RHOBH Recap: Twitchless Island

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   ohralphie
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 5:38 am

   ” After Lisa makes more comments about how far Brandi’s suit is up her ass, Failor calls and says her marriage is over. Lord. You guys have caller id. USE IT.”
   Lisa answered the call after saying she didn’t recognize the number, lol! I am impressed that Taylor can suck the soul out of a party/getaway even in absentia. That takes talent and focus, people.
   Thanks for the recap Flipit – it is the only way to start the day.

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   MrsMiaWallace
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 6:22 am

   Looked to me like the entire “Its time for a divorce” therapy session was filmed recently. It was just a little too convenient and wrapped things up so nicely. Although I found it very telling that she said something along the lines of “now its affecting my friendships” as a major reason.

   Jaw drop at how twisted this is – if she truly is in an abusive situation she should be more worried about the 5 year old girl living in her house and witnessing it all! That is a reason to leave, to not endanger her daughter or teach her relationships patterns that will doom her to accepting abuse throughout her life. Not because your new rich friends don’t want to see you unless you divorce or your husband gets a new necktie.

   The disgust cannot be expressed.

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   S-Natch
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 6:45 am

   @MrsMia – I totally thought the same thing about the “therapy session.”

   I have thought before that homewrecker – uh, anorexic – uh, wife – Leann Rimes was starving herself and getting a makeover to look like Brandi but this episode proved it. I think that “fabulous” catch, Eddie, likes little boys more than women ’cause that seems to be how he wants his gals shaped. Just sayin’

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   Gypsy
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 6:57 am

   The comment section is still jacked up, is anyone else still experiencing this?

   That Therapy session was SO staged! I’ll bet Camille’s asshole on it.

   Did anyone catch Vyle’s 7 inch wedge shoes on the TABLE at the beach? Woman, wear flip flops and stop being a hypocritical witch and get some class. You do not put your shoes on the table! Who raised you, Miss “Holllywood Royalty”?

   Also, Lisa’s CVS fake eyelashes were too much for me to take. Even Psycho on BCG love games has a better set of falsies.

   Nice E.T. ref Flipit, thanks for the recap!

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   sardini
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 7:02 am

   Sometimes when Lisa comes on the screen, I think I’m watching Dynasty.

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   Poopsicle
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 7:14 am

   I love Brandi, but she needs to gain about 30lbs. She’s so boney and scrawny, I have no idea why any of them would feel threatened by her looks wise. I personally think Lisa has the best shape out of all of them.
   Fucking Taylor…..that “therapy session” is as fake as her abuse story and ugly concaved face. Love how she isn’t even on the trip and she still manages to make it about her and some what ruin it. Bravo needs to fire her. AND that glorified bystander Dana.

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   kczar
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 7:25 am

   You just know Dana was waiting at the airport with her floppy hats, ready to go hang out with “her girls” in Hawaii. Poor little hanger on wannabe. She’ll never be DeeDee. Camille already has enough friendemployees.

   Although Kim’s Ken is gross, she really did look happy on the dance floor with him. Yes, she’s a twitchy train wreck, but I don’t understand why Kyle is the only one qualified to say if Kim is happy or not. Like happy is a constant state anyway. If she’s happy staggering around on the dance floor with her blob, let her be!

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   smellymutts
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 10:10 am

   Ugh, I was having the hardest time connecting to this site & I’ve so been looking forward to the recap – it’s the best part of my work day!! So psyched to read. Thanks Flipit!!

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   Flipit
   Posted January 3, 2012 at 10:19 am

   thanks smellymutts!! we are trying to fix our bugs today and it crashed the site. OY!! all this drama just to update and run more smoothly. fingers crossed!

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    roger
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 11:03 am

    mrs. roger hates the housewives but LOVES giggy~needless to say this episode was a terrible disappointment for her. the only thing worse than a giggyless vacation would have been to find that the poor animal had to fly coach.

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    labowner
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 11:25 am

    So did Brandi have this drinking problem or did she develop it after the break up? She has no leg to stand on pointing at Kim.

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    labowner
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 11:27 am

    So Brandi has issues with alcohol. Did this come before or after the break up? Not wise pointing at others problems when you have them yourself.

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    labowner
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Ugh I give…..

