RHOBH: Creaky Beavers and Frasier’s Nuts

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By Flipit | Tuesday, September 13, 2011 | 1:32 am | 30 Comments
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Previously on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we learned that “offended” is the new slam, Lisa got the bitch edit, and all the girls reunited to talk about their favorite show.

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We get to see the full opening this week. YAY!

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There are rules in Beverly Hills, and Taylor manipulates them.

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I’m not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but stealing my sister’s house helped a bit.

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People keep trying to figure me out, but I’m an ICON! Plus, I’m always on lots of shit so good luck with that.

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I’ve finally found my voice! And it’s really whiny and manipulative and stuff. Now if I can just find my original jawline so I can look enough like my driver’s license photo to get on a damn plane.


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Having a face like a balloon left out in the sun all day is easy if you can afford it. Which I can. Homeless people are lazy.

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I’m an asshole.

We start with Kyle, who’s getting Kim’s guest room ready at the new house just in case she loses it again and the ghost of their mom makes Kyle take care of her.

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The tree will give you some nice shade. If you have to number two, dig a hole.

Kyle and Mauricio go through boxes of crap and try not to act ashamed that their home is only 7,000 square feet. Embarrassing! To offset her poorness and wonky mouth surgery, Kyle has invited over her poorer rubberier friend Faye! You remember her! The chick who posed in Playboy after OJ killed her bff to make a quick buck and then showed up to tell off Medium at the dinner party from hell? I basically just quoted her entire Wikipedia page.

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Faye is annoyed because she wants Mauricio’s pool table in the garage instead of the living room so she can buy furniture for that room, and Mauricio is annoyed because he wants Faye’s nostrils on her nose instead of her cheekbones cuz it’s uncomfortable to argue with someone when you’re looking at the bats in their cave. Kyle drops it and goes to look through more of her crap. Look! It’s the velvet painting of Demi Moore in the 80′s that Kyle used to throw poo at!

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That could have been me! Where’s my Emilio Esteves? Where’s my Oscar nomination? Where’s MY STRIPTEASE? Wait. Never mind. I’m getting knocked up til I feel better.

 

Kyle knows she’s lucky to have a hot guy who doesn’t bang half the town and knock up stewardesses. Aw! She’s humble! Like her tiny poor person house.

Lisa is in her closet, which is giant and filled with pink stuff. She calls her maid/fuck buddy in to help and tells her that she’s going on a trip to Colorado because Camille is celebrating selling her house there. Of course Beaver Creek is where Camille owns a house. The only name more fitting would be Slag Creek. Or Asshole Creek. Or Violent Shit Creek.

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I got joor Beaver Creek right here, mees.

She’s leaving Ken and Giggy alone with the maid all week, and maid is thrilled for the silent fart marathon she’s about to be party to. Did Lisa just open mouth kiss Giggy? Cuz that’s nasty. Lisa isn’t too excited to leave. Camille’s a horror show and she still hates Taylor. But it won’t be all bad. We get to see her try to ski! I hope Taylor manipulates her skis.

Adrienne is packing three bags for a two day trip, but to be fair, one is for shoes and one is a giant tool box with her rubber glue and sanding table. A girl has to keep up appearances. Right now I don’t care about Colorado. I could watch Ad try to roll her eyes for days.

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Paul comes in to make her life miserable and they banter non humorously for awhile. She wants to give him a list of instructions, he wants to give her enough drugs to make her rip up the prenup so he can off her ass. LOVE! The best part of this scene is watching the little dog attack the big dog.

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Taylor comes over to hitch a ride in Ad’s limo. Lisa won’t drive with them because Ad is always late and she doesn’t wanna get stuck waiting on the stoop with Taylor and her larva lips. Ad and Taylor seem a little horrified about this forced trip, but Taylor says at least there will be a fireplace. Ad laughs “That could be dangerous!” No shit. Your asses will all start melting off. It will be like in True Blood when we saw what the fairies really look like under the surgery.

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Their suitcases won’t all fit in the trunk, so the driver has to put the table saw in the back seat. Ad doesn’t want to explain what she uses it for, so she changes the subject to the state of Taylor’s marriage. Taylor says therapy is hard, and then Ad blahs on about how much marriage blows ass. Taylor’s like “yay I’m finding my voice!”

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How my marriage counseling affects your life: GO!

