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Previously on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor went around town saying that Lisa went around town saying that Taylor was going around town without friends. Kyle looked confused and tortured, refusing to ask the obvious question:
Well, did you unhinge your jaw and swallow them all?
Then Kim dropped the news that she found someone to live with her that wasn’t a paid nurse after lying about it for a year. Again, Kyle looked confused and refused to ask the obvious question:
How ugly is he?
And that’s it for the previouslies. Last week was so boring the editors couldn’t even come up with a third thing to remind us about. We open where we left off. Kyle is crying that her sister found a man and didn’t tell her, and Kim is explaining the texture of Mister Toad’s skin to Kyle so she doesn’t freak out when they meet.
Kyle doesn’t want to go in cuz “I look like a nut.” Thankfully, you’ll be next to Kim. She’d make Sybil look like a fine upstanding tax paying citizen of Normal Town. She’s taken in to meet Mystery Date, and she looks about excited to see him as the dog is to see her.
Toad has his handy man there to make terrible jokes in case things get violent. He opens with “I’m pretty handy!” and laughs and laughs. Oh lord. Kyle looks like she wants to Russell herself. Kim giggles about fruit trees and pool tables and board games. Kyle doesn’t crack one smile. She asks about the wedding band on Toad’s finger, and Kim explains that it’s just a promise ring. Toad mumbles “iths, iths, a … liketh…” Kyle: “it’s….a wedding band.” LOL. You can say a lot about Kyle, but that skank ain’t fake. Unless you count her face. She excuses herself to go wash the ugly dog hair off her hands. Toad, who talks like he’s got a mouth full of milk, says “I thinkths thatthwenth well.” Yes, Toad. Yes it did.
Someone’s not doing Palmolive commercials any time soon.
Kyle cries and cries. Why? Because Kim held back information or because Toad is going to homelyify the family Christmas card? I can’t tell. She tells us that she wants Kim to be happy but knows that this is the wrong guy for her cuz Kim’s kids told Kyle that Toad is controlling. Well, give him a little credit. He’s dating Kim. He’d have to be controlling. “Honey, we’re in a restaurant. Stop jumping on the booths.” “Honey, you’re driving. Keep your hands on the wheel before you crush another maid on her way to work.” “Honey, the stove is for making eggs, not lighting cigarettes. We’ve gone through nine batches of false eyelashes this week and sooner or later you’re going to look like Freddy Krueger.” The guy is probably the human equivalent of those handicapped rails that stop stupid people from walking into the street.
Kyle tells us that she knows Kim kept this from her because she would have responded to Toad with mace to the eyes and a call to the security department, just like Kim knows Kyle is crying because it’s going to be harder for her to steal a stranger’s house. Kim tells us that this is the first time in her life she did something because SHE wanted to do it. Who forced her to marry the first three dudes? Kim is a mystery even to herself. Hopefully she’ll find an eight ball of crystal to help her work that out.
Paul and Ad are going out to bicker at each other. I think they own this restaurant, cuz there are two statues of Adrienne without her mask on out front.
I hope the first thing they argue about is all the skin Paul left on Ad’s neck. Yikes. She’s looking more and more like a pancake left on the stove too long every episode.
It’s Paul’s birthday, and he doesn’t need a gift. He’s happy with the weathered luggage he rolled in here with. The fact that Bravo is lecturing us to be more organic while showing a closeup of an old rubber lady is too much.
If you bought more organic products for your home, the landfills would have more room for the noses you grow out of.
Ad talks about how hard marriage is. Imagine how Paul feels. He wakes up to Magda every morning. They finish up trying to keep the rest of us eternally single and move on to gossiping about Failor and her terrible personality/marriage/horsey laugh. Ad says Fail is an emotional wreck, and we flash back to the trip to Rusty Beaver where Failor hinted over and over that she’s being used as a punching bag. Ad tells Paul that she doesn’t know if it’s true or not, which is a great reason to bring it up on national television. Paul says Russ doesn’t seem like a boxer, and then he says what a lot of us viewers are thinking but don’t have the nerve to say out loud because we don’t wanna get attacked by the pc police: “I don’t believe it!” Be prepared for Microsoft to bust down your door at any second, sir.
Paul is always working. He can’t even get through a birthday lunch without having to fix part of his wife’s face.
That minor in welding sure paid off!
