RHOBH Reunion Part 3: Drowning in Fail

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   Flipit
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 2:36 am

   Hey! So a couple of things. I read that fail claimed Russ threw her, the couple and their dog into the pool. Lol! I don’t know how I missed that, but I understand why lisa was looking away in pain. Also, did fail accuse b of slashing tires before or after b made nasty book comments? These are things I think about at two am. Lol.

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   ihatecindy
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 4:48 am

   My favorite Reunion-Part-THREE ‘scene’ involved Brandi offering Ken a cure for his excess flatulence. No, it wasn’t Beano….! She even shuddered as she told Bobble she, “Loved everrrrrrythiiiiinnnnnnng,” about Ken!!! I loved the cut immediately to Lisa enshrined in a navy-blue Scarlett O’Hara drapery complete with chandelier prisms. Foreshadowing of next season, me thinks? Love your recaps and usually am a non-viewer as I rely on you to provide me with comic relief…My thanks and can’t wait for next seasons EIGHT Part Reunion!

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   notwithoutmytv
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 5:16 am

   Kim: “I stopped watching because I didn’t recognize myself.”

   Andy: “Well! I have a tape of the Sur episode RIGHT HERE!!! Wanna watch!??”

   Kim: “…. …. …. yes…….”

   Andy: “Good.”

   “Good.” That fucking wonky-eyed little weasel PRICK said “good”.

   Do you feel kind of used today, Kim? Like maybe Andy Cohen made you Bravo’s whore? Because oh boy, that’s exactly what happened. Bravo fucked you and left $25 on the nightstand.

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   PlathAddict
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 5:24 am

   Wait! Did Taylor say Russel beat up a guy causing thousands of dollars worth of injuries and then threw him, his wife, Taylor, and their dog in the pool? Is Russel the Incredible Hulk? Also, she managed to convince this guy not to press charges? And this is the first we are hearing of it? Why didn’t this couple come forward when she first started making the rounds on tv saying that he abused her? Russel was already dead so the couldn’t possibly be afraid of him drowning their dog.
   It also seems very odd that the couple wouldn’t have gotten a restraining order or at least sued for medical damages. Did they tell the hospital that the guy fell down the stairs so that the hospital wouldn’t have a record of an assault?
   THIS is a woman who wants to be a voice for victims of Domestic Violence? You know, I don’t get offended easily. I watch reality TV so my tolerance is pretty high. But, damned if I wasn’t outraged listening to her recount that crap last night.

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   PlathAddict
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 5:32 am

   Of course I’m going to hell because as outraged as I was, I was also laughing at the visual image of Russel jumping out of the bushes and then beating up three people and their dog and throwing all of them in the pool.

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   tvsnarkeling
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 5:33 am

   Finally it’s over! I will miss the quick recapping, thanks. Most of this episode was Fail and the sisters. About Fail – she can say anything about her marriage because who is going to challenge her without looking aggressive. Sometimes I think she went to the women shelter and collected stories to use in her book. When Cam confronted her at the tea party, why did she run straight home and tell Russy? I could go on and on. What a twisted soul.

   The sisters – It did seem Kim was on something, very guarded. Why did Kyle want her on the show when she knew she had a problem?” Somethings should be private???” You are on a reality show!! The script is your life. Then they take it out on Brandi when the entire view audience see Kim’s behavior. Take responsibility for something. They are both twits.

   Bravo – Dear Bravo, I love my HWs, but you need to establish qualifications to be HW. All jobs have one. The only one I propose is that the salary from the show is not there only source of income. I don’t want to see broke ass women. When You drop your standard, you will drop your viewing audience.

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   PlathAddict
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 5:38 am

   OMG I’m really cracking myself up with my mental image of “Russell the angry Pool Hurler!” I wish I could draw so that I could share that image with you!

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   Margo
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:03 am

   Thanks a bazillion, Flippit, or maybe Twenty five thousand…

   You’re worth more than that million dollar lollipop holde anyway.

