Shahs of Sunset Recap: Friends Forever! Or Until Season Three

Shahs of Sunset

By plockness monster | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 | 11:20 am | 19 Comments
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Alrighty, my little Joons. We have officially made it to the season two finale. They really wrapped things up into a nice little package for us. It seems that everyone got their happy ending except for GG the Terrible. Let’s start where we left off two weeks ago!

Happier times, three minutes before knives were involved.

After the Omid/Mike dinner blow up, GG gets Omid out of the house and Reza convinces her to come back inside to settle things with Asa. Reza asks GG if there is anything that GG wants to say to Asa. GG plays super stupid. She “apologizes” for starting the fight, but not for why she was mad in the first place or anything else. Asa states that what GG just said is very confusing and I have to agree. Asa tells her that she is crazy and a bully with major life issues thrown in for good measure. I didn’t take it as an insult as much as an honest statement. A bunch of “fucks” are thrown around. GG flies off of the rails and starts scream singing about how whack Asa can be. With that, Asa decides that the entire conversation is a lost cause. She gets up from the table and goes home. Reza and Mike try to explain to GG why her words were NOT an apology. Of course, GG doesn’t see it. One by one, the Shahs decide to call it a night. Poor Sammy Lamb is left alone with the whack nut (sack).

Crack is whack.  You are just a raging dick.

MJ and She Devil pull up to a boutique to do a little mother/daughter bonding. Remember, this was Dr. Michelle’s suggestion. They aren’t even in the store before SD starts to criticize MJ’s parallel parking skills. In MJ’s defense, she did a kick ass job parking. The shopping trip starts off iffy, but soon the ladies make nice. She Devil tries to stay pleasant and positive. I must admit, it is a vast improvement from the lunch that we saw a few weeks ago. I think MJ leaves the store without succumbing to the urge to slit her wrists. Baby steps, people.

“Hello, sanity?  We made it through the shopping trip!”

Persian Cher stops by Asa’s apparent mansion because the producers need forty five viable minutes of footage to fill their television time slot. PC brings up Ali. The previous week, she went to visit family in Texas. She ended up seeing Ali and it sounds like things did not go well. PC proceeds to tell us that she went away for law school and, you know the guy rule, “If the hook up happens in a different zip than where your significant other currently is, said hook up doesn’t count as cheating”? Ali lived by that rule until PC finished school. Asa is surprised. PC tells us it’s probably time for her to cut ties with him. For the first time ever, I think that Persian Cher is crying real tears of sadness. She recognizes that Ali didn’t treat her the way a plastic log with huge tits deserves to be treated. Asa feeds her some cereal and tells her that everything will be okay. I think PC just cemented her place in season three. How many blind dates will we be subjected to?!

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    Realitytvjunkie
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 11:43 am

    I don’t know if he’s my “favorite parent” but Reza’s dad talking about still getting laid over lunch was pretty damn funny! I do love Asa’s mom. I so want MJ to marry Drizzy….that had spin-off show written all over it. Can you imagine trying to plan a wedding with MJ’s mom?! Lord that poor woman would never make it to the altar…

    Great recaps!!

  2. 2
    Jacey
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    I honestly think they are all bat s*** crazy! I don’t think I can watch another season. I mean I knew GG was delusional from last year and it’s gotten worse this year for her but the rest? At least GG is pretty so she’ll land some man to support her (prolly the age of her dad) but the rest of them? I fear for them all.

    Mike, MJ and Reza all are in the real estate business but I haven’t seen them actually work. I have seen them party, travel, wear expensive clothes, eat (constantly) but I haven’t seen one deal, one open house, or except for 2 episodes actually be in an office. PC says she’s a work a holic but how much work goes into making lingerie look like a bathing suit? Now am I confused or what but is she a lawyer? Honestly if any of these people were my real estate agents or lawyer I would never work with them. I would party with them (except for PC cuz she’s a DRAG), travel with them, but NEVER work with them.

    One last thing when did at least one person on every reality show decide they could sing? That trend needs to stop. At least other people try to sing. Asa talks…I can do that and I’m not knocking on American Idol’s door to be the next big thing!!

  3. 3
    Dizzle
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    I think they should have cut Asa out of the show this season instead of Sammy, even though he was a douchelord as well. Idk, just really wasn’t feeling Shahs this season. I would however like to feel Mike.

