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Monday, June 25, 2012
11:37 am
31 Comments
Welcome back to Jersey! This week on RHONJ, the Ter/Jacquee blood-feud lives on and grows a new head. The Ter/Mel blood-feud is briefly revived, and then seemingly extinguished. The Ter/Kat blood-feud is also put to bed. And then, Ter informs her brother Midge that she will be attending therapy with him, which means that all settled blood-feuds should be back in play with a vengeance.
I already did bankruptcy, so let’s do therapy and then I’m gonna throw a table at that lady over there. She looks a like a bitch.
That’s Melissa.
I know.
And most of the scene goes down at Mel’s On Display, On Display, On Display party! Naturally, it’s not any kind of attention that Mel wants – she’d be happy just hanging out at home in yoga pants but it’s her silly Midge husband who insists on putting her on display, on disp – well, you get the point.
It’s actually all kind of exciting, and this is totally the brewing of the storm that exploded sometime before the last reunion so I think we have a lot of drama to look forward to!
In the meantime, I leave you with Amercia’s favorite lesbian continuing her quest for world domination at yeterday’s NYC Pride parade – photo courtesy of my RHONJ partner in crime, Razzy…
Totally onboard with your revolution but can we possibly do it in a different hat?
Check back soon for the full story! Kisses, CB
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31 Comments
Getting tired already of the Jac Vs Teresa…Jac instigated both “arguments” and I actually felt that Teresa kept her cool (relatively speaking)
Anyway the best part of this episode was drunk Rosie. LOVE HER!! I was actually laughing out loud. Rosie is actually one of the only reasons I keep watching this show lol.
No Miliania in this episode? Boo.
And I don’t get Jackie. Did she not say to Tre ‘I’m going to distance myself from you and your family’ at the end of last week’s blowup. So why the hell was she chasing Tre around like a lost puppy dog asking about their ‘status’?
I still hate Tre though. She is so ridiculous all of a sudden sucking up to her family now that Caro and Jackie gave her the boot. And insisting that she’s perfect and she is only going to therapy because her brother needs it. It reminds me of my ex husband – we went and when the therapist asked why we were there he said ‘so you can give her medication to fix her’. Nothing like taking responsibility for your own actions!
Oh and Juicy manages to outdo himself each and every week with his behavior. Husband of the year that one!
I actually learned to love Tre on Celebrity Apprentice. She is one of those people who is honestly and truly incapable of logical, rational thought, and I’ve developed an appreciation for the way she just flits from situation to situation with absolutely no concept of how her actions or statements in one situation will affect the next. When she tries to be clever and manipulative, it is pure comedy gold, since she is more transparent than the sliding glass door in the Windex commercials.
Well if we get to witness the therapy at leaset we won’t have Joe talking about doing it from behind because Tre is fat.
Is it just me, or have others noticed that Teresa’s already tiny forehead is actually shrinking?
@Jason – I thought the same thing!
(But then I decided it was probably a lace front weave that was horribly showing halfway down her ape forehead).
What I don’t understand is…when Man Boobs Joe says he wants a son why the hell didn’t they opt for sperm sorting or another form of gender selection? They had IVF anyway so why not just create a designer baby?
Poor Midge…he has a huge forehead and his sister has no forehead. I still would love to have Midge for a weekend all to my self (yes I’m a gay guy). Do you think Melissa would care?
Can the camera man get a different angle? Like one that’s not up everyone’s dress….creepster
I’m thinking I would really really REALLY hate Jac and Caroline if it weren’t for the fact that Tre trumps, like, probing aliens invading.
“I’m talking to MY SISTER IN LAW!”
NOW you claim her?
Poor, poor Theresa – now that Caroline and Jax have disowned her, she has to make up with her Family STAT! Or no more camera time for her!
As for the mystery of the missing fishes – either they got repossessed or Milania was out there fishing.
