RHONYC: Jill and Rammy’s Fireside Chat

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted June 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

   @BBitz: That was by far the funniest thing I have read about. It was HYSTERICAL. I will comment more when I watch it but that picture of Jill breathing fire had my laughing for 5 minutes.

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   Miss Delight
   Posted June 8, 2011 at 4:07 pm

   “Back off!!! She’s totally gonna lamb-shart in the pool!!”

   Pure comedy gold!

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   deb
   Posted June 8, 2011 at 4:18 pm

   BTW I can totally understand not wanting to be recognized with these women in public, but their tour guide is dressed like every police sketch of a criminal I’ve ever seen…LMFAO the most perfect description…

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   mere2142
   Posted June 8, 2011 at 5:23 pm

   BBtiz you kill me! I commend you for your recaps being that watching these women fight is downright exhausting! And when the hell did Krazy Kelly become the voice of reason? She’s going to be on some amazing meds because she is a totally different person.

   It pains me to say it, but I think I’m on Team Jill. I’m just so over Ramona and her theatrics!!

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   Tvsnarkeling
   Posted June 8, 2011 at 5:53 pm

   Too Funny, the whole thing… pure gold.

   I’m with Jill “the crazy nastyass honey badger” Zarin because honey badgers don’t give a shit. (see youtube)

   Rammy crying on the bed reminds me of a soap opera scene, so dramatic.

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   Amy Petrica
   Posted June 8, 2011 at 7:18 pm

   Yeah, I hoped Ramona showered or something before she got in that spa. Lamb sharting no esta bueno!

   Great job bBitz but you missed the BEST line of all…”I gotta cawl Bawby. I’m gonna have a heart attack.”

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   ohralphie
   Posted June 8, 2011 at 8:03 pm

   How to pick a side with these self important nutjobs? I cannot pick Jill because a) she looks like a bassethound and b) she reminds me of every smug, gossiping, holy roller I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. And I know that Jill doesn’t talk up religion – it’s the whole attitude that one is too moral/humble/spiritual to stir crap but then that is all one does.
   But I can’t be on Team Ramona because while I do appreciate her crazy as fuck mood swings and the fact that she has worked hard and made herself some money (not Bethenny money, but still….you’ll never see Ramona in foreclosure). However, there is a fine line between telling it like it is and being a mean spirited bitch and Ramona has crossed that line one too many times.
   I guess I am Team Alex. Alex has totally grown on me. Sure she can’t fight at all and for some reason she married a poorly dressed and poorly hidden tranny but the girl has scruples, has life experience and actually has self awareness.

   I am extremely Anti Kelly. I find it so hard to watch that bitch. She gloats and smirks her way through scenes and noone at all ever confronts her on her past psychobitch behavior. Are they afraid to push her over the edge? It’s not only Scary Island, either. She bitches on how Sonja dresses too sexily/skeevily yet isn’t this the woman that went through the last two seasons pantless? I just wish someone from the show would address it. For me, it is the elephant in the room.

   Great recap as always, Bbitz!! So happy to read you! I love your photocaps.

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   Sue Sylvester
   Posted June 8, 2011 at 10:09 pm

   ohralphie, totally agree on Kelly!! It’s making me crazy that no one is holding her accountable for any past behavior or comments. She’s not the first person to pose in Playboy and then become pious and sanctimonious when talking about someone else’s behavior (I’m looking at you, Camille). But she is certainly taking it farther. And at least Camille was called out on it. No one has said a word to Kelly.

   Also agree that I do really like Alex. Despite some goofy life choices, she at least seems like a down to earth, nice person.

   Jill is one of those horrible people you know that you not only have to deal with all of her horribleness, but you also have to listen to her bragging about what a caretaker she is, what a giver, the fortune tell says I have a big heart, I put everyone else’s needs ahead of my own. Is Jill watching the same show I am?

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   sarcasatire
   Posted June 9, 2011 at 1:55 am

   Jill was pretty funny this episode. I have to say, I dont hate her. (I actually don’t hate any Housewife but I do love picking out their flaws.) Jill was so funny; from the fanny pack to the screw face that accompanied Ramona’s “I respect everybody” comment. Even better was Jill saying she was glad Sonja didn’t ride the camel because she needed someone to take pictures..hilarious! I think she’s finally learning how to play the game. Give us a bit of drama and snark but keep things light and fluffy. She’s even getting along with Alex!

