Shahs of Sunset Recap: Ring Around The Nosey

Shahs of Sunset

By plockness monster | Tuesday, December 11, 2012 | 10:17 am | 8 Comments
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The holidays have come early for you, my beloved Gasmii. Coconut is back! After last week’s comments, I have decided that Coconut is the most popular living thing on this show. Lilly globs on makeup and tells us that she used to work at a law firm in Texas. Apparently, the slut look did not fly there, so she left that job and decided to shoot for the stars. The stars in her situation consist of bikinis that look like lingerie. Dream big, Lilly, and get creative with your company name. You chose the name “Swimgerie?” I bet you were up countless nights thinking of that one! Even Coconut gives her the side eye.

Bitch, please. 

Lilly goes to the Swimgerie headquarters to meet with her business partner.  They need to get some pieces together to present to Bergdorf. Everyone knows that Bergdorf can make you or break you. If it breaks you, you end up designing boring bathing suits for Target’s plus size women’s department. This would be Lilly’s own personal hell. The Swimgerie model arrives and her and Lilly exchange the forced, “You’re so skinny!” “No, YOU’RE SO SKINNY!” skinny bitch greeting. The conversation veers into a discussion about bathing suit crotch juice. It’s really gross, and it seems as though the company lent out a sample suit that was returned with said stain. Lilly says it could be AIDS.  I am thinking venereal disease. 

Herpes is forever.

Yay! MJ’s dad stops by her apartment for some bonding time. Bonding time for these two involves hair dye and nose hair trimmers. She is in full grooming mode as she tells us they are very close and basically it is the complete opposite of her relationship with her mother. Even though her dad is really hairy, and it kind of grosses me out, this is a really cute scene. I am glad she has one great parent in her life otherwise she would already have seven kids and a meth addiction.

Totally normal family activity, right?

Reza meets Lilly for lunch and he takes a moment to fantasize what her skin would look like hanging on a satin hanger in his massive walk-in closet. He gains his composure to get down to brass tacks. What does she really think about his friends? For once, I agree with Lilly when she says they all need rehab, stat. Reza is horrified at their behavior, and Lilly has the sads because she thought she was going to meet some new and enjoyable people in Beverly Hills. Surely she has watched season one? She decides that it is probably best for her to avoid the impending pool party. She forgot her drinking pants in Texas and tells Reza she will have them shipped UPS before the next Shah get together.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    magrinch
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 10:47 am

    On WWHL, GG confirmed she was engaged to Omid and said that she wasn’t embarressed by what she does but the show is a learning experience. She also claimed that she didn’t party much, but when she did she drank a whole hell of lot.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Ugh the nude lipstick trend continues.

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Last season I liked Reza and MJ. I felt bad for both of their parent issues. And also that MJ doesn’t know how pretty she is. Or maybe she’s just another 1 of those people that’s going to need assisted styling her whole life. Like Phaedra on RHOA.

    I even felt a little bit sorry for Asa being so Delusiona.

    This yr it’s like the whole bunch of them might as well be Mike and GG. Which is great for the fuckwaffle factor. But it’s also nice to have at least 1 or 2 you don’t think are as trashy as the rest of them.

    I hope MJ’s getting real counseling besides the fake tv kind. But after seeing her dad with her I secretly think she should just delete her mom’s number and get over it. He’s the 1 that raised her. There’s plenty of people that’d be glad to have even 1 of their parents that looks at them like that. How dare she not know she’s beautiful? Even if she was ugly as who shot Sally with a home made sin gun.

  4. 4
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Asa needed to get punched, but GG/MJ falling in the bushes made me laugh way too hard.

    Does anyone else get the feeling that Reza’s BF is going to dump him on national tv, because I can’t wait to see that!

    @kthxbai, I do hope that MJ gets the therapy she needs, although I’m sure Reza fucking her over in business will send her straight back to Dr. Michelle.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    @Derek Hazelton I went back and watched both episodes again. Plus thought back over some other stuff. Like MJ saying Reza ended up being the most “changed” a while back. And that it’s a Bravo show.

    And ended up going from grouchy to suspicious. That it’s got more to do with Reza’s character getting re framed.

    So anybody that’s been feeling sorry for poor little potted plant Adam getting his boring heart busted from getting too close to the sun can change their tune. And just be glad for him getting some work. Like Walter on RHOA.

  6. 6
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    I’m SO happy that I’m not the only one that thinks Asa sucks. I think it’s only going to get worse.

    Magrinch – thanks for the info on GG!!! I just do t believe her when she says she’s not embarrassed about how she acts on the show. It’s awful.

    Lab – I think the nude lipstick trend wouldn’t be as bad if it wasn’t for the Kardashians. They’re worse than Asa x10.

    Derek – the fall was hilarious. The best part was the fact GG pulled MJ down with her!!

    Kthxbai – MJ should totally delete her mom’s phone number. I wish she would cut off her mom to teach her a lesson, but I don’t think She-Devil would care.

  7. 7
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 7:32 am

    @kthxbai, potted plant is the best description of Adam, I sincerely hope plockeness monster uses it in his/her recaps!

  8. 8
    Z
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    I really liked Asa last year until she started talking about drinking diamonds for breakfast or whatever. Then I realized that she’s the craziest of the bunch (except for Psycho GG).

    How hard is it to just apologize if you said something to hurt someone’s feeling, even if you didn’t mean to hurt their feelings. Was Omid supposed to automatically know that that you have a big Persian nose fetish? A simple “My bad, dude, I was just joking.” could have avoided the whole scene. And then to buck up because you have your “boys” surrounding you and start egging on a clearly drunk and irrational person is just stupid. I was really hoping GG would break free and get some good licks in before she got carted off.

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