Reza and Mike meet at a random house to take some head shots for their new business partnership. Mike says that they have a new office and now it is time to cheese it up for the camera. They take a make-up break, as Reza gets MJ’s birthday evite. They laugh about MJ’s request for single men, and Reza asks Mike if it would be weird if he attended. Mike says they have been friends for too long to let some bullshit come between them. Reza says that he is going to put his mom’s advice to use, and get over his beef with MJ. I am annoyed because this is a rational conversation. Also, when did Reza start wearing eyeliner?
Guyliner. Just say no.
Time for the obligatory GG drinks and fights part of the episode!
GG’s “I’m wasted at 10am” face.
GG calls MJ. MJ seems really awkward, and she has only said “Hello.” GG asks her about the dress incident with Persian Cher. MJ states the PC needs to stop trying to take her life, and GG assures her there is no comparison between the two women. Gah, GG is slurring her words. MJ says that GG is being sweet, which makes what she is about to say even harder. MJ proceeds to tell her that she is having a birthday, and she has decided not to invite her. GG becomes irate when she finds out Asa is invited. MJ tries to explain, but GG hangs up on her and pours herself another glass of wine. MJ tells us that she needs to repair her relationships with Asa and Reza, and not having GG at her birthday party is a necessary step. MJ calls GG back. GG begins to scream and curse at her. She yells that she has always had MJ’s back. MJ tells GG she has been acting like a total asshole, and she has not faced any consequences for her behavior. GG asks her if they are friends. MJ, who looks like she is being truthful, answers yes. She is the one that has stood by her when all of their other friends were asking her to cut GG off. GG asks MJ if she is not invited to her party because of Asa, then hangs up on MJ again. Personally, I would have been done with this conversation long ago, but MJ calls her back one last time to try to explain. I will let you guess what GG does…
Persian Cher, and her friend, Raumak, are having dinner, and according to Persian Cher, the table is “SO CUTE!” These two became friends when Raumak approached her at a party to inquire about her hair extensions. Ha! Being around Raumak reminds PC that she is not exactly where she thought she would be in life. PC gave her boyfriend an ultimatum. He needs to move to L.A. by the end of 2012 or they are done. She has spent ten years with him, and she is ready to settle down.