We open this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion with a slightly crosseyed prettyish in pink Bobblehead Andy Cohen. I think someone told him to stop bobbling his head so much, and it’s just killing him. Now he looks like he has bed bugs.
Just be the bobbly queen you are, girl! We only tease cuz we love. Well, like. Um…tolerate. I need to just stop trying to be nice cuz it never works out.
Tonight’s reunion is being shot at the Biltmore Hotel, and you know Lisa’s mortified that she had to go downtown. On the bright side, she ran into her son, who sold the cast an ounce. Yay to Vanderpump business sense!
On one couch, we’ve got Adrienne, Kim, and Camille Shlemiel Frasier. Kinda the dowdy couch.
Did no one mention to you that this will be rerun later on Telemundo? Up the tacky, bitches!
The other side is ready for telenovela prime time. I imagine my maid Romana alone in the broom closet watching this on her tiny TV while sucking her teeth and shaking her head at the excess.
Estimado Señor el trabajo de mi rodillas hasta los huesos y todo lo que tengo que mostrar que es un delantal de perforado yalmohadillas sucias rodilla. Por favor, desprecio estas putas parafrotar su brillo en mi cara!
Don’t mess with Blowfish today, cuz she’s got the power of the Lord on her side. Kyle is wearing what look like diamond studded straps off a baby’s car seat. Ten bucks says she’s gonna throw applesauce at Shlemiel before the night’s out.
First piece of news for the night: Kim’s not drunk! BOOOOOOO! I really had my fingers crossed, but Kyle probably ruined it by accusing her of being a lush last week and putting her on her best behavior. Thanks a lot, Kyle.
The first question is from an obviously homely heifer in Illinois, who writes that the plastic surgery on the ladies makes them look deformed. Shot of Taylor.
HAHAHAH. She just pulled out some Illinois on your ass.
First off, how fucking rude. Second, Taylor no longer even looks like herself. Who is this woman? There’s a resemblance to the Taylor we knew last week, but not much of one. I smell an Evil Twin storyline. I know I know her, but I feel like I don’t. This must be how Diedre Hall’s family must feel when Marlena shows up to Thanksgiving dinner with her real twin who’s never had any surgery. Awkward!
For the record, I think Blowfish is very pretty. Like a flower. A plastic flower. That’s been burnt numerous times with the tip of a cigarette. Pause as everyone looks at Taylor. She’s not budging on the “deformed” comment, so Lisa says that it’s really rude to say something like that about Taylor to her big rubber face and Lisa hasn’t had surgery but plenty of filler (and boobage, which she doesn’t say but come on, those things look 25). She asks for Homely Illinois’ number so she can call and tell her off. LOLove her.
Bobble states for the record that Paul isn’t Ad’s surgeon, and she says that she goes up to him for the occasional fill up or facial muscle killer but that’s it cuz they fight too much and she doesn’t want him taking his frustration out on her face like she does his.
Adrienne is a wise, wise woman. That looks like a wax figure version of one of the cheerleader chipmunks.
The next email challenges them to guess the price of a gallon of milk. Well, it costs about two fifty a week for the maid that buys it, a buck fifty for the bus that she takes to the store, a few thousand for the surrogates that carry the babies to drink it….God this is a lot of math. Taylor guesses $3.49, and Bobble says she’s twenty cents over. She argues that in BevHills the price is higher, and Kim jumps in and adds that at Costco it’s only like two bucks. Then Kyle beats her with a baseball bat.
Shlemiel jumps in on the fun and laughs to Kim “we shop at Costco, obviously.” Bitch please. You know they wouldn’t let you in that place without a box set of Frasier DVDs to prove who you are.
So, how bout that seventy million dollar birthday party for Kennedy? Well, Kennedy had fun….
