Shahs of Sunset Recap: Friends Forever! Or Until Season Three

Shahs of Sunset

By plockness monster | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 | 11:20 am | 19 Comments
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Persian Cher’s glam squad (gag) arrives at her condo. While they make her look like a tranny, she says she thought she would be attending Asa’s show with Ali. Five minutes ago, you said you were done. Just drop it already.

Asa and Sunny arrive at Asa’s trailer because she is apparently super famous now. She squeals about how nice it is, and then scampers away for her first ever sound check.

Well, well. It looks like Drizzy and MJ are still a thing. Remember Drizzy?  He was one of a few men brought to MJ’s birthday party as a present for her. MJ tells us that they’ve been seeing each other since her birthday. She decided to open her heart to him. They are kind of cute as Drizzy says he picked out his velvet vest just for her. MJ jokingly chides him for not saying anything about her dress. She has found a man and I am actually happy for one of the Shahs!

“If mammy ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”

GG appears for a moment to tell us how happy she is to “go out with her friends and let loose.” Did Asa and her kiss and makeup? Editing makes it seem as she’s back in the other’s good graces. Psych! They all still hate her.

Asa is in her dressing room and her adorable mother stops by to wish her good luck. She is my favorite parent, by far. Asa says that tonight is as much about her as her family. Her parents left Iran so she could live as a free young woman. She wants to be able to support them now. Why don’t you sell your giant mansion? Or let your parents sell their house and move in with you? I am not saying that either suggestion is ideal, but she talks about this way too much for it to still be a problem. Asa is overcome with emotion and her mother comforts her with hugs and reassuring words. She is the sweetest of the sweet. Who’s your favorite parent? Tell me in the comments!

Reza has decided to take Adam to Persia-Palooza. As they ride in the car, Reza tells Adam that he loves him. Adam “awws,” and reciprocates. Looks like Reza is still a dick because he suggests they toast to him. This time, Adam isn’t so amused. I think he could totally take Reza in a fight. Reza is too chunky and therefore sluggish.

“Reza better recognize!” (hand snap, head roll)

Reza and Mike both say they are nervous for Asa. They don’t seem very confident in their friend. I feel like Mike is usually positive in these types of situations. Do they know how shitty her dress rehearsal was? Persian Cher has no date, so she invited her stoner sister, Yassmin. Asa tells us that tonight is important. She wants to close the gap between Persian Iranians and Persian Americans. Sad fact: Asa says music is not allowed in Iran. Not cool, Pres Ahmadinejad.

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    Realitytvjunkie
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 11:43 am

    I don’t know if he’s my “favorite parent” but Reza’s dad talking about still getting laid over lunch was pretty damn funny! I do love Asa’s mom. I so want MJ to marry Drizzy….that had spin-off show written all over it. Can you imagine trying to plan a wedding with MJ’s mom?! Lord that poor woman would never make it to the altar…

    Great recaps!!

  2. 2
    Jacey
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    I honestly think they are all bat s*** crazy! I don’t think I can watch another season. I mean I knew GG was delusional from last year and it’s gotten worse this year for her but the rest? At least GG is pretty so she’ll land some man to support her (prolly the age of her dad) but the rest of them? I fear for them all.

    Mike, MJ and Reza all are in the real estate business but I haven’t seen them actually work. I have seen them party, travel, wear expensive clothes, eat (constantly) but I haven’t seen one deal, one open house, or except for 2 episodes actually be in an office. PC says she’s a work a holic but how much work goes into making lingerie look like a bathing suit? Now am I confused or what but is she a lawyer? Honestly if any of these people were my real estate agents or lawyer I would never work with them. I would party with them (except for PC cuz she’s a DRAG), travel with them, but NEVER work with them.

    One last thing when did at least one person on every reality show decide they could sing? That trend needs to stop. At least other people try to sing. Asa talks…I can do that and I’m not knocking on American Idol’s door to be the next big thing!!

  3. 3
    Dizzle
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    I think they should have cut Asa out of the show this season instead of Sammy, even though he was a douchelord as well. Idk, just really wasn’t feeling Shahs this season. I would however like to feel Mike.