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    Poopsicle
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    I don’t see how Brandi and Kim have the same problems. First off, Kim is an addict that denies being drunk or hopped up on pills. Addicts seem to deny everything. Where as Brandi is very open about taking a Zanax and having some drinks. Just because a person drinks that doesn’t mean they have a drinking problem. I’m sure some of us on here get drunk alot, or hell, some of us might be drunk now! That doesn’t mean we can’t handle our shit, unlike Kim!

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    @ Poopsicle; Or, we’re fat, ugly pedophiles, Walmart greeters with fats asses and no jobs (who in fact work at Walmart?)who are on welfare and worship the devil. That doesn’t mean we’re drunk addicts… We could just all be a bunch of (drunk) assholes.
    

    Captcha: YRU2 (hahahahahahaha!)

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    trkaelin
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Loved this episode….. I really like Brandi. She seems like fun, unlike the rest of the prudes on this show. She doesn’t pretend to be other than who she is. I’m sorry, but I don’t see what the hoopla is about Mauricio (as I duck for cover lol). Is it weird that I find Paul attractive??? lmao I noticed too that Taylor only made those faces when Russell wasn’t looking. I’m not sure why she wants everyone to think Russell beats her. When does he do it, since the cameras are always around????? I guess I’m slow, but why is everyone so afraid to get sued? I get that he sent Camille an email about talking shit, but that musta been a helluva email.

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    Poopsicle
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    @Gypsy-you spelled ugle wrong!!! Your fat, devil worshipping ass might have gotten too drunk in the Walmart parking lot before you collected your welfare and posted!!

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    dearcrabby
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    “Did you know that Jesus’ mom was dating some carpenter dude and got date raped by God? Scandal!! ”

    HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, that totally made me crack up out loud…and I really should pretend to be working…

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    kthxbai
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    ROFL @Flipit As soon as Taylor showed her Britney like that I knew it was going to end up on the 1st page of your recap!

    That and Mr Toad finger flossing himself goes in the Real Housewives Hall of Barf right by Jill Zarin making her chihuahua dog lick out her internal nasal cavities.

    Bravo needs put up a warning that says this show contains scenes that may not be suitable for viewers that do not wish to throw up at this time.

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Sorry Poopsicle, I was stoned and eating government cheeze. My B!

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    I noticed Lisa’s eyelashes too! And Ad’s makeup when she had breakfast sent up for Paul was clown-tastic. When they flipped to her still-too-bozo-but-professionally-applied interview makeup during that scene I realized the woman has zero female hair and makeup skills. Maybe its from always having help or growing up with boys? She looked like a 7th grader let loose with a pile of Cover Girl products.

    I usually am cautiously on the Lisa bandwagon but she seemed a little more possessive of Ken than I thought necessary. Maybe it was sarcasm and I just didn’t get the joke but I can’t understand why she would honestly be threatened unless Ken has a habit of straying, she usually seems so self-assured and wry, I found it odd.

    Lastly Brandy seems too thin but I am also digging her spunk and her unflagging persistence in being herself amongst the onslaught of cattiness. She is even making me like Camille more. That asshole.

    I am falling off the Maurice bandwagon and into the arms of Paul! Maurice in his talking scenes seems just as gossipy and petty as Vyle to me while Paul always seems to be calm and kind but firm in his opinions. He calls it as he sees it but never gets into mudslinging. That is more attractive than a six pack.

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    @MrsMiaWallace-AMEN! (and great screen name)

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Thanks Gypsy!

    Lol @ me for calling Mauricio “Maurice” a la Kim!

    One more thing that endeared Paul to me was when he told Brandi he didn’t want her kissing his wife! I know Ad laughed it off with an insult to him but its kind of refreshing that he’s not on the meathead threesome bandwagon. He genuinely seems to enjoy his wife and dig monogamy! Weird!

