The only way to get Mike to shut up.
Hey dudes (I loved that show)! The Shahs are back from Mexico, and it appears this episode has a family theme going on. Plus, Persian Cher has minimal camera time, which means this episode already kicks ass. Let’s check in with our favorite Persians.
We begin at Reza’s condo. He is packing for his trip to New York. Remember last episode when he invited the Core Four to celebrate Rosh Hashanah with his family? Good. Reza chats with his father on the telephone and nonchalantly inquires how is grandmother is doing. He tells us that his grandmother doesn’t love him. I thought it was in grandmas DNA to automatically love their grand kids no matter what. Maybe she knew Reza would turn out to be a little shit and decided not to waste her time. Why do you think she kicks ass at Sudoku?!
Asa has made a stop at some diamond emporium. Pat, the owner, is going to help her select a large diamond for her “Diamond Water.” He tries not to laugh at her when she explains the concept. He takes her back to a private room where she gets all creepily spiritual over some loose diamonds. Asa says that Diamond Water has three ingredients: water (no shit), diamonds (double no shit), and love energy (a phrase she just made up). She is immediately drawn to a nine and one half carat diamond which she places on her forehead, or third eye, to see what kind of vibes she gets. It’s a HUGE diamond. I am feeling the energy through the television. At 325k, that diamond is waaaay over her 65k limit. Conveniently, a five carat diamond gives her the same feeling, so she decides that it is perfect for her stupid water.
“Just checking the diamond’s energy. Nothing weird going on here. Stop staring at me!”
MJ meets up with GG for a friendly dog walk and talk. GG immediately asks MJ why she was sending her Asa-hate texts messages. She also wants to know who she is actually friends with, Asa or her. MJ says she just wants them all to get along. GG actually has some valid points. It’s confusing for her to be uninvited to MJ’s birthday and the Mexico trip especially when MJ is texting her all of these awful things about Asa. MJ turns the situation around and brings up the pool party fight again. GG doesn’t understand why that is such a big deal. MJ says that she was losing friends because of GG’s crazy behavior. She reminds GG that, although she made an effort to apologize to Asa, it took her three weeks to acknowledge the situation. Like most things in her life, GG blows off the conversation and tells MJ they should continue their walk.
“You hate Asa? Who’s bi-polar now?”