Happy 2013, Gasmii! I hope everyone partied hard and stayed safe. I also wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes last week. I felt so very loved! This week, Reza makes nice with MJ, MJ makes nice with Asa, and it appears everyone was serious about cutting GG off. Except Omid, who was offended GG was not invited to MJ’s birthday, yet still attended. Camera time is valuable. Duh.
His 2013 resolution? Stop trying to make this hair style work.
GG and Omid are kind of on a date. GG tell us that they are both single, so it makes sense. Plus, she likes them young. Didn’t GG say, in the first episode of the season, that she and Omid have dated in the past? Anyway, Omid makes a joke about having a “big sausage.” I want to judge him, but I probably would have made a dick joke at the mention of “sausage” too. Omid mentions to GG that he hung out with the gang the previous night. She is obviously jealous, as she yammers on about HER friends going behind her back and inviting out Omid and not her. She repeatedly calls the other Shahs classless. Pot. Kettle. Black. Omid also tells GG about the MJ/Persian Cher dress incident of 2012, and that they were all talking about GG. She is very surprised, so I guess she was black out drunk when Mike came over and they had their chat.
Lunch time with Reza and his sweet mamma! Oh hell no. Mom does not like her son’s mustache. It’s his best feature! Reza tells us that his mom busts his balls all the time, but it is clear that she loves him very much. She tells him that he needs to stop partying so much, and that he needs to stop spending money on expensive shoes. “Gucci Mucci’s” to be exact. Reza informs his mom that he has decided to partner up with Mike. She likes this idea, but mentions that she really likes MJ too. Reza says that MJ betrayed him when she continued to hang out with GG after she shit talked him. Reza’s mom tells him to get over it because MJ and he are close friends. He appears to take the advice to heart.
Well said, Sweet Mamma.
MJ sits down at her dining room table to email her friends an invite to her birthday. Guess she never got around to putting that desk together, probably because she vacuumed up half the screws. She says she never celebrates her birthday (I find that hard to believe. These people love attention.), but this year she wants to do something nice for herself. MJ calls her friend, Marsha, to tell her she wants men as presents this year. It is a pretty good idea, but why does she have to wait for her birthday to get set up by her friends? MJ has decided to include Reza on her special day, and I can’t real blame her. They have been friends for too long to let Awful Asa and Persian Cher comes between them.