RHONJ Recap: Bankruptcy Shopping!

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By ChickBomb | Wednesday, June 20, 2012 | 7:26 am | 43 Comments
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Welcome to Real Housewives of New Jersey!  The first thing we hear is a jackhammer, and it’s accompanied by the Brown Smurf, resplendent in a wife beater.  He’s building a garage for all his equipment, including trailers.  But right now, “the backyard looks like a junkyard” Ter informs us cheerfully. 

He regales her with images of chandeliers in carports.  “I love that!” squeals Ter, who then interviews – completely unnecessarily – that she could give a crap about bankruptcy. 

 

Just because you do bankruptcy doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a marble driveway. 

And yes, she keeps saying “do bankruptcy”.  It doesn’t mean you have to shrivel up and die, she goes on to explain. 

 

But if you did happen to die from bankruptcy, it still doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t have a a funeral for 500 with ice sculptures of Jesus. And a marble coffin. 

Let’s switch over to some shitty buildings.  Time to see what the Gorgas are up to!  Midge is trying to hire a contractor to do some work for him, but the guy’s already booked.  By Brown Smurf and his gold plated carport. Midge chuckles and informs us that he already has a diamond encrusted carport, so who’s the copycat now?  

Then the contractor tells Midge that Smurfy is also building a garage, where he thinks Midge and Ter’s parents will be living.  Makes sense, cause I’m pretty sure Midge banned them from the house a few weeks ago. 

 Midge tells us his parents have always lived in one of his houses, which he just happened to decide to recently sell.  Now he’s paying their rent and allegedly looking for a new ranch style house for them to live in.  He’s also grumbling about how his parents are basically Ter’s nannies, and is another one who doesn’t seem too troubled locking up Mommy and Daddy Gorga in the Brown Smurf’s garage. 

Off to another exciting moment in Franklin Lakes – it’s Caro and Lauren eating at a country style restaurant.  There are horseshoes on the walls.  It certainly doesn’t look very conducive to picked pigs ears, or whatever the hell starvation diet Lauren’s on, and sure enough Caro orders some chili.  And Lauren orders the fruit cup.  

“Fruit cup?” Caro’s all over this one.  Fruit doesn’t sound very starvation-like.

 

This is Caro’s “Fruit cup?” face.  

Wellllllll, it’s summer and I’m just gonna take the whole starvation thing day by day, says Lauren.  I don’t want to eat egg whites every day, she continues.  I’d rather just eat healthy, she explains. She also does not feel like she’s failed in any way – I mean, hey it lasted longer than her 24 hour makeup shop, so,  um, congrats, sort of. 

 

The poster child for successful starvation. 

 She also tell us maybe she’s just not ready to lose weight, maybe she likes to complain about it and about 100 other excuses.  She’s addicted to food, she informs us.  Sure honey, you and everybody else.  I’m in a very serious relationship with cake, but I blow it off every night and eat a fucking orange for dinner.

Caro is actually nice and sympathetic.   She recognizes that it’s hard to curb her appetite when they’re all barbecuing and eating sausage three meals a day.   Then Lauren whines a little more about how successful her brothers are with BLK, and how she thinks everyone looks at her like “there’s the Manzos, and there’s Lauren”.  

I don’t know who this lady is or what she did with the real Caro, but this nice lady is telling Lauren to feel good about herself and love herself and not compare herself to her brothers.  Meanwhile, Al gets on screen to make everyone’s favorite comment about how when all else fails, “Daddy will buy you a lap band”.  Which as we all now know, is exactly what happened. 

“People who think they’re perfect are generally assholes,” says Caro, cause it takes one to know one.  Then, the nice lady is gone and regular Caro is back to call Lauren a “chunk-a-munk”and then laugh about it.

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  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 8:04 am

    If you’re one of those people who thinks God keeps testing because it makes you stronger, you should probably consider whether you’re just a complete fuck up and if maybe all the “tests” are a result of constant and sustained stupidity on your part.