   My heart bleeds for Twitch, can’t help it. I like her. I want her well and I know Flippit is right, she may not be drunk in this interview but she’s heavily medicated. I believe she does have high anxiety, and maybe talk therapy would be more beneficial than burying all her fears under the calming effect of the drugs. Just, Go Twitch! that’s all I’ve got to say.

   Brandi was treated badly from the start because they knew she was sent from on high to shake things up. Brandi is not innocent here. But, she also didn’t exactly deserve all the looking down their noses at her that went on and still does. I like that Brandi shook things up. I don’t think I’d go so far as to say that I like Brandi.

   Adrienne was the biggest disappointmet in my opinion. She allowed herself to feel her esteem and status were threatened by Lisa a went bonkers. Exposed some nasty ways that no one would have expected from her. Shame.

   Kyle was the same and no different in my eyes, ridiculously jealous of younger, thinner women, and mean to Twitch. Yes, just plain ole mean and there’s no excuse in the world for an adult woman not to know that you can’t help another adult but acting like you’re going to force them to bend to your will and answer to you like they are your charge, even if you feel that’s what they are.

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   featherhead
   Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:26 am

   I also read that people who have Failor’s book say that in it she says that she layed on the bed and massaged her dislocated jaw back into place, yet on the reunion it was “she popped it back in place on the toilet bowl”. If you’re going lie, you better keep track!
   Oh, and the incredable hunk beat up three people and the dog, yet no one pressed charges and the man had to get verneers (and what ever other crap she was spewing), yet (again) this was the same couple who were getting married? So the groom was all kinds of f’d up at his wedding, but to save Failor and poor poor Kennedy – he kept his mouth (full of new toofs) shut? How does he look in his wedding pics?

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:38 am

    I feel like I blacked out three minutes into this thing. I HATE FAILOR WITH ALL OF MY BEING! Vyle Richards is a very close second.

    That’s all I have for now.

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:52 am

    I think Twitch’s saying “the doctor gave me the medicine right there in his office” before game night translates to “I stopped at Liquor Barn for a bottle of marshmallow Smirnov and drank it in the parking lot before heading over to game night.”

    I don’t think this rehab stint is going to take, either. All the things she says she regrets were done by “someone she doesn’t recognize”. That doesn’t sound like taking responsibility to me.

    And Dana ain’t too bright, is she? I thought maybe she was getting the stoopid edit, but no… that’s really her.

    Also, Russel abused Fail about every 6 weeks? What’d he do, have “beat Taylor” scheduled in his iPhone’s calendar?

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    TWhit
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:07 am

    @Plath…I actually missed that part last night, and I’m kinda glad, because when I came barreling into the room 15 minutes late…having my sister re-inact “Pool Gate” was AWESOME. “Russell was peeeeeeeeepin’ in the bushes, see…..”

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:11 am

    Dana is from that wonderful town , Methuen, MA. You know where CT and the Bad Girl twins are from. I’m telling you man, there’s something in the water or, that place is a Superfund site.

    So glad this is over. I can’t take anymore.

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    mere2142
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:11 am

    This was SO hard to watch. Fail just sickens me and I have such a difficult time believing anything she says. The stories she tells seem so utterly ridiculous. I’m with Plath, giggling at the image of Russell taking on three adults and a dog. It’s disturbing to watch this woman in action, taking about popping her jaw back into place in one moment to joking with Paul the next. And I think she said a dozen times that she gained ten pounds. Does anyone care?

    Ugh Kimmy. I loved her so much but last night was so hard. She is clearly very heavily medicated and can hardly form a sentence. I will admit that my rehab knowledge is solely based on watching Celebrity Rehab and Intervention, but it seems like the softball questions Bobble was lobbing her about her rehab are things that are addressed on day one of the program yet she was struggling to answer the simplest of questions.

    I hate to say it, but I’m looking forward to Tamra and Vicki’s nonsense this season on the OC and getting back to the ridiculousness that the housewives should be. The BH cast has too many real issues begin exploited for entertainment and it’s so hard to watch.

    I think Brandi, Lisa and Ken should get a spinoff (okay maybe Paul too). That’s some shit I could watch!