….and it was fun and fun is fun so yay it was totally worth it, Bobble! Tay laughs that other people seem to have a problem with it, and Lisa pipes up that she was one of them and has no trouble being honest. Then she goes on and on about how ludicrous it was. HAHAH. Taylor? Not happy with that. While we look at her pissed off face, let’s study the lump in her head. You see? I told you they yank up that skin, tie it off with fishing wire, and put a wig on. I know of what I speak.
So wow. The women on this show are riiiiich. Lisa lives in a 17,000 square foot home, and she is looking for a house small enough to find Ken without paging him but large enough to not get ambushed by his involuntary silent but deadlies.
What? I didn’t faht. I don’t think…
Bobble turns to Camille and asks what her beef with the NY apartment was when it was 3,500 square feet. She smiles big and says that Frasier was the one who had a problem with it, not her! He called and said “hon I think this place is too small for you, the kids, the next you and the next kid.” Kyle isn’t buying it. For someone who really needs to come off way nicer than she did in the final episode, Kyle sure is wearing bitch face a lot tonight.
Lisa cracks that when he said there wasn’t enough room he meant it was cuz he had a girlfriend there. Ouch. I said that, but I’m hiding behind a computer in my underwear so it wasn’t rude. Dang, Lisa! All the girls laugh. Camille is now poorer than Li, so she laughs too cuz that’s how the ladder works in this town. By her own rules.
That’s hilarious. I can’t wait til you read the review I write about your restaurant on yelp signed Frasier.
Bobble asks Cam why she did the show. It was Frasier’s idea! Uh huh. Everything bad is Frasier’s idea. Terrorism? Invented by Frasier. State Worker’s ballooning pensions? Frasier. Coke with Splenda? Yes. Frasier. Bobble asks if she questions his motives for putting her on TV and she says that she has, in fact, questioned his motives. Maybe it was to keep her busy in Cali while he banged a stewardess…or maybe it was to show the world what a raging c word she was so no one would blame him when he started spreading his seed like the Profit.
Now the question we’re all waiting for: Camille: How do you feel about the entire world calling you the c word? She’s very huuuuuuuurt! She has been viiiiiiiiillianized!! We didn’t get to knooooooow heeeeeeeeer. Sure, we saw glimpses of her bragging about her ten homes, her husband’s stardom, and her four donkey faced nannies. Yes, we saw her lapdance everyone’s husbands in vegas, kiss Tennis Ho on the lips in front of his wife multiple times, and get Medium cancelled. Yes, we saw her complain about how hard her life is to her cancer stricken mother and remind her paid friends how much money she’s given them. But did we ever think that she might have FEeeeeeeeeELINGS?!?!
Bobble’s not content with that answer, so he reads a bunch of adjectives that have been used to describe Shlem in the media. HAHA!! “Conniving, passive aggressive…,” pause. No reaction. “Narcissistic, catty, jealous…”, pause, no reaction “cruel, hypocritical, fake, insecure, delusional”. Well, he didn’t say fat or wrinkly so consider it a win. There’s a pause, and then she just says “Wow.” HAHAHA! Bobblehead is such. A bitch. Love it.
Let’s play Mad Libs!! Johnny went to you suck to buy a everyone hates you and wishes you’d get scoliosis but when he got home to show his Camille’s an asshole, she was dumped. Wasn’t that fuuuuun?
She admits that she said some horrible things on the show but it’s not an accurate portrayal of her. They took out the clips of her saying “retarded people are people too, just usually poor and not as talented as Frasier” and stuff like that, so it’s totes Bravo’s fault.
Tay jumps in and says that it’s super easy to sit behind a computer and be negative (actually it’s harder than it looks) and that if anyone said those things in front of any of the housewives they would shut them down cuz they’re there to support each other! Um….like you supported Camille by convincing her that everyone was talking behind her back, which set off her drama bs and helped her become the supervillain? Cam smiles as Tay speaks, too stupid to realize that’s what happened even after watching the season. That Blowfish? Giver.