    Ditto the “jus jealus” defense. It’s entirely possible everybody hates you because you’re the human equivalent of an oozing sore, not because they want your life. Or your husband. Or your hooker clothes. Or your satanic, unibrowed spawn.

  2. 2
    Toad
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 8:10 am

    Ohh how I love these recaps …great job! Very funny :-)

    “But Caro’s clinging to this argument like pepperoni salad to Lauren’s thigh. ” LMAO!!
    I said most of what I thought in the mini cap but I really think Kathy is now the only really likeable person on the show…and IMO Caroline’s whole wise-mobmomma act is played out and she is the least likeable.

    T

  3. 3
    Chloes#1Fan
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 8:26 am

    I can’t stand Teresa…not for what she actually does, but for the simple fact she is completely delusional and refuses to admit to any of it. She is obviously jealous of Melissa for taking her place in her brothers life and for being a younger just as delusional prettier version of Teresa….at least Melissas kids are cute…Teresas kids look like cavemen like her and her dumpy convict husband

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 8:34 am

    I hate that the did the season 3 reunion as they were taping season 4, because I remember directly Andy asking Theresa about her bankruptcy and her going to jail if she had not withdrawn it. Of course, she answered No. They are having a special tonight with parts of all reunions of all HW’s shows so maybe it will be shown again. Finger’s crossed!!

    @NWMTV-you Sir crack me up as usual with your spot on comments!!

  5. 5
    BrattyMcPants
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 9:06 am

    I only watched this episode the entire way through so I could understand the snarky comments that would show up here…thank you all, you did not disappoint.

    Everytime TreeApe talked about how they have to “do bankruptcy” I could only think of Deena from Jersey Shore talking about how she wants to “do sex”. It’s probably all the same to these geniuses,

  6. 6
    shantigal
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Spectacular Chickbomb! I’ll tell you what, I’d be twice as big as Lauren if I had Tiny and Al as parents. Jeez Louise, they are the most god awful parents and idiots to boot. I mean genuine, bona fide idiots. How the fuck did they get through school?

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 9:37 am

    ChickBomb you are a genius! Holy sh!t, I love how you can tie everything up into one neat little re-cap and have me roaring out loud while I am in my veal stall at work!

    BTW, here is the ‘Bankruptcy Bag’…IF it’s real…I can usually smell a fake from a mile away and, I have my suspictions with this one. Take a gander:

    http://www.louisvuitton.com/front/#/eng_US/Collections/Women/Handbags/products/Alma-MM-MONOGRAM-M53150

    This epi was awesome if for no other reason than no one made a lick of sense and, it was stupidity at it’s finest- like me drunk tweeting Flipit when I’ve had too much rum!

    Does anyone else get replused when watching Lauren eat? Man, I hate to say this but they’ve made SUCH an issue of her being overweight that I cringe anytime she talks, looks at, or eats food. It’s creepy, like she’s a foodophile, a fucking food perv. BLECK!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:10 am

    Shantigal you can’t blame Al as Caroline proudly said in Season 1 they only spent one day a week together. So raising the kids was Caroline’s job.

    What happened to the Brownstone Suace Chris and Albie were selling? I am wondering if Chris and Albie aren’t just sitting back having fun knowing they will be taking over the Brownstone and then the fun ends when the work begins?

    After finding out Taylor was carrying around two fake Birkins I would not be surprised one bit if Teresa’s purse was fake as well. Fakes are all the rage.

    Does Teresa not remember her creditors watch the show as well as governmental officials? I hope the creditors tell her to go to hell and pay full restitution. I hope the IRS is sniffing around as well.

  9. 9
    Tara
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:19 am

    “Besides, I think Ter’s made it pretty clear that she thinks “doing bankruptcy” just means you give your old credit cards to Milania and start new ones.” hysterical

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:20 am

    whoa typo *suspicions…I’d blame these loons for my poor grammar but, I am the typo Queen.

