This week’s installment of Real Housewives of New Jersey treated us to possible the most mind-numbingly boring hour of television ever. Not to be dramatic. Well, maybe a little dramatic. The good news is I managed to clean my house, take a shower, catch up on my correspondence and still didn’t miss any of the action. There might have even been a short nap in there too. Didn’t matter.
Al Mazno chopping a small piece of wood. Someone alert the Emmy committee ASAP.
People try to surf. This takes up a good half hour.
Oh, I’m not surfing. I’ll just be on display in my wetsuit.
This happens, briefly transforming this whole mess from the most boring thing on TV to the most offensive thing on TV.
Whadda we care? This is all just an informercial for the sewage water movement.
Teresa: Why are you cryin’?
Jacquee: I don’t know where I am.
Well, that pretty much covers it. Really, I thought the meeting of the meatballs left me with no material but this really takes the cake. I mean, meatball. I will do my best to make this all seem more action packed than paint drying, so meet you back here for the full recap. Kisses, CB
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