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    shantigal
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:13 am

    I knew she said drown DING. Thanks for the confirmation flip. Dumb bitch.

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    mere2142
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:20 am

    And why was Kim holding into her purse during her interview with Bobble? I don’t know why, but I was fixated on it. Wasn’t there a PA backstage who could have held onto it for her?

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    S-Natch
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:35 am

    @tvsnarkling – you may be on to something with your speculation that Fail went to a women’s shelter and collected stories for her book. Or, more likely, her ghost writer did.

    Dana said her mother was poor and her father was very rich and at one point while she was still young she moved to NYC to live with her ultra-rich pappy. Apparently that scarred her. Cry me a river.

    Fail sucks as a human being and her “story” is hurting way more abused women than it is helping (which is exactly zero). What a waste of sperm.

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    PlathAddict
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:45 am

    @TWhit, in my mind Russell yells, “and your little dog too!” Just as he throws the fiance and dog into the pool.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:50 am

    @Plath you’re having a helluva good time aren’t you LOL!

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    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:54 am

    @ mere2142: “And why was Kim holding into her purse during her interview with Bobble?” That kept distracting me, too. My two sisters who are nurses call out “Psych Patient!” when they see someone clutching their purse too tightly (or a baby doll or a stuffed dog, etc.). The voice in my head yelled “Psych Patient!” at Kim last night, I guess rightfully so.

    Though it’s my favorite franchise, I’m glad BH is over for the season – it’s been exhausting…

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    mere2142
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:58 am

    @Wilma – my friends theory was that she gained weight in rehab and was trying to cover herself with the purse bit I think you and your sisters might be on to something.

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    PlathAddict
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 8:04 am

    @Gypsy, since I already know I’m going to hell, I might as well enjoy myself

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 8:47 am

    @Gypsy: Holy handjob; maybe Methuen IS a Superfund site! Somebody ought to go all Erin Brockovich on that Methuen sitch, because you’re probably onto something big.

    I bet MTV would settle out of court for a nice sum if you threatened to shut off their supply of Methuen-flavored fuckwaffles.

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 8:51 am

    I so hope some one on the Innerwebz does an animated short of Russell the Pool Hurler.

    “RUSSEL MAD!!! RUSSEL’S BUISNESS IS RUSSEL’S!!! YOU GO SWIM NOW!!! RRRWWWOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 8:53 am

    “DOG TRY SUE RUSSEL!!! DOG SWIM TOO!!! AAAARRRROOAAAARRRRR!”

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    Ollybeau
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 8:56 am

    @mere2142- That was my theory too. She was feeling insecure about her slight weight gain and was trying to hide her midsection.
    But I wish Kim had the self-awareness to realize that purse clutching is not exactly the most convincing sign of sobriety.

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    lindaw205
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:06 am

    You know, the more Fail runs her mouth, the less credible she sounds. I bet even people who defended her in the beginning are now scratching their heads and saying “WTF?”. It infuriates me that she’s holding herself up as an unofficial spokesperson for the abused. And shame on Bravo.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:11 am

    @ Plath, I’m with ya girl, I’m headeded there on a Rocketship myself. You are a riot though!

    @notwithoutmytv-It could be, right? Though, I think Travolta would be better (from A Civil Action) since Woburn isn’t that far away from Methuen. Maybe it seeped all the way from Rocco’s dump. Ahhh I love my overactive imagination. But in truth, there really is not other reasonable explination for that high of a level of concentration of idiots in that town showing up on all these reality shows. Just imagine the residents who live there who aren’t on a reality show! *SMH*

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    labowner
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 10:08 am

    Anyone else take a rape shower after last nights episode? Geez. I don’t understand all the “care and concern” about Kim, yet Taylor is off so many deep ends, it’s like Bravo is just waiting for her to hang herself. Oh oops

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 10:32 am

    @labowner, I could have but I don’t remember since I blacked out from rage at 9:03pm EDT on the dot.

