RHONJ: MiniCap

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   Stacey
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm

   ChickBomb, the only part I enjoyed was Melissa’s epic freak out in the water! I spent the day in bed with the hangover from hell, 30 year High School reunion Saturday night rocked so hard it kicked my ass (big thumbs up to Todd and his Raspberry Moonshine!) I was laughing so hard at Mel because I would have acted the same way after being told about all the critters! And then she damn near drowned Joey and I loved every second!

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   spababe
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

   Al is the biggest joke going, a man who cheated the State of NJ chopping wood. He should never have lowered himself to go on that trip with his hag face wifey. JAXASS you will never know where you are, you need re-hab….take your BJ’s and disappear……:-)

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   Gypsy
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 1:34 pm

   Ok few things here:

   *How sick were any of youse for dealing with Melissa parading around in her sequin number bikini tops? Barf.
   *Hey Joe Gorga. http://www.watchdog.com???
   *I HATE CAROLINE MANZO AND HER FAT BITCHY WHINY DAUGHTER TOO!
   *Those plastic tulips really give the campsite the class it needs and deserves!
   *I finally believe Jacqueline truly does not have a brain. None, none at all.
   *Does anyone else think this trip would be a bazillion times better with Rosie on it???

   BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING! (God Bless you,Chick Bomb!)

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   amandalee27
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 1:58 pm

   I hate people who don’t do new things because they think they are fat. That is 14 year old girl crap. I am fat. I’m not sure if these people know, but you can be fat (really I prefer chunky) and a.) not bitch about it all the time b.) not let it affect your self esteem to the point that you won’t get into a wetsuit with your family and besties and c.) realize no one but you and your doctor care how much you weigh.

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   featherhead
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:16 pm

   Caroline and I finally agree on something – Lauren IS an asshole!

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   ScooterD
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:31 pm

   Juicy and Joe Gorga cant keep their dicks in their pants.
   Lauren is such a bitch! Poor Vito, he should crawl into his asshole along with that bear tatoo.
   Ter and Jax are still as delusional as ever.
   They should have buried Caroline in the sand up to her neck and LEFT HER ASS for the sea gulls to pick at.

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   caligal
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:59 pm

   Caliguy watched this with me last night….

   Cguy: what is blk?
   Me: it stands for black water
   Cguy: like the security firm?
   Me: no, it’s water that is black
   Cguy: huh? they’re selling water that is colored black? Who drinks water that is black?
   Me: it’s the next big thing in bottled water
   Cguy: What does it taste like? What do they color it with? Who is going to drink black shit that is supposed to be water? I bet I could sell them swamp land and they would try to build condos.
   Me: probably

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   caligal
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 3:02 pm

   And Lauren has to be the most whiny, bitchy, insecure, and generally annoying person to grace the housewives, and that includes Asslee. Vito could do much better.

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   labowner
   Posted August 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm

   First off there is fresh produce all over. Shit they were camping where a lot of it is grown here. Dipshits.

   Lauren, I understand as I am then youngest. It does get better and paybacks are oh so sweet.

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    aliens.rock
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Boooring….WTF ? The best scene summing up the whole epizode was the scene of Tre and Jaquie having the same boring conversation in the RV, while everybody else was sitting outside staring in the space and eavesdropping(?). What a snooze-fest. It might have been editing, but they really nailed it…

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    labowner
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    I laughed out loud when Joe took Joe down and he face planted into the sand.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Jackie is a passive aggressive moron and Teresa is a direct moron. They deserve each other.

    I kind of felt bad for Lapband Lauren. She is totally correct about her mom favoring her brothers and it’s no wonder she eats through her depression.

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    Gypsy
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    I here you Derek but you don’t throw a tantrum a la Milania (no-that’s and insult to Milania) and lock yourself in the Bus whiel there are 30 people outside. Childish immature spolied wrotten brat.

    I don’t care how much anyone weighs but she really takes it to another level man. Give it up already LapBand.

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    mere2142
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    The only thing I got out of this episode is that Lauren Manzo is a whiny ass bitch!!

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    @labowner – I have to say I have some understanding of Lauren too. I am the youngest with two older smartass brothers too and I have been teased to tears many many times and threw fits and received zero sympathy from my parents.

    Also I was 12 at most. Frankly, if she hasn’t figured out how to be an adult yet, she won’t. Tiny Momma Manzo has raised a bunched of arrested development delinquents who perpetually act like spoiled children.

    Another Manzo success!

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    LaurenB52
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Completely unrelated to this ep (because nothing happened) but how does Albie not know who Pattie Labelle is? To say you don’t know her music is one thing but to just not know who she is at all? Just me?? And Albie is my age so it’s not a generational thing. It’s akin to not knowing who Aretha Franklin is no?