So what did Ad get Paul for his bday? I have no idea. He doesn’t seem to mind. He’s already got lifetime tickets to his favorite show.
Mauricio comes home from work and keeps his shirt on, so it’s hard to listen to him. Kyle tells him about the Kim situation, and since he’s a good husband, he deals with it like a good husband. He sits back, listens with a blank stare, nods and says “you’re right” a lot. Kyle tells us that when they were kids, if they brought home a guy the tyrant stage mother from hell didn’t like, she’d just refuse to acknowledge him. Damn! Kyle decides that’s the road she’ll go down, too. “It’s all I know!” Wow. So you’re gonna be a total dick to some innocent homely dude you don’t even know. Throw a diet coke can at his head for no reason, and I’d swear you’d read my book on how to deal with homeless people entitled “No Change Til You Change”. Have you noticed that both Kim and Kyle are with mouth breathers now? Creepy. Is there a standing rule against men with working nasal passages in this family?
Taylor has become a spokesperson for some online beauty products site and has been nominated for the Women With No Friends Making a Difference award. If only there was an internet when Rosa Parks was alive. She could have sold lipstick for a third party and never had to deal with the bus in the first place. Sad Women Making a Difference Is Way Easier and More Shallow Than It Used to Be Horns.
Russ is there to threaten people with law suits and tie balloons for the kids.
My daughter’s crying. Do you know how to make any animals?
Russ is sweet to her. He’s proud and wants to keep a program in his office. She smiles and fake giggles with him, then tells us that she doesn’t like when he shows up to her events because she feels like she has to take care of him. Supporting your wife at her fake awards show is bad husbanding. Got it. How bout you take care of yourself? The Asian Businessmen With Scary Faces Making a Difference Awards are down the hall.
Meanwhile, Kim must be driving around BH, cuz this model looks scared shitless.
Kyle shows up to the awards late, which is perfect because she has time to answer Lisa’s call about coming to tea tomorrow. Tea? Bitch, this is America. Vodka or nothing. Tea. Offensive. Kyle wants to know where Lisa is, because she can’t find the awards. What awards? Woops! Lisa wasn’t invited. Poor Failor probably didn’t want Lisa googling the event before it began so she couldn’t tell everyone it was sponsored by the credit card Russ gave Fail in case of emergencies.
Kyle lets Fail know that she spilled the beans to Lisa, and Taylor doesn’t care. Lisa hates her so why should she come watch her win an a….oh wait she lost. Adrienne asks how Lisa took the news that she was dissed by Fail. “She didn’t have a snide remark?” No, but she sure as shit made one when she saw you say that right now on TV. Fail is making a HUGE blunder here. If you have trouble with Lisa, take her to lunch and tell her she hurts your feelings. Don’t try and get a whole team of people on your side against a woman who owns restaurants. Food? Will always win. What do you have to offer? A website selling cheap lipstick, a beaver husband who sues people for shit you say on national television, and a face like a melting skeeball machine. YOU LOSE. She tells the girls that she didn’t want Lisa ruining her big day of FAIL with backhanded compliments wrapped in sarcasm. I find her choice of words a bit strange considering she’s sitting right next to Russell. So backhanded is ok, just not compliments or sarcasm? Failor’s a confusing chick.
Lisa’s telling Ken about being dissed by Failor. Ken adjusts his wig and squirms in his chair as Lisa whips out a Vanilla scented can of Febreeze. Ken’s answer is always long, silent, and deadly. No wonder Giggy looks five steps to death’s door. Ken’s silent faht seems to inspire Lisa. She tells the dog that Fail isn’t the only one who can play games. Uh-oh. Fail’s in twouble. Lisa’s gonna wipe the Asian right off that skank.
Lisa’s getting ready for her tea party and things are tense with her maid, who showed up wearing the same outfit as Lisa.
Lisa tells her only to come in and interrupt if she has tea or if she hears Failor getting her face ripped off. Lisa has invited Fail because she wants to rise above her petty bullshit. She’s got two hot old guys obsessed with her rack. Why would she care what an anorexic poor person with a face like a splattered bug on a windshield thinks?
The day this dog runs for the Presidency, this pic will be splashed all over the news.
Glad to see it’s not just gay dudes who treat their dogs like children. Lisa may be rich, but that doesn’t mean she’s not a smart shopper. Once Giggy bites it (any day now), she’ll be able to use this to get Ken around the restaurant.
