RHONJ Bonus-Cap: Top 10 Busses More Entertaining Than The One We’re Stuck On

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m feeling cheated.  Will the drama transcend Kathy Wakile’s failed attempts at muffin making in a convection oven? We can only hope that this week’s episode didn’t air so they could edit in some table-flipping blood feuds.  In case that doesn’t happen, here are 10 other busses that would have been far more entertaining than the one we’re stuck on.

Cedar Rapids mass transit.

A bus full of people high on acid.

Newt Gingrich’s campaign bus. Parked at a mini-mall.

A bus that will probably blow up.

And it’s crappy sequel.

Willie Nelson’s tour bus.

A flying bus over Paris that turned out to be a hoax.  That’s right.  I researched busses to bring you this groundbreaking bit of journalism.

It’s a sunshine day! No wait, that’s the Brady Bunch. Did they have a bus? Anyway. Come on, get happy.

Happiness on the bus trip? Over my dead body.

Oh, that can be arranged. Bitch.

The bus we’d like to wrap the entire cast up in.

And finally…the number one most entertaining bus in the world…

THE ROCK OF LOVE BUS!!!

And with Bret recently dis-engaged, there’s a chance, my friends.

Get your hairspray and your lube.

Don’t be ridiculous, like we’d leave the house without hairspray and lube.

Well, I guess I”m off topic at the end here, but what do you want, it’s Wednesday.  See you next week for al the…um…action(?) in Jersey! xo, CB