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    polk8dot
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Ad telling Paul she’s LONELY without the kids, while HE’S SITTING RIGHT THERE was like she spit in his face, and yet she was totally oblivious to it. She is a heartless and self-absorbed biaaaatch! I’d take Paul over Mauri any day, heck I’d even take Lisa’s Ken. Mauri comes across as sooooo sleazy, yuck…
    Brandi has great figure and should not be ashamed of it. It’s not her fault that the other hags can’t stand to stand next to her. Take care of yourself, then you’d not have that problem. They think Brandi should have covered herself up even more than they did, just to not make them look bad? On what planet is that normal? And Brandi’s comment that ‘Lisa IN REALITY is happy I take care of her husband, so she doesn’t have to’ was one of the funnies of her quotes, and probably very close to the truth.
    Totally agree on the therapy session being fake, staged, and shot way after the fact, maybe even after Russell’s death. Failor somehow succeeds in making me hate her just that much more with each episode. Now how is that possible? I seriously think that she is mentally deranged. Even a pathological liar has some hangups, some slips of guilt for lying, some attachment to reality. She has none. She lies with every breath, contradicts herself with a straight face every other second, and seems to be absolutely oblivious to her own lies. F-ing SCARY!

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    featherhead
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    I’m very disturbed by the fact that Ad knows how big her brother’s penis is.
    Twitch can’t keep her lies straight, just like Taylor. First she’s looking for her passport, then she lost her keys. Which shouldn’t matter since she shouldn’t drive cause her license is expired. I’m sorry she doesn’t work, wouldn’t normal people pack and get all ID ready the night before. Nevermind, I’ve answered my own question.

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Clearly Kim must have two degrees.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Ok, so I watched this craptastic epi this morning, thank you cable box for breaking and for the comcast repair man to only have a DVR box in the truck…!! I don’t think MR Toad was finger flossing, so much as he was re-stocking the chew in his lower lip! I say this because when he went in to kiss Twitch she wouldn’t kiss him on the mouth…YUCK. Uh I think I just threw up alittle there….

    As for Brandi…love her! Even with the Xanax talking! She is awesome! Why did I think that her boobies were bigger then they seemed to be in her barely there bikini?? Must have been cause she was next to Camille….Idk. I thought I had saved my eyes from melting cause I didn’t see Failor and her Brittany shot, until the recap…I feel bad for Paul! There I said it, I feel bad for Paul. Looking forward to next week. Mr Toad sticks up for Twitch….who would have thought that was possible!

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    Miss Molly
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Much like Kim the gasm spent a lot of time in the bathroom today. If I were Brandi I would accuse you of being wasted. But I don’t have the nipples that bitch does.

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    maryedith
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Poor Dee Dee and Mediallison. Camille has a new hired drunk to haul around — and Bravo picks up the tab on this one! I gotta hand it to Camille, though, for not being jealous of Brandi’s younger, hotter bod. That compliment she gave her seemed totally sincere.

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    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    For once, I am thanking and not cursing the winter weather that kept interrupting our power last night – and saved my eyeballs from the Failor bushwink (Is she wearing “Pee Wee Herman-style” giant underpants???)!

    I really do like Brandi, but after reading that she got married in Vegas “just for fun!” on New Year’s Eve, she lost all sympathy points. Don’t give Skeezy Eddie Rimesreamer reason to say, “I TOLD you guys!”…

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    brzysmom12
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    During Fail and Russell’s limo ride with the most uncomfortable, awkward convo, all I kept thinking was “Hang in there. It’ll get better.” Not sure which one I meant that for. Win/Win for both of them??

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    tlondon
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Thoughts:

    I took the whole Lisa/Ken/Brandi thing differently. To me it seemed Lisa was being sarcastic but good natured about it. Giving Ken shit (as she should have, pretty sure he was pitching a pup tent) but at the same time was not seriously concerned. YMMV.

    Kyle was just a little too Single White Female during the scene on the dance floor. Lighten up, Francis, if you’re right then yay, you can pat yourself on the back and say I told you so a million times like I know you will, but until then, find something to keep yourself busy. Maybe practice running up and down your front walk, hair, tears & skirts a-flowing, pearls a-clutched.

    While Brandi did seem a little skinny for my tastes, at least she wasn’t in MF Hawaii on the damn beach, dressed in Dorothy Zbornak’s caftan, KYLE

    Was it just me or was Adrienne the spitting image of CHARO wearing her little visor and tennis clothes? Nice plug for the Palms, also.

    I noticed Kim called Mauricio “Maurice” twice. Once during this episode and also in the preview for next week. Wonder what that’s all about or if she just can’t remember his name?

    Lastly, if the season finale of this mess is Pandora’s wedding, I am gonna go Oklahoma on someones ass.