    Nice pickup @labowner, I didn’t know that. But then again, I hate Failor and avoid her at all costs. I bet Sheree’s Birkins are fake too, I was spying those last ATL season with side eye. Betch ‘only’ has 250k in the bank.

    That Alma MM can buy a lot of gold lame numbers for Milania to troll around in. Tre is a terrible mother for depriving her kids that way.

    Nice Bag! is the new, What’s with the Puppy?

  11. 11
    Chickstar
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:25 am

    @Chloes#1Fan, it’s really a low blow when you bring kids into it, and if you don’t have any yet..be careful yours might come out looking worse. I think Teresa’s kids are beautiful and have great personalities, Mel’s kids are just as beautiful to me. Don Caro and Drunk Jacq were to much for me. Jacq may think she was a good friend, but let me ask you would a good friend really bring the personal crap she was bringing up on TV and expect a real answer? Teresa has I’m almost sure been advised by her attorney not to discuss the case on TV because anything she says may be incriminating, I mean I’m not a lawyer and I know that..so what kind of response did Jacqeline really think she was going to get? That doesn’t make sense. Also since when does someones apology not seem “sincere” enough for you to justify why you didn’t accept her apology? Who the hell does Don Caro think she is? I would love to really know the background story on how the Brownstone was obtained…I’m sure there are plenty of skeletons in the Manzo’s closet!

  12. 12
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:25 am

    If creditors and the government need to watch Bravo to figure out how much money a tax evader really has, then I weep for our nation’s financial future.

  13. 13
    Real Ity Lover
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:33 am

    “Gypsy” Be happy for her buying fake bags if they are in fact fake- SHE IS FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY REMEMBER??? Well I hope they are anyways…. On another note, I hate how Jac and Caro treated Ter, it does take a lot to make Ter a total victim, and they did it, they a were just so awful. She has a crappy idiot husband and her finances are in ruins. I feel so bad for that woman.

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Not it’s much cheaper to sit back and watch as the idiots hang themselves. :) Not I do believe that came out during their first round of bankruptcy that someone from the other side was watching the show as well as Teresa’s lawyer. I believe the advance payment for the book was the reason why they had to rescind their bankruptcy filing.

    Gypsy that info about Taylor’s Birkin bags came about because they were part of the settlement from the lawsuit filed against her and the late Russell. Does the grifting never stop with that one?

  15. 15
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 10:48 am

    @Gypsy, please do not post links that will send me to the Louis Vuitton website. I always seem to find something I DESPERATELY need and CAN’T live without. So I end up eating ramen noodles and drinking miller lite instead of Stella for two weeks to recover from the purchase.

    Oh and I saw fake ass Sharee driving someone’s Bentley this weekend. I believe it’s a football player for the Giants.

    I can see how these girls bags could be fake. Most people would assume they are real because are supposed to live this lavish life so most people would not question it. They do have some super knock offs these days. I wouldn’t wear one, but I also don’t have to care about what I wear because I am on tv.

  16. 16
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Jaq is so basic.
    Bailey’s?
    Go with the Godiva White Chocolate to spice up the coffee…delicious.

    Chickbomb…I enjoy your recaps so much more than the show.

  17. 17
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Looks like someone else will “do bankruptcy” soon!

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/06/melissa-joe-gorga-owe-225m-mortgage-their-500k-home

  18. 18
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    Sheree just can’t stay away from those pro ballers, can she?

    Instead of a big, dumb dude with a wonky eye, maybe this one is a big, dumb guy with a club foot…

  19. 19
    tvsnarkeling
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Gorgas might file bankruptcy?? Shock!! Maybe Juicy can give them a few pointers and there will be love and kisses all around.

    The sitdown made me feel sorry for Tre. She should be allowed to keep her finaces private and reveal what/when and where she wants. It is none of Jac business. We all know if Jac had financial dirt on Tre and JJ she would be talking smack to Caro and Co. “Poor Teresa Giggle ,Giggle ,Tee, Hee”.

