Over at Persian Cher’s apartment, she decides to call her on again, off again boyfriend, Ali. He is at work, but PC still brings up the status of their relationship. Is he moving to L.A.? He blows her off by saying he has not started looking for houses, BUT he does love her. He wants to buy her a ring and such; he just has not made any attempt to do so. She reminds him about the ultimatum. He asks her to compromise, but she says she has been doing that for the past ten years. He blames her girlfriends for putting ideas in her head. This seems like a perfectly healthy relationship. I can see why they want to spend the rest of their lives together. Gag.
Back in Malibu, MJ and Drizzy go for a walk on the beach. She asks him if he is in town for a vacation, but he tells her he recently moved there. He compares their heights in an attempt to hold MJ’s hand. Smooth, Drizzy. At the party, Omid asks Tehran why GG was not invited. Tehran says it is not his fault that she is not there. Omid says he is pissed off that she was not included. Sammy asks Reza and Asa to join their GG conversation. Omid tells them that he appreciates the way they have been treating him, but GG should be there to stick up for herself. He tries to excuse her past behaviors and salvage some sort of friendship for her and the other Shahs. Asa is annoyed that Omid would bring up GG when they are having such a good time. She tells him that she tried with GG, but stopped when she became violent. Reza pipes up and says GG needs to face repercussions for her actions. I think GG is so awful because she surrounds herself with enablers. When the person proves they will not let GG control their life, she lashes out and turns into a crazy turd sandwich. Asa tells us that it has been weeks since the pool incident, and GG has yet to call her and apologize. Asa tells Omid that GG is insane. Reza tells Omid that GG needs to realize that her behavior must change. I would not hold my breath if I were them.
MJ and Drizzy’s beach walk takes a detour to a lifeguard tower. Drizzy complements her on the party and the limo truck. MJ says that she does not really believe anything Drizzy says. He is disappointed. MJ tells us that she has a hard time trusting men. She asks Drizzy if he has ever been hurt. He counters with, “Who hasn’t?” Exactly. It looks like MJ found a man. Now her vagina can be happy. Asa and Reza present MJ with her cake, and then they hop on the limo truck. Mike moons them.
Yup, you’re welcome.
MJ is now excited by the prospect of a relationship with Drizzy. She is glad that she threw herself a birthday party and that her friends followed through on her request to bring single men.