A few of the ladies arrive and the party starts with a giant cross that Camille crawls up on. Lisa brings up Frasier’s meanness and everyone awwwwws. They’re as bored with that shit as we are, so Lisa moves on to Russell’s latest email. This time, he sent it to all the girls, and it’s a link to an article about Failor being addicted to diet pills. Oh LAWD. Who isn’t? This is Beverly Hills! If you’re not taking diet pills YOU’RE NOT MAKING AN EFFORT. The closest I’ve ever seen that town to rioting was on the day ephedra was banned. Lisa snarks that she’s glad to know Taylor’s eating, even if it’s only diet pills. LOL! I can’t even tell if she’s kidding. Diet pills are one of the food groups. If more Americans would be responsible and buy them, we’d have no obesity epidemic and no problem with population control cuz of all the exploding hearts. Dear Ephedra, I miss being thin and gorgeous. I believe, hope, pray and wish with all of my irregularly beating heart that you’ll come back to me soon. Love, FatFlipit.
The ladies gawk at Lisa’s iPad in confusion. Why the f aren’t THEY in magazines? Fail is so leaking her own stories. Russ really thinks the cast members would make sure to get Fail in magazines over themselves? Russ seems confused. He understands that his wife is on a TV show where she hints that he’s abusive, their marriage sucks, and she’s always drunk and refusing to eat, right? All the money in the world doesn’t equal enough brain power to order a DVR from the cable company. Stop paying lawyers and get some OnDemand action.
Failor walks in to some awkwardness and fake kisses Lisa. Then she sits opposite Vanderpump and gives her a Paris shot, just in case she’s got hidden cameras somewhere. So desperate.
The day the paparazzi quit.
The convo turns to Kim. Kyle tells everyone she’s ditching cuz she’s moving in with an ugly guy. I’m sick of listening to Kyle bitch, but at least it opens the door to another Kim impersonation by Lisa!! I love her Gollum voice!
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. No electricity. Witch Mountain. ICON. Sneaky little hobbitses.
Lisa’s being funny and charming, but Failor’s not having it. In her defense, she might just be uncomfortable from the heel of that New Balance she just had injected into her forehead. Jesus, woman. Buy some wax paper and an iron. You look ridiculous.
Lisa doesn’t sneak up behind Fail, that’s for damn sure. She finishes laughing at her own joke and then says “I heard you had an event yesterday and they all went.” LOL! Fail nods with confidence and looks around for some support, but no one will look her in the eye. Ad tries to smooth it over by saying how nice it was that Fail was nominated for anything other than worst mother of the year or mouth most likely to be confused for a black hole.
Lisa interrupts and says she was disappointed in Fail because Lisa’s always invited her to everything. Fail says “I agree” over and over again. What? What doesn’t that even mean, you agree? People who have too much therapy forget how to fight. In the real world, you can’t just say “I hear you” and expect shit to get fixed. You have to put a brick through a windshield, threaten to ruin your opponent, and end with a screeching FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
Lisa’s not backing down, so Taylor gets all uppity and starts waving her stick arms around like she does when she goes into the ENOUGH! monologue. She shout/asks why she would invite someone who tells her “And I quote: ‘I. Am NOT. Your friend!’” Cut to clip of Lisa saying “Dahling I’m not masquerading as youah best friend heah….” Lisa never said she wasn’t your friend, she said she wasn’t going to act all fake like you’re besties when you’re not. Why is that so hard to understand? Lisa calls bs and Taylor gets more and more worked up. Lisa asks why she would offer to take Taylor in if they weren’t friends, and Fail snaps “So you could look like a saint.” Lisa rescinds the offer. LOL.
Fail, not scoring a point yet, keeps on dribbling blindly down the court. She shouts “Why would I come to someone’s house if they say they’re not my friend?” Lisa asks why she’s here now, then. Fail, not understanding the giant glaring FAIL in her argument, stupidly answers “Cuz you invited me.” This is hard to watch. Blind people shouldn’t play basketball. It’s dangerous. Might I suggest piano lessons?
Tay shouts that Lisa is always cutting off “me AND Camille!!” Camille just looks like she’s trying to figure out when she ate the corn that is violently trying to shit itself all over Lisa’s couch.