    As for this episode. . .I thought the little exchange in the river when Joe told Melissa she was annoying and to shut up repeatedly was telling. Not that it was so terrible (I get that married couples will bicker) but it was a crack in the veneer of the charade they put on for the cameras all the time. I’d be willing to bet money that Joe talks to her like that a lot more than they show for the cameras.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:34 am

    1. When is Midge coming to my house and showing me Tarzan?

    2. They should have left Lauren at the RV campground. Locking herself inside the bus? What is she 5 years old. When will the rest of her family tell her they don’t need her approval for anything? Vito probably shuts her up by feeding her sausage and cheese to get a moment of peace.

    3. IF Midge was standing outside of my RV in his underwear…he would have been pulled inside.

    4. Was glad Albie found his balls and mouthed off about Lauren…however he needs to tell it to her.

    5. I think Juicy and Midge want to do each other.

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    Gypsy
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Sorry everyone, I was toggling back and forth b/w this thread and the Ocho & Ev thread and got it mixed up.

    I get what you meant Robin but, in my mind you MIGHT have been telling a random story then getting back to the point. Apologies for the confusion.

    Glad I could give everyone a giggle.

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    Gypsy
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 7:19 am

    Albie clearly only knows who Kesha is in the music biz

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    susanl
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 8:42 am

    So whatever happened between Albie and Alexa Ray Joel? I thought they were a hot item being that they are both “children of priviledge”….yeah right….like Albie is anywhere in the universe close to being the level of Alexa Ray Joel.
    Lauren really needs to grow up and get her own life. Now she’s whining that Albie’s new girlfriend is taking her place in their lives. What? Does she not have any friends outside those losers? Is Albie, Chris, and Greg her whole set of friends? Probably, as no one else could probably stand to be around her and her constant griping. Vito seems like a nice guy. He needs to run away as fast as possible!

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    labowner
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Was that Chris or Albie blaming Caroline for Lauren’s behavior?

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    labowner
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 9:32 am

    At least with Lauren she won’t cheat on him and blow through his money. I see Vito being an easy mark for a skizzy chick that would blow through all his money, cheat on him and then blame him for it.

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    Gypsy
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Labowner you don’t think Princess LapBand demands the best of everything? I can see he taking Vito fo all he’s worth and them some just to keep her pie hole shut.

    I’m with everyone else he should run…fast!

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    anniedawg25
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 9:51 am

    @ Stacey…I love the thought of you going balls- out at your 30 year reunion!! Rock on!

    This ep was sooooo boring! Actually the whole seasons has been. Now it’s all about who can sell the most of their dumb shit and be the richest ( blk water, Mano sauce, cookbooks, music, cafe face shit) ugh!

    Melissa’s freakout in the river was dumb yet hilarious….the way she was riding joe’s back like a boogie board was funny, almost drowning him in the process.

    Also, who else was hoping Al would suffer a severed finger or gashed leg while chopping that wood?

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    labowner
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Gypsy – food maybe, but Lauren isn’t the flashy look at what I own type because she is so depressed. She needs serious help and is not going to get any support in that household. Like Asslee, she needs to be kicked to the curb, but she will take that as another slight as opposed to grabbing onto the opportunity and thriving outside the Manzo environment.

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    Gypsy
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Yea, I can see that. I just remember seeing her eyes light up when the Mazoidiots bought Caro the Jaguar (said in SNL voice) and I can’t help but think she’ll eventually turn into an overall ‘consumer’ not just of food but gluttony of every kind. Girl fricken locked herself in the RHONJ Tour bus for crying out loud! CRAZY LADY!

    Time will tell I guess.

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    labowner
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Let’s hope she comes around before she plops out kids and continues the cycle.

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    Mims
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    How come Jackie didn’t read Lauren the book she read to Gia!!

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    Carlos
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Is there something going on with Greg and Chris?

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    Yanksfan24
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 8:01 am

    @Mims, ha ha! Jax should have brought it along on the most boring RV trip ever!

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    Gypsy
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 9:25 am

    @Mims, good call.

    Labowner “plops” out kids. That’s the best pay to describe it and it’s totally mortifying.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 11:28 am

    @Carlos…..yes they are both getting fat.

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    Dawn
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    I think it was Chris who said he didn’t know who Patti LaBelle was, wasn’t it?

    And why are these people making constant store runs? Didn’t they just spend like $6,000? What the hell else do they have to have?

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    NewYawka
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    I have never seen such an insecure group of people in my life! Carolyn makes her kids emotional cripples, esp Lauren. She is so hung up on her brothers. Does she have any girlfriends?…no not mama, friends her own age. Poor Albie will never be able lead his own life. Everyones mouth dropped cuz he has a girlfriend. So what!! All the complainers are married or in relationships. Good for you Albie. Run away!