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Wednesday, February 16, 2011
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Tagged: andy cohen, bravo, camille's an asshole, real housewives of beverly hills, recap, spoof, TV, tvgasm
You thought there wasn’t any more juice in this season? Well you were WRONG. The BevHills editors got together last night to get revenge on Camille is an Asshole and Medium for blaming their shitty personalities on editing, and the result was one of the best episodes of the series. So get ready for the last hour of Cam’s Insane Bullshit Syndrome. At least until next season.
My DVR caught the end of last week’s lost footage episode, so let’s begin there. We start off with a Frasier abuse scene. He doesn’t actually hit Camille at dinner with all her friends, but he might as well have. At least then she could understand what exactly it is that’s happening to her. She’s too dim to read expressions and good old fashioned words. We’re in New York, post Tonys, and Frasier is backhandedly complementing Camille’s giant pain in the ass red dress that he didn’t want her to wear. She asks him if it’s a good night, cuz she can’t seem to figure that out on her own quite yet.
How could it not be? I just found out I’m gonna be a daddy!
They exchange a couple of fakey bake niceties and then start looking around the restaurant awkwardly for someone to come save them from each other. Thankfully, Camille brought an entire plane load of friendployees along for moments like this. They squeeze into the table, and Cam starts blabbing on about her giant black diamond ring. She got it from Erica Courtney, who Frasier looooves! She says hi btw Frasier! Thanks for paying her mortgage with that black ring purchase love ya mean it call me. Cam tells how Erica goes down into the mines in South Africa to find her own diamonds and has invited Cam to see the shiny walls! She’s totally gonna go you guys!
We are chuckling at her assholeishness, but Frashe is laughing even harder, and he’s obviously fed up at this point in pretending that Camille is anything other than a total dick. He jokes that Erica takes an “all you can buy” bucket down to South Africa to get diamonds that are just lying around all over the place. Cam doesn’t get the joke. Aren’t there diamonds just lying around all over the place? What gives? She looks wounded and confused, and her friendployees feel bad laughing at her expense with the man who’s about to leave her for some knocked up replacement ho, but they do anyway cuz Cam may fly them around but it’s with Frasier’s money so he wins.
Please go to a mine in South Africa. PLEASE.
I’d like to point out that even DeDe, Hair Friend, is jumping on the bandwagon. Poor thing just needs her rent paid. She’ll kick Cam in the nuts publicly if it means she doesn’t have to get a real job once Frashe leaves. Camille senses that she’s being mocked, but instead of just shutting up, she talks louder and longer. I WANT TO GOOOOOOOOOO! He rolls his eyes at her with plain disgust and gets back to eating. No one looks comfortable. Poor, sad Shlemiel. I almost feel bad for her, but you can’t feel bad every time Moe smacks Curly. It’s what Curly’s there for.
Erica Courtney says hi. OW! Sad horns.
Tennis Ho and his wife look sad for Shlem, but she finally gets some attention from a fan who thanks her for being “the gift that you are” and asks for a picture. See? Doing nothing, knowing nothing, and aspiring to nothing CAN pay off! Paula Abdul, take note. Here is someone who is appreciated for being the gift that she is!
Never mind that the woman is giving the LOSER signal to the camera.
The show ends with a lonely shot of Shlemiel looking at a water fountain and wondering where all her friends went. AW! POOOOOOR SHLEMIEEEEEL! The only thing that would make this sequence better would be Frasier running by and pushing her stupid ass in.
Anyone wanna jump in with me and look for diamonds? THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!
And now for the dinner party from hell! This one begins deliciously, with clips of Medium in full on drunken abuse mode. Andy comes on in VO mode and explains his motives for this extra special show right off the bat: “I bet Medium didn’t see this coming!” LOL.
Hair Friend, Shlemiel, and Medium are waiting for the guests to arrive, and Medium brags that she waited to start drinking til she got there. Wow. Way to show some strength, Med! What is it there, like three in the afternoon? On the show Medium, the first few seasons hinted that Al drank a bit much, but she was never a raging c word. If they had portrayed her character a little more honestly, it wouldn’t have been cancelled. Allison should have been a sad dirty alchie with a bad dye job and beat up Joe and called her kids fat and stuff. Missed opportunities. What should you know? That.
Cam insists that inviting a drunk wasn’t a set up. It, of course, was a total set up, but Kyle sensed she was gonna be in trouble so she set up a defense plan. Named Faye. Setups all around!
A pearl necklace. It’s like she’s wearing her resume to the party.
Faye is a main character today, so she gets to do interview segments. She tells us that Kyle had told her every last bit of what happened in NY and she thinks that Cam is one sick bitch. Cam knew Kyle was bringing a friend, but she didn’t know it was Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick! In the limo, Faye jokes that her necklace is so big it almost got caught in the car door. Could you imagine getting killed by a pearl necklace? They giggle. There are worse ways to get killed! Like having your husband chop your head off with a machete. That reminds me I have to call Playboy back. This conversation is disturbing me.
Lisa and Ad are in a limo with Taylor, who is telling them that Medium is gonna be at this party and Cam told her that she’s a drunk. Then Cam tells us that she’s a drunk. Then we see the giant martinis Cam is serving up to get Medium to “hit below the belt.” Hair Friend toasts to new friends and old friends, like the ones that are showing up today. They’re old friends cuz Cam has decided not to be friends with them any more. Her choice! Uh huh. Already everything Cam said in the reunion has been shown to be a bald faced lie. Love this episode. I am just gonna play it over and over until next season starts. I know it’s not healthy, but I FEEEEL!
MC Faye is telling Kim and Kyle that “the chatter” has it that Cam has done Playboy and someone sent her an email of Cam’s beaver shots, which look more like they belong in a porno than in Playboy, which is super classy. Kim is already looking like she wants to throw up. Faye won’t go into too much more detail quite yet. She’s saving it up. She tells us that she knew everything about Cam’s past. The Playboy shoots, the softcore porn, the stripper past, the explosive ass. She’s loaded and ready to go. MC Faye, I mean. Not the explosive ass. I hope.
Camille is talking about her horses when Taylor, Ad and Lisa arrive. Hiyeeeeeeee! OMG it’s so good to seeeeeee yoooooooooou! Horses! Tanzanite! Erica Coooooourtneeeeeey! Taylor hears the word “horse” and unhinges her jaw.
Woah. Calm down. They’re not to eat, they’re to brag about to your poor friendployees. Seriously move away from the horse.
Taylor points out that from the start, Medium was sizing them up and acting weird. True, but the example we get is of Medium staring at Lisa’s rack. And how could she not? Those things are insane.
