RHONJ Recap: The End

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By ChickBomb | Thursday, September 27, 2012 | 10:21 pm | 45 Comments
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In the Bravo we’re back but not really segment, we learn why Brown Smurf thought he would get away with impersonating his brother on the driver’s license. They really do look a lot alike, but not so much close up. Riveting.

Back in the Posche fashion show parking lot, Mel is asking that someone “get my motherfucking car”. She’s definitely pissed. Kat says it’s “blowing her mind how deeply Teresa’s involved”. Based upon what evidence? That she got her hair done somewhere else? Oh, but the problem is that Ter didn’t jump in and rescue Melissa when she knew what was happening. “If you associate with scum, you become scum,” wise old school Kat tells us. So who’s the scum here? It’s really hard to tell.

Everyone wonders where Ter is, and Caro tells the group that she’s inside like a coward. “It was your sister,” Mel tells Midge. Where is your proof? And what exactly is it proof of? Now Midge wants to tell Ter off “for hanging out with that slut”. Midge seems drunk, which makes sense to me considering it seems like Lebanese Dilbert drove him there. And now Midge has drunk the sangria flavored kool-aid and is babbling about how Ter “did something” to set Mel up.

“It’s so screwed up,” complains Mel. Lauren and Caro shake their heads over how Ter stirs the pot and sweet, innocent Mel is just standing there, sprinkle cookies in hand, trying to do the right thing.

And Jacquee’s back with more mystery texts that are surely 100% fact – Ter knew about this setup two weeks ago, she reports to Mel. Despite having nothing at all to support this claim, Mel just adds it to the fire and says how ironic it is because she and Ter have never been closer. But at the end of day, Mel decides, Ter just wants to expose her for who she thinks she is.


And if I don’t think I was a bikini dancer, then I wasn’t. Praise Jesus. 

Caro is now announcing that she will never attend a Posche fashion show again. Lauren directs her over to Midge so that “he doesn’t think you’re against him”. So if you don’t literally stand next to him, you’re against him? More clear and logical thought from the Jersey town folk. 

And there’s Jacquee again, up on her high horse of disgust talking about how she has proof that she was betrayed. First of all, what the hell does this have to do with Jacquee, besides the part where she inserted herself into the drama courtesy of the mystery texts? And second – if you have all this proof of what was going on, why are you not being blamed for knowing about it and not saying anything?

“You’re better than this,” Caro advises Midge. Really, how so? I think they’re all swimming around in the exact cesspool they were meant to be in . Mel is going on and on in his ear about “your sister, your sister”. She tells us that the Posche fashion show is for “trash” – not high class bikini bar workers like herself – and she wasted a night with her kids on this “trash party”. She means that she wasted a night seeing her virgin routine exposed.

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  1. 1
    Too-Old-To-Care
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 12:16 am

    What, no mention of Dilbert’s attempt to look tough and ready-to-rumble by turning up the collar on his Polo shirt? You just KNOW that weenie would be cowering and whimpering behind Kat if anyone ever took a threatening step toward him.

    BTW, coinky-dink isn’t Italian dialect. We’ve used that phrase for years here on the other side of the country.

  2. 2
    smango
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 5:42 am

    I’m glad you are as confused about the ‘blame Teresa’ bandwagon as I am. To me, she seem to be genuinely uncomfortable in the last episode, when Slimy Angelo started his sliming. This whole episode was nonsensical. It seems that either a whole bunch of information was edited out, or everyone swilled sangria for hours and hours before shooting… because based on what was aired, I’m not sure how everyone is proving Teresa’s involvement. Yeah, Teresa’s not exactly the most honest person in the world, but I really don’t see how she was involved. Kim Duckface, on the other hand….

    BTW…what blogs are you reading? I love extra scoop, but I’m too lazy to search!

  3. 3
    LastCall
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 5:44 am

    If we believe that Baldy McGreaseball was telling the truth about Melissa while the cameras were rolling, shouldn’t we also presume he was telling the truth off camera? Actually it seems to me he’d be even more likely to be honest when there were no cameras aimed at him. And while he was off camera but still mic’d at that “fashion” show, he clearly said:

    “Kim and Teresa want me to blow the cover on Melissa because she plays ‘holier than thou.’ They had me do this,”

    He didn’t say Bravo did it. He said Tre and her BFF (Coke-Hag) did it. The former manager of the “bikini bar” in question, someone named Larry Guarino, says [regarding Melissa] that:

    “She was a bartender for a couple of months years ago, it was such a short time.”

    and:.