So, why, then, are people reacting so badly to Shlemiel? Well, it started with the fight with Kyle, but it’s also cuz she was married to the beloved Frasier and people are taking his side. Girl, no one in the world would have taken his side if you hadn’t been on this show. That man is a pig. But you’re worse. Anyway, she says being married to Frashe was like “being with an elephant in the room.” HAHA. I don’t know if her English is terrible or if she’s calling Frasier fat, but that’s the beauty of her slag slang.
She tries to change the topic to the “insecure” comment, but first Bobble wants to know why she used a surrogate. Camille laughs that that came up because of Kyle and Kyle denies ever saying it but that’s not true. She so did. Camille told us about it first, but in the Vegas episode Kyle said something along the lines of “must be nice to use a surrogate to keep your figure.” But Kyle’s selective memory is the thing that kept this season fun so let’s just let it slide.
Camille laughs fakely and lets the accusation go, and answers that they tried to have babies but couldn’t and thankfully science helped out. Part of me thinks that the Pope saw this coming a long time ago and that’s why he’s always insisted that science is evil. Cam didn’t use a surro so she could keep her figure. That’s ridiculous! It’s not like her body is the only thing keeping her from a life in a studio apartment and a hostess job at Hooters. Don’t be ridonkeydonk.
Camille’s first scene.
Why was she always complaining about being busy? Cuz they were taping the show, she has kids, and she was going through a divorce. God she’s full of it. You have four nannies and the divorce hadn’t even started yet. Correcting Camille is going to turn into a fifteen page recap. Oh yeah, she was also trying to keep her husband’s production company together! That must have been a rough job. I imagine twelve hour days just writing “sorry” notes to everyone in America for “Hank”.
Cam uses some big words! How? She was an English major! HAHAHAH! Scores isn’t college. You earned every “credit” (card number) you got, I’m sure, but still. That little paper they handed you when you left with an A+ was a warning that you tested positive for Anal Warts.
Why did Cam call Faye Resnick “the morally corrupt Faye Resnick” when she herself is a ho? Well, Cam had heard that the girls were in a limo looking at naked pics of Camille and laughing about her Skinemax movies and she got mad. Kyle cops to it, and Cam says it was premeditated. OK, Mentalist. Kyle says they looked at the pics cuz they were on the internet and “you did that.”
Cam aruges that she had a nice dinner and invited Faye and Kyle and they repaid her by making fun of her after in the limo? HAHAHAH OH MY GOD! THIS WOMAN IS INSANE! Does she not REMEMBER that party? Cuz I won’t ever forget. I saw an electric cig kiosk and tried to push it down. Those things are sturdier than they look, btw. Also, mall cops run faster than you’d think. Point is, Camille’s an asshole. The finale of my favorite show, Medium, aired last week and when Allison DuBois died at the end I cheered. Sorry, Patricia Arquette! Poor thing probably gets cans thrown at her head in the supermarket and has no idea why.
A little squawking starts and Bobble says to save it for when they get to the right topic, but Kyle won’t. She tells Cam she’s a hypocrite and has “balls of a burgalar” to diss someone for getting a Playboy cover when she’s done “softcore, or whatever it’s called.” Camille says “OUCH” and mopes, but I’m sorry, there is nothing she can do do unsay the shit she’s said this year. Deep piano cord and a glimpse of what Kyle’s gonna look like after a few more surgeries:
It sure was hard watching Cam get dumped! It was? Let’s watch clips! Of Kelsey passively aggressively telling us he hates Camille while Cam sits in the bottom corner and pouts.
Can you get dressed downstairs? It’s kinda tight in here.
Adrienne cries as she watches the clips. Or her tear ducts are just malfunctioning. Stupid surgery makes it really hard to decipher what’s going on sometimes. I think it was very generous of Bobble to put a clip together trying to garner sympathy for Cam. But still, no.
Cam says that she was being distant on the show because of the divorce. But that didn’t happen til the last two weeks, right? She claims that she knew about the trouble right at the beginning of the show cuz Frashe stopped calling. Whatever. I don’t. Buy. It.
