James confronts Marysol in the most confrontational way possible, and the only thing Marysol can do is run . Literally. I would, the guy towers over her. She tries to talk to James for like, two seconds, but then she just heads for the hills knowing she can’t out drag a ten foot tall drag queen in heat. The whole thing is stupid.
Elaine is yelling at Marysol about bullying. Jeez.
Then there’s the fashion show with lots of knee-high snakeskin boots and I just don’t know what to do with myself. Because if I vomit on my keyboard, I’ll break my computer.
Later, in Karen’t land, she fixes some teeth and, after much consternation, obeys Bravo and invites EVERYONE to a dinner hosted by her and Thomas Kramer. Because they ARE friends. Shut up! For her part, Lea says, “Yes,” because she ain’t gonna miss that shit show, no way, no how. Apparently Thomas Kramer has “crazy parties.” Apparently Thomas Kramer ain’t been to a Real Housewives Party.
We return to Adriana and her first visit to Frederic’s boat since he started work on it. It’s still a fucking mobile home, but worse now that it’s under construction. From his plans it looks awesome, but it’s still a home that can be destroyed by a couple of well-placed holes.
At the dinner party du jour, Karen’t and her mother arrive at Thomas Kramer’s house to eat raw meat while Thomas pretends to cook. Seriously, that’s what happens – it’s weird and kinda dark… What goes on in his house when the cameras aren’t rolling? For his part, Thomas seems like a good time – he’s totally ridiculous and old-fashioned, as we’ll see later on, but seems relatively harmless.
Elsa arrives and as Thomas greets her, he says divorce becomes her. Is Elsa divorced? I thought she was a widow. Lea and Roy arrive, followed closely by Ana and Marysol. Thomas is like a brother to Marysol, but Ana doesn’t know him from Adam. She only came so she wouldn’t seem like a party pooper. Interesting considering her behavior later on…
Elsa and Lea stand off to a corner and Lea gives Elsa the skinny on Karen’t. The night that Thomas picked her up and swung her around almost hitting Adriana in the head strikes Elsa’s memory, and she deduces that Thomas and Karen’t have become lovers. At first, I balked at that, but then Elsa gets pretty convincing – Karen’t hosting tonight at HIS house, and the two are very touchy-feely. Lea laughs and says that Elsa’s just being old fashioned, but I would not be surprised to find out that Thomas Kramer was slipping Karen’t some lily white salami. It’s not as though she’s got a real relationship to risk.
Everyone else finally arrives, Adriana and Joanna make nice-ish, and it looks like things are getting off on a good foot. When it’s time for dinner, Joanna makes a toast and invites everyone (including Elaine) to Biminy for a bonding weekend. That’s simultaneously the best and worst idea I’ve heard all day. That trip’s gonna be epic. I wonder what kind of swimwear Elaine will pack.