Melissa’s party was held in the same venue the Housewives of NY had their “Creaky Bones” auction a few seasons back….I think season 2 finale? I totally recognized the picture frames behind the bar, that Jill and Bethanny had a nuclear fight about, and the tall wooden columns.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/creakyjoints/sets/72157613313879875/with/3505240241/
So, Joey planned tha party? Sounds like Bravo to me!!
Anyway, I am so tired of Jaq’s “Woe is me, everyone in my my life hurts me, let me get drunkity drunky drunk” schtick. At some point you gotta stop playing the victim. But she loves it, it gets her attention, so whatevs.
Drunk Rosie. LOVE HER. Screw “Bethanny Ever After”, I want to see “Rosie on the Prowl”
So….Jacqueline and Caroline actually think that THIS makes them the sympathetic ones in this ridiculous feud? THIS is the high horse they were sitting on at the last reunion show? THIS? I hate Teresa and even I feel bad for her. She may be a strange illogical bitchy little troll who has no idea how to put a linear thought together, but Caroline is a straight up interfering bully and Jacqueline is her delusional little flying monkey. I mean, they are all horrible, but at least Teresa seems to come by it honestly. Jacqueline and Caroline are just manipulative and mean. And don’t forget, Teresa IS raising the antichrist. That’s gotta take it out of a person.
The Fish! I don’t know what happened, but mark my words Milania is in it somewhere.
Am I the only person who’s a little confused about what the hell Jackie is so freaking upset about? Was it just that Ter said that she didn’t get paid for the magazine articles? Is she just finding out NOW that Teresa lies???
And, did anyone else notice that DonCaro does a little commentary about fambly when they run the ad for that movie where the guy finds out about an unknown sister? She’s saying how family is soooo important and you may have disagreements but at the end of the day you still have each other. This is from the woman who doesn’t talk to her sister Dina.
@toomuchbravo : No, it’s not just you.
The whole Jackie/Caroline double team on Teresa makes no sense whatsoever unless you catch that little nugget about ‘she isn’t sharing her fame!’ that Jacqs let slip. And therein lies the problem. Teresa is more famous and making more money from the Ho-Wives franchise and the Manzos and Lauritas can’t stand it. With all their fake drama shit stirring and pearls of wisdom they can’t match Teresa’s straight up funny and that is the difference. They hate that. They try and try and they just aren’t coming close. Say what you will about Teresa — and there is much to hate there — she is loyal and she has tremendous fortitude. She is busting her ass working to make money for her family and standing up for her husband and children. I may not like them much, but I give her credit for that.
Thanks AYLDT. I missed that bit. I’m always doing several things while the show is on and I miss stuff. And, I also tend to shut out them out when they go at each other. It starts to sound like the teacher in Peanuts, “Wah, wah, wah, wah, waaaah.”
Agree with Y’all about Tre. She has a lot of really horrible qualities. But, she’s busting her ass, to keep her family together. She may be “writing” cook books and not know how to say cumin or that 2 & 2 = 4 but she truly loves Brown Smurf and her motley crew of offspring (Even the milkman’s kid and the demon seed!). She’s in denial about a lot of stuff. It’s just easier for her that way, I guess.
It’s pretty crappy of the Manzo/Lauritas to take joy in Tre’s problems and then as “friends” not be happy for her success. Do Al and Tommy Manzo share profits from the Brownstone with Jackie? They sure are successful. Does she whine and pout about that? What has Jacqueline ever done to achieve her station in life? She’s jealous of Mrs. Judyshay!!!! Ahahahahaha!
I tell you they need to bring Dina back for good. I know she’s going to make an appearance but I’d love to see her and Tre piss DonCaro off on a regular basis.
Oh my gawd. What is this love for Teresa for working? She was a lazy good for nothing spend thrift. Oh Teresa I have such admiration for a person who tried to weasel out of paying their bills via bankruptcy, got caught lying and now who is forced to work to pay for her outlandish lifestyle. Oh the respect I have for you Teresa. You go girl. You work it. What an inspiration you are.
@labowner…RIGHT ON!!!