She says that they don’t speak now and will co parent when she finds out how many millions she’s gonna get. Cam gained some friends from the divorce and lost others, but the women have been soooooo supportive. Kyle looks like she wants to throw darts at her.
No prenup? Nope! Score! Darrin from Burbank wants to know what she’s gonna do with fifty million smackers. She won’t say she’s getting fifty. Bobble keeps trying to get a number but she won’t give it. She’s still haggling. If Frasier falls for her story, which is that she has a video of him boning Rhea Perlman on the set of Cheers from his alchy days, then she’s getting eighty nine trillion dollars. If he knows she’s a liar (which we aaaall do), she’s getting some half empty Xenadrine bottles and the box of panty liner pads she left under the sink. Frashe doesn’t wanna “insult” the new girl by asking for a prenup either. Moron. Lisa laughs that he won’t have to sign one cuz he won’t have money left when Cam is done. HAHAH.
Is there a Shlemiel sex tape? No. Not with Frasier anyway. And the other ones she just considers part of her reel. Taylor says people over 40 shouldn’t make sex tapes, and Lisa stays quiet on that one. Oh no. Please God don’t let there be a Ken tape out there somewhere.
Will Camille do season 2? She doesn’t know. Don’t buy it. She will, and she’s gonna be working at soup kitchens and shit in every episode until people stop hatetweeting her. Enough of this nonsense! Let’s watch the hatred between Taylor and Kim grow!
This still isn’t about Kyle, and she still looks pissed.
She’s ready to pop. Bobble is smart by keeping her from talking til the second half of the show. I said Bobble was smart. Write down the date and time cuz history has just been made.
The clip of Taylor saying that Kim is like a jack in the box cracks me up. “You wind the box and wind the box and then boom. She attacks me.” Well stop winding the box, bitch! That’s the closest thing we’re gonna get to a confession. At the last party, when Kim tells Taylor to stay away from her and Taylor reminds her that it’s her party, Kyle laughs. Really not winning any points here, Kyle!
At the clip of Kim telling Blowfish to go blow up her lips some more, Kim cringes and Taylor does this:
Kim for Prez!
Taylor and Kim are both laughing at the end, but then Kim says here’s this woman who’s against violence threatening to beat her up. Well that’s what she meant to say. It was just a lot of slurs and stutters, but thankfully I have Google Translate and they have Drunken Icons listed right between Danish and Dutch. So she is drunk? Or has she just been drunk so much that her speech impediment has become permanent?
Taylor, with a hate smile, tells Kim she was kinda kidding and stop bringing up her charity. Kim’s ready for a fight, but Taylor just gives her a “I’m bigger, stronger and I’ll always win” smile and looks away. Kim’s revenge is the wattle shot Taylor gives the cameras in her condescension.
Bobble won’t let Taylor ignore the accusation, and re-forms Kim’s accusation as a viewer question without slurring. Stupid sober viewers. Taylor thinks it’s ridiculous that anyone thought she was actually gonna be violent, which I totally agree with. She says that she believes in her charity and misspoke, which is how politicians say “the polls say I have to apologize but fuck you I refuse just please stop sending me hate mail.” She’s not violent, but Kim needs to learn how to talk to people. Or just talk in general.
Kim keeps on about it, and Taylor turns to Kyle and asks “should we talk about her state of mind at that table? Cuz she’s about to push me there.”
Stop pretending I’m in on this. But yes. Do it.
Bobble calls Taylor out on whispering and she asks Kim if she wants her bringing up her state of mind that night. Kim says they should talk about everyone’s state of mind. Taylor tries to drop it, but Bobble won’t let her. She says she’ll save it for later. You know, I’d really appreciate Taylor more if she’d just commit to being a bitch instead of trying to walk the line of smily fun girl and bitch. Go there. Otherwise you’re just kinda useless. You’re gonna have to get dirty eventually. As much as you look like that weird little clay king, this isn’t Mister Rogers.
