Shahs of Sunset Recap: Ring Around The Nosey

Shahs of Sunset

By plockness monster | Tuesday, December 11, 2012 | 10:17 am | 8 Comments
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The nose in question.

MJ and her pups meet GG at a dog agility center to discuss the events from the previous night. Well, that seems like the most logical place to rehash drunken shenanigans. MJ tries to get Julio and Pablo to jump over a small bar, but let’s face it, these dogs are fat as fuck and jumping over that bar will probably kill them. Best case scenario, they belly crawl away with four broken legs. MJ asks GG if she had a massive hangover that morning. She admits that she drank a lot, and apparently she does not remember a large portion of the night. MJ informs her, not only was she kissing Omid at the table, he put his hand up her dress and tried to get some vag action. GG thinks MJ is lying, but this is a reality show, so we flash back to that exact situation. BUSTED. She is embarrassed and quickly changes the subject to Asa and the “big nose” comment. Even though MJ was literally sitting right next to Asa when this happened, GG repeats the toast. Since girls love to call other girls fat as their go-to insult, GG says they should to toast Asa’s love handles and her choice not to get liposuction. Oh, and she calls her a “tranny” for the hundredth time. MJ reminds her that, in a few short hours, they will all be at the same pool party. Time to pull yourself together, woman!

Would a transsexual wear this?  Probably not.

It’s time for another family drama, I mean, dinner! Asa is in her parent’s kitchen preparing some Tadig. It is a rice dish that Asa also calls, “Persian crack.” They sit down to eat and she tells her parents that she has moved back into her house. Zinat, her mother, says that is all well and great but what Asa really needs to do is get a job. Joke’s on you mom, your daughter does have a job. Three words: Persian Pop Priestess. Mama Zinat says exactly what I am screaming in my head, “What the hell is that?” Asa’s dad, Ramin, laughs. How did two such awesome people create such a shitty daughter? Anyway, Zinat says she should go back to school for psychology, but hey, if she wants to become a doctor, lawyer, or engineer, they would be just as happy. Obviously, Asa’s parents want her to be successful, and they don’t want her to face the struggles that they did. When Zinat tells her that she needs to resume school to obtain a PhD, Asa replies she has three. Yup, Persian Pop Priestess. Talk among yourselves while I dry my tears of laughter. This bitch is delusional.

DELUSIONAL.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    magrinch
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 10:47 am

    On WWHL, GG confirmed she was engaged to Omid and said that she wasn’t embarressed by what she does but the show is a learning experience. She also claimed that she didn’t party much, but when she did she drank a whole hell of lot.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Ugh the nude lipstick trend continues.

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Last season I liked Reza and MJ. I felt bad for both of their parent issues. And also that MJ doesn’t know how pretty she is. Or maybe she’s just another 1 of those people that’s going to need assisted styling her whole life. Like Phaedra on RHOA.

    I even felt a little bit sorry for Asa being so Delusiona.

    This yr it’s like the whole bunch of them might as well be Mike and GG. Which is great for the fuckwaffle factor. But it’s also nice to have at least 1 or 2 you don’t think are as trashy as the rest of them.

    I hope MJ’s getting real counseling besides the fake tv kind. But after seeing her dad with her I secretly think she should just delete her mom’s number and get over it. He’s the 1 that raised her. There’s plenty of people that’d be glad to have even 1 of their parents that looks at them like that. How dare she not know she’s beautiful? Even if she was ugly as who shot Sally with a home made sin gun.

  4. 4
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Asa needed to get punched, but GG/MJ falling in the bushes made me laugh way too hard.

    Does anyone else get the feeling that Reza’s BF is going to dump him on national tv, because I can’t wait to see that!

    @kthxbai, I do hope that MJ gets the therapy she needs, although I’m sure Reza fucking her over in business will send her straight back to Dr. Michelle.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    @Derek Hazelton I went back and watched both episodes again. Plus thought back over some other stuff. Like MJ saying Reza ended up being the most “changed” a while back. And that it’s a Bravo show.

    And ended up going from grouchy to suspicious. That it’s got more to do with Reza’s character getting re framed.

    So anybody that’s been feeling sorry for poor little potted plant Adam getting his boring heart busted from getting too close to the sun can change their tune. And just be glad for him getting some work. Like Walter on RHOA.

  6. 6
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    I’m SO happy that I’m not the only one that thinks Asa sucks. I think it’s only going to get worse.

    Magrinch – thanks for the info on GG!!! I just do t believe her when she says she’s not embarrassed about how she acts on the show. It’s awful.

    Lab – I think the nude lipstick trend wouldn’t be as bad if it wasn’t for the Kardashians. They’re worse than Asa x10.

    Derek – the fall was hilarious. The best part was the fact GG pulled MJ down with her!!

    Kthxbai – MJ should totally delete her mom’s phone number. I wish she would cut off her mom to teach her a lesson, but I don’t think She-Devil would care.

  7. 7
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 7:32 am

    @kthxbai, potted plant is the best description of Adam, I sincerely hope plockeness monster uses it in his/her recaps!

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    Z
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    I really liked Asa last year until she started talking about drinking diamonds for breakfast or whatever. Then I realized that she’s the craziest of the bunch (except for Psycho GG).

    How hard is it to just apologize if you said something to hurt someone’s feeling, even if you didn’t mean to hurt their feelings. Was Omid supposed to automatically know that that you have a big Persian nose fetish? A simple “My bad, dude, I was just joking.” could have avoided the whole scene. And then to buck up because you have your “boys” surrounding you and start egging on a clearly drunk and irrational person is just stupid. I was really hoping GG would break free and get some good licks in before she got carted off.

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