How soon we forget season one when she was spending thousands of dollars on the girls clothes. Money they obviously didn’t have because by season two all the money problems started coming out. Want to know why? Because Teresa’s dumb ass is carrying around wads of cash and the people who Joe owe money too are pissed.
Just like Jac said. She walks around in the newest CLs and Louis Vuitton bags but has yet to settle her bankruptcy.
And this is how the “I hate Teresa” mantra started.
@mere2142, ITA! Well said!
@Andyourlittledogtoo… “And don’t forget, Teresa IS raising the antichrist. That’s gotta take it out of a person.” Bwahhahaha!!!
Classy I just don’t get it. Like why Oprah and her minions praise the home wrecker that is Julia Roberts. WTF
The only thing about Jac that was stupid was that she went up to Teresa again at Melissa’s party. That was not the time or the place but Miss Andy needs her drama so again it was staged.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a Tre lover. I said she’s got a lot of horrible qualities but I do think she loves her family. At least she started working when the shit hit the fan. What have DonCaro and Jackie ever done? Have they ever worked to support their families or have they always taken? There’s an interesting bit on Stoopid Housewives about the Lauritas & co being in bankruptcy and a theory behind the real reason why Jackie wasn’t on last season’s reunion. It makes a whole lot of sense. The Manzo/Lauritas are big flippin’ hypocrits!
http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/06/26/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-jacqueline-laurita-jax-and-chris-laurita-in-more-bankruptcy-trouble-and-possibly-the-real-reason-jax-was-a-no-show-at-the-rhonj-reunion-shows/
I always found Jaq the least repellent of the bunch but I’m finally seeing and getting irritated at her pattern. She acts the same way in her friendships/family/child-rearing and it is not working on any front. She cries and plays the massive victim and she takes hard stances, then backs off and contradicts herself and keeps stirring the pot endlessly until everything blows up.
She DID say she wanted to distance herself and ok, that was harsh and hard to take back, but if that’s what she wants, not too many people would blame her much. How do you then complain of crying all night and asking the same person where you stand? And then crying that you lost a best friend at the party the next day? Stand by your decisions and stfu. Feels like the same back and forth with Ashley except Ter is a LOT more volatile and isn’t counting on Jaq for money so doesn’t have to take it over and over again.
I don’t think she’s a bad person but its pretty pathetic when someone with no grasp of reality can stump you in a conversation. i.e. when Ter asked her what she’s ever done to hurt Jaq…. and nothing.
And the mental image of Milania with matted hair and a loin cloth crouching dirty-faced by the pond catching koi with her bare hands and eating them raw and wriggling is my new favorite thing. She is a feral cat trapped in Ter’s house.
@MrsMiaWallace, LOL!!!
ITA! You hit the nail right on the head!
Jac always stirs up trouble. Caro is the pot calling the kettle black. Tre needs medication real bad. Kat and Rosie and Lebanese Dilbert are my faves. Melissa is sickening and if she says she is a hard worker one more time my head will explode. That is all.
Today is judgement day for Mr. Giudice. Wonder what is going to happen.
2muchbravo is the money being spent by Jackie and Caroline coming from your pocket? Is Christopher or Albert relatives? Great rude swipe at stay at home moms.
Teresa is so transparent it’s ridiculous. All of her friends have kicked her to the curb except for Dina, the one person who won’t appear on camera, so she has to go crawling back to her family . Now suddenly going to therapy doesn’t violate her old world Italian values and she’s dying to hang out with her long lost cousin. Kathy saw right through her so hopefully she’ll stay on guard.
I actually like Jac but she really needs better instincts when it comes to choosing friends. Most people would have gotten rid of Tre a long time ago.
Awesome recap !!!!! I need to read b4 watchingthis crazy train– I saw a bit of it–Loved drunk Rosie–
And may I just say to one Lauren Manzo– My my–who looks so happy off diet and with a huge glass of wine in her hand!!!! Shades of Ramona Singer