Bobble tells Kim that she looked like she was gonna pull some Westlake Village out on Taylor. What is that? Clobber her with some cloth grocery bags? Girl please. Westlake Village is about as threatening as Bobble in a game of Freeze.
Kim says she hates the drama and didn’t wanna get in the middle, but Tay jumps and says that Kim wanted to be in drama with Taylor instead of the drama that had to do with sticking up for her sister. Um the drama you fucking started, you mean? Cuz that was all cleaned up before you whispered poison into Cam’s ears, Blowfish. Kim can’t come up with an answer. Let me help. When you have a question you can’t answer? Just say “Camille’s an asshole.” It’s always right. Two divided by forty seven? Camille’s an asshole.
Kim called Taylor fake, so who is she really? Kim says that Taylor is friends with everyone individually, which is a poor excuse for a burn. Taylor agrees with the accidental compliment. Bobble, because letting Kim’s speech impdrunkenment stand in the way of being able to communicate would be cruel, says that she meant Taylor just says what people want to hear to make them like her. Taylor argues “like ‘I wanna go Oklahoma on your ass? You think that’s what people wanna hear?” No, but you view Kim as weaker than you and aren’t afraid of her. You would never say that to Lisa cuz she’d drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you in a phone booth.
Bobble has no answer, and neither does Kim. A: Camille’s an asshole. There’s a long pause because Taylor’s fake ass is a practiced fake ass and there’s no arguing with her. She says that she’s been protective of all the girls, including Kim. Then she shoots Kim a warning look. I assume she means that she’s been “protective” of the alchy allegations she just threatened to expose. Real friend! I’m sure Kim feels great with you in her corner, ass. Kim does stay quiet, though. She’s been warned.
How come Lisa claims to never have sex but then talks about sex all the time? Clips of Lisa making sex comments, and included is the Taylor and Cotton Candy sex tape, which made the rest of us horrified of sex.
Does Lisa only have sex twice a year? Only in a good year. LOL! She admits that she just says things for fun and this year she upped it to three times a year. Rumor has it that Cam cut off Frasier for a year, and she denies it and says Frasier cut her off ten years ago. She said that in another interview too. I think she says it to embarrass Frasier, but it’s going the other way around. At least half the country thinks she’s got a baby Audrey 2 as a vagina.
Was Lisa being mean calling Camille a stripper? No, cuz she was acting like one. HAHAH. Does everyone in BevHills refer to poor ugly people as “eclectic”? No. They usually refer to them as “gross, dahling.” Does Lisa have any poor friends? “Just you, Andy.” HAHAHAHAH!!!!
What was up with Lisa’s jealousy over Taylor and Kyle’s friendship? Lisa says that she was annoyed that night because she had plans with Kyle and Taylor came and got all lesbionic with her bff. Lisa’s not jealous, she’s just irritated by hand holding. Lisa asks for a lap dance from Camille to make her feel better. HAHAH! She gets one. This was a really sweet segment. Tick tock bitches we don’t have ten hours.
Would Taylor ever get her lip implants removed? Oh hell no. Bobble makes her justify that, and she laughs a nonsense answer as Kim cracks up. God I love Kim. Taylor yarns on about having a big mouth and no one argues with that one.
Let’s talk about Ad! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz She’s rich, funny, and possibly abusive. End clip. She loves Paul. Who cares. What about the shiny weave? Eyesack Mizrahi said if she kept dressing like Charo she would turn into Charo. LOL. Well, who doesn’t wanna turn into Charo? Bobble, sensing our boredom, asks her how she felt when she heard Camille say that she was thirty percent busier than everyone else. Ad says that Cam says a lot of stuff she doesn’t mean. Nicest way of saying “compulsive liar” I’ve heard in awhile.
Cam, of course, chimes in that that was about the divorce. Bitch, this was like MONTHS before the affair so just shut UP. To his credit, Bobble laughs and says “so you’re putting that in the divorce bucket.” If you wanna make Kyle smile just torture Camille or Kim.