I predict I will try to get to second base with those things tonight cuz it’s a night to be baaaad!
Taylor felt like she was being sized up for an attack. Now you know how the horses feel, Taylor. Lisa didn’t care one way or the other, she just wanted to buy Medium a new sweater. HAHAHAHAH. Lisa’s tone with Medium is mocking, and Medium is at least smart enough to pick up on that. No, she’s not on Medium, it’s about her. She has a real job too! She profiles serial killers! Lisa’s like uh huh sure ya do sweetheart. I have a hairless dog and a hairless gay at home. Top it or stop it.
Lucille Ball just told me this bitch hates my sweater. She’s going down.
Lisa tells Medium “oooh. I must watch it.” Cut to Lisa telling us “Oops! It’s been cancelled.” HAHA. Kyle shows up and says she’s glad she brought backup to fight the Cam friendployee army. Kim looks scared, but she always does so we shouldn’t read too much into that. Cam does her pout hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Kyle is fake too, and it’s hilarious to watch. She’s brought a host gift, and she’s wearing a joker smile as she thanks Cam for inviting her.
Thank yeeew Batman!
Cam gives MC Faye a plastic welcome, and Faye gives her a plastic “how sweeeeet” in return. The attitude is not lost on Camille. She feels, you guys.
Cam didn’t feel like Faye was there to be sincere, she was there to attack! So we’ve got a whole party of women already accusing each other of being in secret planned attack mode. YAY! Cuts of all the girls saying the drinks are designed to get them wasted. Duh. Cam’s got practice. You think she landed a multimillionaire when he was sober? Hell no! She kept him drunk until she had a black diamond on her finger. The editors make sure they throw in a couple of shots of Kim drinking coke, just in case we thought for some reason that she might be a drunk.
And now we just have to wait for the lost footage part two episode where we see her snorting crushed up valium in the bathroom.
Kyle admits that she’s scared of what’s about to happen, but Lisa tells her they have a free psychic for the night so just shelve the drama and let’s put this bitch through her paces. Time to eat! Medium slurs that she hopes someone will bring out the pitcher cuz it’s girl’s night, right?!? The term “girls night” will never sound fun again. We should start calling our double ten year war “girls night”. Tonight on girls night, a suicide bomber took out a polling station and Anderson Cooper got kicked in the head.
Cam instructs the girls to sit wherever they want as long as it’s not next to her cuz that’s where her guests of honor are gonna sit. Camille doesn’t fit at the head of the table. I wonder if Frasier makes her sit in the kitchen with Hair while he eats. Hair Friend compliments Camille on all her hard work picking out flowers. And you thought she didn’t do anything. Flowers? HAAAAARD!
Medium is all up in Kim’s behind about acting drunk even though she’s just drinking coke. LOL! Kim won’t admit to taking anything. She just stutters nervously as Medium tells her how much fuuuun she is. Kim stutters about how much she like’s Medium’s vibe but she’s not she didn’t I mean there was not drinky dr..yeah no but yeah. No. God I love Kim. I think she’s been talking in Morse Code this whole season but the viewers are too lazy to take a pencil to paper and figure out what she’s saying.
Medium says that she’s been testing the drinks to make sure they’re “tried and true.” Then she announces that she’s still young (unlike you hags) so when Saturday comes she gets more excited to get wasted than, say, a Wednesday. It’s girls night so “we’re not supposed to be gooood!” She just basically announced that everyone else in attendance is an old lady and she’s gonna take them down. Subtle, Medium. Subtle. Adrienne would rather be under Paul right now. That’s how bad this is going.
The Palms doesn’t need publicity this bad.
Medium continues that they are supposed to be bad in a controlled setting. Like Lord of the Flies, but for rich ladies. Life is so crippling sometimes that it’s good to be in control of your own annihilation. Dramatic pause as everyone tries to figure out wtf she’s talking about. Hilarious that she said that though, cuz this was pretty much the end of Medium’s reputation and she was totally in control of it. She is psychic, you guys!
Medium won’t shut up, and yammers on about being a secretary to the dead. The table’s like “ew secretaries” and Cam pipes up. “So, who IS Faye?” Ruh-roh. Silence. Kyle says she’s like a sister. Kim looks all sad. Poor Kim! She would kill to get that intro instead of her usual “that’s Kim, the chip my mom left me to carry on my shoulder and kick to sleep every night.”
Cam keeps insisting that she has no idea who Faye is….let me think….Harvard Law Review? No. Did she invent the Post it? No. The dancing whale that does those shows at Sea World and splashes you if you sit in the front row? No that’s not it…. Oh yeah! She’s the one who posed in Playboy after her best friend was murdered! That went over about as well as her Tanzanite story. Unfortunately, there’s no one here to lighten the mood by cheating on her with a stewardess and mocking her in front of all her friends. Where’s Frasier when you need him? Faye gives Cam a death stare, and everyone else is mortified that an ex stripper/porn star could be so tacky.
Cam tells us that she suddenly remembered Faye because of the extensions and the blown up lips. Oh, yes she did.
These? Or these?
Then Cam makes the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnik remark and shoots “I loved your spread. Literally.” across the table. Faye laughs it off and reminds Cam that she didn’t spread. She takes this pretty calmly and tries to laugh it off, but doesn’t add that Camille is the one with beaver shots all over Google Image. She’ll save her attack for later. Camille’s been causing fights on purpose with a bunch of tough rich bitches and actually thought no one had looked her up on Keez? I want to see the episode where one of the kids sits Shlemiel down and tries to teach her how to use the internet. It’ll be wacky!
Faye says she wanted to scream, but she controlled herself, leaving Kyle to bring up Cam’s Playboy past. Sure she did Playboy too, but it was just a …supplemental about ….lingerie. LOL. Fucking stupid liar. She not only assumes that Kyle’s a moron, she assumes we’re all morons. Assuming makes an ass out of you and ming. Now you know. THAT.
Cam also says that she met Kelsey when she did Playboy. She is trying to be a big badass but basically just told America that her drunk ass husband ordered her out of a skank catalogue. Sad horns. Do you guys know the square root of 87? Camille’s an asshole.
Cam justifies her hypocrisy by saying that she did it when she was younger and she earned her spread the old fashioned way: by blowing old guys behind the dumpster at Hooters to save enough money for the Brazilian that would land her beaver in the pages of her dad’s wank mag. She didn’t wait til one of her friends was murdered to cash in. I don’t necessarily disagree that Faye’s kinda gross for that, but she found a way to make her own money off a tragedy. She didn’t marry one. I have more respect for a ho who’s actually done things her own way than a ho who’s trapped a rich drunk to leech off of. What good is a Housewives show if it doesn’t make you feel morally superior? I’m better than Camille. I’m putting that on my resume.