    I have always disliked Caro; she is a piece of work. The producers or Hubby called Caro in to help Jac and not only was Tre pissed I think Jac was miffed too. Caro is mad that Tre “attacked’ her boys in her book (I forget what Tre said but I did not think it was horrible) but yet week after week she is makes fun of her tubba-wabba daughter(before she slimmed down) and she thinks it’s funny. My heart breaks for Lauren. I personally know what it is like to live in a family that the boys are treated like princes and can do no wrong. She needs to get away and find herself. She might be too old but “Free Lauren!!”

  20. 20
    TWhit
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    I don’t care how you feel about Caro, Tre, Jac, the dog, Milania, the future Taj Mahaj that’s Juicy Joe’s garage…KNOW THIS…every time Tre says “moving forward”, a kitten dies.

  21. 21
    Closet fan
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    I laughed when Lauren was justifying going off of the egg white by saying that she was just going to eat healthy. It totally goes over her head if she could eat healthy she would not be overweight. Please just get the surgery already and spare us your justifications.

  22. 22
    LuckyLucy
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    I think you lose the right to tell people to mind their own business when you talk publicly about your business in national magazines.

  23. 23
    maryedith
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    I think Chris and Jacq look really miserable together. Maybe Chris is realizing he can’t blame it on Moonface living with them anymore. Jacq is such an old-school lush.

  24. 24
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 6:21 am

    “Doing bankruptcy” is like “Doing the Dew”, except with less caffeine, and more poorness.

  25. 25
    Iona Trailer
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 8:37 am

    The whole fight on the Laurita back deck was so staged it’s not even funny. Caroline just happened to stop by?

    Melissa doesn’t care anymore because she actually may do something…..and fighting with Teresa is becoming old news. If she and Midge move to California…which I hope they do….Teresa’s head will explode.

    Has anyone seen BLK water on a store shelf anywhere? I haven’t. Chris, Albie and Greg must be servicing Miss Andy since he has to be paying for that apartment. No way Chris and Albie actually work. Why not show them actually working?

  26. 26
    TWhit
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I just snorted Dr. Pepper out my nose. Can you imagine? Kyle Richards died a thousand deaths at Brandi saying “cock.” What when the POISON and TARZAN discussions start?

    Oh pls to make this happen Andy….

  27. 27
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

    You and your Dr. Pepper can take one step to the side and two steps back; my hiatal hernia just protruded through my chest wall and into my thorax again.

  28. 28
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Damn– Chris Manzo is sooooo done with this show, Ass-hat and all things Guidice!!!

    OK– back to reading

  29. 29
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    @NWMTV– AGAIN?!?!!??! That’s the third time this year!!!

  30. 30
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    @& Gypsy– thanks love– checked it out– 1600 bucks– yikes—Hey Tre–you’d be surprised how far that goes when shopping for groceries– just sayin’

    Caro– just shut up please– You are making me fear menopause–please dear God do not let me devolve into a raging, slack-skinned bitch who is always right. Also–enough about how Critterfur’s big business dream was denigrated by Tre in THE COOKBOOK. Your kids take enough shots (and had before the book was published) at Tre and Brown Smurf. They are grown up now and are getting BRAVO paychecks ( I am pretty sure) so let it go.

    And Lauren— enough now– Listen to Aunt Cawfee please– You are not a food addict–when you call yourself that, you give yourself permission to just keep eating. How do I know this?? My mother-in-law has hung that moniker on herself for over 25 years– yeah 25 years and over 350 pounds (she is about 5 ft 1 inch.). Not alot of fun but all her weight-related health problems sure are. So enough now– you are a quitter–when there is no immediate payoff for you then you quit. That is your problem and I am going to say why Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers and Nutrisystem are not banging down your door to get the free advertising as only BRAVO can provide it.

    Teresa– sigh…….I think she has her own reality and her own set of laws. Its obvious, right, that she spends alot of time with lawyers and is coached carefully on what to say, and how to say things. She has a really odd and pathological trick of listening to a question and parsing out the parts she can apply her version of law to. Sweet Jesus– if she starts talking about herself in the third person, I will be very scared.

