Shahs of Sunset Recap: MJ’s Vag Has a Case of the Sads

Shahs of Sunset

By plockness monster | Wednesday, January 2, 2013 | 2:06 pm | 15 Comments
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Reza and Mike meet at a random house to take some head shots for their new business partnership. Mike says that they have a new office and now it is time to cheese it up for the camera. They take a make-up break, as Reza gets MJ’s birthday evite. They laugh about MJ’s request for single men, and Reza asks Mike if it would be weird if he attended. Mike says they have been friends for too long to let some bullshit come between them. Reza says that he is going to put his mom’s advice to use, and get over his beef with MJ. I am annoyed because this is a rational conversation. Also, when did Reza start wearing eyeliner?

Guyliner.  Just say no.

Time for the obligatory GG drinks and fights part of the episode!

GG’s “I’m wasted at 10am” face.

GG calls MJ. MJ seems really awkward, and she has only said “Hello.” GG asks her about the dress incident with Persian Cher. MJ states the PC needs to stop trying to take her life, and GG assures her there is no comparison between the two women. Gah, GG is slurring her words. MJ says that GG is being sweet, which makes what she is about to say even harder. MJ proceeds to tell her that she is having a birthday, and she has decided not to invite her. GG becomes irate when she finds out Asa is invited. MJ tries to explain, but GG hangs up on her and pours herself another glass of wine. MJ tells us that she needs to repair her relationships with Asa and Reza, and not having GG at her birthday party is a necessary step. MJ calls GG back. GG begins to scream and curse at her. She yells that she has always had MJ’s back. MJ tells GG she has been acting like a total asshole, and she has not faced any consequences for her behavior. GG asks her if they are friends. MJ, who looks like she is being truthful, answers yes. She is the one that has stood by her when all of their other friends were asking her to cut GG off. GG asks MJ if she is not invited to her party because of Asa, then hangs up on MJ again. Personally, I would have been done with this conversation long ago, but MJ calls her back one last time to try to explain. I will let you guess what GG does…

Persian Cher, and her friend, Raumak, are having dinner, and according to Persian Cher, the table is “SO CUTE!” These two became friends when Raumak approached her at a party to inquire about her hair extensions. Ha! Being around Raumak reminds PC that she is not exactly where she thought she would be in life. PC gave her boyfriend an ultimatum. He needs to move to L.A. by the end of 2012 or they are done. She has spent ten years with him, and she is ready to settle down.

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Jennifer
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    WOW. GG is in need of some very swift rehab. I don’t think they have shown her sober this whole season. She needs some therapy before she really hurts someone or herself. LOVE REZA’S MOM, she is adorable!

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    Reza is such an ass he didn’t even post a blog last week to talk about what a dick he is.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    The obsession with “skinny” on this show is really becoming aggro and I am a skinny chick.

  4. 4
    aliens.rock
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    Yeah, some of them are skinny, but MJ isn’t. I think she looked great during her party. I was suprised she was coherent and walked to the limo all by herself. She looked great,and she is no size 4. Obsession with body image has IMO more to do with living in Los Angeles, and one of the most talkative people on the show being gay (Reza). I think that gay men love skinny and beautiful women, because they are almost unreal, just like fantasy dolls,and they can idealize them. They also look great in high fashion clothes. Most fashion designers (male) design for a size 0-2 women. They do not want to deal with our rolls of fat, stretch marks and PMS. (And who could blame them?…:-))

  5. 5
    Holyterror
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Did Mike get a spanking? His hiney looks awful red.

  6. 6
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    There is no doubt GG has a drinking problem, but I wonder if she has been edited to look like a COMPLETE lush??

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Plock I believe we have a winner. You noted the back-and-forth between the GG/Mike scene.

    Oh and by the way – what happened to the love of Mike’s life? She was in one episode and is done? Is she with him, but does not appear on screen?

  8. 8
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    This show’s been on a record of making me mad every week for a whole month. But episode broke a record. And I hit a new low. Being shamed by a Shah of Sunset.

    MJ proved she’s got a purer heart than I’ll ever have by forgiving Reza. I’ll never forgive him for telling about them doing it in the shower. Even if he hadn’t said it on tv I still wouldn’t.

    We didn’t know MJ went to the spa with her the day after GG had her hateTweet fit. It’s easy to say well they both know GG’s batshit crazy. And also has that fairy tale sickness where she opens her mouth and snakes and toads fly out. Still I can see how that would be hurtful. To a regular person that had a scrap of real feelings, though. I don’t know why it bothered Reza.

    But MJ was wrong to do it anyway. She should’ve just kept her mouth shut and ignored GG. Which is also what she and Asa both should’ve done at the pool party.

    When Asa said that about haven’t you heard me talking about how I’m in the Persian nose business all the time, I think MJ was telling the truth when she said no.

    But if all that hadn’t gone down, I bet I would’ve lived my whole life without getting to type that sentence. So my feelings about that incident are compliquated.

    My anti-Mike sentiments got escalated with him telling those boys to kiss MJ. Like she was a piece of property. Which to him she is. He didn’t even know to feel shamed when that guy told him no because it’d go against the ways of his common decency life style.

    When he up and put his slightly below average butt on display on display I couldn’t help wishing somebody would kancho him.

    If I wasn’t committed to non violence I would’ve wished it was a girl or a Drag Queen. Because acrylics.

  9. 9
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Lab – good point about the back and forth.

    Kthxbai – I don’t think MJ knows Reza told Asa/PC about them having sex.

  10. 10
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    @plockness monster I didn’t even think about that. But I sure hope you’re wrong. Because that would mean that not a 1 of them has her back even that much. You’d think something like that somebody on the camera crew would slip her an anonymous clip. Before they let her get on a bus with him and hug his neck.

  11. 11
    Jason
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 8:47 am

    More of Mike’s beefy muscular ass, and less of Reza’s flabby potbelly please?

  12. 12
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    oh Jason, Reza has to be good for something!!! ; )

    Haven’t seen, but this sounds less awful than the last one, which guy was Drizzy?

  13. 13
    MsMmm MsMmm
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    I was pretty sure Reza mentioned the MJ hook-up last season. Am I making it up?

  14. 14
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 7:29 am

    Judd – In this recap, if you look at the pic of the three dudes (page 3), Drizzy is the one in the red pants.

    MsMmm – I don’t recall if their hookup was mentioned last year. I feel like I would remember b/c I was shocked when he told Asa and PC the story at dinner.

  15. 15
    badgerfreak
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 6:25 am

    I can’t bring myself to actually watch this show, so your recaps satisfy my curiosity. Thank you. From what it sounds like, GG needs some serious rehab. Quickly. It’s all just…so much wow.

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