Taylor says she is learning to speak about little things. Like, if she doesn’t want Italian one night, she’ll say so, cuz all she’s ever done is whatever Russell wants. Anyone who saw the “get that kid a dog for her birthday and I’ll cut your balls off and shove them into your lower intestine” argument knows that’s a little untrue. Did he really wanna blow almost seventy grand for a birthday party the kid didn’t even want? He must have. Taylor probably would have been happy at Chuck E Cheese with some family and sparklers and no cameras.

Kim, Kyle and Lisa show up. Kim is jumping all over the place and babbling on about how hyper she is and how fun this is gonna be and yay snooooow! She knows they’re not talking about the kind that goes up your nose, right? Poor thing thinks she’s on her way to a town where you can snort everything you see. Lisa is insta-annoyed with the sisters, who are fucking around with their one suitcase each. Traveling with poor people is rough. Kim makes the mistake of making fun of Lisa’s accent, and Lisa looks happy for the camaraderie.

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Kyle hopes that Kim behaves so they don’t have to fight, and then she gives her shit about trimming her eyebrows once in awhile. Kim just wants to be crazy, is that so wrong? Yes. Yes it is. Please wipe winter off your nose. On the plane, Kyle says prayers because she’s scared of flying. I don’t know how “rub a dub dub dub, thanks for the grub, YAY GOD” is gonna help with flying, but she can’t go to seminary school for one flight. Speak what you know, girl! I’m sure God’s listening. Meanwhile, Kim is hitting on a dude. LOL. Lisa tells her to stop having fun. What happened to Lisa?

Kim won’t stop, though, God bless her tweaking little heart. She starts flirting with another guy and punching his fat butt while shouting “buns of steel!” HAHAHAHAH!

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Lisa, still annoyed, says she feels like a school teacher on a kindergarten trip. What the hell kind of kindergartens do they have in England that fisting chunky dudes is an acceptable pass the time game?

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They get in the limo to go to Camille’s place, and they’re told there will be a four hour detour because of road work. Lisa tells us that she isn’t gonna be able to handle four hours in the car with these bitches, and you gotta hand it to her, she has no trouble saying anything to anyone’s face. In the car, she moans “Oooooh Gaaaawd. Fouah houahs next to Ahmstrong?” LOLOLOLLLL!!! I can already tell people are gonna be hating on Lisa this year, but girl, I will be by your side always for comments like that.

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Camille is at her house with her friendployee Carrie. Snapple: Dissing DiDi flavor. Poor thing even has better hair than DiDi!

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Camille doesn’t have Frasier to talk about any more, but she’s still got one of his houses to brag about, so let’s do this. She shows Not DiDi the whole place one last time before she burns it to the ground. And how does she feel about this one last vacay? It’s haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Back to the limo. Taylor puts it best. “Kim’s really opening up. She’s talking. She’s telling stories. She’s talking. A lot of talking.” LOL. And talking she is, about nothing. No one can tell what the hell she’s going on about. One time she was on a set at Disney for Little House on the Prairie and there was a train there and then she put her feet in and it was wonderful and then she went to Paris and she knew people at the airport and then one time she flew around a lightbulb trying to get in but it wouldn’t let her and she was like stop taking my picture it’s so hard being an ICON. WTF? Best four hour drive ever.

No one can stand listening to her coke fueled nonsense any more, so Kyle decides to bring on some drama. Thank you. At least someone’s earning their paycheck this trip. She asks Lisa if Ken was really mad at her the other night. Silence. Lisa responds that it seemed like Kyle was the one who was mad and leans back like she’s already tired of this shit.

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Kyle keeps looking over at Taylor with that “HIT HER! NOW’S YOUR CHANCE! I’LL HOLD HER DOWN!” look. Kyle says she doesn’t understand why the word offended offended Ken, and Lisa sighs that it’s just his opinion and he’s entitled to it. No one can really argue with that, so they go back to being quiet. But Kyle’s still staring at Taylor, so Tay plays with her hair to get up some confidence and says “No one really asked for his opinion.” Lisa, to her credit, stays calm and just rolls her eyes. “No one has to ask your opinion when you’re sitting around at a dinner party.” Taylor has no argument for that, so she just looks scary.

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They basically want an apology from Lisa, and she says that not believing in therapy is a valid stance. Hello, you’re LA people. I know you’ve been to Scientology’s Psychiatry: An Industry of Death Museum on Sunset. Therapy isn’t for everyone, ok? Look how well not going to therapy’s worked out for Tom Cruise.