    Oops

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    featherhead
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 10:55 am

    I thought by the way Ad was jumping out of her seat that Dana was sporting a pair of Maloof Hoof’s. Those shoes were soo freaking stupid and Ad was just as stupid pointing them out! Now if Brandi was wearing them it would have been a whole nother story! Failor would have fake cried about those shoes hurting DV victims by the dozens.
    I think Twitch was clutching her purse cause that’s where she hid the drugs! There was no way she was letting it out of her sight.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 11:01 am

    @featherhead either that or she had Marcellus Wallace’s soul in there. Ya never know.

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    classy drunk
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 11:10 am

    I love how these girls go into the reunions thinking they are going to show everyone how this person is and that person is and the person without an agenda normally comes out looking like the better person. Yes Ad. I am talking to you.

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    sardini
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Twitch mentions her anxiety medication, but refers to more antidepressant type drugs (which are also used for the sucker punch combo of depression and anxiety). She fails to leave out a few other key drugs I suspect she’s on, like xanax, ativan, klonopin, valium and other benzos. I’d also bet my money there are a few pain killers mixed in there, too. I think the alcohol is used to intensify the effect, not just drinking for the love of booze.

    The Russell imagery is hi-goddamn-larious. I’m dying to hear from Russell’s ex!

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    There was no “care and concern” for Kim last night. They exploited the living crap out of her. Bringing that tape and asking her to watch it?

    I’ve seen care and concern before, and it looked nothing like what Bravo did.

    I don’t have much use for Kim or her problems, but if you’re going to make her the center ring of your freak circus, don’t make concerned face while you’re doing it, Andy.

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    kczar
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Oh, it ain’t over yet! They’re showing a lost footage episode Thursday. I think we’ll see Camille hiding in the bathroom during Brandi’s party.

    I felt so sorry for Kim. One day out of rehab and being asked a bunch of questions about behavior she didn’t even remember. I think she was holding onto the purse like a security blanket. If she does have panic disorder and anxiety, she probably needs that so she doesn’t run screaming from the room.

    I thought I couldn’t hate Taylor more. I was wrong. I had a meeting with all the abused women in the world. They took a vote. They don’t want her as their spokesperson. They said thank you, though.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Twitch looked like Frank the Tank when Stiffler hit him in the neck with the blow dart tranquilizer at the pool party in Old School. That shit was not pretty.

    And was Kyle paying homage to the King of Pop in that sequined jacket number? I would love to tell her to “Just BEAT IT!” I’m sure Kim felt the same.

    I came too when those Twitchard sisters were at bat and I was like, “We’re going to go out like this?” WTF! No one needed that. Not me, not Twitch, not America.

    Thank you for all of your hard work, time and especially the laughs Flip! Ah-Mah-zing!

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    Sunshine
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    @plath, thanks for the “and your little dog too!”. I needed that today. It’s been a long week & it’s only Tuesday! Now, I keep imagining Russell rubbing his hands together & possibly twirling his handlebar mustache. Good times, good times

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    Flipit
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    LOL @ The Hulk. I was depressed after watching, so I made a video mocking Kim’s interview to make myself feel better. Check it out: http://youtu.be/-kx0hriVupg

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    We Don't Care
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    Flipit, I will miss you, Darhhhling. I really am unsure if I will be able to watch any of the Housewives franchises,after this season of the Beverly Hill Psychopath (meaning you Taylor) I am completely pissed at Failed-Lip Enhancement and that cocked prick, Andy Cohen, I need time to regroup. If I don’t watch the RHBH next season. I will stop by (with a glass of booze) for your recaps, they are better and way more entertaining. You are fabulous, Flipit! and I love you…and I would let you nearly drown me and my dog in a pool any day.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    I’m just waiting for the dog’s book to come out. Or, at the very least, an exclusive with US Weekly.

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    We Don't Care
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    Flipit, I will miss you, Darhhhling. I really am unsure if I will be able to watch any of the Housewives franchises, after this season of the Beverly Hill Psychopath (meaning you Taylor). I am completely pissed off at Failed-Lip Enhancement and that cocked prick, Andy Cohen, I need time to regroup. If I don’t watch the RHBH next season. I will stop by (with a glass of booze) for your recaps, they are better and way more entertaining. You are fabulous, Flipit! and I love you…and I would let you go all Incredible Hunk on me and my dog, anytime.