    Jaxx– cut to the chase and put some whiskey in that cawfee for the love of Mike

  31. 31
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:11 am

    On a slightly unrelated topic, did anyone watch that Bravo Housewives reunion special? As a good friend of mine would say, that shit was some shit! My favorite moment from the countdown was when Miss Andy tries to get butch with the NJ ladies at their second reunion, Teresa is screaming about what a fucking bitch Danielle is, gets in her face, Miss Andy tries to get in between them, and Teresa just shoves him back in his seat, and Miss Andy just has a pained look on his face! It just goes to prove how ineffectual he really is at these reunions and I’ve never understood why he doen’t get someone experienced with reality-tv egos like Wendy Williams to host it.

    That moment crystallized why I do like Teresa. She may be dimwitted and slow on the uptake, but she really is a bulldog and will fight for what she thinks is right (although it’s usually wrong). I think that’s why I was really disappointed by her performance on Celebrity Apprentice, because she came off as even less intelligent than she normally does on RHONJ. She had no fight because she was intimidated. A feral Teresa is an awesome Teresa, which is why I love her backed into a corner and fighting her way out of it. I think that’s why people responded to Teresa in the staged argument with Jackie and Caroline this week; it was a throwback to what made Teresa so awesome before she became a bitch everyone loves to hate.

  32. 32
    erin
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 10:51 am

    this is by far the BEST rhonj recap i have ever read. it is hilarious.

  33. 33
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:30 am

    @25 Iona– sorry love– am behind on reading– I think BLK is at Uncle Guiseppe’s Market

  34. 34
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:37 am

    @31 Derek– you betcha I did !!!!!!! Keeps getting better no matter how many times I watch it.
    And you are right about Tre–you know I just re-read “Gone With The Wind” for a book club– she is totally Scarlett O’Hara—book Scarlett not movie Scarlett.

  35. 35
    Iona Trailer
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Sorry Derek…the moment Teresa ambushed Danielle at the fashion show and intentionally started that whole ruckus for no good reason…I’ve hated her with a passion. I don’t care what she is going throught, she is to blame for the bed she makes every night. Teresa is not a nice person. She is a bitch and had everyone fooled up until that night she went after Danielle. What is so funny is that Danielle was right on the mark with everything she said about Teresa.

    Question…I have Comcast for cable service and see that the OC and New York Housewives can be watched On Demand but not New Jersey and seemingly Atlanta. Anyone know why?

  36. 36
    Tmurda
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 2:19 am

    Awesome cap! If a person has a weight prob and DOESNT pay off a doc to implant a lap-band or do Gastric Bypass is an idiot. And if said rich kid chooses to “diet”, then he/she can afford a nutritionist to explain the concept of portion-control as opposed to eating only fruits and veggies all day which leads to binging regularly, thus losing no weight. Hey, i’d rather “take the easy way out” than be fat and miserable.
    I’d be pissed if I were J too. If Tre had just said “i’d rather sell dramatic interviews to the tabloids than sell my massive house to cover all my debt at once”, then J would most likely have been like “Ok, cheers!.” But when you know for a FACT that ur BFF isn’t being real with you (pretty much lying COMPLETELY) about something so obvious, then you feel like said friend is trying to make a fool of you and your friendship, which is not cool.
    How does one “copy” another when said copier wasn’t aware of whatever he/she was doing/purchasing in the first place? Your girls are wearing matching swim-wear? SHOCKER! There’s are clearly only 1-3 “high-end” boutiques in the area, so it makes sense that two kids who wear the same size will end up matchng. Having your driveway done doesnt highten your social status, so WTF would a person want to copy that for? Why would one find such a thing imressive enough to copy? I mucho confused.
    Point being ,a real friend doesnt just tell you what u want to hear by ignoring the “white elephant” so you can live in denial. When I was a drug addict MY bff responded to my “I’m totes ok, girl!” with “you look like a scab-faced, greasy-haired, bloodshot-eyed monster, so cut it out you white-trash tweaker!”….And Iv’e been sober ever since. Tre is a lunatic partially because of excused behavior by those in her circle. Bad behavior never changes unless confronted, people! Just walk away, J!!