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    Maudtherriault
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Gypsy – am I the only one who picked up the references to Toddlers and Tiaras? I actually do have two degrees which made me embarrassed to cop to loving this show and RHOBH/NY/NJ/OC. But no more! These recaps and a few “Spanglish” sized glasses of pinot are the high points of an otherwise blah winter day. Thank-you!

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    Camille, if you can’t sexy gyrate at awhile people party then where exactly do you sexy gyrate? The dressing room @ Express…I think not. No reason to waste those moves on the fat security lady behind the one way mirror.

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 4:35 am

    @tlondon – I got the same impression as you. I thought Lisa was being funny and sarcastic about Brandi and Ken. And I think her comment later when they were on the beach supports that. She kept talking about how small her bikini was, but then she made a comment that if your ass is that perfect you should show it off.

    And Brandi is a little kooky but I love her. I was under the impression that the whole xanax thing was because she was afraid to fly not because she just wanted to take them. Also, I think her comment about not seeing the love between Kim and Lisa was a sarcastic comment too. We saw it out of context, but I would bet that it was part of a back and forth playing along. Otherwise, I am sure you would have seen more outrage from the others. We saw that with the reaction for the red ferari/Ad brother thing, but not from the Lisa Ken stuff. And for the record, I bet Ad’s brother is a big douchebag with a small COCK. Is it the same brother that was holding hands with the waitress at the Palms? Douche.

    Love the video, Flipit! Too funny! I especially loved the scene where Kyle was talking to Kim and Brandi kept saying “meth.” HAHAHA! Thanks for a great recap!

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    tlondon
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 5:35 am

    @snootybootches-yes exactly! and i have to admit ken was being pretty funny. even when lisa said “get your hands off my husband” she seemed to be joking. it seems once Ken gets a break from being the Giggy holder, he might actually have a glimmer of personality. Who knew?

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    hot cawfee
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 5:49 am

    Damn– Russell’s collar is so…loose.

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 6:03 am

    @Maudtherriault, I must admit, yesterday was a very long day for me at my JOB where I stayed late at the office (over 12 hours) b/c I am currently pursuing my SECOND professional designation (in addition to several licenses, sadly only one degree but, I got a full ride to school so, that MIGHT count. It’s up to the T&T Mom’s to decide) and I saw that Candyass non-sense on Commentgasm and I lost it! I went H*a*m on probably 6 different threads, some of which I never ever watch or comment on just b/c I wanted them to keep showing up on the home page for a giggle. I am not sure if everyone here got the references since it was late EDT but man, I couldn’t resist. Did you see her second rant at comment 113? It’s a must see! Two enthusiastic thumbs up, fine Holiday fun! (So, IMHO, don’t fear being judged. You’re in fine company here)

    As for Team Brandi, I am on board. I also think Lisa and Ken were having fun with her. It seemed like production wanted to make more of it than necessary since Fail and Twitch were absent. As for Camille’s asshole, it’s not in bad shape even when next to Brandi’s younger, tighter one.

    I also have to admit I am in flove with Paul, bad hair and all. If Adrienne doesn’t want him I’ll take him and, I don’t go for older guys! I am a fat-ass, welfare check cashing, Wal-Mart greeting, sinner who needs to find God and stop hating on parents who shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. Just sayin’.

    I love this show. COCK!

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    crankyguy
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 10:05 am

    …once Ken gets a break from being the Giggy holder, he might actually have a glimmer of personality.

    That has been Ken’s sole function, hasn’t it? He has just been a valet to Giggy and footstool to Lisa. In his own house, he has less standing than a friendployee in Camille’s.

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    I watched the episode again today while eating my lunch. Hey, I didn’t have anything else downloaded and I always like to watch again after reading the recap, so get off my back! I noticed something I hadn’t noticed in the first watching. The morning after the “get off my husband” stuff when Ken and Lisa walked up to Camille and Brandi, both Ken and Lisa made an effort to bend down and give her a kiss. That tells me that they all like each other. I know Lisa wouldn’t bother if she didn’t consider her a friend. Go Brandi! And COCK!

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    stillengagedandhappy
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Camille might be an asshole, but when she’s around Brandi I notice a more relaxed (less snobbish) and generally more fun side of her. Of course, Camille seems to have done an almost 180 in her personality from last season, and I won’t lie, I’m liking her much, MUCH more (plus, nice abs!).