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Lisa says if Taylor has a problem with Ken then she can talk to Ken. Just drop it. Love it. Taylor looks like she’s being force fed pasta.

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But I wanted Chines…nomnomnomwahnomnom

The girls arrive at Camille’s, and she comes out squealing. UGH. Kyle says that she’s ecstatic to see Shlemiel, but only because she’s been trapped in the limo for four hours. LOL. Lisa tells us the house is gorgeous and she feels for Shlemiel cuz she’s gonna be down to like two or three houses. “Dire situation heah.” HAHAHAH! Camille didn’t assign them rooms, so they’ll have to slug it out. Which she will take great pleasure in. Two of them are gonna have to share, so Kyle jumps on the baby room the second she sees it so she doesn’t get stuck with her sister. I really love this show.

Lisa says there’s no way in hell she’s sharing a room with Taylor, so Kyle offers to share a room with Kim. Good luck with that! Taylor gets stuck in the baby room. Sad horns. Lisa takes the giant second master bedroom for herself, leaving Kim and Taylor to share a full size bed. Holy shit. Lisa is already my favorite, but she gets better by the minute. Kim makes fun of all the sparkly clothes Kyle packed and says it’s unfair that Kyle always makes fun of her for wearing sparkles. Taylor says that sparkles are different than glued on plastic rhinestones. Poor crazy Kim. She mutters “Don’t mess with me girlfriend!” and sniffles a lot.

The girls all gather in a super obnoxious suburban limo to go out. Kyle wants to go to a club to get Kim and Camille laid, and Kim says it will be like Camille will be taking a huge chip off her shoulder. Camille agrees, and adds that it’s a huge hairy chip covered in barnacles. LOLOLOLLL! They make fun of Frasier’s hairy back for awhile, and Kyle tells us that she likes Camille now. I kinda do too. And I’m super uncomfortable with that. CAMILLE’S AN ASSHOLE!!! Stop changing the script, Bravo!

Camille says she had to use a hedge trimmer on Frasier’s back. Dying. Kim is grossed out that she has to eat with the image of Camille shaving Frasier’s nuts in her head. America seconds that. They’re eating at the Westin Hotel. The waiter is sweating right off the bat, so Kim makes a bad Mussels joke to scare him more. Kyle says Camille should try to bone one of the guys at the bar, but she says she moves slow. LOL yeah right! Unless you’re married and there’s a tennis pro handy.

They all giggle about kissing, and Camille slams Frasier’s kissing. Which makes me like her more. Which makes me want to quit writing for TVgasm so I can go live in the middle of the forest with no TV and just be entertained by the sounds of the night. The talk moves to forgiveness, which gives Kyle a chance to say that she’s at a good place with Kim now after their fight and maybe it brought them closer. Kim’s like um you called me a drunk lying loser on TV so I’ll need some timekthnx. Nice try though.

The next morning, Kim has a terrible throat and a headache. Must be that bronchitiscoke. Taylor comes in to check on her, which is awkwardly sweet. Then Tay moves into the kitchen to find Lisa, the only other lady out of bed. Lisa is thrilled. She asks Taylor why she couldn’t sleep, and Taylor laughs it off and turns the question back on her, which Lisa hates. The other girls wake up and save them, but to look at them they could be married for years.

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Happy anniversary, baby.

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HATE

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Please don’t leave me alone with her ever again.

Kyle and Kim banter a bit about how Kim wouldn’t stop talking and grinding her jaw all night like Alley Sheedy after the reviews for Maid to Order came out. Kyle says she’ll just get over it so they can get along again and Kim will get over it. A ski concierge comes over with equipment. WTF? Love that. Ad decides to go even though she has a bad knee and the skeleton of a ninety year old. Kim immediately starts hitting on the concierge. HAHAH. It’s gonna be super awkward when she asks for blow and he drops his pants. Watching her flirt is really cute. He tries to put on her boot for her and ends up going for a dive.

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When in Beaver Creek…

Lisa is upset that no one complimented her Doctor Zhivago getup. Maid spent a long time sewing it together out of Ken’s nut hair, and these bitches seem to resent it. Oh honey. They don’t know what that is. If the rest of the cast can’t spell it, don’t wear it. We all resent things we don’t understand. Take for instance my hatred of the sky. Or busses. Or tears.