  37. 37
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 5:18 am

    I’m addicted to food.
    My favorites are bread, cheese, and potatoes.
    I cannot eat any of it.
    They will make me fat.
    The world is cruel.

  38. 38
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 6:34 am

    @36 Tmurda– congrats on sobriety, love.

    And yes– BFF’s tell the hard truth—hard to hear usually but it comes from a place of love.

  39. 39
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 8:35 am

    Agreed Sheesh. I have to fight the urge regularly to go get a big Mac everyday.

  40. 40
    SuburBint
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 9:26 am

    @7 Gypsy — totes agree, bag is a knock-off. The lines are all wrong. Also the colors are suspect, regardless of lighting.

    Completely off topic, but MisterBint has a co-worker who is up to his eyeballs in debt because his wife keeps buying $500 Coach wallets which she then lets the baby use as teethers, necessitating the purchase of another wallet. Lather, rinse, repeat. Personally, I use a lime-green, faux-leather, super-roomy handbag from Wally World and it only cost me $30. When it starts to fall apart, I’ll get another one, and I’m okay with that. Maybe if Flipit starts paying me in more than cyber smoochies and copious praise,
    I will one day be able to spring for a ridiculously expensive LV or Coach bag, just for the experience.

    I must say, I am loving the way this show addresses the fact that they are on a reality show and the fame that results actually affecting their day-to-day lives, rather than pretending that the constant media exposure hasn’t changed their lives at all (like on Jersey Shore). I do wish that the episodes could be filmed and edited more quickly so we’re actually looking at recent events, rather than seeing the backlash 6 months after the tabloids are off the stands, but oh well. This is much better than the typical reality TV bubble.

  41. 41
    2muchbravo
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 9:47 am

    I feel for Lauren and her weight issues. I do. I’ve got them too. It doesn’t help that her own friggin’ mother laughs and says, “She’s my chunka munka,” and openly favors the sons. Low self esteem and weight problems go hand-in-hand. Lap bands and gastric bypass do nothing to help resolve those problems. Those are quick fixes and I’ve seen too many people regain weight they’ve lost that way. You have to relearn how to eat. Lauren was whining about everyone drinking and her not being able to drink. She can, just not high calorie drinks. Have a wine spritzer or a light beer. I guess it’s just easier to whine.
    On programs like WW you learn about portion control and how you can have 1 cannoli vs lots of high fiber more nutritious stuff that’ll fill you up. You decide what to eat. It doesn’t tell you never to eat a cannoli again in your life and play the fat martyr. Just make allowances for it. But, it’s easier to whine, “Poor me. Why me?”
    Annnnnd, of course, Daddy can always buy you a lap band.

  42. 42
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Everybody knows the only way you’ll ever be pretty to not be fat is if you quit eating. You have to starve yourself. Or you’ll just get fatter every day. Starving doesn’t mean fruit cups and salad with cheese on it. It means a mini jar of pasteurized piglets. Or a jar of air.

    Stuffing your face with a fruit cup is how you balloon out to the point where you need to lose 30 lbs. Like the people on Discovery Channel specials. They had to bust the wall down for 1 of them. He might’ve needed to lose even more than 30 lbs! So of course he died.

    That’s why they call it morbidly obese. And you have to get an operation.

    But don’t keep putting it off to Discovery Channel extremes like Lauren did.

    If you catch it time, and get operated on while you’re still young and 3 or 4 lbs morbidly obese, you won’t have to worry about getting as fat and old as her.

  43. 43
    Tmurda
    Posted June 24, 2012 at 12:59 am

    Thnx hawt coffee!

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