It’s like a Tootsie pop with hate and bitterness in the center. YUM
After everyone’s picked themselves up off the floor, Cam continues that she was definitely going through more than the other housewives. More condoms. She’s not ruining her body with Tennis Ho sperm.
How loaded is Adrienne? Lisa says if she was Ad she’d be in bed with chocolates and a hooker. HA. How come Ad shies away from confrontation? She grew up with loudmouth men and she would rather talk stuff through than yell. In other words, she has Paul and how many punching bags does one girl need? Last fifteen minutes, so let’s do this! Kyle takes a deep breath.
Montage of the ridonk fight that lasted thirteen episodes. Everyone is taking deep breaths watching the clips, and it’s awesome. So what was really said? Let’s start with Cam’s side. Kyle asked why they were going to be filming her in Hawaii and why she isn’t bringing the girls. Kyle stops her and denies it all, adding that this is the first time the part about shooting with the whole cast was even brought up and that Camille changes her story every time, which is true. But it’s a lot of bs to keep track of. If my dog shit as much literally as Camille does verbally I’d have to send Romana around the block with a Hefty bag cuz my dog’s poo would be too much to carry in her bare hands.
Camille says “NO! No! Now it’s my time to take my power and tell the truth!” BWAHAHAHAHAH! Your power was already taken, honey. On a Virgin flight. Supposedly, Camille said Frasier wouldn’t be in Hawaii cuz he would be rehearsing for the show and Kyle asked why they would be shooting Camille without Frasier. Yeah…that’s a totally different lie than the original, and Kyle’s talking over her saying she never said it. Camille is frustrated and mad and saying “But I’m saying it’s not a big deeeeeal!”
Uh huh, that’s why we had to sit through thirteen fucking hours about it and why you’re making your “I wasn’t a stripper! I just took my clothes off at the gym once to take a shower and someone gave me a dollar!” face.
Kyle tells Bobble she wants to be honest about something and Cam breaks in with “But you’ve never been honest! This whole season was set up to make me look bad and this was the honest truth!” Maybe she spoke english to a major? Cuz that bitch did not study English. Kyle demands a turn to speak, which almost makes the bags under Camille’s eyes pop open.
Kyle says that Camille is only on the show because Kyle asked her to join the cast. Cam bitterly says that she told her then that she wasn’t interested in it. Kyle agrees that she wasn’t into it, so Kyle suggested she speak to Frasier about it so she could have her own thing. Cam agrees. The day they all came back from Vegas, Cam said she was going to Hawaii and Kyle said wow but we’re all so tired after Vegas is Frasier going? No. Are you going with a girlfriend? Cuz who wants to get stuck in Hawaii with two test tubes and four donkey faced nannies? Then Cam got defensive and asked “why is this bothering you so much, Kyle?”
Cam argues about the wording really angrily, but basically yes that’s how it went down. Kyle’s question is why would she want Camille on a TV show and then get pissed that they were filming her?
No answer, cuz dumbass Bobblehead jumps in and says that this actually is an insecurity issue because what Cam heard wasn’t what was said. Camille stutters that that’s what it turned into, which makes no sense. Kyle never said it and insists that she would have asked the same questions if her husband was a plumber named Bob. HA. No. You wouldn’t speak to her at all if her husband was a plumber named Bob. And why should you?
Cam has no answer for her now completely obvious lie, so she calls Kyle a bully. That’s true, but still answer the question. Kyle tells her she’s not a college student who just got caught in a gay relationship that was broadcast on facebook and she needs to stop using the buzzword of the moment to victimize herself.