The night wears on and Medium gets drunker and drunker…
Chong chong dinga dong dong dong dong
Cam tells us that the martinis weren’t that big, the editors just enlarged them for TV to make her look bad. And then comes the electronic cigarette. Kim and Kyle imitate her, and they’ve got her down. This episode has me laughing. My ass. OFF.
Cam argues that Medium was classy for using fake smoke to not be rude with real cigs, but Adrienne flat out says it was obnoxious. And that’s like the worst thing Ad has ever said about anyone, so shut up Shlemiel. MC Faye pushes Medium into giving Lisa a reading, and Cam is offended because she didn’t bring Medium to be a show pony. Really? Cuz she’s bragged about being a dead people secretary for hours now. You opened up this line of questioning, councillor. You can’t have it both ways.
Lisa does want a reading, but she doesn’t wanna know if Giggy’s sleeping around cuz it would crush her. Medium brags that she can talk to the dead but she can also pull other people’s thoughts. Thought tapping. Or mind grabbing. Soul sucking? I forget what she calls it. All the women know it’s a big fakey snaky lie cuz otherwise Medium would have asked them all to stop thinking the c word over and over again and wondering why she won’t buy extensions or a wig or something.
Medium can tell if someone has daddy issues. The camera focuses on Taylor as she rants on about this. Love you editors. Love you hard. Lisa wants a head tap, but Medium says that she’s just there to have fun and not work. Lisa won’t let her off the hook, cuz it’s like having a doctor at the party. Can you check my glands? Is my heart healthy? How do you solve a problem like Maria? I’ve heard about the birds and the bees but I’ve never known what that story meeeeans! Share your giiiiiift!
Lisa wants to know if her dead grandma is here, and Medium says grandma would be offended that she’s even asking that. Why? Grandma was liberal about stuff like this. “It’s not about politics.” HAHAHAH! What. A damn. FOOL. Grandma would be upset because Lisa should already know that she’s there. Lisa doesn’t get it, but that’s because she’s thinking and Medium is FEEEELING. Like taking a few aspirin, probably. Lisa over thinks things and doesn’t let herself feel. Lisa calls bs. Medium continues that grandma raised Lisa because her mom couldn’t and that’s why she can’t let her go. That’s all crap, so Lisa knows this woman is a fake. I’d like to think Patricia Arquette is under her bed sobbing “WHYYYYYYY?!!” right now. When she died at the end of Medium I actually cheered and shouted “KNOW THAT!”
Medium says that Lisa is only generous with her money and doesn’t show any emotion. Nope wrong again! Lisa calls her out, so Medium gets some more courage. That’s what we’re calling giant martinis tonight.
Medium insists that she’s been studied by scientists on Oprah in front of seventy million people and once you get a little of her, you want more! Well, you can say that again. I want this bitch on every show on TV. Someone tell Oprah that she’s got seventy million viewers so she’ll stop this OWN shit and keep her talk show up. She’s gonna be thrilled. Medium gets defensive after being wrong on everything she just said, so she sucks on her battery and says she’s off the clock. Kyle is annoyed now and says that she’ll whip out her credit card if she needs to. HA.
The girls keep taunting her, and she says “Don’t tempt me!” Why, whatever do you mean, Medium? Kyle’s ready to throw down, and Kim’s like oooooh nooooo. Cam warns them that Medium is all about truth and if someone’s husband is cheating, she’ll know! Which is obviously not true at all. Kyle wants to know something not scary, and Medium threatens to irritate her. Kyle isn’t skerd and dares her to go on. Has she been married twice? Yes. Well that’s good cuz she saw a divorce. This one will last, but it will be an unhappy marriage because Mauri will never fulfill her emotionally. KNOW THAT! HAHAH. I’d like to think that if Kyle had this pic on her she would have passed it across the table and said that she is being filled just fine, thanks.
Medium cackles as Kim covers her face and tries to hide. Taylor’s like “what dead person told her that?” HA. Cam says that no one deserves to hear that but it’s Kyle’s own fault. Cam thinks in hindsight that Medium was talking about Frasier. She could be right, cuz next Medium tells Kyle that she needs to try and get along with women and not just men, stop telling the world about her explosive ass syndrome, and try to have a baby without getting a nanny knocked up even if it messes up your creepy stripper body just for nature’s sake.
Cam has a chance to whine that women are catty to her, and Hair Friend says that women are insecure around her. Hey maybe that’s why they had problems in New York. Hair Friend knows all about how insecure Cam can make a girl feel.
Lisa, and America, says “NOT NEW YORK AGAIN!” Kyle says that possibly she got defensive on that one, and Medium slurshouts “You’re offensive.” HA. Then she farts out the theme to Steamboat Willie. Kyle insists that she had no ill intentions, and Camille ensures her that she didn’t tell Medium a thing about the fight. Faye calls bullshit, and Cam whines “That’s dismiiiiiiissing what I’m saaaaaaaaaying.” If you don’t wanna be dismissed all the time then stop coming to court with bad cases, dumdum. Yo yo MC Faye Resnik, I feeeeeel!
MC Faye says that if they were really friends, the normal thing to do would be to tell each other about girl fights. Medium is pissed now, asking if Faye is suggesting she’s lying about being friends with Cam. Um…yup. Pretty much. Someone get her a drink. Helps her keep up.
Medium yells that Cam can fight her own battles even if Kyle can’t. Then Cam starts shouting that MC Faye is obvs here to defend Kyle. Faye says “let’s be honest”, and Cam does that Cam arguing thing where she just says nonsense over and over really loudly so no one else can talk. Nanananananacan’thearyounananananana.
Stuff we’ve seen already: Kyle telling Camille she acts like a fake asshole, Camille whining that that’s how she iiiiiiiis, Kyle yelling that that’s who she’s pretending to be, Medium calling Kyle washed up and bragging that she’s had books written about her and by her and created Scientology and was the lead character inspiration for Silence of the Lambs and Bea Arthur won’t stop talking about lambchopsimthirstygetmamaadrnkkkkkkkkk
Now for “you’ve got two legs, last time I checked!” Taylor wonders if some ghost is under the table ready to cut off their legs. HA. Medium continues her lame putdowns, literally spewing “YOU are!” multiple times. As we saw before, it turns into mayhem with everyone screaming, then Kim and Taylor screeching at each other, until Taylor makes them all go home and Kim bumps into a plant. I will laugh every damn time I see that. This whole fight was ridiculous, horrible, mean and childish. But Camille had fun.