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Camille says she looks like a poodle, and Taylor says if she falls down no one will find her. HAHA. When they arrive at the slopes, Lisa asks the ski guys if they’re “ready to take these creaky beavers up the mountain?” LOL! Adrienne is freaked out that they have to go up a mountain to to ski. But taking a golf cart to get to your own restroom is totally normal. Kyle, Camille and Taylor are going to ski together because they know what they’re doing. The losers get stuck together for the kids slope. Lisa says she’s just going with the losers so they don’t feel bad. And they don’t.

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Well done.

Taylor meets them at the bottom of the hill by spraying snow on Lisa. “Of course it would be you.” HAHAHAH. There is a butler waiting for them at the bottom of the slope with chocolate chip cookies and Camille takes two. Oh shit. Literally.

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Somehow, this is gonna be Frasier’s fault.

The last scene is with Kyle and Taylor in the hot tub. Taylor cries about her marriage, but she won’t really say what the issue is. She wants to find her voice, whatever the fuck that means. How horrified was she when she saw Alex say that ten million times on RHONYC after they had already shot this? She cries and says “it’s hard” a lot. Kyle tries digging some dirt out of her, but all she will say is that she feels resentful and was alone until she got married and is afraid of dying alone. I know the feeling. That’s what maids are for. Kyle doesn’t know the issues, really, but she knows Russell well enough to know she doesn’t like him, so she advises Taylor to leave his ass and stop fighting for a marriage she doesn’t like. Taylor cries “I love him. I do.” And Kyle’s like “um that’s sweet. Dump him.”

And that’s it. So what the hell? Here’s why it feels kinda gross watching this. We all know what happened, but was Russell abusing her? I looked around and found some articles saying that he beat her so badly she had to get surgery after she told him she was leaving, which is why I have no problems making windchime jokes about him. But at this time, is that what she was talking about? How could she be at those abused women charity poker games with that going on? Either way, it’s really sad. I hope we get some answers, because of course someone’s husband’s suicide should be about my needs. Next week, Taylor finds Kim’s stash and tries to hide in a suitcase.

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You can’t carry more than three ounces of liquid rubber in your suitcase, ma’am. We’re going to have to put you on the Watch List.

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

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30 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 3:20 am

    My friend said she could never take Tom Cruise seriously because his smile was off center. Based on that pic, I’m inclined to agree.

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    shana
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Camille’s opening line was so spot on. How many times have I looked at that poor girl’s life and thought, “won’t someone free her from her horrible life of slavery?” Well, national holidays move over, Shlemiel finally has her freedom, she can finally relax and celebrate. She is a hero to us all.
    Sorry Flipit, but Camille is still an asshole…

    Flipit, I loved your recap tonight (er, last night), it was spot on and I laughed a lot.

    Why again does Lisa have such a hard-on against Taylor? I know she finally caught her out for being a liar and manipulator, but it seems like there is a war a brewin’.

    Are we really going to have to spend another season looking at Faye Resnik’s ‘sliced up and then glued back on’ face? It’s like the movie “Face Off”, but imagine the doctor is drunk, got confused and just glued half of the face back on, and then stretched that half out to make it fit over her skull. Total Yuck.

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    shana
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 4:50 am

    And damn but I wanted one of those chocolate chip cookies…

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 4:51 am

    Kelsey shouldn’t have divorced Camille. He should have paid some thug to shut her yapper permanently.

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    Katie
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 7:30 am

    Lisa is insufferable. She doesn’t even bother to hide that she feels superior to her castmates. Beverly Hills answer to Countess LuAnn.

    Kim is Kelly Bensimon on speed. What is wrong with this woman who apparently has no qualms over the fact that they are going to portray her in the same fashion as a drunken Ramona Singer but this time on drugs?

    Kyle is an uber bitch. Nothing new here but the fact that her hair has grown longer and she continues to shake it all over the food put in front of her. Move over Willow Smith!

    Taylor looks more and more like the skeletal witch that she is. This woman is ugly both inside and out. And the constant crying makes her look even more unappealing.

    Does anyone see the resemblance to Mama Elsa from Miami in Adrienne? Keep carving up that face girl as you seem to be morphing into that old lady’s looks. And I am not enjoying the interplay between her and Paul. Cringeworthy.