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    MadHatter
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    Okay…I have never read any of your recaps before. You are seriously funny. I laughed my a** off reading this. Well done.

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    WhiteTrashGal
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    “Those editors did Brandi no favors. She came off as classless squealy white trash, and she’s still the hero of the season compared to you hags.”

    Brandi is our icon! She does us proud!

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    featherhead
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    @gypsy, lmao at Beat it! And as soon as Dana said where she was from I totally thought of you (and CT of course).
    @Flipit thank you for the video, I freaking loved it
    @MadHatter-you should read RHBH by Flipit from the beginning of the season, the man is a genius!

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    crankyguy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Favorite gag in the whole recap: Also, he put nanny cams in all the rooms of their house and even in Fail’s car! Well she’s changed her name like ten times. There’s abuse and there’s wanting to know who the fuck you married. It’s a hard knock thinking you’re gonna get free Fords to drive your whole life only to find out you married a Joker faced psycho without a bike to her name.

    How would Russell find the time to listen to all those tapes to find something worthy of beating Taylor? Seems like it would be a full-time job.

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    maryedith
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    Flipit! “Spoiler alert — she’sstillabitch.” You are SO AWESOME.

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    Buffy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    Frustrating to watch Kim all loaded talking about how great it is to be sober. Seemed to me like there was some tension between Kim and Kyle. Kyle seemed to be looking at Kim with the disgust of someone watching someone slur about how great it is to be sober.

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    P
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Flipit, not only do you have the most clever titles for your recaps, but you beyond deliver the best recaps ever! I agree, have been so sucked into the RHBH vortex of crazy that it will take some time to detox from the show. What a wild ride last night’s episode delivered. From the humor of seeing Camille’s and Brandi’s wtf looks during Fail’s bs story of the pool and the polygraph (Did Russel take her to Polygraphs-R-Us?) story, to the buzz-kill and very uncomfortable Vile and Twitch encounter-wow! One more thought, how come Fail didn’t include the pool story in her book, no names, the witnesses can’t come forward, Russell’s dead and can’t hurt them.

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    Robinez
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    So everybody gave Lisa a bunch of shit the whole reunion, and not once did Bobblehead throw her a question about her season that wasn’t a hardball question. The rest got a “we recieved a twitter from the old man from Nantucket that asked “Why do you seem so deep this season?”

    He never asked her about the wedding, or anything that gave her a platform to talk about anything other than to respond to the hurls thrown at her. I am mad about how she was treated at this reunion. She didn’t deserve it.

    Thanks for the cap flipit < 3

    Robin

    Robin

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    Robinez
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    COCK!

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    LAC
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Jaysus…what a fucking mess. Bless you, Flipit, for doing a bang up job. Plath, I am with you about the reaction to Russell’s ass-kicking, dog kicking beating story. I wonder if Fail was watching a Bruce Willlis movie to get that story. Because only in those movies do a dog and three people get beat up and thrown into a pool by ONE man. I am surprised that Russell didn’t leap over a fence and run in slow motion, while the house blew up behind him…Of course, he will in Fail’s movie about her life.

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    PlathAddict
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    I am so happy to know that my road to hell will be filled with funny people along the way. That was my only real concern about my eminent road to fire and brimstone.

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    indcolts1813
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    Dana has got to be the most annoying person ever. She starts out with a story about how she grew up poor and then worked her way through college and life and now has tons of money and that’s why she brags about it. But then she goes on to say that her dad was rich and she went to one of the best private schools in the country (presumably on his dime). How is that making your own way through life? Ridiculous. Plus, I’m pretty sure the money has to be from the fiance…there’s no way she could afford stuff like that from party planning. Maybe it was from her horrible, rich father.

    Failor is…wow. No words. I understand I am a bad person for my disbelief, but quite frankly, none of her actions – EVER – have indicated that she is/was an abused person. I really think she got the idea after she faked her way through that abused women’s poker game event last season. Brandi’s right – talking about a dead man when he’s not there to defend himself is creepy.