Fail starts fake sobbing and pointing and rolling her bobblehead like a DMV worker insisting on two forms of id. Her big stab? Lisa’s told everyone she doesn’t have friends! Lisa leans back on the couch like she just ate Thanksgiving and rolls her eyes, denying that one with a bored wave of the hand. Fail snootily threatens to open up the convo to the whole room and Lisa gleefully begs her to.
Kyle jumps in before she can get tattled on and says she might be referring to the day in Paul’s basement where Lisa had the GALL to suggest that Camille and Taylor weren’t close. Then Camille says all innocently that Lisa asked her if she was close with Taylor after the divorce and Cam said that she and Taylor had only seen each other once. LOL! So Lisa….was right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! LOVE IT! Taylor, still not knowing that she lost this war ten minutes ago, snaps that Lisa shouldn’t be discussing her relationships anyway and it’s none of her beeswax. Lisa looks equally amused and disgusted, like she’s watching Animal Planet for the first time ever.
Why is that elephant raping a zebra dahling?
Speaking of Animal Planet, fake emotions do stuff to Fail’s face. None of it pretty.
Taylor has soooo much going on right now, so she’s deciding to be (air quotes) honest (end of air quotes). The first problem here is that Failor’s idea of honesty needs air quotes around it. Dumb biatch. She starts the fake sobbing and PacMan chomping again and says that she’s tried so hard to be friends with Lisa! Lisa mind shrugs and tiredly asks when exactly that was, cuz she missed it. Fail’s in act two of “For Colored Girls” at the moment and can’t hear her. She fake sobs out her already famous “If you can’t be my friend, just please don’t be my enemy!” line and adds some more fake ass sobs. It’s breaking my heeeeeart!!!
Lisa doesn’t really know what to make of this. She says she was worried for Fail’s emotional well being and that’s why she offered help. Taylor sob/snaps that Lisa didn’t offer help until things were too extreme and she was nowhere to be found before. WTF is she talking about? First, no one else has offered dick, and second, how the hell is she supposed to know when things are extreme with you? You still haven’t even said what’s going on. All she knows is that you got fall down drunk and zipped yourself into a suitcase in Decrepit Beaver and then she offered to help you. You can’t save a cat until it gets stuck up a tree, ya dumb hooker. When it gets stuck, you call the fire department to get it down and then the next morning you take it to the vet to have it euthanized. Can’t just have crazy cats ruining your night, dahling.
Lisa can’t say anything without getting yelled at, so she just sits there and waits for the storm to pass. Failor starts fake sobbing and yelling about not being good enough for Lisa and then tries to storm out. Lisa tells her to just be herself, and Fail yells “I DON’T KNOW WHO I AAAAM!” Hint: You’re an asshole. The ladies aren’t having the quick easy escape. God bless them. What, we’re gonna spend the rest of the show watching Kim make out with the mouth breather? Get back here, ya bendy straw!
The women surround Fail and coax her into coming back while she continues the blabbering about nothing. Lisa fixes her hair and says “I don’t understand this.” HAHAHAHAH. Fail pauses and fakesobs more and says that her life is sooo hard and she’s soooo flawed (only decent point she’s made yet) and Lisa gives her anxiety because she’s so judgmental. And who says “I’m not your friend” to another HUMAN BEEEEING! Lisa tries to explain that that isn’t what she said at all, but Fail keeps cutting her off and acting like a looney tune. Satchels of mold.
Finally, Lisa explains that she was just saying that they may not be close, but that doesn’t mean she won’t be there for Fail if she needs her. Ad says “then maybe instead of saying you’re not her friend…” LOL!! Ad doesn’t know how to listen. SHOCKER! Ad suggests wording it differently. Oh go berate your husband.
Lisa stays very calm and says that she apologizes for hurting Failor’s feelings. She was genuinely feeling for her when she was in trouble. Look at Camille! Lisa hated that bitch til Frasier publicly dumped her, but her misery turned them into friends!! Rich people help poor people in need that they don’t like all the time. Why not help other rich people in need that they don’t like? It’s like charity without income requirements. Lisa’s lesson of the day: shallow horrid rich people need hugs too sometimes. Camille looks horrified/touched.
Lisa didn’t like Russ at first, and…Fail jumps in that she doesn’t like him either most of the time so welcome aboard. God. She’s really off her rocker. I think she forgot that she’s pretending to sob right now.