    Camille is still Camille. Boring. How she can double kiss these women who obviously can’t stand the sight of her is ridiculous.

    And is anyone with me that Giggy’s time has been overplayed for “cuteness”? Kind of creepy when your mistress is kissing him on the mouth. Eeeeewwww!

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    Miss Molly
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 8:01 am

    I love Vanderfabulous.

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 10:28 am

    Did Kyle feel the need to “downsize” or did she just really want that house? I thought this episode was pretty boring!

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 10:45 am

    @Alison, it’s a bigger house. I read about the purchase and they bought it for $3 mil and said they needed the space for their growing family. Plus, I think she wanted it because it’s in BH, their last house was in Bel Air.

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 10:49 am

    OIC! BH, Bel-Air whats the difference if you have the money…for some reason it just looks smaller then the one they had last season.

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 11:03 am

    It definitely has less curb appeal. But BH has more prestige, so if it is a smaller house, the zip code must be totally worth it.

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    jaimesommers
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Agree with you Kate! Personally I’m sick of Giggy. And no, I don’t nominate “Jackpot” as a replacement. They should spotlight the Malouf’s AWESOME German shepherd, who should earn a patience medal for not shaking that little ankle humper to death for chomping on his tail. Little dogs who go after big dogs aren’t cute. They’re f-ing STUPID

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    Dramaqn
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 11:46 am

    I think Kim “hit the slopes” waaaaay before the ladies even left the house for that ski trip.

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 11:59 am

    You guys stop it. You know Kim can’t afford coke. More likely, she popped a few of her kid’s Ritalin pills and got cranked out of her mind. Nothing better than a drug habit subsidized by health insurance and an unwitting pediatrician.

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    Teri
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Adrienne wrote in her blog last year that they gave up the German Shepherd…guess they decided to get another one. Poor dog.

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    ChaCha
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    I can’t shake the thought that Kyle’s house’s front exterior looks like the one where Meryl Streep’s character lived in the movie “It’s Complicated.”

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    “Which Real Housewives Beverly Hills couple, despite giving off the appearance of being the most in love actually have the most marital issues and none of it began until the show did, which is ironic considering…. Half the time the couple does not even sleep in the same bed together.” – blind item posted on various websites

    Hmmm…Lisa and Ken? Or Kyle and Mario?

    I’d say Kyle and Mauricio. They probably were stable but this show is Kyle’s “baby” and she almost lost him a client, fought with her sister and put him in the middle, and probably spent a ton of cash trying to appear even richer than they already are. Poor Mauricio. He needs a shoulder to cry on. Come smother your sobs in my ample bosom, Mauricio. I promise we won’t wake the neighbors.

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    shana
    Posted September 14, 2011 at 4:09 am

    @ Katie: I completely agree! I also thought of Mama Elsa from Miami when Adrienne came on screen. And Lisa openly frenching the dog (who did not seem interested) grossed me out. But I guess that compared to kissing Ken, it is a step up.

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    ohralphie
    Posted September 14, 2011 at 5:11 am

    Pretty good episode, and I have to admit to loving checking out the Beaverhouse.
    I feel for Lisa. It sucks having a friend ‘stolen’ and not being able to do anything about it. Granted, that tends to happen more often in highschool but this is BH we are talking about.
    I cannot stand Taylor. I cannot stand people who hint about things then act like you are being intrusive for asking a follow up question. Case in point — Lisa jokes that she is still on London time for the past 6 years, then Taylor says oh so morosely ‘I haven’t been able to sleep late for the last X years’ (She mumbled, so sue me). When Lisa asked the appropriate follow up ‘why is that?’ Taylor got all huffy as though Lisa were prying. CANNOT STAND PEOPLE WHO DO THAT. She also did that with Kyle in the hot tub.
    Sometimes I wonder that Russell didn’t kill himself not just to escape personal demons but also to fuck with Taylors star making storyline.