    As my memory recalls Brandi got wasted because she was scared to fly and mixed medicine (something to calm her nerves) with alcohol (never good, look at Kim, oops!. Brandi may be kind of ditzy and “slutty,” but she seems pretty laid back and doesn’t seem to instigate conflict. In fact, she does seem to really want to make friends with the other girls, and I thought she did a great job with Kim at the White People Party (where Kyle had to create drama and center the whole thing around herself, once again).

    As far as I’m concerned, Kyle HAS to take a jab at Brandi every time her name comes up. She can’t help herself, if it’s not about her, she can’t handle it! She is a snobby mean-girl narcissist! She has A LOT of nerve calling Brandi out for being rude when Kyle herself is constantly making snide remarks and trash talking about Brandi (and others, like Mr.Toad and her sister, and possibly to the press), expecially since Brandi’s tried hard to be nice to her (I would have told the bitch to fuck off).She was also jealous over Brandi’s skimpy beach threads that Kyle couldn’t pull off that naturally she had to be obnoxious about it. If Kyle had a nice bod, I guarentee you she’d be flaunting it like crazy, then accuse others of being catty. And those faces she was making when Kim was kissing Toady, you know, probably not 20 minutes after Mauricio slobbered on Kyle (so fake and for the cameras)..ugh. Can’t. Stand. That. Woman.

    More Paul please (and Mauricio shirtless, though he can be muted).

    Count me as another one who doesn’t buy that Taylor has EVER been abused! As a victim of abuse myself, and having worked with/known other victims of domestic violence, I am not seeing any of the signs. Yeah, I know every case is unique and not everyone behaves the same, but there are usually consistant signs. Taylor is a terrible actress and incredibly inconsistant. She’s not a victim and never was, in my humble opinion, but Kennedy is a victim of a neglectful, fame hungry mother. I really want to see some fallout from Taylor’s bullshit on the reunion. I think the viewers deserve it. She’s so vile. But I’m sure she’s blowing a producer or something (or maybe Bravo is afraid of getting sued) so it will all be her melodramatic (with Kyle trying to joining in) slanderous viewpoint that will be promoted.

    *sorry for any typos guys, sick with the flu!

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    Buffy
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    i’m only on page 3 of the recap, but OMG FLIPIT! is Kim Richards the best thing that could have happened to you or what?? Every time you say anything about her it is absolutely hysterical!! I love it! thanks!

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    Robinez
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    I always love your recaps and this was no exeption! Going the extra mile with the video while dealing with the site mess is appreciated bunches!

    My husband had webbed toes, too. Everybody always asked him if he swam better. Do folks ask you that? His response was always “how would I know”?

    I am so glad that they are showing Failor for the awful piece of human waste that she is. Especially the lying game in the limo after they were kicked out of the party. He knew. He knew what she did, he looked hurt and she looked “how the fuck am I gonna spin this to make me look good”?

    I got a Kindle for Christmas and I just finished “House of Hilton”. The dynamics, attitude, mean girl, and the power struggles between the Richards girls are so clear now after reading the book. The house stealing thing wasn’t the first time this has happened with that family either.

    The book wasn’t a classic, of course, but it was a fun read while learning about the kindle; and it did answer alot of the questions that I had about the Richard’s Dad and his role in their upbringing. It seems Kyle and Kim have been on different sides of the fence in regard to his financial efforts; Kim seems to think that she fed the family..As I said interesting. The second half of the book was about the original Hiltons and I enjoyed it more. It talked about the old gaurd. Topics included Liz Taylor, Za Za,..how the fortune was made.

    The only way that it will look ok to me for Bravo to show Russell at the lowest point in his life is if they hang Failor while doing it.

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    Chely
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    Not that this has anything to do with the recap, BUT am I the only one who is a little freaked out by Kyle’s stumpy little fingers? Has anyone else noticed? Just me? Ok then.

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    tlondon
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 12:53 am

    @chely@ oh oh oh my god, NO! i notice every single damn week, especially since she is always doing that weird little brush her fingers throught the front of her hair thing, know which gesture i mean?

    and those ginormous rings she is always wearing sure dont help camouflage them any. kyle has old lady hands. like, old OLD lady hands. I dont get these women. They spend a metric butt-ton of money on making their face, hair, body look ever younger but the hands give you away every time, bizzatch!