   Sonja..poor Sonja. Part of me believes she really did love her husband. Or she loved herself enough to believe that she would never be put aside. Damn, rejection hurts! Especially from an 80 yr old man. You have his baby, powder his schweaty balls, and he still drops you for a younger woman. And you thought your perky boobs and 30 year age difference was enough. Nope. A man is only as faithful as his options. And with the Morgan money, there are plenty more (and hotter) fish in the sea.

   Sonja is crying because she just filed for bankruptcy and now has to pretend to enjoy the ‘trip of a lifetime’ when all she cares about is not losing what little assets she has left. Of course she is afraid of thieves and pickpockets. That straw bag probably came free with a $50 Estee Lauder purchase but honey badger don’t care! Trust no one, especially when your tour guide looks like the Unabomber.

   The Cuntess cracked me up when she called Alex a lion tamer. How spot on! Alex’s problem is she loves fashion but doesn’t ‘own the look’ so it just looks like a costume rather than a casual garment. Truthfully speaking, if Alex really wants us to believe she is a model, homegirl needs to get her ass off the back of her thighs. Cellulite says, “You’re crowding me!”

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 2:05 am

    I remember camel riding in Morocco as a child. Or rather being an uglier American than Sonja. (What, I was six!) We took a van to the desert and I didn’t even want to get off because the sand was littered with camel dung. Plus, we were at the edge of this plunging cliff and I couldn’t understand how a big, dumb animal wouldn’t just walk over the edge with me on his back. My mother tried to explain ‘instinct’ to me but I wasn’t buying it. Finally, she made me get out of the van and onto a camel with her. The highlight was that I got to wear one of those fez caps. Those tour guides really know how to make a girl feel special.

    Jill and Ramona’s fight was way too theatrical. It reminded of me of those plays we used to do in high school. Especially Ramona crying and clutching her hair. Like Cindy would say, “Seriously?” I did think Jill listened without interruption but whenever she tried to retort, Ramona was all over her and it just devolved into a shouting match. I hate to point out how staged everything is but it was so evident that this was shot in multiple takes. Especially when Jill leaped off the couch and started gesticulating wildly, also clutching her hair. I was just waiting for her to fall to her knees and yell, “Stellaaaaaaaaa!”

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    classy drunk
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 5:10 am

    So no one else watched Ramona’s crying on the bed laughed, rewound it and laughed some more?

    I’m not sure Jill or Ramona was listening to each other. They were too concerned about their own feelings and they were not open to see it from the other person’s point of view. Some times it’s just easier to say I’m sorry b/c what ever I did hurt your feelings and that wasn’t my intention then trying to explain how you felt. Butttttttt that would be way to mature and adult like for this show.

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    mere2142
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 6:10 am

    I did @classy! Many times! The flop onto the bed was so dramatic – she cracked me up because it was just so ridiculous!

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    Ma
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 6:26 am

    Doesn’t Cindy know how things work? Sonja has to bitch about her to someone else over lunch so that they can give her advice that will make things worse until it builds up into the season finale. This is how friendships work!

    CLASSIC!

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 6:44 am

    I have a feeling that Jill’s call home to Bawwby went something like this–”Bawwby, why did you say it was ok for me to go on this trip?! No one has my back here. I am done, DONE! And to think, I took care of you while you were sick! Done, I am DONE! I don’t wanna do this anymore! Bawwbyyyyy!” oh and bye the way, We are through, Ramoner and I can’t be friends anymore! Bawwby, I am grabbing my fanny pack, and I am headed home…

    Tonight is the final eppi of this Moroccan “adventure” I am looking forward to it! Alex ruining Kelly’s tatoo?! HUH!

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 7:08 am

    @Classydrunk: You’re “not sure Jill or Ramona was listening to each other”? I think I can confirm that suspicion. These walking yeast infections haven’t listened to anybody but themselves for the last three seasons!

    My wife watches this, and I try to ignore it. It never works. AC/DC, through headphones, on volume level “Boeing 757″, doesn’t always drown out their shrieking. I enventually lose it and shout “One a time, you cunts! One at a time!!”

    My wife just holds up her hand and makes that “close your mouth” motion with her fingers.