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    Lola says
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Ughhh this whole season & this last piece of the reunion made me scream “stop trying to make me feel feelings, Bravo!” abuse is a bummer… Fake abuse, even more so. We all know Kennedy is the real demonic one & since russ is always so tied up now, why not have him take the fall?

    As of of dem rhony bitches would say, Kyle would go to the opening of an envelope if it meant she gets to play victim on camera, that silly ho

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Flipit, I loved loved loved your video recap! Thank you!!!

    If I were a cynical person I would say Dame Andy got a bit concerned and rushed Fail through her ridiculous ad-lib Hulkamania poolside edition rendition. My cynic might think to justify airing a show filmed just before a tragic suicide the angle is the victim was Failor and the show saved her life. Fail revealing massive plot holes does not help the image.

    Except for Flip’s genius I find the whole Kim addiction dull as dishwater. She’s a drunk, now she’s back. Yawn. Vyle just wants more screen time and I had to laugh at the timing. She COINCIDENTALLY came out of rehab just a day after filming the reunion… but they got her anyway and forced a sit-down! As much as her slurring and stammering (even more Flipit’s) amuse me, I hope she didn’t sign a contract yet for season three and can retire finally from the brutalities of reality tv.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 12:13 am

    You know how Russell knocked all those people in the pool? He clotheslined them.

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    Shana
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 4:27 am

    The “Russel was spying on me” seemed stupid to me, how do we know that it wasn’t someone else spying on Russel”?–Failor seemed to just assume the tape recorders were meant for her. Bet she wishes she could change it to my version; it fits the “he was murdered” conspiracy version better. I couldn’t believe how vyle and twitch kept attempting to use “it is private” as a way not to answer certain questions. Things that happen off camera can remain private, but if you have a screaming match on tv, then private is no longer a viable option. I also felt that Twitch seemed very hesitant with her answers–these question (ex:’why will this time work when the other times didn’t?’) must have been gone over several times in in-patient therapy.
    I thought it was weird how Twitch didn’t seem to know Vyle was there, coming in for the interview. She seemed genuinely surprised to see her when Vyle walked in. Or at least like it was the first time she had seen her that day. Add that to all of Twitch’s sarcastic remarks to Vyle, and the sisters no longer seem to be as forgiving toward each other as they make out to be.

    The first time I ever saw Vyle was on Paris’s show (the season where Nicole and Paris kind of went their own ways, I think; I only watched one episode of the show). Kyle came over to swim with Paris. I believe it was before Portia was born. In any case, Kyle’s body was rockin and not the bag of bulge it is today. She was wearing an EXTREMELY provocative bikini. Her whole ‘modesty/slut/tiny bathing suite’ comments aimed at Brandi are all bullshit.

    If everything happened the way Failor said it had happened, then more people would have known. If one could believe the nonsense that it happened in the first place (and why would she be afraid of living on the streets, and therefore didn’t press charges, if the couple just said they would help her and Kennedy get situated), and believe that she convinced them not to press charges, then there is no way that they wouldn’t have told other people. From the sound of it, all ‘rumors’ of abuse came from Failor. Just because the couple (if they exist) didn’t press charges, doesn’t mean they aren’t going to tell someone else. Even if she asked them to keep silent about it. There is no way that they all got beat up or whatever, and this is the first BH is hearing about it. I wish that just one person would get up and say they “SAW” the supposed abuse, and not have it all just be hearsay from Failor.

    I believe that Russ had a mean temper. I believe that there are men who hit their wives in private, and in places that are not visibly seen by others. I believe that there is a major problem of DV in the world, and many of the cases take place in secret. I just don’t think Failor, specifically, is the correct poster child for this, considering she is a liar, put her kid in unnecessary danger (I don’t hear anyone saying that he threatened to kill her if she left, or that he would try and take Kennedy from her), and basically is a fucked up wackadoo.

