All the liquor in the world still wouldn’t make the bitch pleasant to be around.
Greetings Gasmii! Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Persian Cher anymore, she proves me wrong. Basically, every time she opened her mouth, I gagged a little. Then I felt an overwhelming urge to punch the closest person I could find. Also, I want MJ to take me to da club. Let’s dive in!
CABO! We get a repeat of last week’s conversation between MJ, Reza, and Asa. Reza accuses MJ of taking her Persian Cher hate out on the wrong people. MJ gives him an ultimatum, PC and Asa or her. Asa, over hearing the two argue, decides to butt into the conversation. MJ tells her to go fuck herself. Asa does not understand why MJ is so mad. Really? Were you listening to the twenty minute dinner rant MJ just had? Asa is so obtuse sometimes. MJ tells us that Asa accusing her of taking pills for recreation is the worst thing anyone has ever accused her of. Again, really? If it wasn’t true, MJ would let it roll off of her love handles. Instead, she has a stage five freak out.
An “hour” later, Asa, Persian Cher, and Reza are having a powwow in the hot tub. Reza informs the girls that MJ and Sammy decided to go to da club. Asa says she didn’t mean to upset MJ by bringing up the pills. Apparently, the prescription drug abuse problem has been a topic of conversation for a while. Persian Cher, whose titty sacks can’t help but float to the top of the water, retells the story about MJ popping an Ambien before the two hour plane ride. PC claims MJ told her she was taking it “just for fun.” PC has never really proven herself to be a liar, but she sucks so hard this episode, I choose to believe she is lying. The same way she lies to herself about her natural appearance. Who wears that much make-up ALL THE TIME? Your skin needs to breathe, ho! Asa says that she feels bad for MJ because her mom is crazy. She also thinks that MJ will never like her because of her friendship with Reza. Sadly, I agree with Asa. Somebody give me an Ambien. Reza is worried they brought up the pill situation too early. You know what? None of these bozos knows what’s going on. They are wildly speculating about something that none of them have had the balls to bring up for a while. Shut up and have fun. Deal with the real world when you get back to the real world. PC tries to play psychiatrist, and I can’t even go there because she thinks she sounds smart. All of my Asa hate is being consumed by my new, burning hate for Persian Cher.
My boobs float too.