This is why God invented the kids’ table.
As the ladies get up to leave and Kyle exasperates “I’ve never had a problem with a woman like this in my life! I don’t get it!”, Cam puts on her “what’d I do?” face. Hilarious.
Did I give you the wrong impression? I liiiiiiike yoooooooooou! Horses! Erica Courtney!
But…you did call me a delusional bitch that time…
Ooooooooooook. I should go now.
Medium is left at the table making jerk off and fuck you signs. HA. MC Faye Resnick says it’s something a truck driver would do. Well, so are you. Let’s not just discount something cuz a truck driver would (and probably has done multiple times as you clawed your way to the middle) do it.
It may seem like she’s being crass, but she’s actually giving George Burns a handy right now. Aw!
Alone with Shlemiel and Hair, Medium keeps going on and on, cursing and saying she knows when Kyle will die and “I LOVE THAT ABOUT ME!” We’ve seen all this, but it’s too good to FF. Thank God I don’t, cuz Cam is back with new footage. She says that she would hope that Taylor would have stood up for her because she thought they were friends. After all, “Taylor was a good source of information for me.” Oooooh! Finally! She says Taylor took her up to that hotel room in NY and told her the ladies were planning an ambush. How paranoid are these women? They’re like the Nixon administration with slightly better noses and a little less hair on their backs.
I don’t know that Taylor said those words, cuz they’re insane, but obviously she said something and it’s nice to see her called out on it, even though this is the last chance to be confronted directly about it and no one can. Medium says that carnivores always eat each other so Cam should just back off and let the ladies figure out who else to eat. Um I think they’re all filled with silica, and that’s poisonous. Otherwise, it’s not a bad idea. She rants and raves about how those women will eat their young and calls Kyle a bitch multiple times and says she was that girl in high school who made girls kill themselves. Unfortunately, she didn’t go to Medium’s high school. Ugh. I would retype all this crap but this woman is fucking disgusting and she won’t. Stop. Taaaalking.
Kim is kicked out of the pack to ride in her own limo home. Poor thing hasn’t had a happy limo scene yet. Then for the famous: “If their children go missing…” line. I wouldn’t go to this faker if my keys went missing. If my kids went missing I’d go to her, but only to check her freezer. You know she’d turn them into fish sticks the second she got the chance. “Satan has many faces!” Then look into whatever Satan’s offering, girl, cuz one thing you need is more faces.
The ladies are tacky and they’re in a garbage of ruby and diamonds. Huh? She calls Kyle a bitch a few more times and gives a tiny “know that.” Medium profiles serial killers, so she knows that Kyle’s weak. LOL. Does Charlie Manson like musicals? Add something useful here, lady. Still ranting, she says that she’s seen the end of Kyle’s life and it’s super lonely. Then for the part where Cam insinuates that Mauri is banging half the town. He loves his nannies! And PS, Kyle doesn’t even have nannies. HAHAHAHHA. Any serial killers that she’s helped convict should all be set free immediately. She’s coo coo.
As Kyle ignores Kim’s call (POOR KIM! LOVE YOU!), Faye whips out pics of Cam in her pornos. The ladies laugh their asses off and pass them around. Ad asks “Is that a knee?” and is horrified when she realizes that Frasier fucks knee folds. Lisa is a little drunkles, and she wants to see the pics over and over. HAHAH. Cam asks why you would keep nude pics of someone you knew? Who wouldn’t? What better way to taunt your whore friends at parties?
Back at Frasier’s, Medium gives herself credit for sticking up for Shlemiel. Hair says that Cam can stick up for herself. Medium shouts that no she can’t, but Frasier could have. HA! Even Medium’s calling you a wuss! Medium puts the final nail in her own PR coffin by telling Camille that if she had had a gun, this would have been a different play. Wow. Medium probably really thinks this is a play.
In the limo, MC Faye is complaining about being set up as she passes around the porn on her bberry, which she totally set up. It’s like a CIA thriller. But with beaver shots instead of nuclear secrets. Lisa just slumps back drunk. HA. Medium gets the final insane word in: “She’s gonna have to live her life out, and I know what that is.” I LOVE THAT ABOUT MEEEEE! Watching a hard working faker lose her reputation over the course of two hours has been shamefully delightful. Thanks, Medium! When you’re waiting on me at IHOP, please remember to not look me in the eye. Don’t take it personally. I do that to all the waiters there. Service is better if you’re mean. Try it.
I don’t know that this show was worth a whole new recap, but damn it was a really fun last hour to the season. I will miss you girls! Even you, Shlemiel! Here’s hoping you find a completely new and interesting way to humiliate yourself on national TV next year! xo
As we leave, let’s ponder in amazement at Bobblehead Andy’s final fuck you to Medium:
Join me next week for the beginning of Real Housewives of Miami, and to check out the podcast I did with B-side about this week’s Housewives shows, check out the Housewife Hoedown podcast here.
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At first I thought, “WHY, oh Bravo producers, did you give us lost footage AND a re-edit of the dinner from hell?” Now I know … they are also fans of Flipit and wanted to give him another opportunity to showcase his brilliance. Gotta go, it’s girl’s night — gonna hack some twitter and facebook accounts (sorry Mir Rosen).
Oh Flipit, recapping this was so worth it! You did that insanity justice. ” A pearl necklace it’s like she’s wearing her resume to a party.” Bwahahahah.
Loved the Romy and Michelle reference….made me smile.
Hopefully Miami is as good.
Flipit, thank you for this! I was really hoping for one last great recap and you didn’t disappoint. I’m also glad that you included part of the Lost footage, namely a glimpse into Kelsey’s assholishness. He was such a jerk. if not dumping Camille days earlier was bad enough, he was so cold and mocking in front of others that I felt bad for her. Like, she’s no longer useful to me so why not smash what’s left of her self esteem to smithereens, not unlike a bomb exploding in a Tanzanian diamond mine. Both uncovered debris of pain but also revealed a wealth of treasures. (i.e., $50 million)
You discussed on last week’s podcast, Flip, the scene with Kyle ousting the blonde flirting with her husband. As shady as Camille was when she said “Mauricio loves women”, she wasn’t far from the truth. Did it seem like he was pushing that lady away? Nope. Even his daughter jumped in to save him from himself but he seemed to have no desire to wrestle himself from the Amazon’s clawlike grip. Shady! And Kyle’s enraged, “Who is she?! Who is that?! Reeked a little of something she’s used to asking. I think that’s why she overreacted the way she did. Rather than just walking into his eyeline with a smirk, she went on the attack, as if this was something she suspected of her husband, quite possibly because he was leering at her hairstylist only hours before. But I suspect the Latino Lover is no stranger to a little sideline action, whether his wife catches on or not.
