Persian Cher’s glam squad (gag) arrives at her condo. While they make her look like a tranny, she says she thought she would be attending Asa’s show with Ali. Five minutes ago, you said you were done. Just drop it already.
Asa and Sunny arrive at Asa’s trailer because she is apparently super famous now. She squeals about how nice it is, and then scampers away for her first ever sound check.
Well, well. It looks like Drizzy and MJ are still a thing. Remember Drizzy? He was one of a few men brought to MJ’s birthday party as a present for her. MJ tells us that they’ve been seeing each other since her birthday. She decided to open her heart to him. They are kind of cute as Drizzy says he picked out his velvet vest just for her. MJ jokingly chides him for not saying anything about her dress. She has found a man and I am actually happy for one of the Shahs!
“If mammy ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”
GG appears for a moment to tell us how happy she is to “go out with her friends and let loose.” Did Asa and her kiss and makeup? Editing makes it seem as she’s back in the other’s good graces. Psych! They all still hate her.
Asa is in her dressing room and her adorable mother stops by to wish her good luck. She is my favorite parent, by far. Asa says that tonight is as much about her as her family. Her parents left Iran so she could live as a free young woman. She wants to be able to support them now. Why don’t you sell your giant mansion? Or let your parents sell their house and move in with you? I am not saying that either suggestion is ideal, but she talks about this way too much for it to still be a problem. Asa is overcome with emotion and her mother comforts her with hugs and reassuring words. She is the sweetest of the sweet. Who’s your favorite parent? Tell me in the comments!
Reza has decided to take Adam to Persia-Palooza. As they ride in the car, Reza tells Adam that he loves him. Adam “awws,” and reciprocates. Looks like Reza is still a dick because he suggests they toast to him. This time, Adam isn’t so amused. I think he could totally take Reza in a fight. Reza is too chunky and therefore sluggish.
“Reza better recognize!” (hand snap, head roll)
Reza and Mike both say they are nervous for Asa. They don’t seem very confident in their friend. I feel like Mike is usually positive in these types of situations. Do they know how shitty her dress rehearsal was? Persian Cher has no date, so she invited her stoner sister, Yassmin. Asa tells us that tonight is important. She wants to close the gap between Persian Iranians and Persian Americans. Sad fact: Asa says music is not allowed in Iran. Not cool, Pres Ahmadinejad.