    “Angelo never even worked with her because he worked during the day and she worked at night”

    ???

    And of course Bravo is still claiming they had absolutely nothing to do with any set-up, but we all know Bravo is a pathological liar. Personally, I’m 100% convinced that Bravo was involved and about 99% sure Teresa was too. I’m also 100% shocked by the staggering number of commenters cross the interwebs who argue that Teresa would never do something like this and/or that everyone else is out to get her. This theory is espoused by roughly the same percentage of commenters who are certain that 9/11 was an inside job. If I read one more thing on the interwebs about poor, victimized Teresa , I might just be forced to flip a table. Teresa is bad, mmmkay?

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:04 am

    To me the guy was selective in his wording when he saw Melissa.

    “hey you remember me?” He didn’t say anything about being a dancer.

    But when he spoke to Teresa and Kim D, Baldy said that she used to dance for him.

    I believe that she worked at a bikini bar and the girls probably do dance.

    People probably think Teresa was in on the set up because she always thought Melissa was a dancer, and like many have said when other people have said things about her family she’s darn near torn the set up she was so angry. Now she just was just “uncomfortable”.

  5. 5
    Iona Trailer
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 7:49 am

    From my like to my hated….

    1. Melissa – Who cares if you were a stripper and were on display on display each and everyday everyday. Just come clean about it all so everyone can move on. Your husband doesn’t care and he’s sleeping with Big Gay Greg on the side anyway.

    2. Kathy – Now you stop bringing Rosie around? I know it was a fashion show but she would have taken prisoners and asked questions later.

    3. Caroline – Everyone hates you…but you probably have more commone sense then the other four combined. Points off for creating the Lauren monster and for running of Generic Girlfriend.

    4. Jaqueline – Stop being a drama queen. That night at Posche was not about you. Melissa showed up and she was the one set up. There is no question why Assface is a such a mess.

    5. Teresa – You are an evil troll. It will be justice when Milania puts you and Juicy in a home.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 7:50 am

    From my like to my hated….

    1. Melissa – Who cares if you were a stripper and were on display on display each and everyday everyday. Just come clean about it all so everyone can move on. Your husband doesn’t care and he’s sleeping with Big Gay Greg on the side anyway.

    2. Kathy – Now you stop bringing Rosie around? I know it was a fashion show but she would have taken prisoners and asked questions later.

    3. Caroline – Everyone hates you…but you probably have more commone sense then the other four combined. Points off for creating the Lauren monster and for running of Generic Girlfriend.

    4. Jaqueline – Stop being a drama queen. That night at Posche shownot about you. Melissa showed up the next day for the reunion and she was the one being set up. There is no question why Assface is a such a mess.

    5. Teresa – You are an evil troll. It will be justice when Milania puts you and Juicy in a home.

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    Bitchylady
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 8:41 am

    I’m with you ChickBomb – I don’t think Teresa was in on it in the beginning but once she saw him at the show, she knew what was up and just let it ride to see which way it would go. Eh – whatever.

    And it would seem that Jackie knew what the hell was going down before anyone else and had all this inside info so why the F%#% didn’t SHE say something to Melissa? She was too busy telling everyone else about Teresa’s guilt. And I’m sorry but Melissa was WAY too calm during this – total deer in the headlights when he showed up at the table and quite possibly the worst acting skills I’ve ever seen later in the bathroom and back at the table. And what’s up with the whispered ” stop and yell out the window to your sister that she should be ashamed of her self – tell her, tell her – shame, SHAME!”

    Bitch – yell it to her yourself if you’re that upset! Melissa is a Caroline in training….

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    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 8:48 am

    If this is even remotely possible; melissas acting skills are far worse than her singing ‘skills’…..her reaction when she was talking to theresa and the repeated “I know I know him from somewhere” bs were more fake than the horror film scene she tried to act out in the warehouse scene with joeG. she has too many tells to ever get away with a lie….I can read her like green eggs and ham

