RHONYC: Armageddon Part 2: It All Ends Here

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   hbgchick
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 8:27 am

   OMG the Marlboro man. Positively brilliant example!!! LOL!!! Back to reading…

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   giffordsaz
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 8:37 am

   Thanks for following the season and putting up with what I believe is the downfall of the housewives series. These woman have nothing redeeming about them. Most housewives cities have one or two wives that can make us like them, have sympathy for, or want to be them… not so much in New York. These thinnly veiled social wannabees have nothing to offer that I can buy into. Kinda like the beginnings of the downfall of Rome. It had to start somewhere right? not a single Candi in Atlanta, Lisa in Beverly Hills, Carolyn in Jersey, Sunshine in O.C. but in New York? Nope, nada.
   That you stuck in there BBiz, you deserve a better show to write for. See, your burnt out.. and I hope that last picture wasn’t a strange balding man trying to hang himself in a tub, crying? Because you are so much better than that. Look away from the tv screen, look up and outside. Life is there boy.. run, grab ahold and live it.
   I think the new Singles show starting Monday on Bravo would be perfect for you.

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   giffordsaz
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 8:38 am

   you’re

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   Tmurda
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 8:43 am

   Just started reading, but gotta go on and say I AWESOME INTRO, BBitz. I’m already laughing.

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   Tmurda
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 9:05 am

   STELLAR recap, as always. You can’t see me, but I’m totes doing the whole Wayne and Garth “I’m not woorrrrthy! I’m not wooorrrrthy!” thingy at you right now. I dunno how you do it, cuz this show is just…..*sigh*…..I don’t even know what to say. Thanks for a great season, BBitz. You rock.

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   Gypsy
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 9:12 am

   I don’t even need to watch part 2 now. Judging by your recap I’ll likely want to drown myself too.

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   NotWithoutMyTV
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 9:39 am

   Holy… BBitz is right. Put cymbals in Ramona’s hands and you’ve got that scary clapping monkey thing. Perhaps the scariest toy ever made.

   I think Ramona is crazier than Kelly at this point. Really, I don’t think she’s quite connecting the now with whatever when on 3 seconds ago. Anybody with me on this?

   Next reunion, they should hook all the Hos up to one of those shock machines, like in the family therapy episode of the Simpsons. They can all just shock each other silly when they go on the attack. And when Unclefucker Cohen wants to “move on”, he can just amp up the charge and hit the “Shcok all bitches” button.

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   straighttohell
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 10:28 am

   NotWithoutMyTV: Totally with you.

   EXCELLENT recap!! The Sloth bit had me rolling hard!!

   I find it hard to believe there isn’t a single Adrienne type in all of NYC for them to cast. I mean, really?

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   Classy Drunk
   Posted August 3, 2011 at 11:09 am

   Any recap with Sloth will cause a little pee to slip in my case.

   I thought you were pretty spot on with your recap, but the best part was when the ladies were asked how do they feel about Bethanny’s wealth.

   I think I said this when it was under newsgasm, but the whole one liners was Bethanny’s thing. They were funny to most and that’s why she ended up with the spin off. It seems Luann and Jill are trying to do the same thing and it just doesn’t work for them because it’s not genuine. They think they are really funny when it just sounds mean because that’s not always how they were.

   I really do hope they scrap this cast…I could care less about them any more. Maybe they can show up at the new cast dinner every now and then for an update, but other than that these ladies have run their course.

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    sheesh
    Posted August 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Jill is an asshole.
    Alex’s skin looks horrible!
    Kelly is on something.

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    mulecitybabe
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 5:16 am

    I’m sick of all these bitches. Men do it better. I was watching Deadliest Catch when fine Jonathon got into a fight with troll Keith (whose boat should be named “Summer’s Eve”). Anyway, when they were done, Jonathon told Keith I hate you, don’t pick up that radio to call me unless your boat is sinking. lol These ho’s need to tell each other the same thing and sail off my tv and into the hell they’ve made of their lives.

    BBitz, you da bomb. Now go drink heavily and sleep for a few days. You deserve it!

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    Dirty Sanchez
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 5:52 am

    How much do these women get per episode, and is it really worth it? Your dignity and privacy aren’t worth more than hawking a few more yards of fabric at Bawwbbby’s store?

