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Karen’t runs over to Marysol to tell her that Joanna’s upset and Marysol, awesomely, is like, “Why?” Karen’t explains that Joanna’s an “activist,” but Karen’t knows that Marysol wouldn’t have done anything intentionally to hurt Joanna. Marysol, again awesomely, is all, “I just fucking got here! I am not nearly drunk enough to deal with this shit.” She calls Lea over to announce that Lea’s feathers might get the Grand Dame into trouble with Jo, and Lea maintains that her feathers are fake… for the night. Ha! The whole thing is ridiculous and the only people who look like assholes are Karen’t and Joanna. I can’t decide who more so, though.
Joe oozes over, asks what’s going on and at the mention of Joanna’s name announces that he put Joanna on television. Because that’s related. He then launches into how not only did he do that, he also dated and SLEPT with both sisters. Because he’s a classy fuckin’ guy. Karen’t, and this is another reason people don’t like her, clarifies this fact, then drags Joe over to Joanna to confirm said story. Joanna immediately denies the story, and I kinda believe her. The whole thing escalates (because he’s a classy fuckin’ guy) in front of Joanna’s fiancé, who does nothing to stop the whole thing (because HE’S a classy fuckin’ guy), and then it all gets crazy and I think Joe accuses Joanna of sleeping with Muhammed Ali (now THAT’S a classy fuckin’ guy). I don’t necessarily disbelieve Joanna (I’d protest pretty loudly if Joe Francis claimed I’d slept with him and it wasn’t true – I mean, if you DID sleep with him, you could probably just claim you were a victim of some kind of date rape and people would totally believe you, no yelling necessary), but she’s the loudest person at the party and it’s never good to be the loudest person at the party.
Lea, and this continues to boggle my mind, remaining the coolest person at the party, tries separate the two, and tries to make sure that no more of a scene is made. Lea introduces Joe to Lisa in an effort to change the subject, but Joanna’s already called Marta over to announce what’s happened. Romain warns Joanna not to get too drunk, and Joanna looks like she want to clock him with a handle of vodka. I know I sure do. Inside, Lisa, Lea, Marysol and Joe dissect the situation and Joe claims the moral of the story is that Karen’t is the devil. I hate that fuckin’ guy, but’s sorta right on this one…
And in the funniest and saddest moment of the episode, Joanna and a STONED AS FUCK Marta sit outside to talk about the fact that Joanna doesn’t need any of this bullshit now that she and Romain are in a good place and about how neither sister slept with Joe Francis. Except…