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    Shana
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 4:39 am

    Lisa, whether you like her or not, for all her supposed ego, is the only housewife–as far as I can tell–who has enough self-awareness and humility to see a quality or action within herself that she regrets, and then changes her behavior for the better (and not just to get a nicer rep from the public, *cough, Shlemiel, cough*, or just pretend to change, *cough, mean Richard sisters, cough*, or make herself a victim so people will forgive her and she won’t have to change, *cough, failor, cough*).

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    kczar
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 8:34 am

    @Shana, I agree. I hate not believing someone who says they were abused. It’s something dv victims have dealt with for decades. Failor hurts every one of these people (not just women; men can and are abused, too) by making up obvious lies, or at least exaggerations. Please Bobble Andy, don’t bring her back. But if you do, make sure she has a horrible edit.

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    caligal
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 8:37 am

    Fail and Coach should get together and tell stories at parties…ass-eating pygmies vs. ninja-style attempted drownings.

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    polk8dot
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Vyle lived up to the full potential of her nick name, throughout the whole reunion. Vomit!
    Ad is a nasty rich spoiled twit, dumb and jealous, and not even clever enough to be able to cover her own heinous personality.
    Kim is a narcissist who will blame everyone and everything for her own faults, problems and failings for the rest of her life. Like many addicts she is not willing, though I think completely able, to change her ways. Why should she? It’s worked out for her great so far. Everyone is taking care of her, her kids, her problems. Why should she curtail her fun in life in order to actually shoulder RESPONSIBILITY? What a stupid idea! ( snark, urggghh)

    Faylor is in the league all of her own. She is a pathological liar who lies as she breathes; makes up the lies on the fly; changes her stories as the situation may suit her, and then blames everyone else for abusing her in pointing out the obvious BS. She has a rotten soul and a hollow heart. Like a true psychopath she cares about nothing and nobody but herself. It only amazes me that there are so many media outlets who give her a chance to disseminate her lies, without any due diligence, without one challenge to her BS stories. I wish one of them would grow a pair and actually went after her with a vengeance, e.g. Nancy Grace, and you know the rest would follow.
    Faylor is a walking, breathing EVIL personified! Her stories, her fantasies of abuse, her cutting remarks and her TV appearances, make me physically sick to my stomach. I am not used to such vileness of characted, such moral rot, such in-your-face happiness and satisfaction with the heinousness of her own actions and words, and such unapologetic shirking of any responsibility and reality. There is so much more she deserves to hear about herself, but it actually makes me ill to think about her anymore, so here is my farewell to her:
    Faylor, you are a TRUE MONSTER. You are EVIL. What goes around comes around, sooner or later, bitch! Know that!

    Flip, thank you for a wonderful fun this season – you took what was expectedly a total unmitigated disaster, and thru your snarky genius turned it into a pallatable, acceptable, and highly appreciated entertainment. I salute you! I will not be back to the housewives again; Bravo has clearly killed the franchise for me with the travesty this season of RHOBH became; any entertainment value is clearly outbalanced by the ‘ick’ and the ‘OMG, Why???’ factors. And I will miss your humor, just like J-Mo’s and HoneyGangsta’s. Take care, and all the same best to all the commenters. It was a real pleasure to read/listen to you all, and to see that intelligence and the pursuit of truth are not dead yet.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Failor is a Slut Pig! No really: http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/727497/the-challenge-battle-of-the-exes-ct-and-diem.jhtml#id=1677727

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Here’s the correct link: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/02/taylor-armstrong-affair-with-married-attorney-john-bluher

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    labowner
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Aha ha ha ha ha – thank you Gypsy for that great find. Oh the lawyers are going to have a field day with this one. Let’s see how she plays this off on Russell as well.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Conflict of interest much? Moral and ethical obligation in question? I motion to make Failor the Biggest ASSHOLE of RHOBH, thusly superceding Camille. I’m not joking. I. HATE. THIS. CUNT.

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    sheesh
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Taylor needs an Oran “juice: Jones talking to.

    “I saw you (and him) talking by the poooolhoohool”

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    labowner
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Gypsy that is two professionals with have tossed their moral and ethical values (if they had any) to be with this whore. Wonder if she gives good head with those lips?