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 7:48 am

    It isn’t worth it to me, or probably to you, but it must be for them. I don’t think it’s about money. It’s about the narcissism and megalomania. They keep coming back. That Jeanna beast from the OC left the show saying she was disgusted with it, then spent so much time on the next season as a guest star, she might have well been on the cast. They can’t stay away, even if they think they want to.

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    truthsquad
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 9:35 am

    NotWithoutMyTV – totally awesome idea about the shock machine (props for referencing the Simpsons buzzing the hell out of each other…that would have been awesome here! The brunettes would have fried Alex to a crisp!)Then Andy could have come out with a giant fire hose and just flushed the set clean of all this hysterical, hypocritical bullshit…blasting Alex all the way back to Brooklyn.. Sonja would strip to a t-shirt and audition for “Girls Gone Wild – the Senior Edition”….Jill and LuAnn would be melting of course…Cindy would be beading up like a new Mercedes, thanks to her extensive waxing, and Rammy would probably attack the hose and wrestle it to the ground, cause she’s so in shape and has such a young uterus! Now that would be worth 90 minutes of my time!

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    atlgirl
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Great recap – the Singing in the Rain reference made my day!

    I think that without Bethenny there as the voice of reason, all of these women have just gone hogwild, which is why the reunion was such a screaming match disaster. We need another Bethenny and Cindy isn’t doing the job.

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    LastCall
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    Yeah, it was a painful experience and I can’t go through anther season like this one, but I was actually kind of proud of Alex for mouthing off constantly and pissing off the darker haired divas. And frankly I’m getting sick of BRavo making with the sdtupid Alex-is-turning-red bit. Yes, extremely pale people turn red when they’re pissed off. Even on my crappy old Sears TV, I could see that Ms. Lulu’s decollatage and neck turned beet red when Alex got her goat, but nobody seemed to notice that. The one big laugh of Part #, for me anyway, was when LuAnn finally admitted that, yes, maybe she is indfeed a passive-aggressive bitch and does like to get her digs in, but immediately followed up her admission with, “But I’m NOT apolohizing!” I shocked. Kelly used to amuse me, then she started to annoy me, and now every time she opens her mouth, I want to lap her hard. Good thing she’s protected by my television screen.

    Anyway, I say fie thenm all and recast, or perhaps keep the blonds but find some more entertaining foes for them. Jill has run her course as far as I’m concerned. And for some reason, no matter what she does, Ramona is incapable of making me really get angry at her. God help me, I love her!

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    LaLupita
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 9:39 am

    As horrible as the women were, Alex seemed to bring the ugly big time. Well, Ramona and Jill as well, but Alex was out of control. Kelly needs to go home. I’ll watch a show with Jill, Ramona, Luann and Sonja. They could switch alliances too, which would be interesting. The rest need to go because they are too unwell or too negative.

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    Dirty Sanchez
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 10:06 am

    There are many things that annoy me about Luann and Jill, but there is one above all others. When they make a bitchy or snide remark about someone else, they give a dismissive “Oh calm down, I was just joking.” But when someone makes a remark about them, they get all pissed off and hold a grudge until the end of time.

    If I was on that show, I would make a point of calling Luann “Countess” every time I saw her. Just to remind her what a pretentious cunt she was (not that she still isn’t) when married to her former sugar daddy, and how she’s a nobody now.

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    eurotra$h
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    I actually liked how Alex did not allow them to shut her down.Yes she is odd, and i can’t really decide whether she’s attractive or fugly, but what crime is she really guilty of?! The other “ladies” are sooo much more offensive and rude. That said..after seeing part two of the reunion i think BRAVO should let this sinking ship sink. Get a whole new cast alltogether.

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    TV Junkie
    Posted August 7, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    I loved the recap..Ramona with the clapping and laughing..that should send her daughter to bording school..How can her daughter and husband stand her? I am 100% sure he cheats on her..she is out of her mind ..as is Alex..who is a mean bitch..she requires attention 24/7 most likely because her husband is gay ..and her “rich ” oil family ..I am googling them..her fater most likely pumped gas..she is totally out of touch with the human race!

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    SecretFan
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    I absolutely adored when you recapped SYTYCD…please come back? We miss you. The other person just is NOT the same…