He is a master of deflection..if he didn’t know the lady how did she learn of his birthday and enter a gated community to attend it? Yep..he was quick to compliment his wife on her prowess which placated her from pursuing any further about the mysterious, and inebriated woman.
Copying my post from newsgasm: (it’s late and I’m lazy) are a few points:
aye Resnick is a beyotch. It was so clear that she started the whole drama during the Dinner from Hell and of course, only Kim was astute enough to point it out. “Faye, you started it!” In vino veritas..
Kyle was also exposed as a liar..she said during the reunion that it was her who had the naked pics of Camille on her BB, but it was actually Faye, who stepped into the damn limo talking about showing those naked pics before they had even arrived at Camille’s house. Naturally, she waited until after the meal to show them, not out of politeness, but because she needed a bigger audience.
And Camille was right, Faye came there gearing up for a fight. Once she got Allison riled up, though, Faye played the demure kitten role (who does that? This is Beverly Hills!), but it seemed all Allison wanted to do that night was drown her sorrows in that martini glass, allude to a life of importance, and smoke her electronic cigarette. They baited her and taunted her (”shall I whip out my credit card?” or “If Camille didn’t tell you what happened then you aren’t really friends!”) and Allison fell right into the trap..making herself look like the biggest fool of them all.
Also, the re-editing shows that Camille really was trying to shush Allison up..the older episode it looked like she sat at the head of the table, giddy that everyone was fighting, but this time you saw her discomfort.
Wasn’t Kyle mean to Lisa in the car..snatching the phone and passing it to everyone else? Lisa’s body language said it all…she was almost leaning out the car window to get away from Kyle’s maniacal energy. Or maybe she was drunk as hell and couldn’t sit up. Either way, Kyle had no patience for her.
Faye is a bisexual (ex?)cokehead who has probably hit rockbottom more than once. She seemed to have no problems getting her hands dirty; if she joins the cast next year, she would be the wedge that finally drives Kyle and Lisa apart.
Last thought: Why didn’t the producer have Camille finally reveal Taylor’s duplicitness in all it’s glory. She mentioned it at the table but we would have loved to hear details. I find it revealing, however, that the gossip was shared while they were in the bathroom. Sharing lines, perhaps? We all know coke makes people chatty so maybe we can’t blame Taylor. Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Flipit, you do such a great job, it’s like you know these women. Are you psychic? better yet psychotic? I didn’t really like the clips too much. I think I have overdosed on this show this year. Too much drama and crap. Too many disfunctional rich people with too much money and stupid self absorbed problems. The medium (I have better names for her) is an example of one nasty evil person. I hate her, know that! She must need to drink to drown out the images she has of what her hereafter looks like. Must look like hell, know that! love ya flip. KNOW THAT
A few things about the lost footage special: One thing that I noticed about the lost footage special is that they really showed Kyle to be a total jerk and they also showed how Kim is kooky and sweet (if damaged). I also understood the breeder wanting to have Jiggy put down (even though I didn’t agree with it). My mom was a dog breeder for many years and if a dog has a flaw, they want it out of the bloodline. Some breeders will even kill puppies that are born with abnormalities. For the record, my mom didn’t do that even though she would make sure the dog was unable to be bred so that the abnormality didn’t continue in the bloodline.
Now then, about this delicious trainwreck: I wonder if maybe Medium was talking about suing the RHoBH folks over defamation or something so they decided to show the whole thing so that she couldn’t claim her reputation was damaged by the editing process. I hope so! But even if not, she can’t blame it on editing anymore. Unless the editors had a string tied to her hand and were making her do the jack off motion from off camera. And am I the only one who wants to get one of those electronic ciggies just to play with? I don’t even smoke!
I love how they made a point to show that Kim was drinking cola that night instead of the giant cocktails. At the reunion, didn’t Taylor try to say that Kim was drunk at the dinner party? Well she wasn’t but everyone else was! Poor Kim. As much as I love her, I hope she doesn’t come back to the show because she deserves to be treated better. Maybe then she won’t have to regularly get together with bitches that treat her like shit. Well, except for Kyle. She’ll still have to see that c-word because they are sisters.
Thank you for another funny recap, Flip! Not sure if I’ll be joining for Miami. I don’t watch all of the RH franchises. I watched NJ and the first two seasons of ATL and this one. But since Nads is working on the show I might just watch for the inside info.
Allison Dubois “The Psychotic Psychic” should be the tittle of her next book.
Why does Kyle ask for a reading from Allison if she already goes to a psychic?
Love Kim, hate Camille, and will miss these HW.
Kim G take note.
This! Is how you take over a housewife show.
Throughout the entire seaon, Kim repeatedly tried to tell everyone the truth about “New York,” and no one would listen. Kyle just screamed at her for “not having my back” (ugh, enough with that stupid expression). And Taylor acted like she was being persecuted by a crazy person for no reason. Lisa knew what was up, but she treated Kim very dismissively as well.
Can’t get over the meanness towards Kim. It’s the worst display of ganging up in any of these HW incarnations. No amount of understanding the truth could ever justify the horror that is Kyle as a sister. You just don’t treat people like this. No one. Not your sister, anyone. Get your anger under control and for the love of all that is holy quit the martyr act.
Taylor jumped up and said “Enough! Enough!” only after Kim was ready to call her out again. “Welcome to New York” (nice quip, Kim) she whispers to Ad, and she points to Taylor and Taylor goes nuts. I always thought it so odd how obnoxious Taylor was with Kim. She’s following Kyle’s lead. Diminish Kim. Call her “off her rocker”. A drunk. A head case.
She might be all of the above but she had Taylor’s number from the start and we see Kyle and Taylor in particular persistently want to shut Kim up when she reveals who they are.
@sarcasatire
Yes, I thought Kyle was wild and obnoxious regarding Lisa int he back of the Limo. Kyle is emotionally immature. She becomes this kid in the playground. Childishly aggressive. Her entire demeanor changes, she’s no longer a sophisticated beauty, but this bratty kid with mean girl gestures, aggressive energy, and she becomes physically ugly right before your eyes. It’s very unpleasant and I couldn’t put with for a minute.