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    Nikki Hughes
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 7:57 am

    Ok, Luann said that Alex was dressed like a lion tamer and needs to know what fashion to wear & when to wear it, but…………..look at the picture on page 3 of them on the camels. Luann has on the SAME outfit, just in different colors. bwahaahahaa. dumbass.

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    trkaelin
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 8:37 am

    There will be a little something in the paycheck of that camel that tossed LuAnn around. I can watch that over and over and still laugh my ass off. Hard to be classy dahling when the camel is making you look like an asshole.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 8:42 am

    Agreed Nikki. And you know who really looked stupid and inappropriate on the camels? CINDY! Cutoff shorts and a striped bathrobe. Where the hell did she think she was…a college dorm? Hope she got camel fleas in her cooch.

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    LAC
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 8:53 am

    BBitz, funnah, funnah recap!! Those screenshots alone are spit take funny! OMG when did Kelly Sparkles become the voice of reason? Did she get the right combination of jelly bean meds? That is freaking me out here!!

    Sonja – Gawd, she is loathsome. Bitch, again, nobody is stealing nothing from you. And the way she is latched onto Ramona – my God, do they synch up at the same time now – I mean, not have their periods at the same time?

    Man, Cindy is pissed off… her “I mean, really?” is more edgy now. She might actually get a full fledged zinger in before the season ends.

    Watching Luann get bucked by the camel and Ramona’s “days of our lives” crying jag was fucking funny.

    These are grown ass women, right?

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    mick
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 9:01 am

    What does LuLu mean when she says to Alex, “crawl back into the cabinet”? Or is she just not making sense per usual?

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    mommy2bree
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 9:54 am

    Am I the only one who thinks, in SOME pictures, Ramona is a dead ringer for Kathie Lee?

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    Yikes
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Gosh, Sarcasatire, you sure have been everywhere. You sound like Sonja!

    Kathie Lee?? Ewww.

    Can’t wait to see how tonight’s shitstorm erupts!

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 10:52 am

    I find most people look alike when they’re face down in a gutter aspirating their own 100-proof vomit.

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    cam
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 11:01 am

    I think that B-rad (a little Malibu’s Most Wanted reference for ya) TOLD the psychic to give Ramona a negative reading. It was his party at his kingdom !! And he doesn’t like Ramona — so there you have it.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 11:07 am

    No one likes Ramona. Remember hearing months ago how she slapped a producer during filming? Welp, the bad edit was inevitable. If anyone, the producers told the psychic to say that to Ramona. And then planned a trip for Mario to go to Vegas and ogle some young girl’s ass.

    Rule #1 of reality TV: don’t piss off a producer.

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    Ollybeau
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 11:12 am

    @ohralphie and @Sue- I totally agree with you about Kelly! It’s like everyone has competely forgotten her awful behavior last season. They go out of their way to coddle her, when really, she was pretty darn nasty and compative on that St. John trip. Somehow she’s managed to rewrite Scary Island, making herself the victim and the other women crazy bullies.

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    ohralphie
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 11:59 am

    @ollybeau — I wonder if Kelly threatened Bobblehead with a lawsuit if somehow she does go mental on the show. I cannot believe these women would just drop it and apologize to Kelly repeatedly just to be nice to the psycho. It’s good that Bethenny (who is richer then god at this point) doesn’t feel the need to suck up to Kelly and instead remembers and talks of Scary Island as it was.

    In the clip for the next episode (tonight?) Kelly is sneering at Alex that she better not behave so unstable or people might get the wrong impression —- I can only hope to god that Alex takes that opportunity to start yelling “Satchels of Gold, bitches! Wheres my jellybeans?!” I’m pretty sure she’ll just stammer and scratch at her neck rash sadly.

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    Jason
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    Sonja and Ramona are shining examples of the ugly, stupid, ignorant, whining American foreigners are constantly griping about. These two hags just show how unsophisticated they are when they’re taken out of their milieu of the UES, bad restaurants trying to be trendy, and ugly, overpriced clothing too tight for their ageing bodies. They not only represent the worst of the US, but they show the rest of us that Manhattan aint really all that if it can produce luddites like these two.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    @Yikes..well, I haven’t been *everywhere*. Just every continent save for Antartica.

    Yes..that was my first international trip – I was just six – and I was exactly like Sonja! Maybe even worse. I only wanted to eat french fries, I didn’t want to step in animal’s poop, and my idea of a good time was hanging back at the hotel pool.

