Happy birthday, MJ! She is getting ready and waiting on her friends to arrive at her apartment. She is nervous about meeting all of her potential men, but more nervous to see Reza. Creepy Sammy arrives first, followed by cousin Tehran and two possible booty calls. One of the dudes is called “Drizzy.” Yes, it is because he looks like Drake’s doppelganger. Asa is next. She tells us she is ready to party with MJ and hopefully start anew regarding their friendship. Mike also arrives with a guy for MJ. Omid is next. Reza brings up the rear. Fitting. There are three potential dates, and they are weirdly lined up in the living room.
The friends question the guys, and ask the important questions, like “Which Persian stew would you be?” Here comes the birthday girl! She greets everyone and gives Drizzy sex eyes. Reza and MJ finally come face to face, and although it is kind of weird, they seem to forgive each other for the moment. Their transportation arrives. It looks like a limo truck?? I think Mike says it best when he calls it a “strip club on wheels.”
Only the classiest of the classy for these Shahs.
MJ mentions they are headed to Malibu. They decide to get the party started early in the limo truck. Reza points out that there is a dance floor. They open bottles of champagne and begin to do the chicken dance. I kid! MJ shows us where she keeps her lip gloss.
Hard to believe this one can’t find a man.
Mike instigates some innocent kissing between MJ and the potential suitors. For the 100th time, she tells us that she is nervous. Drizzy also proves he is gentlemanly by telling MJ he will only kiss her if she says it’s okay. Reza approaches Mike and MJ. They kiss and make up. Reza assures her that he will always be there for her. Mike tells them that he would like to invite all of them to Mexico for a little vacation. Sun, fun, and no drama. Yeah, right!
Coconut gets her hair done by someone that I will never be able to afford.
The party truck arrives in Malibu. They get drinks, and MJ talks to the other guests that did not ride with them. We have a potential fourth guy! Drizzy and MJ start to give each other sex eyes again. Reza and Asa notice. Reza tells us Drizzy looks young, but that ain’t no thang for MJ, Queen of the Cougars. They call Drizzy over to chat about MJ. Reza tells him that MJ seems to like him. It looks like it could be a love connection, so Reza calls MJ over to them. MJ seems smitten as she tells Drizzy she was just talking about him. She is shocked that Reza is actually endorsing Drizzy. I really wish they would just call him by his real name.