RHOM Recap: Party Monsters

Recaps

By Alejandra | Tuesday, November 20, 2012 | 9:17 pm | 14 Comments
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Posted in: Real Housewives of Miami, Recaps

Unfortunately, something comes up at Mynt and Romain has to leave abruptly.  If Romain weren’t one of the most well-behaved cast members, I’d consider that rude, but he’s not a train wreck, he’s just engaged to one, so I believe that there was a legitimate emergency.  Joanna affirms that Romain’s work is very difficult and Thomas cackles that he can’t think of anything easier than running a nightclub filled with gorgeous waitresses and friends that throw money at you.  Joanna, because she’s not smart enough to take a joke graciously, and a little because Thomas made a cheating joke a second earlier, takes his comments to heart and begins a serious pout session. 

Things between Lea and Marysol get at little heated when the two women begin discussing James.  Lea flat-out accuses Marysol of trying to sabotage James’ career, Marysol denies everything and the two women hurl accusations of lying back and forth.  Ana steps in to defend Marysol, but Karen’t notices that Thomas is getting aggravated at all the sniping back and forth.  I’m of two minds about this – it’s his house, and it’s  a party, and it’s not the time to be hashing out stuff like this.  But, he’s pretty rude to Ana, ringing a bell in her face and telling her to stop talking.  These two could not be from more different worlds, and Ana is not fucking having it.  Ana claims, loudly, that she is dumber for having attended, and leaves.  Joanna leaves with her, still reeling from the “insults” he hurled at Romain, but eventually decides to stay.  Not that that makes much of a difference – when she returns to the table, she starts crying and Thomas calls her a whackjob. 

THEN Lea stands up to tell everyone how to behave in Thomas’ house, and Elsa just tells her to sit the fuck down and shut up.  Apparently that’s not okay with Thomas, so he starts literally screaming in Elsa’s face, so she leaves, totally over it, and muttering about how she doesn’t give a fuck about a table without a tablecloth, full of French fries she didn’t want.  Ha!  That’s how you leave a fucking party. 

“I kill you with my eyes.”

Outside, Marysol comforts Ana, but Ana’s pissed that Marysol didn’t defend her considering all the defending Ana has done of Marysol.  She resolves to stop fighting Marysol’s battles, and the episode ends with Lisa dancing on the dining room table to diffuse tension.  I give her some credit – it works. 

Next week is Parent’s Week, apparently, and it’s also time for Karen’t and Rodolpho to discuss children.  He’s strapped down to a dentist’s chair as they talk – coincidence?  See you next week!

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    Deguy123
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 4:35 am

    “she doesn’t give a fuck about a table without a tablecloth, full of French fries she didn’t want. Ha!”
    I swear to god I couldn’t stop laughing at that line.

    She makes for good TV. I’d love for her to be added to the opening credit and see what she would say LOL

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 5:07 am

    I have to give Ana credit for not cussing Thomas Kramer out. You don’t ring a bell in someone’s face and then expect for them to happily oblige to your requests. Ana is right. People treat Thomas a certain way because he is rich and they want to be around him. Since Ana is not apart of the socialite lifestyle I don’t think she cares, and she showed it by walking out.

    Elaine/James is HUGE compared to Marysol. I am pretty confident and can stand up for myself but even I would have walked away from James standing over me yelling like that.

    Karen’t is disgustingly fake. She’s holding onto TK like it’s her best friend in the world but there are others that “say” they are like family to him.

    Watching TK yell at Elsa was really disturbing. I guess I’m an old southern gal but you NEVER speak to adults that way. EVER.

  3. 3
    mere2142
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 6:33 am

    So was this dinner party more fucked up than the one on BH this week? Or where they both fucked up, just in different ways? Thomas Kramer drove half of his guests to leave where Squinty Foster kicked hers out. To Thomas’ credit, there were no random people breaking into song at the dinner table.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 6:37 am

    Oh annnd…Joanna has called off her engagement to Romain.

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/joanna-krupa-calls-off-engagement-romain-zago-221838398.html

  5. 5
    mere2142
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:13 am

    Romain is single? Road trip to Miami anyone?

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:22 am

    I’ve got the snacks Mere. :)

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:54 am

    Count me in too ladies!!

  8. 8
    c8h10n4o2
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Thomas Kramer actually hosted the RHOA dinner in Miami that happened with that stupid bus trip. And if you google him, the guy is a hard-core violent asshat. Google around on him. Nobody has that many rape and assault allegations without being somewhat unhinged. He’s just rich enough (and owns important enough property) that he gets away with it in Miami. I’m sure that most of the housewives there were aware of his ‘proclivities’ and weren’t taking shit from him.

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 9:31 am

    C8h Lea doesn’t seem to care how horrible of a human being you are as long as you spend money at her charity.

    Again, what does James have over whom that he is all over this show? He is a bully.

  10. 10
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    Holy shit! I thought I may have been the only one absolutely **loving** Lauren Foster. Point me to her reality show and I’m there!

    Oh DAMN I would pay good money to see her tear Elaine a new, er, well……..would that actually heeeelp…..a free vajayjay…..no…you…..”tear a new asshole” so that…YES….I would like to see Lauren tear Elaine a new assho…..but no no…wait….would two actually be BETTER for Elai…….oh for fuck’s sake I give up.

    Team Lauren!

    Poor Ana. Even poor JoCrayCray! Thomas was being seriously offensive. To all of them, by being such a shitty and ungracious host. Me. No. Likey. Grrr.

  11. 11
    realhousewivesfan
    Posted November 22, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Ana was right, though i want her off this show. Thomas Krammer calling Joanna a whack job when she came back from a hissie fit to cry over a joke was the realest shit iv heard on this show.
    i would have been like Wtf? too if i didn’t know what to expect already.
    This show is surreal but that’s why i love it, it makes for good TV but not enough people are watching it, i hope it comes back with season 2 (i wanna erase season1 from my head) it was 6 stupid episodes.

  12. 12
    darlingclementine
    Posted November 23, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Yeah I am with Ana on that one, she didnt have anything at stake since she didn’t know the guy so just leaving like she did was a fine decision. Why the heck does he have a bell to ring at people?

    That was weird when he yelled at Elsa too since she is a mother figure to him you would not think that he would be so quick to scream at the poor lady. I guess unless that is how he treats mother figures?

    As for this Ro and Jo breakup, I am surprised it lasted this long with the repeated “we have a horrible sex life” comments to everyone and everything.

    Really excited for the trip although I am sick of Elaine and wish she was not included… take Elsa instead please!!

  13. 13
    labowner
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    First, I would pay to see the full dinner party, christening, book reveal dinner, Vicki going nuts in CR, Kelly losing it in the Bahamas.

    I hope Marysol packs Lauren in her bag and whips her out when Jim/Elaine comes a knockin’.

  14. 14
    NapaNonnie
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Team Lauren! Loved the Vulcan mind meld stare Elsa gave TK when he insulted her. Thanks for recapping.

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