Alrighty, my little Joons. We have officially made it to the season two finale. They really wrapped things up into a nice little package for us. It seems that everyone got their happy ending except for GG the Terrible. Let’s start where we left off two weeks ago!
Happier times, three minutes before knives were involved.
After the Omid/Mike dinner blow up, GG gets Omid out of the house and Reza convinces her to come back inside to settle things with Asa. Reza asks GG if there is anything that GG wants to say to Asa. GG plays super stupid. She “apologizes” for starting the fight, but not for why she was mad in the first place or anything else. Asa states that what GG just said is very confusing and I have to agree. Asa tells her that she is crazy and a bully with major life issues thrown in for good measure. I didn’t take it as an insult as much as an honest statement. A bunch of “fucks” are thrown around. GG flies off of the rails and starts scream singing about how whack Asa can be. With that, Asa decides that the entire conversation is a lost cause. She gets up from the table and goes home. Reza and Mike try to explain to GG why her words were NOT an apology. Of course, GG doesn’t see it. One by one, the Shahs decide to call it a night. Poor Sammy Lamb is left alone with the whack nut (sack).
Crack is whack. You are just a raging dick.
MJ and She Devil pull up to a boutique to do a little mother/daughter bonding. Remember, this was Dr. Michelle’s suggestion. They aren’t even in the store before SD starts to criticize MJ’s parallel parking skills. In MJ’s defense, she did a kick ass job parking. The shopping trip starts off iffy, but soon the ladies make nice. She Devil tries to stay pleasant and positive. I must admit, it is a vast improvement from the lunch that we saw a few weeks ago. I think MJ leaves the store without succumbing to the urge to slit her wrists. Baby steps, people.
“Hello, sanity? We made it through the shopping trip!”
Persian Cher stops by Asa’s apparent mansion because the producers need forty five viable minutes of footage to fill their television time slot. PC brings up Ali. The previous week, she went to visit family in Texas. She ended up seeing Ali and it sounds like things did not go well. PC proceeds to tell us that she went away for law school and, you know the guy rule, “If the hook up happens in a different zip than where your significant other currently is, said hook up doesn’t count as cheating”? Ali lived by that rule until PC finished school. Asa is surprised. PC tells us it’s probably time for her to cut ties with him. For the first time ever, I think that Persian Cher is crying real tears of sadness. She recognizes that Ali didn’t treat her the way a plastic log with huge tits deserves to be treated. Asa feeds her some cereal and tells her that everything will be okay. I think PC just cemented her place in season three. How many blind dates will we be subjected to?!