  9. 9
    Lexy
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Please what the rerun. Angelo clearly says “Johny told me that Kim and Teresa Teresa want me to blow the cover on Melissa because she plays ‘holier than thou.’ They had me do this”. By they Angelo is lcearly refering to either the producers and/or Johnny Karagiorgis and his wife Penny Drossos who were completely edited out of the last episode because they were pitching penny to be a new housewife but then realized that they had been used by production not to set Melissa up but to set Teresa up as the evil SIL.
    Cat Rodriguez as an executive producer let her personal feelings (romance rumors between Cat and Melissa are circulating all over the internet) blur her profesionalism and wanted to give the perception of Melissa being the peace maker vs. Teresa being the evil one who outed her.
    Kathy, Melissa, Jacqueline and Caroline are all on this as they received the same text messages from Cat so they just went with it, the only one ignorant of the plan was Teresa.
    BTW, how did midget got so far from where he lives to this club? In any given day it takes more than an hour with traffic to get there. And Richy, where they together on his house? I give more and more credit to the sources that say that Midget was already there waiting for this call to make his entrance, just right next to the club.
    Last season I am watching this mess, production should stay out of it instead of pitching family members against each other.

  10. 10
    missymam
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 9:35 am

    My question, why did Pete Giudice say “good job” to Teresa after the confrontation when she was inside talking to people?

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    NMH
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 9:50 am

    There is absolutely nothing I could say about this convoluted show that you didn’t cover. Congrats on the best recap I’ve ever read. It was hysterical and had me laughing the whole time while reading. Praise Jesus for ChickBomb!

  12. 12
    mick
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 9:52 am

    You guys, these idiots have a “job” to do. Letting on that they know some producer-driven faux DRAMA is afoot would constitute insubordination or dereliction of duties and/or contract violation, don’t you think?

    It’s their “job” to react dramatically to whatever happens in whatever setting the producers have arranged, and part of that means not revealing who is pulling the strings.

  13. 13
    Sunshine
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 10:02 am

    There were and still are tons and tons of bars in Jersey (and elsewhere I am sure) that bar tenders wear bikinis….that’s NOT dancing…..so I’m not buying baldy’s word at all. I think Kim D set it up with the producers and baldy. And my son is a bartender (totally clothed) and makes about $500 bucks a night in tips at a country club on a weekend so just because Melissa pulled in lots of money in tips doesn’t prove she was naked. IF she danced….wouldn’t someone somewhere have a picture of that to sell by now?

    I think Theresa might not have set it up but she did know shit was going to go down…the heart pounding shows us she knew something was going to upset everybody. Kim D wants on the show..she will do anything to stay relevant. The Posche fashion show was at the Brownstone this year (NOT filmed) so I guess Kim D. and Theresa aren’t besties anymore or Kim would never have used Caroline’s place.

    Jacqueline should have told everybody who the texts were from ….she should do it at the reunion….these producers are scripting these shows and ruining them. I also read in other articles that Dina was the two faced texter but I doubt that.

    Bottom line….Theresa hates Melissa and just won’t admit it. Melissa should admit she hates Theresa and just end it and move on.

    I think Bravo is going to blow this cast up..not just add some relatives or friends of Theresa. They know people are sick of this fight. I can’t wait to see how it ends up. So many of my friends stopped watching…so did I ….except for the last episode ….I wanted to see the facial expressions on all the liars LOL

  14. 14
    Sunshine
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Lexy is totally right…the producers ruin the show…..it should be filmed by the cameramen and then edited into an hour a week….with the producers maybe suggesting where to go eat or something like that …but not being allowed to talk to any of the housewives themselves in private. Too many agendas.

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    Zo Impressive
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Totally agree with Bitchylady. Tre, no innocent by any means, was just as set up by SweetJackee as Melissa was by KimD and smarmy Angelo. No surprises, just “Y’all come clean” at the reunion or cancel the show and let’s start over.

  16. 16
    labowner
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Wow Chickbomb way too many excuses for Tre. When at the salon, Tre should have taken a picture of said baldy and sent to Mel saying what the fuck is up? They left Napa for her, she could have made a phone call. She made not have set it up, but she sure as shit could have phoned Mel way before the fashion show. What the fuck was Pete doing there?

    By the way, Andy’s good friend Cooper Anderson admitted he can’t watch this franchise anymore because it is too dark.

    Andy, we have had enough, have you?

    Why question Jac? We all know she was in emotional shambles at the time because of Nik and who lost a good friend (I guess she thought that of Tre) when she probably needed her most.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Dina were involved.

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Sooooo in Providence RI there is a “Bikini Bar” and above it is a motel where you can rent rooms by the hour. Right near the state house where good ole Buddy Cianci was and might still be in office…

    Who CARES???

    We’ll never get to the bottom of it.