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    I think she takes her teef out before she goes down on HER victims. No scraping must be her secret. Lord knows she has no gag reflex since she can unhinge her anaconda jaw.

    Let’s see how soon she can get this guys to off himself. (I am awful, I am well aware)

    This is a truly silly question but after all of that plastic surgery why did she ignore the obvious and elect NOT to have a nose job? Nose FAIL!

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    TWhit
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    @Sheesh…come help me clean the gum off my monitor that I spit out reading your comment.

    And I agree, Flipit, you are the STAR, my friend. You made watching this show so much for fun – there wasn’t an episode that I didn’t think “I cannot WAIT to see what he does with this!”

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    @Sheesh: Then meet me in the “Wellness room” so you can help me change my absorbent undergarment. After I had that prostatectomy, the harder I laugh, the more incontinent I become. Maybe you had better bring me some dry pants, too. And maybe a shirt. And some clothes for the coworker who sits next to me.

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    maryedith
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    @Gypsy, that link is priceless. I love how it manages to paint Taylor as some kind of victim yet again. Because of Kennedy she doesn’t want to look like “the other woman.” As if anyone does! And her friends think she’s in a vulnerable position right now so they don’t like him much. I’m sure his WIFE’S friends are thinking somewhat the same thing! Finally, “she’s told a handful of friends.” So…who will get sued for mentioning this affair on camera next season?

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    LAC
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Sheesh – no you di’int!!!

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    Buffy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    @lindaw205 “You know, the more Fail runs her mouth, the less credible she sounds. I bet even people who defended her in the beginning are now scratching their heads and saying “WTF?”.” -I did,. and I am.

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    realhousewivesfan
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    this was ridiculous! Dana is for sure not returning. Thank god. Kim could appear as a friend of the show, Film scenes as “kyle’s sister” considering Kim is gone for most the show. Let Go of Taylor, that girl
    needs to get her life together and not film a show. Her story has been told and is done. season 3 needs to be lighter, add Brandi as a cast member and 1 newer housewife would be interesting too.

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    Buffy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Brandi should definitely be a cast member. Hasn’t she been on every episode anyway? She’s real, i love her.

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    sheesh
    Posted February 16, 2012 at 5:35 am

    @TVWhit
    Are you telling me that your gum left you for the monitor?
    You need to handle that noise. Now.
    Imma gonna tell you how. Come close.

    Fuck that piece of slore gum…
    Just take that gum and THROW IT IN THE POOL!
    Then throw the monitor IN THE POOL!
    Then smash a couple of the keys on your keyboard. The V, the G, that DAMN Q key…I hate that Q “Oh why don’t you pay attention more to me?” Because you are a Q! Then throw the keyboard IN THE POOL!

    Whoawhoawhoa..but you’re not done.
    Grab hold of that mouse over there doing nothing and throw it INTO THE POOL!
    Don’t worry about the gum. Slore doesn’t have anywhere else to go, it’ll come back.
    Guaranteed.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 16, 2012 at 6:58 am

    I think FAIL phoned that one in herself. She’s still desireable, men can’t help be fawn over her, the victim. But SHE, The DV Superhero, must draw a line for Kennedy, for DV! You can break my jaw but, you can’t take my FREEDOM!

    Everytime I think this bitch has worn me to a nub I read something even more appalling than the last story and I lose it. God forgive me, I hope she falls off a cliff. Sorry Sheesh & Plath you two are hysterical but, forget the damn pool she needs to fall off the south Rim of the Grand Canyon; Travis Pistrana style.

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    AmyOops
    Posted February 24, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Sadly, yes.

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    Surly Girly
    Posted February 27, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    I can’t believe I came across this site after the season ended! I am *in love* … Went back and read every recap since the first episode of Season One and laughed ’til I literally cried – my dogs don’t know what to make of it. You are genius, flipit – what a rare find! Looking forward to next season even more, now.

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    Flipit
    Posted February 27, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    Thanks Surly!! So glad you found the site! I think my next Housewives show will be Miami, whenever the hell that one returns, but you can find me over on Project Runway. Welcome to the family!