    Since, I’ve become a lot more adventurous a traveler and while I won’t wear a fanny pack, I’ve walked the streets of Bolivia with nothing but some cash and a photocopy of my passport stuffed into my bra. And after living in Brazil for a year, I was only robbed once..while traveling with some rich looking Europeans. Go figure! So, I’m with Jill. While traveling in developing countries, it pays to look poor. Or at least, humble. Why draw attention to yourself?

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    Caitlin
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Sarcasatire – not only have you been to most continents, you can be found on most all the recaps! You are a well-traveled woman.

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    cam
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    Sarcasatire — I like it ! I bet you’re right ! xx

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Caitlin..what can I say..I get around!

    I haven’t much time for the shows but it doesn’t take long to read a recap and they’re infinitely more entertaining. I love the Gasm!

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    Joy subtraction
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    Did anyone else find Sonja’s excuse of being on her period ridiculous? That woman hasn’t seen a period since the Reagan administration.

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    Joy subtraction
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Btw, @Bbitz – the badger saying “I’m done!” just made my night. Thank you!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 9, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    @Joy..I thought the same thing! Like when do most women stop their periods? Surely, Sonja is past that age. And to ask Ramona? Of course, Ramona had no idea what Sonja was talking about. It’s been so long since Ramona had her period that she thought a “feminine hygiene product” was a new pair of Stuart Weitzmans.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 9:33 am

    @Joy Subtraction Excuse me?? You must be what..in your 20′s?
    Sonja’s not THAT old. She’s around 46. Many women keep menstruating well into their 50′s. They may not have ‘regular’ periods but they still may get them. Better stock up on those Tampax!

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    Libithina
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 10:37 am

    Oh.my.god. Jill and Kelly live in a different universe where they were both the victims of Saint John’s. Hey ladies, Until you admit that you the bat shit crazy ones who were totally wrong we can never be friends! Never! Cue crazy dramatic fake tears that never actually come

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    Vanessa Roxas
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    From today’s NY Post:
    “Ramona Singer managed to “offend an entire country in five seconds,” fellow housewife Cindy Barshop told Page Six. While filming “The Real Housewives of New York City” in Morocco late last year, a jolly Singer stepped out in a full burqa, then danced while necking glasses of Pinot Grigio. In a display of sensitivity rarely seen on the series, the other housewives barked at Singer for offending the Muslim staff. Stunned by their response, Singer later successfully begged Bravo execs to cut the scene in the episode that aired last night.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/real_offensive_TwGvCsQeob7eKZCZYn6CpK

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    2muchbravo
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    How do you “neck” a glass? There were soooo many disturbing things about that trip. They all went a little coo coo for cocoa puffs at one time or another. It was like Bravo tossed 7 cats in a bag. These wummin wore me out just watching!

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    jayem
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    I am totally Team Brunette. And although I still think Kelly is a little weird sometimes, I am *loving* her on this trip.

    Jill looking dead in the camera with her WTF face was hilarious.

    I cannot stand any of the blondes. Ramona is ridiculous, Sonja is a lush and Alex is insufferable. I can’t wait for Cindy to grow a pair and curse them all out.

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    Fan-Ann
    Posted June 10, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    Romona obviously spent her break in acting class learning how to sell it. The crying jag on the bed, with heaving breasts and loud sobs, should be shown in every drama class as a prime example of over-acting. I watched it several times and laughed like a loon. And the countess’ unintentional dismount….pure gold.

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    TV Junkie
    Posted June 12, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    I think that Ramona ( named so well by her mother she she wines and moons so much) and Alex must have gone to the same D rated acting school..Alex is so out of it..charges in and yells @ everyone like the loon she is. Those two are such trailer trash..can’t stand them ..then there the next hostess whomarried for $$$ Sojna-or what ever her fool name is-worring about security? The woman has no $$ and is bankrupt and looks like a 55 yr. old bat- These woman are so out of their minds!!!! The only one making sense is Kelly-she sould send the others to her shrink,because she is one success story!!!!

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    TV Junkie
    Posted June 12, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    Sorry for the typing errors above …my husband walked in and he can’t believe I waste my time on these shows….but they give me such pleasure!!!… to be able to watch lives that are so screwed up..makes me feel good about mine!! Bad I know…