    This was manufactured drama b/c there was no “Book” or “Christening” this season so they had to find SOMETHING and it was a big old FAIL.

  18. 18
    eyediosmio Eyediosmio
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 11:15 am

    You know, I keep going back and forth on this. I really REALLY hate Theresa, she’s been awful since day 1, but BUT, i cant help but think that she’s not 100% the evil mastermind these women are making her out to be. Here is how i think it went down.
    The producers definitely used Kim to get slimeball at the event. However, once Ter knew about this situation and she never mentioned it to Mel, she is a part of it. ALSO, she brought it up in front of the cameras, otherwise her dancing would not have even been an issue.
    Clearly, it was a producer fed agenda, HOWEVER, I do think that Ter still dislikes her SIL and just let it ride. Also, she had mentioned before this season that Mel was a dancer, so its not a new claim on her part which makes her culpability so much easier to believe in.
    Jacs is a mess, there is no reasoning with her. I dont think it has anything to do with Ter either. I think she is in a bad place emotionally and needs help. Her son’s issues and her crazy daughter, her family’s financial problems – she needs a break. And Ter is just a part of the fallout
    So in short, Producers started it, Ter enjoyed it, Kim is a coke whore, and we all suffered for it.

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 11:23 am

    ‘Caroline tells us she has “no words”…but somehow manages to keep talking.’

    I thought the same damn thing ChickBomb, LOVE IT!

  20. 20
    KeKe
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    @Gypsy, I said the same thing. For someone with ”no words” this bitch sure had a lot to say.

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    toomuchtv
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    How is dancing in a bikini or bartending so shameful when calling your wife a c**t, driving drunk, and imbezeling your partners is not??? Whether Teresa knew or not, she is still a self centered, vindictive and delusional person. Melissa is also self-centered and delusional but has her moments. All I think when I see Jackie is how her expression NEVER changes. Check it out. How much botox do you have to use to get that effect? Kathy’s story isn’t dramatic enough and her kids and husband aren’t so cute to be on anybody’s tv. Caroline has no storyline so tries to bully and judge everyone else. How in heaven did she get a radio show??!! Boooooooorrrrrrriiiiinnnng.
    And I can’t wait for the reunion!

  22. 22
    LastCall
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    “1. Melissa – Who cares if you were a stripper and were on display on display each and everyday everyday. Just come clean about it all so everyone can move on.”

    I’m borrowing this comment from Iona above…not because I think she’s so wrong, but because it’s a good example of the most common sentiment expressed around the internet lately regarding Melissa. I agree, and I think the vast majority of people do, that if Melissa had been a stripper, nobody would really care. The people who like her would still like her, and the people who hate her would still hate her.

    But what if she WASN’T a stripper??? It sounds like everyone wants her to admit to something that might very well be completely untrue. I tend to believe she wasn’t, because I think if she were, there’d be more evidence exposed already. She said she bartended. Her old boss said she bartended. I dunno, maybe they’re telling the truth?

  23. 23
    labowner
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    I love how Tre constantly references what all of this is doing to her parents, yet she is now threatening to sue Melissa for assaulting her at the reunion. Andy, get rid of this loon post haste.

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    wow
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Totally agree with you Eyediosmio – I’m as far from a Teresa fan as possible but I don’t think she was the mastermind, I mean first of all that would require her to have a mind, but besides that I think Teresa’s lack of intelligence, delusion and inability to articulate really did her in here. I believe she absolutely was thrilled inside that Melissa may be exposed as a “dancer” without her having to do the actual exposing and so she helped it along and stupidly didn’t see that this could get turned around on her because in her warped mind she still thinks she’s presenting this believable facade of wanting to get along and make peace with Melissa. In addition, once she saw things swinging towards her being the bad guy, she got defensive, as usual because she has no ability to defend herself without attacking others. I too HATE the apparent producer interference, haven’t the past seasons proved that these idiots will eventually find something to hate each other for without the meddling?

    I truly hope the reunion provides some amount of clarity on this but I’m not getting my hopes up.

  25. 25
    caligal
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    According to the famewhorgas website, the reason Jackie wasn’t at the reunion wasn’t because she didn’t want to face Tre, it was because she was too drunk to be on camera. Chris and the producers made the decision not to put Jac on camera.

    Caroline isn’t coming back, stating she only did this season to promote the kids’ businesses. If she isn’t yapping to the camera about another Manzo success, how will everyone know when there is a Manzo success?? It’s not like BLK is flying off of shelves and, I doubt very seriously, Cafface stays open long enough to ever see a penny in profit.