  4. 4
    Holyterror
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    Sea glass isn’t sharp, Plocky. It’s been beaten around by the tide, si it’s all smoothe — like see-through pebbles.
    Green, brown, and clear are the easiest to find. Red is rare and valuable. Blue is pretty rare, but not valuable. I used to find a lot of it growing up in the 60′s, it’s pretty hard to find now, since bottles are mostly plastic.

  5. 5
    Sunshine
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Asa makes my blood boil….I take Gigi over her any day. She is nuts. Diamond water….please.
    SHUT THE FUCK UP Asa…you can’t sing….you can’t rap…you suck….get off the stage and get a real job.

  6. 6
    Sunshine
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    I had to add that MJ’s mother is a despicable woman who left her child and husband when the kid was 5 and won’t own that. She wants to come back now and mold MJ into some kind of perfection she thinks she should be. The woman is horrible and I wish MJ would tell her to to hell.

  7. 7
    Realitytvjunkie
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Why do they all say “whack” so much?! They do not act like they’re in their mid-late 30′s and early 40′s. They act like they’re in they’re early 20′s!!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    Love GG and MJ. Can’t wait for the reunion. I hope MJ tells off Reza and Asa for being the douches they were this season.

  9. 9
    SurrealGirl
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    This season, GG went the way of Theresa Guidice from RHONJ. As mike said, NFL. No friends left. GG is the Persian Punk.
    I thought it was funny watching Asa getting ready to go out on stage. She’s shuffling legs like she is going into the boxing ring.
    I wonder if Mike will go the way of Bethenny Frankel and Kim Zolciack and have a wedding spinoff. Just like Kim had Kandi sing at her wedding, Mike can have Asa perform. Wedding-Palooza!
    All season I wondered what happened to Anita this season. Then she appears in the very last episode as GG’s BFF. Weird. Is it me, or did Anita look puffy/bloated/chubby? I guess GG needed SOME ally, so she enlists Anita. Just like Maggie did with Amy at the end of Gallery Girls.
    When GG was on WWHL, she showed off her engagement ring from Omid. That could be another spinoff.
    I like Reza. I live not far from where Reza’s dad lives, and I secretly hope I’d run into Reza in the Gucci or Prada store one day.
    Lily. Hmm. Plastic fantastic? I’m not sure how I feel about her. I went to her website to look at bikinis and they aren’t half bad. The lingerie-type ones look weird as beach wear, but I’d wear some of the ones that look like normal bikinis.
    I like MJ too. Her mom is way overbearing. I also hope she marries Drizzy (Persian Drake). He’s a cutie.
    I was a little disappointed that Bravo didn’t tell you what they were up to as the season ended, the way they do at the end of every season of The Real Housewives.

    I like this show. I’m looking forward to next week’s reunion!

  10. 10
    DJ
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    @SurrealGirl – GG and Omid are no longer engaged.

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    Is this real life?

  12. 12
    Bahareh
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 6:45 am

    Music is totally cool in Iran guys! And we don’t walk around with chadors! If Asa doesn’t know these things what the hell is she doing trying to “bridge the gap” or whatever? She’s always going on about how materialistic Beverly Hills Persians are and her opening act is a song about gold. what the effing fuck?

  13. 13
    mere2142
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 7:23 am

    Are pointy nails a thing now? I must have missed the memo…

  14. 14
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 8:40 am

    @mere, maybe it was a memo to Persian Delusionistas only.

  15. 15
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 8:47 am

    Dizzle – I completely agree!!! Cut out Asa and bring back Sammy!

    Holyterror – Thanks for the sea glass explaination :)

    Realitytvjunkie – With you on the use of “whack.”

    Y’all are the best! xo

  16. 16
    mere2142
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 11:00 am

    @snowshoecat – On a recent episode of What Now to Wear this girl had these weird nails that she was calling duck nails or something equally ridiculous. She said she came up with the idea and all the girls in NJ wanted them now.

  17. 17
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 11:06 am

    Mere – It’s probably so she can poke bitches in the eye and ensure blindness!

  18. 18
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    Stiletto nails are what’s in style these days….

  19. 19
    SurrealGirl
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 10:21 am

    @mere: I saw that episode of WNTW with that duck nail girl. Weird! The pointy nails are usually referred to as “eagle claws”. Some women like that look. I think it looks ridiculous, but to each his own. Don’t forget who we are talking about here. Golnesa probably used those claws to scratch people’s eyes out.

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