At da club, MJ blows off some pent up anger. She tells Sammy that she looooves him so much. For some reason, MJ thinks it is a good idea to text GG about Asa. MJ tells us that GG was right, and she will not be forgiving Asa anytime soon. Did MJ forget that she was one of the four that disinvited GG to Cabo? She is probably on the short list of people that GG wants to slice with her knife collection.
It is the morning of GG’s big party. She is at her parents’ home, finalizing the details for that night. She contacts John, her marketing guy (wait, isn’t that her job?), and he assures her that he will be there a few hours before the party to set everything up. The she calls Mike, another person assisting her, and threatens him because he is not answering his phone. I don’t think GG has ever heard the saying, “You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.” If I were Mike, I’d leave GG hanging after that voicemail, and possibly mail her a pipe bomb.
“So this is what actual work feels like…”
The next morning, Mike strolls into breakfast, bright eyed and bushy tailed. He tells Reza that he feels great and doesn’t really remember any of the previous day’s events. What the fuck is up with Reza’s hair? Of course, Persian Cher waltzes in wearing full make-up. I wish it was possible to jump through the television and punch a person. Reza then proceeds to describe Mike’s perfectly manicured pubes. Asa has a lot of questions about his manscaping. I thought Asa and MJ saw Mike’s peen during the last episode, yes? Sammy comes in next, and you know he is rocking a huge pair of moobs under that robe. The gang is worried about MJ’s arrival. Too late, she just walked into the hotel suite. MJ kisses everyone, including Asa. MJ tells us that she is still upset. I think Reza is going to bring up the pills, but Asa interrupts to apologize for what she said the night before. She correctly points out that she probably doesn’t even know the whole story, and she should’ve just kept her mouth shut. Ya think? Persian Cher tells us she can’t believe that Asa said she was sorry. After all, MJ was the one that yelled at her. PC, the producers asked you to be on the show for two reasons; you are Persian and you are skinny. No one wants to listen to the commentary. MJ tells Asa that she had no reason to accuse her of abusing pills. Asa agrees. Sammy points out that Asa apologized, so everyone should just drop it. Oh Moobs, always trying to be the voice of reason.
“Maybe if I smile sweetly, MJ won’t eat me. OH! New song lyrics!”
“Don’t count on it, bitch.”