“Oh, ‘bully’, who advised you to use that word? Get over it!” HAHAHAH. And that’s why I still, and always will, love Kyle. Cam goes on some “Bush brought down the towers” line of tangent and says that Kyle made America think that Cam is delusional. Kyle snaps that Camille spews a lot of bs, and Cam, practically stamping her feet but still managing to pout, shouts “I AM NOT A LIAR!” Well, you’re lying about that too, skank. How many times have you already lied tonight? Blaming shit on a divorce that didn’t even come into play until weeks into the show? UGH I am sorry I am typing too much. I just need to remember the constant answer: Camille’s an asshole. Camille’s an asshole. Camille’s an asshole. Ah. That feels good.
Long silence. Kyle calmly asks why Cam thinks that she would want her on the show, and Cam says that Kyle needed a target. She gives a sly “I told you, skank!” look, but what she just said was…well, delusional. Bobble, obviously not buying, asks if she is accusing Kyle of getting her on the show to set her up to look like a fool. Cam says no but Kyle keeps accusing her of attacking her and “I’ve never attacked you.” Straight face. Dead silence.
Viewer email. How come Camille always sees herself as the victim and acts sneaky? Cam is riled up now and says that Kyle attacked her. Good answer. Almost as good as Camille’s an asshole. Kyle says that in NY she apologized because even though she didn’t say what she was being accused of she wanted to make peace. Peace was made, and then Cam came down to the bar when the cameras were off and started attacking her. Cam shouts a bunch of non sequiturs and Lisa jumps in, because now we’re on her fave subject. Something obvs happened in between the “I’m sorry” and the bar. And it had to do with Tay. So fess up, skank! Taylor is agreeing with Lisa, but now Kim is in it cuz we’re on her fave subject.
She says that was really catty of Taylor to do, and why’d she start more shit with Camille and Kyle? Taylor gets wide eyes. I want the number of her doctor, cuz she shouldn’t be able to move her eyes at all. Bobble, who seems to know just how full of caca Taylor is, pushes, asking her why stir it up and then not own it? Tay innocently claims that she wasn’t stirring, she was just so shocked that Kim spoke to her at all that she told Cam about it and somehow the word “insecure” came up and Camille lost it. That doesn’t even try to sound true.
Cam says that the word set her off cuz Kyle had just called her insecure, and Deepak Bobble points at Camille to teach her a lesson. “The people who react strongly to the word insecure are insecure”. Dali Drama. Everyone is silent, trying to figure out wtf he’s talking about. Cam admits that she was feeling insecure and blames it on Frasier cheating. Bitch that wasn’t going on! Oh yeah…but still he was being distant. He hadn’t fucked you in ten years and NOW he’s distant?
He forces her to admit that she’s sensitive about being married to a star. Bobble comes back full circle to what happened between the hotel room and the bar, but Taylor wisely keeps her mouth shut. Bring a rat out here so she’ll unhinge her jaw and spill it. I want the troof!
We’re not getting anywhere, so let’s get a viewer question. If Kyle was telling the truth, then how come Kim didn’t stand up for her? Kyle does the Cher hair thing, which means she’s about to whip out some draggitude.
Kim babbles random words. Something about not knowing Kyle’s friends and not wanting to get involved and be the bad guy later. Bobble doesn’t just ask “But what was the conversation, now that we’re here? And Camille now that you’ve seen the harmless convo in the airport what do you think?” Cuz he kinda sucks. Instead, he asks Camille if she thinks Kyle is jealous of her and she says no she doesn’t think that. Kyle says she’s only saying that now cuz everyone in America has laughed at her for a whole season. LOL. “Ouch. That was catty!” And fucking true.
Kyle isn’t falling for the victim thing and responds “sorry but you’re the one who said all season that I was.” Good for her. Kyle starts to repeat that all the blogs are making fun of Cam, so Cam comes back with a really strong argument. Kidding! She pretends she’s a victim again. THE END!
Next Tuesday, more! And with crying! YAAAAYYYY! Spoiler alert: Camille’s an asshole.
Oh yeah! One of the co-founders of TVgasm, B-Side (handsome bastard) had me on his Housewives podcast this week. Check it out here to see my pasty wattle! xo