    Paul needs to open up his autobody basement shop and start experimenting with some kind of botoxy/lasery/fillery/sandpaper treatment for younger looking hands. Either that or Kyle needs to start wearing gloves all the time.

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    Buffy
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 1:34 am

    @Chely and @tiondon ME TOO! grosses me out.
    Also, Brandi definitely made it clear that she took the Xanax because she doesn’t like to fly, i don’t think she has a problem at all.
    I also think that Ken was getting his chew all sitchy-ated, not cleaning his teeth.
    And i am a gay woman, but i also think Paul is adorable and i agree that he seems real and adult.
    I can’t help but think that Mauricio is gossipy and catty like Kyle, at least to a degree because there is no way anyone that isn’t could overlook it to the degree that they would have to in order to be down with Kyle.Plus i noticed in a scene this week or last week a glimmer in his eye when there was some mean girls shit going down.

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 4:52 am

    Me too! Her hands AND her feet! They are just stumpy and square and really unattractive! Every time I see the opening of the show when she talks about being the luckiest and they show her in that god awful flag jumper laying on the bed, I almost gag because of her nasty feet!

    And total agreement here on the Paul yumminess. I would totally do him before Mauricio. Mauri gives off a sleezy vibe even if he is handsome.

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    Chely
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 6:33 am

    Yay!! I’m not alone! See, this is why I love being a part of the gasmii.:)And @tiondon, I was gonna say exactly the same thing about those huge chunky rings she wears!! Definitely not doing her any favors.

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    crankyguy
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 8:42 am

    I haven’t noticed Vyle’s stub fingers, but both mrs crankyguy and I have noticed time and again, that when she is walking away, and the camera is zoomed in on her to accentuate her man legs and brute gait, that we think we are watching a tranny struttin’ down the road.

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    kthxbai
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 9:12 am

    I actually like Brandi but she needs a sandwich on an emergency basis.

    Plus I also want to add my vote that unlike the rest of them Lisa is actually witty and is totally just messing around about acting jealous just like she does about only doing it on Xmas and his birthday. For these reasons:

    1) They’ve been married for about 30 yrs and even just from TV I can tell you Lisa’s the kind of girl that would put up with somebody cheating on her for about 30 seconds.

    3) Ken’s actually the 1 with the $ so if he wasn’t still madly in love and having fun doing everything with Lisa, including doing Lisa, he would’ve dumped her stuffed pink satin ass a long time ago.

    2) Even if they’re single or unhappily married, unless they’re way crazier than Ken is and in a creepy non-silent farting way, men that age don’t really want to fuck girls that could be their granddaughter, specially when their pics are getting put up as thinspiration on AnaMia sites.

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Robinez @ 43 you are on FIRE this week!

    Agreed!

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    We were right about Lisa and Brandi. This came in the Bravo newsletter today:

    The Odd Couple
    Lisa found Brandi to be a breath of fresh air on the Hawaii trip.

    “Brandi was the perfect foil for my humor. She was playfully trying to wind me up, flirting with Ken, and really it was a much welcomed reprieve from all the drama we had endured… But it would be foolish for you to think that there was a remote possibility of this group managing to spend three days together without some sort of altercation.„
    Posted By: Lisa Vanderpump
    On: Lisa Vanderpump’s Blog, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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    tlondon
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    I agree about Lisa. Despite the “bitch edit” she got earlier in the season, i would be willing to bet she is the only one of these bitches that tells it like it is. She seems BH fake-ish, but not in a “fake” way. If that makes sense.

    She is the only one of these “women” I feel I could go out for drinks with and even if we ended up at the trashiest roadside dive around, she would have a good time. And I wouldnt feel I had to watch my mouth or lift my pinky while slamming Jager-bombs.

    I think she is rather classy, yet would have no problem slumming it once in a while, talking shit and saying COCK, eating peanuts and throwing the shells on the floor.

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    Robinez
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    @kthxbai,

    Oh Dear, I see that you dropped your COCK! I wouldn’t do this normally but since we are fellow Gasmii and I kinda like you, I will be happy to pick your COCK up for you.

    COCK!