The nose in question.
MJ and her pups meet GG at a dog agility center to discuss the events from the previous night. Well, that seems like the most logical place to rehash drunken shenanigans. MJ tries to get Julio and Pablo to jump over a small bar, but let’s face it, these dogs are fat as fuck and jumping over that bar will probably kill them. Best case scenario, they belly crawl away with four broken legs. MJ asks GG if she had a massive hangover that morning. She admits that she drank a lot, and apparently she does not remember a large portion of the night. MJ informs her, not only was she kissing Omid at the table, he put his hand up her dress and tried to get some vag action. GG thinks MJ is lying, but this is a reality show, so we flash back to that exact situation. BUSTED. She is embarrassed and quickly changes the subject to Asa and the “big nose” comment. Even though MJ was literally sitting right next to Asa when this happened, GG repeats the toast. Since girls love to call other girls fat as their go-to insult, GG says they should to toast Asa’s love handles and her choice not to get liposuction. Oh, and she calls her a “tranny” for the hundredth time. MJ reminds her that, in a few short hours, they will all be at the same pool party. Time to pull yourself together, woman!
Would a transsexual wear this? Probably not.
It’s time for another family drama, I mean, dinner! Asa is in her parent’s kitchen preparing some Tadig. It is a rice dish that Asa also calls, “Persian crack.” They sit down to eat and she tells her parents that she has moved back into her house. Zinat, her mother, says that is all well and great but what Asa really needs to do is get a job. Joke’s on you mom, your daughter does have a job. Three words: Persian Pop Priestess. Mama Zinat says exactly what I am screaming in my head, “What the hell is that?” Asa’s dad, Ramin, laughs. How did two such awesome people create such a shitty daughter? Anyway, Zinat says she should go back to school for psychology, but hey, if she wants to become a doctor, lawyer, or engineer, they would be just as happy. Obviously, Asa’s parents want her to be successful, and they don’t want her to face the struggles that they did. When Zinat tells her that she needs to resume school to obtain a PhD, Asa replies she has three. Yup, Persian Pop Priestess. Talk among yourselves while I dry my tears of laughter. This bitch is delusional.