RHOM Recap: Casa de los PANTIES!

Recaps

By Alejandra | Saturday, October 27, 2012 | 3:40 am | 15 Comments
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Apparently there was an article (in the PAPER) that quoted Karen’t calling the ladies “classless” and “botox for brains.”  Many thanks to labowner (Labowner?) for posting the transcript which can be read here at number 3.  Adriana could not be more excited to add more fuel to the fire, but Joanna brings up the fairly valid point that journalist are notorious for twisting the words of those they interview.  I’m not talking New York Times/Onion journalists, I’m talking the kind of “journalists” who interview Karen’t  “I’m a doctor AND an actress!” Sierra BEFORE she’s on the second season of one of the lowest-rated Bravo Housewives franchise.  Also, thanks to the clip of the article we can all read, it’s readily apparent that Karen’t is NOT quoted saying “botox for brains” or “classless.”  You can tell because there aren’t any quotes around those words with a “Ms. Sierra said” printed before or after them. 

Joanna interviews that she’s not too sure how she feels about Adriana in the aftermath of the whole Romain flirting thing, so she’s not about to get on the other woman’s side hating Karen’t.  Jo’s logic is that Karen’t has never done anything nasty toward HER.  Lea, once again, is the smartest person in the room interviewing that Karen’t probably shouldn’t have said those things, but since “botox for brains” doesn’t apply to her, she’s not going to get upset.  She also stresses that everyone needs to put it aside for HER event.  Lea: 1, Drama: 0.

And, honestly, I know we’ve heard a lot about what Alexia thinks about Karen’t, but we haven’t heard a lot about what MARYSOL thinks about Karen’t, so the show follows the latter to Alexia’s house, and they sit out by the pool to discuss what they think about Karen’t.  I’ll give you a hint.  They don’t like her.  Commerical!

We return to Joanna heading to Lisa’s house for a Peta photo shoot.  Lisa’s nowhere to be found, so Marta answers the door.  Joanna interviews that it’s weird to go to Lisa’s house and have Marta answer the door.  She claims that Marta is HER sister.  HERS!  Joanna, trust me.  Lisa is the ONLY person who’s trying to take Marta anywhere, and she’s only doing it because she’s sick of Daysy trying to spoon all the time.  Anywho, let’s get to the part of this segment that REALLY made me want to vomit – the merkin!  Peta, in its infinite wisdom (exhibited here), has decided it would be provocative and humorous to show Joanna Krupa in a skimpy bikini sporting a GIANT FAKE BUSH.  The idea is to tell people to grow their own fur and to stop wearing animal fur.  The amount of camera time spent focusing on Jo’s crotch and the forest bursting from the tiny string bikini hanging on for dear life is five minutes too many. 

GROSS.  NOT PROVOCATIVE.

Joanna claims that people who don’t have a sense of humor will complain, and I object strongly to that statement.  I have a large(ly inappropriate) sense of humor and I think this campaign is fucking stupid.  No rich white lady on walking around the Upper East Side in NYC (the only known people still wearing fur in America) is either going to see this ad or be swayed by it.  The rest of us are just going to be have this image burned into our brains for the rest of eternity. 

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:50 am

    I figured Joe Francis was saying that either Joanna slept with Mohamed Ali or Mohamed from BH, Lisa Vanderpump’s friend, works for me either way. How come Joanna calls out Adriana and Alexia for “bullying” Karent, but when she talks about KK – that’s not bullying? I hate that the word bully gets tossed around like it’s nothing.
    I loved Marisol this episode!!

  2. 2
    aliens.rock
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Can anyone tell me where those 800 people were during Lisa’s party?. It looked a lot like parties I used to throw (I mean people standing around in the kitchen, getting drunk, and talking sh… about each other :-) ) There was a random guy with a backpack standing outside in one of the scenes. I guess even backpackers didn’t care to stop by…
    The party looked so trashy but I guess what else can you expect from the party, to which people show up with their buttocks hanging out, and Joe Francis is in attendence? I think that the only reason Lisa picked the theme was so she can show her (enviable) body in a slutty outfit.
    I just hate those stupid charity events those women ( Housewives) organize. They try to look like they give back to the society, but they are only making sure that their social calendars stay busy. “I’ll invite you to my charity ball, and you’ll invite me to yours. Oh, we are so charitable” Blech. Instead of spending money on the venue, champagne, and food, give it directly to the people in need. But we know they won’t, because no one will hear about it.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 11:04 am

    Aliens rock…as a person on a board of a charity, we throw an event that costs 10k, but we raise 30k. So the event helps raise money that we couldn’t have raised on our own…

    Just my two cents….