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    Dawn
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    I also think you made way too many excuses for Tre, Chickbomb. Everybody else’s character flaws were on display, on display, on display in your recap, but you made Teresa look like a poor set-up victim. I think she was completely in on it but got flustered when it didn’t reap the result she was hoping it would.

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    Katie
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    I don’t get the Teresa “love bombs. This woman is a calculating shyster who will stoop to any position to get what she wants.

    I personally love how she tears up and weeps over the “damage” done to her family and how much distress this is causing her parents but not ONCE have I heard her say she is done with this show. They would have to peel her off the camera man, just like Vicki Gunvalson, before she leaves.

    And think about this: if Teresa is using Bravo’s editing and behind the scenes maneuvering to make her look bad, then why is she hanging off Andy Cohen when a normal reaction would be to show anger at those who try to make her look bad?

    If I thought the producers were doing this to me and my family against my will I would exit the show simply for my sense of dignity and self worth. Not Teresa who would have you believe that the entire cast and production company were out to get her.

    Teresa and Joe Guidice are stinky pieces of cheese.

  28. 28
    LaurenB52
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 8:42 am

    I wish there was atleast one person to really like on this show. It’s no fun when you hate all the characters.

    Has anyone seen the text convo between Jac and Tre that’s on Teresa’s website? What I find telling is that Jac first released only snippets of the convo on her twitter and Teresa released the entire convo including her parts. Jac really needs to get a grip, she’s going through a lot and needs to back away from the Gorga family drama but it annoys the hell out of me that she keeps inserting herself into it and then weeping that it’s too much for her.

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    KeKe
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 10:29 am

    @LaurenB52 I saw both. Someone said after Teresa posted the whole convo, Jac deleted the ones she posted. I thought it was funny when Teresa said it was basically just a one-sided convo Jac was having with herself. The messages make Jac seem a bit unstable. I thought it was a low when she remarked that Gabriella looks a lot like Teresa’s ex.
    What’s funny about it was that she said that comment was made because Teresa said baby Joey doesn’t look like her brother. It’s like you said, she keeps inserting herself into the Gorga family drama.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    TOTAL CAWEFEE DISCLOSURE– I HAVE NOT READ THIS FULL RECAP NOR ANY COMMENTS:

    Of course Mel called Midge– he knows she was a stripper. And I must ask what school district Mel taught in that her school “job” was not made known. Would love to know this “cousin” who owned/maaged/got her the job at Lookers—her sisters look like they have some stripping pasts.

    Pure BRAVO professional hit—- and Tre is getting her pay off– BRAVO support of her future books (and past ones) and a spin-off. I also think Tiny and Manzo’s are getting one–Sort of one fambly against the other.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    @ 16 Lab– dang-you are always jumpin’ in my head– I wondewred that too–Dina is and has always been been the pot-stirrer. When the coming attractions for the season were shown (either after the reunion or after the first show of the season– we saw Dina or Tre saying that Tiny “was looking to bring down ” Teresa—-I can see it—–Tre has a fambly to provide for and will do what ever BRAVO leads her believe what is best.

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    fancyface
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    “And I also don’t think it was incumbent on her to call Mel and let her know that this slimeball had materialized and was ready to blow up her Jesus junkie act at the Posche fashion show.”

    REALLY? If I was a total innocent participant that LOVED my brother & wanted to make things work with my SIL, I and probably every other decent person in the world, would have IMMEDIATELY called her & let her know what was going on. And if she was so concerned & wanted ‘nothing to do with it’…why ask Mel about it in the bathroom? If she wouldn’t have asked, it wouldn’t have went any further. Teresa knew EXACTLY what she was doing & her fleeing after Melissa said she was calling her brother shows that.

    Melissa..WTF with the say shame bull ish? There goes your whole I never try to make them fight act.

    IDK what the hell Pete had to do with it either, but obviously from their comments whatever his involvement was is cut from the show.

    Jackie only knew what was going on AFTER it was happening so I don’t know how you feel like she had anything to do with it, but this cap is so Ter biased I guess you had to make it work. She got upset because once again, Ter tried to shift blame to her (again) out of the blue because she was backed into a corner. Remember the argument with her brother where she randomly said maybe Jaclyn did it? Yeah…there’s that. Ter is so full of shit & I can’t believe this cap of excuses but at least it was funny.