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    Tmurda
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 12:53 am

    I see that Taylor handles conflict just like I used to, which is by allowing the crippling fear of confrontation paralyze her whenever someone fucks with her, then as it marinates in her brain for a minute, she realizes how pissed/hurt she is by it, then waaaay after the moment has passed for a rection to have any affect, she’s finally angry enough to stick up for herself. It’s too late by that time, and she ends up just obsessing over what she wishes she wouldv’e said when she had the chance.It sucks. I now have major balls and just say whatever my brain wants to come out of my mouth to someone in a conflict. If a person insults me, I just tell them to fuck off if that’s what’s in my heart. It’s awesome. Hey, if I end up telling a person to “go suck a dick” in church, oh well. Whoops.I’d much rather be a blasphemous lunatic in God’s house than the whiney bitch who brings up a comment that my friend’s husband made days after everyone else has forgotten about it and could currently not give less of a shit. Not smart, Tay. That shit gets you a black eye, an ulcer, a reputation of being dramatic and pathetic, or one of many other things weak sauce morons end up with. And IMO, it was her fault anyway cause she shouldn’t be talking bout her marriage bullshit in that setting or company in the first place. I was pleasantly surprised that she’d filed for divorce, but it wasn’t soon enough for me to be impressed.

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    shana
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 1:44 am

    @ Tmurda: My sister is the same way. She can never think about what to say in the moment, and then is left with loads of anger and regret afterward. I told her that until she is able to speak her mind, she can always go back and say, “You know, I was thinking about what you said the other day, and…”.

    Taylor should have come back to the table and said, “Ken, while you are entitled to your opinion, I think that it was insensitive of you to judge something that you know little about, and you really hurt my feelings with your comment.”

    Or she could have said, “Ken, you are absolutely right. I mean, just look at you; way to go on being a real man by avoiding therapy, yes, choosing to be a pussy whipped bitch is so much more masculine.”

    Whichever.

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    Tmurda
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 2:41 am

    WORD!!! I couldn’t have said it better myself. I just also have an issue with people who I feel get offended easily. It just takes A LOT to offend me, because I take into consideration that things others say are not always a personal attack. If people like Tay wouldn’t take everything so personally, then she’d be more confident in her opinions and less concerned with others’ intent to hurt or insult her. Iv’e been in therapy (not marriage, just regular) for like 10 years, and I didn’t find his comment offensive whatsoever. And even if I did, idda told him I don’t appreciate it, and gone back to my dinner. That’s it. Haven’t cried in the bathroom since 9th grade.

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    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Agreed Tmurda. I cannot handle sensitive people. When I heard Ken’s comment it was about him. NOT Taylor. Therapy may make Ken feel weak because he need someone else to help him with his marriage and he cannot do it himself. He never said anything about you Tay.

    It was an uncomfortable subject to talk about at the dinner table knowing Tay’s situation.

    Ad and her husband were also poor host fighting at the table also.

    I would have left just like Lisa did. It was an uncomfortable evening and Lisa could have been at home being fabulous.

    It was quite passive aggressive and childish for Tay to push the snow on Lisa. And I thought Lisa reacted appropriately. Because I would have probably said a few choice words that would not have been able to been aired by Bravo.

    The ski trip looked fun. I am now trying to figure out how to trick my friends into going on one.

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    shana
    Posted September 16, 2011 at 5:26 am

    Hmmm, I hear you, I understand what you are saying about personal opinions v.s. thin skinned people, but I thought the comment Ken made was indeed an attack on Taylor. If someone says, “I am finally dealing with being an alcoholic and I am going to AA”, and someone else pipes up and says at that moment, “I think alcoholics are weak and AA is a joke”, I think a lot of people would be upset. Ken essentially did the same thing. He could have just said, “therapy isn’t for me”, but the whole “it makes you weak” just after a person admits to going is just rude. Lisa and Ken were hostile to Taylor the entire meal. I am not saying that they did not have reason to be, but I am saying that it was a rude comment. And by far, in my opinion, the rude member should be called out more so than the thin skinned person who was insulted–simply because the bully would not have attacked someone stronger than them, so they knowingly picked a weaker person–and thus a ‘victim’. Taylor is everything we have discussed and I dislike her intensely, but Ken was inappropriate and since no one else at the table looked upset by his obvious rudeness, Taylor felt she would be wrong to do so herself. It takes a lot more guts to stand up to a bully than for a bully to make some nasty snarky remark, and I will not tolerate passive aggressive shit like that by blaming the person it is aimed at.

