Shahs of Sunset Recap: MJ’s Vag Has a Case of the Sads

Shahs of Sunset

By plockness monster | Wednesday, January 2, 2013 | 2:06 pm | 15 Comments
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Over at Persian Cher’s apartment, she decides to call her on again, off again boyfriend, Ali. He is at work, but PC still brings up the status of their relationship. Is he moving to L.A.? He blows her off by saying he has not started looking for houses, BUT he does love her. He wants to buy her a ring and such; he just has not made any attempt to do so. She reminds him about the ultimatum. He asks her to compromise, but she says she has been doing that for the past ten years. He blames her girlfriends for putting ideas in her head. This seems like a perfectly healthy relationship. I can see why they want to spend the rest of their lives together. Gag.

Back in Malibu, MJ and Drizzy go for a walk on the beach. She asks him if he is in town for a vacation, but he tells her he recently moved there. He compares their heights in an attempt to hold MJ’s hand. Smooth, Drizzy. At the party, Omid asks Tehran why GG was not invited. Tehran says it is not his fault that she is not there. Omid says he is pissed off that she was not included. Sammy asks Reza and Asa to join their GG conversation. Omid tells them that he appreciates the way they have been treating him, but GG should be there to stick up for herself. He tries to excuse her past behaviors and salvage some sort of friendship for her and the other Shahs. Asa is annoyed that Omid would bring up GG when they are having such a good time. She tells him that she tried with GG, but stopped when she became violent. Reza pipes up and says GG needs to face repercussions for her actions. I think GG is so awful because she surrounds herself with enablers. When the person proves they will not let GG control their life, she lashes out and turns into a crazy turd sandwich. Asa tells us that it has been weeks since the pool incident, and GG has yet to call her and apologize. Asa tells Omid that GG is insane. Reza tells Omid that GG needs to realize that her behavior must change. I would not hold my breath if I were them.

MJ and Drizzy’s beach walk takes a detour to a lifeguard tower. Drizzy complements her on the party and the limo truck. MJ says that she does not really believe anything Drizzy says. He is disappointed. MJ tells us that she has a hard time trusting men. She asks Drizzy if he has ever been hurt. He counters with, “Who hasn’t?” Exactly. It looks like MJ found a man. Now her vagina can be happy. Asa and Reza present MJ with her cake, and then they hop on the limo truck. Mike moons them.

Yup, you’re welcome.

MJ is now excited by the prospect of a relationship with Drizzy. She is glad that she threw herself a birthday party and that her friends followed through on her request to bring single men.

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Jennifer
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    WOW. GG is in need of some very swift rehab. I don’t think they have shown her sober this whole season. She needs some therapy before she really hurts someone or herself. LOVE REZA’S MOM, she is adorable!

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    Reza is such an ass he didn’t even post a blog last week to talk about what a dick he is.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    The obsession with “skinny” on this show is really becoming aggro and I am a skinny chick.

  4. 4
    aliens.rock
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    Yeah, some of them are skinny, but MJ isn’t. I think she looked great during her party. I was suprised she was coherent and walked to the limo all by herself. She looked great,and she is no size 4. Obsession with body image has IMO more to do with living in Los Angeles, and one of the most talkative people on the show being gay (Reza). I think that gay men love skinny and beautiful women, because they are almost unreal, just like fantasy dolls,and they can idealize them. They also look great in high fashion clothes. Most fashion designers (male) design for a size 0-2 women. They do not want to deal with our rolls of fat, stretch marks and PMS. (And who could blame them?…:-))

  5. 5
    Holyterror
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Did Mike get a spanking? His hiney looks awful red.

  6. 6
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    There is no doubt GG has a drinking problem, but I wonder if she has been edited to look like a COMPLETE lush??

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Plock I believe we have a winner. You noted the back-and-forth between the GG/Mike scene.

    Oh and by the way – what happened to the love of Mike’s life? She was in one episode and is done? Is she with him, but does not appear on screen?

  8. 8
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    This show’s been on a record of making me mad every week for a whole month. But episode broke a record. And I hit a new low. Being shamed by a Shah of Sunset.

    MJ proved she’s got a purer heart than I’ll ever have by forgiving Reza. I’ll never forgive him for telling about them doing it in the shower. Even if he hadn’t said it on tv I still wouldn’t.

    We didn’t know MJ went to the spa with her the day after GG had her hateTweet fit. It’s easy to say well they both know GG’s batshit crazy. And also has that fairy tale sickness where she opens her mouth and snakes and toads fly out. Still I can see how that would be hurtful. To a regular person that had a scrap of real feelings, though. I don’t know why it bothered Reza.

    But MJ was wrong to do it anyway. She should’ve just kept her mouth shut and ignored GG. Which is also what she and Asa both should’ve done at the pool party.

    When Asa said that about haven’t you heard me talking about how I’m in the Persian nose business all the time, I think MJ was telling the truth when she said no.

    But if all that hadn’t gone down, I bet I would’ve lived my whole life without getting to type that sentence. So my feelings about that incident are compliquated.

    My anti-Mike sentiments got escalated with him telling those boys to kiss MJ. Like she was a piece of property. Which to him she is. He didn’t even know to feel shamed when that guy told him no because it’d go against the ways of his common decency life style.

    When he up and put his slightly below average butt on display on display I couldn’t help wishing somebody would kancho him.

    If I wasn’t committed to non violence I would’ve wished it was a girl or a Drag Queen. Because acrylics.

  9. 9
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Lab – good point about the back and forth.

    Kthxbai – I don’t think MJ knows Reza told Asa/PC about them having sex.

  10. 10
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    @plockness monster I didn’t even think about that. But I sure hope you’re wrong. Because that would mean that not a 1 of them has her back even that much. You’d think something like that somebody on the camera crew would slip her an anonymous clip. Before they let her get on a bus with him and hug his neck.

  11. 11
    Jason
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 8:47 am

    More of Mike’s beefy muscular ass, and less of Reza’s flabby potbelly please?

  12. 12
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    oh Jason, Reza has to be good for something!!! ; )

    Haven’t seen, but this sounds less awful than the last one, which guy was Drizzy?

  13. 13
    MsMmm MsMmm
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    I was pretty sure Reza mentioned the MJ hook-up last season. Am I making it up?

  14. 14
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 7:29 am

    Judd – In this recap, if you look at the pic of the three dudes (page 3), Drizzy is the one in the red pants.

    MsMmm – I don’t recall if their hookup was mentioned last year. I feel like I would remember b/c I was shocked when he told Asa and PC the story at dinner.

  15. 15
    badgerfreak
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 6:25 am

    I can’t bring myself to actually watch this show, so your recaps satisfy my curiosity. Thank you. From what it sounds like, GG needs some serious rehab. Quickly. It’s all just…so much wow.

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