About Resnick, yeah, she came to stir the pot big time. But, there’s no way Allison needed baiting. She had too much hostility towards Kyle and the others to not have been filled in about Camille’s version of who these women were and how she felt about them. And Camille did both: She did futilely give a half hearted effort at shutting Allison down, but she also laughed at many of those despicable comments. Camille doesn’t come off well. She was satisfied that someone gave those girls a rough time and didn’t care how below the belt Allison got. She can barely apologize for it now.
Just my opinion, of course. I enjoy your comments very much and love, love, love Flipit.
LOL! Flipit, thank you for recapping this “Lady of the Flies” dinner. Miss Andy does not play – he may smile at you and clink glasses, but if you cross him, ALLISON, he will shun you like Hester Prynne. Allison Duboiswhatevahthefuck looked like a drunken fool and Cuntmille looked stupid having that heiffa at her side. You dumb plastic heiffas have been warned….KNOW THAT!!
Sarcastire – I think it’s unfair to take a clip you see and a few comments made and go immediately to the absolute assumption that Mauricio is a cheater. It’s wrong to just make such unfounded judgements against someone you don’t even know, and then make the accusation with such strong conviction. 100 people could see that clip 100 different ways. I saw it as some drunk flirting with Mauricio, who was probably drunk himself and just either ignoring it or laughing it off. If he was seriously flirting with her, he wouldn’t have been so obviously enjoying having his daughter there. And how do you know HE gave the lady the key access code?! Maybe you’re a medium, too! I also viewed Kyle’s reaction as someone drunk and acting more extreme than they normally would. See – totally different viewpoint, but who knows if I am right either? I’m probably not. Remember, we really don’t KNOW these people. We just watch a tiny bit of their lives on TV. Which means we really aren’t qualified to judge so harshly.
(raising hand)
I think Mauricio could be a cheater.
Kyle reaction was very Jersey Shorish.
Kyle’s reaction is just more crazy from Kyle to me. I know I wouldn’t respond that way. It would be laughable to me that my husband would be seduced because some drunk woman was hanging on him. I would want her removed but it would be done in calm, confident fashion.
It’s an odd reaction, though. Over the top. Base. Simplistic. Territorial. And who knows whether it is because of cause by Mauricio.
Sorry, you’re not qualified to judge either. The only person I think is qualified to judge is Flipit. I’ll believe anything he tells me. Because he rules.
Margo – my response was to Sheesh – hope it didn’t sound like I was sassing you! I do agree Kyle’s reaction was over the top, but my opinion was that it was due to her being really drunk. I remember from my drinking days (100 years ago)that I definitely reacted much stronger to situations than I would have if I’d been sober.
@Katiegirl: He didn’t shove the lady off himself, did he? I’m sure, after 15 years with Kyle, he was aware of her jealous streak, so why didn’t he say anything to the woman, even after he saw how much it angered his wife? And I’m sorry, the average wife may have made a snide comment or two, but to take it to that level shows either a deep seated insecurity about herself or a deeper seated distrust of her husband.
Regarding the invitation, I was only pointing out that it was at a private home in a gated community and was weird that a stranger could show up there without an invite. Who knows, perhaps she was a ‘plus one.’ Either way, I’m entitled to my opinion and I am entitled to make the judgements I please, after all, isn’t that what most of us are doing regarding Kyle, Taylor, Kim, etc?
You are free to disagree with me but you cannot decide the perspective with which I view the show. If there are 100 different ways of seeing it, then please allow me to provide Viewpoint #69, mmkay?
I’m sure, had we been on the same page regarding Kyle and Mauricio then we wouldn’t even be having this conversation, amirite?
It’s funny how we aren’t supposed to judge Kyle and Mauricio’s marriage based on a few clips, yet Katiegirl can ascertain the level of Kyle’s inebriation based on her own sordid past. Projecting much?
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander… let us all judge as we please. I’m wearing a flowing black robe and a white puffy wig and I’m looking down my nose at *everyone.* Allison, Taylor, Faye..no one escapes my scrutiny. *evil grin*
@Sheesh..Jersey Shorish is a good comparison.. hehe
Wow – I had forgotten how strongly you react if someone doesn’t agree with you!!!! I realize you take this show very seriously, and I am sorry if my disagreement has caused you any distress. The scene was really short – how do you know he wouldn’t have said something to her had Kyle not shown up? We could debate it all day, but then that would cause you to be more upset and I actually don’t care all that much. It’s just a show. I will go back to just reading the recaps and comments and keeping my silly little opinions to myself. Stay healthy.
Sordid past! Another judgement! Wow – you are on a roll!!!!!
Kyle said something to the effect of the drunk woman being the guest of an invited guest. I don’t think Mauricio is a cheat, but I think he is a HUGE flirt.
Asshole Camille gets no pass from me and neither does Medium. I loved Miss Andy’s “fuck-you” to Medium at the end. I’m so glad I never watched that show.
Traylor is pathetic, just in a different way than I first thought. Still love Lisa and Ad, and still like Kyle.
I feel for poor Kim. I think she would be better off not coming back, for her own sake. It’s like she’s a goldfish swimming in a pool of sharks, being eaten alive.
Thanks for the recap Flipit.
There are several comments on here disagreeing my viewpoint, or offering an alternative, but only you chose to directly call me out for mine. You accused me of judging harshly and called my opinions “unfair.” Yet, you feel attacked when I retort that you are projecting your *admittedly* past drunken overreactions onto Kyle when, in fact, you don’t really know how much she’d had to drink, do you? Pot, meet kettle.
Had you just posted your opinions of why you thought Kyle acted the way she did, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. But you chose to address them to me, all while telling me that I was harsh and unfair. I love it when people attack me and then act victimized when I respond. Then they always act like they’re being run off the site.. God Bless the martyrs.
Sarcas, do you have your electric cigarette plugged in?- fasten your seat belts, it’s gonna to be a bumpy night. (evil laugh!!!!)
Seriously, Mauriso prolly didn’t push drunk giantess off him – maybe because he didn’t want to be seen pushing a woman on camera and he probably didn’t think anything of it. Kyle went chollo (sp) on her and I loved the designer label reference – In the Bronx, we would just talk about cutting a bitch, but Kyle was all about a manolo in the eye – top that, Jenny from the Block!
NotWithoutMyTV’s Quick Guide to Being a Total Dillhole on Comments Threads:
1) Aggressively invalidate another poster’s viewpoint.
2) Act surprised that the other poster would get upset at you. Imply that they’re taking a TV show too seriously and need to get a life.
3) Continue to post, claiming that you don’t care, and weren’t trying to cause a problem, but since the other poster can’t stop being a baby, you won’t pursue the subject.
4) Pursue the subject.
5) Threaten to stop posting, hoping that someone will beg you to stay.