  4. 4
    Holyterror
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    Sea glass isn’t sharp, Plocky. It’s been beaten around by the tide, si it’s all smoothe — like see-through pebbles.
    Green, brown, and clear are the easiest to find. Red is rare and valuable. Blue is pretty rare, but not valuable. I used to find a lot of it growing up in the 60′s, it’s pretty hard to find now, since bottles are mostly plastic.

  5. 5
    Sunshine
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Asa makes my blood boil….I take Gigi over her any day. She is nuts. Diamond water….please.
    SHUT THE FUCK UP Asa…you can’t sing….you can’t rap…you suck….get off the stage and get a real job.

  6. 6
    Sunshine
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    I had to add that MJ’s mother is a despicable woman who left her child and husband when the kid was 5 and won’t own that. She wants to come back now and mold MJ into some kind of perfection she thinks she should be. The woman is horrible and I wish MJ would tell her to to hell.

  7. 7
    Realitytvjunkie
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Why do they all say “whack” so much?! They do not act like they’re in their mid-late 30′s and early 40′s. They act like they’re in they’re early 20′s!!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    Love GG and MJ. Can’t wait for the reunion. I hope MJ tells off Reza and Asa for being the douches they were this season.

  9. 9
    SurrealGirl
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    This season, GG went the way of Theresa Guidice from RHONJ. As mike said, NFL. No friends left. GG is the Persian Punk.
    I thought it was funny watching Asa getting ready to go out on stage. She’s shuffling legs like she is going into the boxing ring.
    I wonder if Mike will go the way of Bethenny Frankel and Kim Zolciack and have a wedding spinoff. Just like Kim had Kandi sing at her wedding, Mike can have Asa perform. Wedding-Palooza!
    All season I wondered what happened to Anita this season. Then she appears in the very last episode as GG’s BFF. Weird. Is it me, or did Anita look puffy/bloated/chubby? I guess GG needed SOME ally, so she enlists Anita. Just like Maggie did with Amy at the end of Gallery Girls.
    When GG was on WWHL, she showed off her engagement ring from Omid. That could be another spinoff.
    I like Reza. I live not far from where Reza’s dad lives, and I secretly hope I’d run into Reza in the Gucci or Prada store one day.
    Lily. Hmm. Plastic fantastic? I’m not sure how I feel about her. I went to her website to look at bikinis and they aren’t half bad. The lingerie-type ones look weird as beach wear, but I’d wear some of the ones that look like normal bikinis.
    I like MJ too. Her mom is way overbearing. I also hope she marries Drizzy (Persian Drake). He’s a cutie.
    I was a little disappointed that Bravo didn’t tell you what they were up to as the season ended, the way they do at the end of every season of The Real Housewives.

    I like this show. I’m looking forward to next week’s reunion!

  10. 10
    DJ
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    @SurrealGirl – GG and Omid are no longer engaged.

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    Is this real life?

  12. 12
    Bahareh
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 6:45 am

    Music is totally cool in Iran guys! And we don’t walk around with chadors! If Asa doesn’t know these things what the hell is she doing trying to “bridge the gap” or whatever? She’s always going on about how materialistic Beverly Hills Persians are and her opening act is a song about gold. what the effing fuck?

  13. 13
    mere2142
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 7:23 am

    Are pointy nails a thing now? I must have missed the memo…

  14. 14
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 8:40 am

    @mere, maybe it was a memo to Persian Delusionistas only.

  15. 15
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 8:47 am

    Dizzle – I completely agree!!! Cut out Asa and bring back Sammy!

    Holyterror – Thanks for the sea glass explaination :)

    Realitytvjunkie – With you on the use of “whack.”

    Y’all are the best! xo

  16. 16
    mere2142
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 11:00 am

    @snowshoecat – On a recent episode of What Now to Wear this girl had these weird nails that she was calling duck nails or something equally ridiculous. She said she came up with the idea and all the girls in NJ wanted them now.

  17. 17
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 11:06 am

    Mere – It’s probably so she can poke bitches in the eye and ensure blindness!

  18. 18
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    Stiletto nails are what’s in style these days….

  19. 19
    SurrealGirl
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 10:21 am

    @mere: I saw that episode of WNTW with that duck nail girl. Weird! The pointy nails are usually referred to as “eagle claws”. Some women like that look. I think it looks ridiculous, but to each his own. Don’t forget who we are talking about here. Golnesa probably used those claws to scratch people’s eyes out.

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