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But, let’s not forget, Ter is the star of this show so Kat agrees to meet her for lunch.
“I know we haven’t talked..,” starts Ter. Then she tries to tell Kat the she and her never really had a problem. ”You can’t nitpick and be petty on every little thing,” she tells us.
She shares the story of what will now and forever be known as THE AMBUSH. Kat immediately realizes that’s why she’s gotten the lunch date call. But she’s not ready to jeopardize her relationship with the glamorous Caroline and Jacquee. So she feeds some Ter some crap about how she should give it time and then whips out a photo of Ter pregnant with the demon seed!
The one on the left is either Rosie or Chandler Bing.
The walk down memory lane continues with a pilgrimage into junior class ho Victoria’s closet, where Kat mined some failed art project that Ter gave them when Vic was born.
From the WTF Is Your Baby Wearing Collection.
And then the On Display train is pulling out of the station! Mel is putting on make-up for her Ryan Seacrest radio interview. Midge can’t understand why.
I’m sorry, do the words ON DISPLAY mean anything to you at all?
“If you’re a hard worker, a good person and you pray – it happens!” trills Mel. She gets on the phone with Ryan, and talks about how her song is about empowerment. Mel wants to be low key, of course, but Midge is insisting of making a big party out of it.
I hate this! Can you get more of my poster in the shot?
Seriously lady, don’t sing a song about being on display and then cry about how you don’t want Midge throwing a party for you. You’re not that smart. Of course she totally rocks out to her own song. She says Ryan doesn’t like her song very much, but she doesn’t care cause she only cares what “the world” thinks. Well honey, if Ryan doesn’t play it, the world will never know because he basically owns earth.
Over at Ter’s, she is talking to Brown Smurf about going to therapy. ”I ain’t sayin’ it’s no good,” he offers by way of dubious support. Ter assures him it’s just to help Midge get through his issues, and the therapy thing seems to be moving forward. Smurf agrees it would be nice to see the kids together, and then he sort of jokes that Midge is more of a sister than a brother. Aw, sweet.
On the way to the On Display party, Midge is telling us how all the ‘blog sites’ are talking shit about Mel. Everybody’s waiting for her to fall. We know.
Then he talks about what a loser you must be to sit around talking on twitter all day, then Mel studiously reads all her good luck tweets from Caro and Jacquee. Oh, even Ter sent a nice tweet. But over in Ter’s limo, she’s happily reading all the tweet saying how bad Mel’s song is.
Chris and Brown Smurf are texting talking about how bad the wives feel. Smurf says Chris says that Jacquee feels bad about “what she did”. So why’d she do it, Ter wants to know.
At the party, Rosie is already drunk! She’s telling Midge how much she loves him. Chris Manzo says it’s just a party for Midge to put Mel “on display – no pun intended.” Which he later amends to “pun intended”.
And then, Caroline and company show up.
Let the good times roll.