6) Rinse and repeat whenever you encounter the other poster in a thread.
Congratulations! You’ve now got being a Complete Dillhole on Comments Threads down pat!
LOL @ LAC. Yes, my electric cigarette is plugged in. Because, you see, I’m still young and it’s Thursday, so the Bad Girl is coming out. Don’t tempt me. I’m in control of my annihilation. *squints then bares teeth*
HAHA..yes, Kyle was very specific with her threat. It’s weird that she told the woman that hugging her husband was scaring her daughters when I think the tweens would be more disturbed by their mom threatening to take a bitch’s eye out with a stiletto heel. But that’s just me.
Seriously, is there a course in this comments flame war shit available from University of Phoenix Online or something? There are lots of graduates around here.
I should have added to step #3: End your post with an passive agressive insincerity: “Have a great day”, “Peace”, “Namaste”, or “MUAH” generally have the desired effect.
One other thing, head shops out here (Cali) sell a device that looks like a cigarette, but you put something else in it to smoke…weed, coke, salvia, what have you. I wonder if our psychotic medium had a little extra something in her pipe??
LOL @ NWMTV! I knew there was a rule book!
@marijai: I used to have that device. It was a one-hitter though and you had to keep a lighter burning at the tip, much like a bong. And you’d have to refill it every two puffs. Too much trouble on a regular basis but fun back when smoking cigs were allowed in clubs and you wanted a discreet puff of something extra.
@NWMTV, how the hell else are we going to get the housewives comments back up to 100 with out a comment war. It’s all for the greater good. Namaste!
Isn’t speculation part of the whole fun here? Of course we don’t know what really happened but it’s entertaining to debate whether Mauricio was just being a flirty guy at his party or whether he really is a lover of the ladies. I haven’t yet seen this but now I’m definitely going to given all the debate it’s elicited. I did see the preview though & Kyle’s reaction did seem embarrassingly ghetto, or as sheesh put it, Jersey Shorish, or maybe even RH of NJ?? It’s all so fun, I’m sad it’s over but it was inevitable because of Schlemiel’s divorce!
Namaste! (good one!)
This device is different than the one hitters. You can actually pack it about 1/2 inch or so deep. Boyfriend almost bought one!
Judging: They are all fair game. They know full well “the whole story” is not going to air, and that a lot of their lives isn’t even filmed. It’s up to them to project the image they feel shows who they are and if (when) it blows up in their face they need to just own it.
Kelsey made me judge Mauricio. He told me I had an obligation.
I have feeeeeeelings.
Hakuna Matata.
Sarcas – LOL!! Oh, God, that psychic bitch’s lingo is affecting all of us! Notwithoutmytv – LMAO! I thought that Strayer University had that course.
Totally unrelated, but a funny way to calm everyone down…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U01GI2Pl_E. This is especially for Sarcas cause she knows I loves me some Steve Harvey…NOT!
@marijai: Damn, I’ve been out of the pot game too long. I know not of this wonderful invention. So maybe we can’t blame Kim’s kookiness on alcohol. Poor girl just had a contact high.
Awesome Sheesh. I haven’t judged yet but when I do it’s because Camille’s an asshole. And seriously, you’re on a reality show, you know full well you life will be edited to make the most entertaining viewing. You signed up for this so that people like me can draw conclusions. Game on.
I’m gonna start closing all my posts with “Remember: If you can’t see my mirrors, I can’t see you.”
That always amuses me.
And I have no idea why.
Well, I have no problems making a judgement call about Mauricio and if someone doesn’t like it, they can bite me.
All I can say about it is this: My husband and I have been in that situation. My husband has had women -heavily- flirting with him and one even insinuating that she would like to be his mistress (not jokingly either). And I was in the same location though not in the same room. What did I do? Nothing except laugh about it later with my husband. Know why? Because he and I have a strong relationship and neither of us would cheat. Do I have a jealous streak? Sometimes, but it doesn’t come out if there is no reason for it. What did my husband do? He told the women that he has a wife he loves very much and no other woman can come close. And then he extricated himself from the situation.
So what does that say about Kyle and Mauricio? Why would Kyle have to be so aggressive if there wasn’t a tiny voice in her head saying that something could come from the flirtation? There has to be an insecurity somewhere which would cause that reaction. And why would Mauricio continue to let a drunk woman whisper in his ear about having sex with him? At a party. Where his children and wife were present. Did he hope that she would buy a house? Something isn’t right there.
ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
I can’t enjoy my fishbowl sized Housewife-a-tini with all the bickering going on in here! I’m trying to head tap Adrienne’s serenity.
Bicker on! I may be admitting to a personality flaw, but I enjoy a good fight, whether on a reality show or on a comment board. I am always amused by some judgmental prig being self-righteously offended about how someone else has it all wrong about his or her perception about the character of some reality-show cast member.
I don’t know if there really are people with a true psychic gift. But I can’t imagine God, or the universe, gifting a hateful harridan like Allison Dubois with such abilities. What a vicious, crazy bitch! Naturally if I had such a gift I would use it only for good, important things like predicting winning lottery numbers.
@2muchBravo Camille told us last night that those glasses were not as large as they appeared on television. If that is true then all sorts of natural laws were suspended to make the glasses look larger while simultaneously making their hands look smaller. Those boats were practically two-handers and a sure way to encourage over-indulgence. I’d love to have some because, of course, my friends are fun, happy drunks.
I had a set of margarita glasses from Mexico that were sort of like that (smaller than they looked). You know the ones with the sort of greenish glass that have the dark cobalt blue at the top? Anyway, they seemed huge but actually didn’t hold that much because the glass was so thick. Maybe Camille’s glasses were like that?
Steve Harvey clip hilarious. And he actually believes his ex-wife and her allegations are responsible for Oprah not giving him his own talk show on Oprah’s OWN network. There couldn’t POSSIBLY be any other reason. Delusional much?
What I found most troubling about the whole Mo/drunken ho debacle was that his daughter seeing this woman all over her father should have been enough for HIM to realize he really needed to get the skank offa him. Whether she feared Kyle going off or was just skeeved out by the woman, if nothing else, that should have been enough for him to put an end to that nonsense.
Oh, and if there was ever a time for Kyle’s numerous Bff’s to “have her back” that was it. Before that crap escalated, one of ‘em should have intervened and told that drunken mess to leave and/or had her escorted outta there. Or Taylor could have taken a hit and saved her friend from looking like a complete ass, at her own event by threatening to go “Oklahoma” on the woman if she didn’t haul ass.