    Oh yeah, Caroline…STFU! I REALLY hope she doesn’t come back.

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    realhousewivesfan
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    All i can say is Teresa has a strong personality and can be light and funny, when i would watch the show season 2 especially, she was the one i was awaiting screen time. Shes quarky and her kids are funny spoiled brats, i love her shtick.. if she leaves i will NOT tune in to season 5, that’s my promise.
    I seriously wanted to like Melissa but she is so fake and that husband is a fame whore too! he’s constantly parading himself in a degrading manner, he’s a joke. Caroline’s ruthless ego maniac maliciousness has reached a point of intolerable! Her adult kids are pathetic, the routine was fine 5 years ago, but now? the show shows they wont ever accomplish anything on they’re own. Jaqueline doesn’t have a story, her only purpose is to be Carolines echo. Kat has less of a story and anytime she feels “digged” i laugh at the bitch cause no one cares. I miss Danielle’s flamboyent made for tv personality, its safe to say she wasn’t the liability we all thought.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 8:22 am

    I think Tre is getting a spin-off and Mel is too (with her sisters) and Kathy (hopefully Dilbert will tone down the sex-talk). Tiny and Jaxx may too to keep the $$$ flowing and the Manzo Boys employed.

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    annie Annie
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    I feel like Towelie in South Park: ‘I have no idea what’s going on”

    What a clusterfuck. Here’s MY theory:

    Mel probably did work at a strip club back in the day, technically NOT as a legit stripper, but a bartender or cocktail waitress. BUT if someone threw some extra $20′s her way for a dance or whatever else, she probably did it and didn’t think anything of it, because TECHNICALLY she wasnt a stripper, right??! (in her mind).

    I don’t think Tre set Mel up for all that to happen at the show……but I do think she knew rumors were going around, people were talking shit, but she didn’t know when or where it would all happen.

    And yes, I do agree with Melissa……the Posche fashion show is trash. Or as Mel would say “Tresh”

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    jp
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 10:42 am

    –After watching Ter on the Apprentice and some on this show, I think she is just not that bright. I also think that she is so powerless in her homelife but she does not see herself as a pushover and does not want to be one so she over compensates in situations like these. I feel bad for her in that respect, but yeah she is a shit-stirrer for sure!
    –I can see why Mel would want to deny everything to the cameras. It also seems like towards the end she decided that is just doesn’t matter anymore. Too bad she did not decide that a long time ago. Maybe she could have calmly just told Ter a true version of her history and they could have worked it out together. But is Bravo and this is drama-land so that would have never happened.
    –I could stand Caro so much more if she did not have such annoying people around her all the time. Her daughter sucks.

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Lots of good chuckles – thanks ChickBomb! Must be something wrong with my TV because all I heard during the reunion was blah, blah, blah and then some more blah, blah, blah! With a few Boo Hoo’s thrown in! In the words of the Grifting Grifter Armstrong, “ENOUGH”!

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    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    ” Must be something wrong with my TV because all I heard during the reunion was blah, blah, blah and then some more blah, blah, blah! With a few Boo Hoo’s thrown in! In the words of the Grifting Grifter Armstrong, “ENOUGH”!”

    You must have been watching on the same channel I was. Maybe I’ll be able to hear them better if I watch in HD. ;)

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Classy DON’T DO IT, the JOWELS & your EYES! I swear that’s why I am under the weather today.

    And, ooof Kath…no bueno.

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    featherhead
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    I can’t wait for the mini cap. The funniest thing was Theresa’s blog. She States that she just sat there calm and collected, BWHAHAHA – yep cool and calm as a whistle – that’s our Tree!

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    I won’t even front I loved that green dress.

    Caro based her whole outfit around that fambly bracelet.

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    labowner
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    All I can say is go Rosie.

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    I loved Tre’s dress! But then, I alway’s was a sucker for a good Christmas pageant! :-)

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    I liked the green dress too…

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    Lola Says
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:03 am

    You guys, here’s why I know Melissa wasn’t a stripper… She can’t dance. Need we re-watch the cris Judd episode? Mel is big talk about being a star, but does get visibly uncomfortable when she’s the center of attention – like the dining room table photo shoot (I know, only on rhonj…), the “walking” photo shoot with jacketude, her blk “breakthrough performance”… Hey, gotta give it to a girl that tries, but that ain’t no stripper.

    I think it all stems from tre’s initial assessment of Mel that anyone (but her) with fake boobs is clearly a stripper.

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