This is not good because he has a temper, Mel tells us in all seriousness, of course conveniently forgetting about the last hour she spent baiting him to get there ASAP. “I told you not to come,” she simpers, keeping up the game. But Midge has been set loose and is ready to raise hell. “Where is he?” he demands, stumbling around in a t-shirt and wool cap. “Even though my wife told me not to come, I came anyway,” he proudly reports, as if he had any control whatsoever over how he happened to land there.
Caro runs over to hug Midge and also to tattle that Pete Guidice is there also, a fact that’s relevance continues to elude me. She updates him, and Mel updates Jacquee. It goes like this:
Let’s spend three reunion specials dissecting this.
Fine. Teresa’s fault.
Of course Midge wants to storm the building and…well, I don’t know what he wants to accomplish. Bite people’s ankles? Caro tries to restrain him, saying that she’ll have a heart attack if he enters the building. Jacquee is now talking about how she overheard sleazy Angelo talking about how he was going to try and embarrass Mel, and just as a reminder, it was a setup and all Teresa’s fault. It’s the Franklin Lakes Witch Trials. Now Mel is bemoaning that Ter did this to her when they were in “such a good spot”.
“Buckle up, bitches,” she warns us, and then Midge storms the building! Mel naturally whines about what an unexpected pickle she’s in, now that Midge has taken it upon himself to crash the fashion show despite her best fake begging for him not to. What about Pete, someone asks? Indeed, what about Pete? What does he have to do with this at all? Someone else says they hope Pete gets a beating. Seriously, what did this guy do?
Midge introduces himself to the salon manager who is the roly-poly guy we met last week, who is another one insisting that he has nothing to do with anything. However, he is more than happy to make a call to sleazy Angelo to invite him back to the action to back up his claims of Melissa’s dancing past.
And now the manager – who probably had as much to do with this as Kim D., because with Chateau shut down, there’s definitely an opening for a new gossip hot spot and why should he have a piece? – is calling slimy Angelo a “slimebag”. So this afternoon he was your PR guy, now he’s a slimeball? Any way the wind blows, huh buddy. If the wind’s blowing toward the camera, that is.
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