  4. 4
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Oh, Alejandra, I wish “THIS GUY” had a link attached to it so those not in-the-know could get there and see what happened. Tragedy. I hold no ill-will toward Roy, BTW. He’s got to earn a living and people need guys like him to defend them. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone charged with a crime actually did it. But this one damn skippy did!

    Back to reading. Can’t wait to get your take on the Black family’s reunion. Holy uncomfortable, Batman. Wow. That was just so…odd.

  5. 5
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Sigh. Too tired to finish the last couple of **magical**pages (me likey recap.[grin]). Perhaps more tomorrow.

    However I must say I think Karent proved herself to be a double dealing POT STIRRER FROM HELL! Damn! SHE asked if they’d slept together, and when he tells the truth (not even being sleazy about it, either), she rode her broom around the venue (the faster to find Joanna), and once with her wasted no effing time in tattling like a kindergartner. Aaaand she kept on doing it. I know that woman has some redeeming qualities…I just know it! She’s really gotta haul them out soon or hire a thereapist to teach
    her how to suppress the majority of her personality. Then she just might be tolerable.

    Although Adriana is working MY last nerve lol.

    Tired.

  6. 6
    Charles
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Karent really forced Joanna’s hand by bringing Joe over and putting her on the spot. She could have pulled her off to the side and let Joanna contemplate how she wanted to handle it. I think Joe probably did sleep with her. He’s a sleazeball and was looking to start drama but he’s not stupid. He gets in so many conflicts and legal disputes with far greater stakes that he isn’t going to risk being exposed as a liar over something so inconsequential. He was so smarmy that I never really doubted him whereas Joanna seemed like she was initially more bummed that he had revealed it and then worked herself into a contrived anger cause she was put on the spot. Karent may have had good intentions but she really exacerbated the situation. Initially Joe only said he dated Joanna, which is not an inherently bad thing to say. Karent then asked if he slept with her and thus put the info on camera.

  7. 7
    darlingclementine
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    Hah yeah I dont think Joanna actually had sex with Francis, maybe hooked up in some way but I don’t think all the way. Marta on the other hand… I think she did!!

    Wow Karent is not going herself any favors. At least she has a buddy in Jo though.

  8. 8
    shantigal
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Parties are hard! So is going on vacation. Don’t you remember when Camille had to lift a pencil and write down all of the things for one of her 4 nannies to do before they left? Gah!

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 11:33 am

    No wonder Joanna likes Karent. They are the same gossipy shit stirrers.

    Joe Francis – eww. Marta is going to bring you down Joanna.

  10. 10
    labowner
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Alejandra – thanks for the shout out. I know she is bothering some of you, but I love Adriana and how upset she is getting about Karent.

    Oh and Joanna, running an art gallery and a magazine are considered “jobs”. You are the one who doesn’t have a “job”.

  11. 11
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Labowner, I thought the same thing. I actually liked this series because all the women but Lisa and Leah have jobs. I actually give Leah a pass because her event probably takes 3-4 months to put on and to raise that much money is awesome.

  12. 12
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Joanna does know the Christian Loboutins are made from leather….right?

  13. 13
    labowner
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Oh and Joe Francis is there for an hour or so and even he has figured out Karent is a shit stirrer. How sad is your life in JF is calling you out?

    No of course not Classy. Besides she probably sees nothing wrong with them because other parts of the cow were used for various reasons. It’s the same with vegan hippies who smoke. I am so above eating and wearing animals, but I have zero issues polluting the air they breath.

  14. 14
    NotaNJHousewife
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    There are vegan hippies who smoke?

  15. 15
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 4:44 am

    Labowner, did you see Joanna’s explanation about how she can wear leather? BS! That is something people made up so they could get away with wearing leather jackets, shoes and purses.

    If you don’t think that any animals are raised for their leather you’re stupid.

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