Line!!! Oh yeah. My life is so haaaaaaard!
And you’re an asshole. My act has officially been stolen.
But how could Lisa say they aren’t friends? “Because we ahen’t!” HAHAHAH! Lisa refuses to get dirty here. She looks Taylor in the crazy eyes and says that she is here for her if she needs her. Fail takes a moment to be calm. Then she starts shouting again that Lisa always has some shitty remark. HAHA! She came ready for a fight and she’s not getting it so she just keeps yelling. Hilarious. She’s always come off as a bit off, but right now she’s a fucking lunatic. She starts going off about how she’s a mom and has to stay strong and blah. I guess now’s not the right time to point to a story claiming Taylor’s become a slutty drunk since Russ joined that swing band. Keep up that great mothering, sugar! Lisa just says she’s sorry again. And again. Fail is still yelling and pointing and making faces like this:
Lisa has nothing to say, and neither does anyone else, so they just stare at Fail for a bit. She pats her weave down and half heartedly apologizes for ruining Lisa’s tea. Then she grabs her champagne and says that she shouldn’t be the only person to embarrass their family today. Let’s all be honest! YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
No one responds to that, so Fail says that she wants to sit down alone with Lisa and tell her what all the other ladies are saying behind her back so she’ll realize her friends aren’t as friendly as she thinks they are. Oh shit. Kyle looks like Camille after a corn nut.
Silence. Fail is rolling her head now. She’s going there. Lisa’s ego is inflated this year. Did you not say that, KYLE?!?! Dundunduuuun! Kyle looks away, but she’s not gonna run because Lisa’s too powerful and will find her. She admits that she said Lisa has an ego, and Lisa laughs and says thanks a lot. Fail shouts “Lisa! You’re your own screen saver on your iPad.” HAHAHAH! OMG! Everything Fail says just makes me like Lisa more. Lisa has a goodhearted laugh at that one. She asks us what’s wrong with this picture:
A pic of an old lady in her bra posing sexily with her dog? Nothing at all is wrong with that. The www wasn’t invented just to find cheap flights, girl.
So she has a disturbing pic with her dog as her screensaver. Who cares? Taylor shouts “It’s obnoooooxious! You’re so self involved it’s unbelievable to me!” Um, Lisa has never, ever, ever said anything like that to Fail. EVER. What. A. Koontie.
Lisa says it’s time to end this because it’s too bitchy and nothing Fail just shouted was friend-like. Fail gets up and shouts that everyone’s too much of a wimp to tell Lisa off and she’s done. She storms out of the house, her fake sobbing now miraculously stopped, and runs into Paul, who’s standing at the gate with a cup of coffee like a bored cop checking on the drunk tranny hooker he busted earlier.
Are you sure you don’t wanna make a phone call, honey? No reason to stain your jockstrap in lockdown.
Fail, now calmly fuming, tells Paul that she told off Lisa and no one would back her up cuz they’re all chickenshit. Paul says he figured Kyle would get in on that since she’s been bitching about Lisa for a year. HAHAH!! This is why husbands should be on every housewives show. They don’t give a crap who they piss off.
Inside, Kyle’s in damage control mode. She tries to explain what she really said, but Lisa brushes it off and says she doesn’t know what to believe. She claims that she’s never dissed anyone but Taylor, and was honest about it with her. The convo turns to the Armstrong marriage, and Ad says it’s weird that Russell is supposedly Satan to Taylor but then they act like best friends five minutes later. Oh hell no. The Housewives are about to have the conversation we’ve all been afraid to have all year.
Kyle says that either Taylor is telling them lies…long dramatic pause… about Russ or they’re in classic denial. Camille says that the one time they hung out, Fail cried on her shoulder for three hours about how Russell was leaving her for good. Then, when they were done, Fail put on a big smile, hugged Cam, and said she had to go or she would be late to get on the G4 with Russ for a vacation. LOL! So he’s leaving you or you’re going on a romantic getaway? The suggestion seems to be that Taylor is such a compulsive liar that she didn’t even remember telling Cam her husband was leaving her ten minutes before she lied bragged about jetting off on a Miles earned Southwest flight private plane. The biggest shocker here is that Cam listened to someone else talk about their problems for three hours.