But then again, these wommen aren’t about encouraging and affirming each others’ better nature now are they?
@snootchy, I know the kind of glasses you mean, but I think Camille’s were really huge. (Camille’s what were huge, Annie?) The women commented on how large the glasses were and how strong the drinks were…a sure recipe for disaster.
I have to agree with some of the posters – you could smell serial cheater coming off M in waves. Kinda explains some of Kyle’s behaviour. Untreated syphillis can be a real debbie downer, even in Beverly Hills.
i thought this was a blast to watch! loved this season, my favorite franchise of all!! dont bring KIM back.. she’s boring and i feel bad for her. Bring on the rest tho and am i the only one who would be thrilled to see Heidi Montag join the show? as long as Spencer doesn’t think he’s a house wife as well.
@LAC, thanks for the clip, it was hilarious! From the Icelandic volcano, “horserashes, and those suits! I can’t believe he has them custom made. Steve Harvey is a few spats short of looking like a Dick Tracy villain. It’s not his fault, really. This is what happens when you have a subscription to International Male and an insatiable appetite for Stacy Adam shoes.
@kenzie: I think the problem with casting Heidi, aside from the fact that she is a ridiculous fame whore, is that she makes every scene appear scripted and disingenuous. Of course, we know these reality shows are scripted but having Heidi on board just breaks the forth wall, much like having producers feeding the girls lines on camera. Miss Andy is all about maintaining the ruse of ‘reality’ and Heidi would compromise that too much.
I keep hearing about Brandi Glanville becoming the newest cast member. Know her? She’s the housewife whose actor husband was lured into an affair with Leann Rimes. Both Eddie Cibrian and Leann left their spouses in the dust as they declared their love for each other in the tabloids and on twitter. Dean and Tori 2.0..
Interestingly enough, Brandi doesn’t expect to enter the show on a high note. Guess who she’s been spotted around town with? None other than our ousted freeloader, Leech! Yes, Cedric found another host for his parasitic ways.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/02/cedric-brandi-glanville.html
Brandi would be a cool addition for many reasons: she’s a jilted ex-wife, much like Camille. She has a bitchy streak a mile wide, having engaged in a twitter war with Leann, even tweeting today that Leann’s singing for son’s class is highly inappropriate. She misspelled “boundaries” but I still respect her for bringing it straight to her enemy’s twitter page instead of making off color remarks behind her back. Bitch is confrontational and I luvs it!
Here’s my two cents on the Maurcio thing…….I don’t know. I can see it going either way. Maurcio has a slimey vibe going for sure, but that could just as easily be his used car salesman/politician/realtor persona as it could be a cheater. Kyles reaction was ghetto and extreme, but that is Kyle. The woman has anger management issues that is for sure! But we have to remember these housewives social milieu – a society where there is always someone younger and ready to become the second/third/fourth trophy wife. I wonder how many ‘new’ wives of Maurcios clients and coworkers Kyle has had to air kiss? It would make me paranoid. Then again, judging by Mauricios reaction he loved having Kyle getting into that womans face. Definately a ‘I’m getting laid tonight’ kind of a look. Perhaps this is a game they play?
Bottom line, I’m glad that I don’t have the pressures Kyle and Taylor have to desperately hold onto their youth in order to hold onto their men. Lisa and Adrienne are the lucky ones on this show.
Oh, and Camille? A total Liar McLiarson. There is no way that she didn’t tell Medium all about the fight in New York. Medium was gunning for blood before any of the other Housewives showed up, and Camille was loving it. How do I know? Because Faye was also gunning for blood – only Kyle admits to having told Faye all about the drama. Because that is what girlfriends do.
Oh, and I hope to god that there is fall out for Taylor over Camille admitting that Taylor has been quite the font of information. Of all the housewives, I think Taylor is the worst, even more so than Theresa.
In a flash of brilliance (or just the right ratio of “herbal refreshment” to pino noir) I think I figured out what the deal is with Kim and Kyle! Kim got all the attention and accolades as the actress/family cash cow when they were growing up, naturally creating jealousy and competion between the sisters. Kyle must have always felt inferior to her famous sister (don’t you just love it when Kyle always pipes up with IIIIIII was an actor tooooooo, don’t forget!). So now that Kim is a mealy-mouthed, jittery as Jiggy without his sweater, undateable head case, it’s Kyle’s turn to feel superior. Kyle will never give her sister any slack because that would mean that Kim might have a chance to be back on the same level. Kyle is dismisive out of fear of losing her title as The Richards Sister Who Has Her Shit Together. KNOW THAT! Hee, hee…now, where’s my one hitter…?
It’s one thing to have issues with your sister (I have two sisters).
It’s quite another thing to let others run rickshaw over your sister.
If someone got into my sister’s face like Taylor did I would be in between them so fast sheilding my sister…
@ sheesh – I totally agree with you, but standing up for Kim would mean that Kyle would have to lay the smack down on her newly acquired (and more popular with the other hausenfrau) friend Taylor. Also, the longer you can prolong focus on your sisters’ craziness, the longer you can stave off scrutiny about the substantial cracks in your own foundation.
The truth is Kyle does not have Kim’s back. She (Kyle) is keeping the downed down. Kim was actually helping her sister by shedding some light over Taylors shady involvement. Taylor seemed perfectly fine with the progression of things..until Kim called her out on being a shitstirrer. Great recap, LOVE Kim aswell!
Kim makes me sick! why is she acting like a victim? She started a fight with Taylor and then when she gets kicked in the but, she backs off and starts whining, oh shut up kim! For someone who doesn’t like arguing she sure has no problems with taylor. Kyle is not a bully! She told the truth,if kim had told the truth of what kyle said to camille, the fight would have been shut down a long time ago. Camille is a snake,and Allison, if i was there i would have banged your dam head on the table for saying those nasty things about the womens children, nasty heifer!!!!
Nobody came out of that dinner party looking good, so why take sides? Camille is a slimy snake in the grass, making jabs and then retreating with her creepy smirk and fake princess “who, meeee?” attitude. Kyle showed her low class ass too with her screaming, ghetto snapping and neck-rolling, and nasty treatment toward her own sister. None of these hos are “ladies”, so Taylor can shut up. Ladies don’t get in drunk catfights on reality shows. They’re just the Bad Girls Club with better hair.
And I can’t hate on Allison DuBois too much, since she was good TV. But “psychic medium” my arse! She’s either a predatory con artist taking advantage of grieving people, or just about the best advertisement I’ve seen for NOT messing with the dead. If she is for real, she clearly spent too much time with a demon pretending to be somebody’s grandma…bitch is possessed!