    In case you haven’t noticed from the above rant, I had a situation that was similar. I was at a dinner party and I called out this middle-aged asshole for speaking badly about other people (actually, he was trashing his kids and ex-wife), and I found it beyond rude. I called him on it point blank (how do you think your kids would feel knowing that you trash talk them and their mom all over this small community?). Then I said that I was sure that they didn’t like it and he should be more sensitive to their feelings. He denied his horribleness and I called him on all the shit he was saying. Everyone at the table heard this conversation loud and clear and no one interfered in any way. After the meal everything was fine, no problems. The next day, however, I got in a lot of trouble. Apparently the dinner guest went home and asked his kids whether it bothered them the way he spoke about their mother and a bunch of other questions I had asked him. Turns out they were upset. Really upset. So the next morning (instead of facing his crappy relationship with his kids and healing it), he went running to the host of the party to yell about me and how I stepped out of line and how dare I talk to him like that. Since I was just family and this guy was a proper guest (and he’s a ‘man’ and I am just a ‘young woman’), everyone sided with him. They were like, “oh, we all just ignore it when he talks like that.” Which just made me angrier. There was no way I was going to laugh politely and encourage his behavior (which is why I have no problem with Kyle calling Ken out for his rudeness), but like I said, I sure did get into a lot of trouble. Society doesn’t teach women to stand up for themselves and proper society teaches us to respect our elders no matter how shitty they are.

    Taylor is no saint, but I can see why she was intimidated.

    As far as the crying in the bathroom is concerned, well, we can all see how close she is to a breakdown. When you are that close, you can’t control your feelings at all.

    Again, it is not my intent to defend Taylor so much as to call Ken out for being a real jerk.

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    shana
    Posted September 16, 2011 at 5:36 am

    And we know it was Ken’s intent to wound Taylor, or when Kyle said that Taylor was offended, he would have simply apologized for offending her when she got back to the table instead of playing semantics over Kyle’s word choice. What an old fart.

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    sheesh
    Posted September 16, 2011 at 10:41 am

    Man…Taylor has a RAGING case of “trouty mouth”.
    Although Jiggy doesn’y appear to be able to walk on his own I’m sure he can still lick his ass from time to time. Remeber that Lisa…and Ken.

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    shana
    Posted September 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    Aww Sheesh, thanks for the mental image! Can you imagine their friends watching this and then thinking,”I let those mouths double kiss me on the cheek for years…” I’d want to throw up. And a facial stat.

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    Thatswhatshesaid
    Posted September 17, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    I thought this episode was boring. I agree that Taylor is overly sensitive & emotional right now. She’s taking everything personal. Seeing Cedric sent her into a panic as she feared chastisement from Lisa over it – which made no sesnse. She already feels uber insecure around her so it’s no surprise she took Ken’s comment personally. She’s on eggshells waiting to be judged by them anyway. I don’t usually take comments personally when someone is talking about how something makes THEMSELVES feel. Ken clearly said HE would feel weak. Inappropriate? Maybe. Ill-timed & unhelpful to an already fragile Taylor? Definitely. I think both Lisa & Ken have better things to do than antagonize someone like Taylor. It’s unfortunate that the comment sent her over the edge, but I don’t think Ken’s intention was to harm her. His unwillingness to acknowledge the harm was weird & he should have apologized instead of making matters much worse.

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    Thatswhatshesaid
    Posted September 17, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    P.S. LOVED the recap. Way better than the episode. Kim was out of control!!! I am glad she came back, but she isn’t doing herself any favors…

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    susanl
    Posted September 19, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    How many millions did Camille get in the divorce? Why doesn’t she just buy the house if she loves it so much? Did Frazier want to keep it? Sell it? Does anyone know. She’s still playing the “woe is me Pollyanna” card about all her homes to anyone who will listen. And it was ironic she didn’t know what kid slept in the bedroom. Probably never took either of them there, just decorated for the fun of it.

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    TwoRiversGirl
    Posted September 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Ugh, you nailed it sarcasatire! Kim is definitely dipping into one of her twenty kids’ Adderall stash, no doubt. Actually, these women may just be the most high of all the howives, and I’d wager it’s all pills.

    ITA with jaimesommers too; those little yapping lapdogs are so not cute anymore, and really never were. These people disgust me, as they’d never have the sense to get a shelter dog. They’re probably ignorant idiots who think such dogs are “untrustworthy” or some other ridiculous myth. Oh well, at least from watching this show, I can see that the best revenge is to simply let these women wake up every day and live these hideous empty lives. It’s really quite depressing, and I don’t see any of them living “fabulously” in the least.

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