Cam thinks Tay’s a liar at this point. Kyle says that maybe she’s just exaggerating about how much money she has, etc, and it’s so LA and doesn’t offend her. Lisa says she’s not talking about the money, she’s talking about the fact that Taylor’s going around saying her husband abuses her. Dramatic music. Snapple: Pissed Off British Lady Flavor. You fuck with Lisa, don’t expect her to keep your bs under wraps. Wow. The whole room is shocked silent by that one, and Lisa says bragging about money you don’t have is way more innocent than bragging about abuse that didn’t happen. DAAAAAAYUMMMMM!!!! So this is why everyone looked so guilty in that opening scene of the season.
Meanwhile, Fail is still outside rambling like a nut to a very entertained Paul. She’s still going on about how weak the women are and shouting “The Giggy is up! The Giggy is up!” You’ll need to go back inside to know how true that is, Mr. Rourke.
Inside, Ad is now on the “Taylor’s probs lying” bandwagon. Kyle is nervous, and says she hates this conversation because if the abuse allegations are true, they’re horrible people for suggesting they might not be, and if they’re not true, they’re horrible people for slandering Russell. Lisa tries to keep this all on track. “Do we believe her or not?” Fail is outside rambling on about how afraid everyone is of Lisa, and she’s probably right. I’m scared of her, too. Lesson of the season: Don’t. Fuck. With Vanderpump or you’ll pay the price. Even Bobblehead has stopped bobbling.
Please don’t sue me.
Failor has created some bs drama for airtime, and it’s turned into her undoing. The show’s not even over, and I suspect the internet’s ablaze with “Taylor’s a Liar” stories. Meanwhile, Paul is outside checking up on her New Balance facial injections like she’s a horse. A horse with ghetto ass groupon plastic surgery. I guess she was so traumatized that she just decided fuck it let’s get more shit in my face. It’s also odd that the editors included Paul commenting on the bruises on her face caused by injections. Tricky editors don’t believe Fail either.
Perfect. We’re just gonna nail some shoes on your feet so you don’t fall down.
Failor comes back inside moping while the other ladies are gabbing about her. Camille says they’re talking about the Russell situation, and Fail is mortified.
Cuz you told everyone your husband beats you. And you have no friends.
I caught my dog pooping in my house the other day and shouted NO! His ears went straight back and his mouth strained and pulled back. I don’t know why I’m thinking about that right now.
Fail wants to keep the convo on everyone turning on Lisa, and she’s mad that Kyle didn’t back her up. Especially after convincing her to go after Lisa publicly because Lis feeds on the weak. HA! Kyle’s tricky. Kyle gets her finger in Fail’s face and tells her not to f with her. “I don’t like that!” HAHAH.
Fail can’t believe that this has turned back to her marriage, and she does her best to stop it. She starts shouting at Camille about backing her up re: “Fail has no friends”, but Cam brings up the taking a vacay with a husband who is supposedly leaving you thing instead. Fail’s so thrown off that she can’t even fake sob. She can, however, make faces that would scare a child.
Fail still isn’t sure what’s going on exactly, so she points at Lisa again and tells her to stop talking behind her back. Lisa says it cuts both ways and she’s heard stuff too. Cam is sick of this fourth grade bs and tells Fail she might wanna be choosier with her words, because she most likely doesn’t wanna “put everything out there.” Tay acts confused, so Camille spells it out. “Things you’ve told us about your marriage.” Man. Fail screwed everyone over today by trying to get them in troubs with the Pump, and they’re all turning. Except Ad, who is conveniently gone. She’s slippier than a bar of soap in a porno. Cam shouts that all they’ve been doing is protecting Taylor by not speaking, and Lisa agrees. Fail acts like she doesn’t know what they’re talking about, so Cam shouts that they keep quiet about Russ breaking her jaw and beating her up. “But now we said it!”
WOAH. F this show for making me side with a possible wife beater and f this show even harder for making me side with CAMILLE!!! CAMILLE’S AN ASSHOLE!!! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY??!!?!??!
I am completely dumbfounded and have no idea what to type next. I think that means I should just stop. Your turn to weigh in. Were the ladies being harsh, or are you glad someone else publicly admitted to thinking Taylor might be lying about the abuse? Insane that we’re even discussing this, but here we are. I am dying to hear what you guys have to say about this one. Thanks for being here.
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