Shahs of Sunset Recap: Ring Around The Nosey

Shahs of Sunset

By plockness monster | Tuesday, December 11, 2012 | 10:17 am | 8 Comments
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Mike is on a date with, Jessica, a girl her has been dating for a few months. He says her dad is super loaded, like it is no big deal, but I could see  dollar signs flashing in his eyes. Jessica is Italian, so Mike throws out a few semi-offensive Italian stereotypes. To ensure he gets laid later, he adds in that Persians are just as loud and obnoxious. Smooth, Mike. He invites her to a family dinner. She is hesitant at first, but he convinces her that she will fit right in. Do you think the cameras will be there to capture all of the animosity?! Ten dollars says his mother runs out of the room crying when she realizes Jessica is not Persian or Jewish.

Mike’s math: 1 Room + 10 Persians = 155 white people

Asa takes Reza to see famed Persian psychic, Shohreh. He shuffles a deck of cards and Madame S takes them. She tells him that he deeply cares for his family, but not so much for his father. He drinks some strong Persian coffee, digs some goop out of his cup, and makes a wish. Shohreh says he has problems in his love life that correlate to trust issues. On that high note, Asa pays her and the psychic leaves. Reza admits that he is going through a self proclaimed “gay life crisis.” He would like to settle down but part of him still wants to be a man whore. Asa asks him if he could see himself settling down with his current piece, Adam. He is not sure what he should do at this point.

Finally, MJ goes to see a therapist. She tells the shrink that her mother never really wanted to be a mother. She-Devil abandoned her and her father when she was a child. The most frustrating thing about the situation was the fact her mother moved into an apartment that was minutes away from the family home.  She has continued to live there until present day. MJ realizes that her parent’s divorce affected her way more than she thought and has subsequently ruined all romantic relationships in her adult life. It’s all really sad, and I am sorry, I just can’t make fun of someone who recognizes that they need emotional help.

Damn you for making me have feelings!

Reza takes Big Booty Adam on a cooking class date. They learn and flirt and prepare food that makes me hungry. Reza questions the amount of passion Adam possesses and if it will be enough for him.

Put on your Swimgerie because it’s almost time for the pool party. Asa voices her fears that her friends will be a drunken embarrassment. Across Beverly Hills, GG foreshadows that she is probably going to act like a drunken embarrassment.

Asa arrives to the party first. Man, this chick will not stop repeating the name “Shawn Solati.”  She says he belongs to a famous Persian pop music family. His shindigs are the best. Reza, MJ, and Mike filter in. Right out of the gate, the group decides to take some tequila shots because that is the best way to keep things calm and civil. Mike tells Asa that the previous night was awkward because Omid and GG were all over each other like horny, lush bunnies. Asa tells him to please confront them next time. Again, does she think that’s the best way to avoid conflict at the party?

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    magrinch
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 10:47 am

    On WWHL, GG confirmed she was engaged to Omid and said that she wasn’t embarressed by what she does but the show is a learning experience. She also claimed that she didn’t party much, but when she did she drank a whole hell of lot.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Ugh the nude lipstick trend continues.

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Last season I liked Reza and MJ. I felt bad for both of their parent issues. And also that MJ doesn’t know how pretty she is. Or maybe she’s just another 1 of those people that’s going to need assisted styling her whole life. Like Phaedra on RHOA.

    I even felt a little bit sorry for Asa being so Delusiona.

    This yr it’s like the whole bunch of them might as well be Mike and GG. Which is great for the fuckwaffle factor. But it’s also nice to have at least 1 or 2 you don’t think are as trashy as the rest of them.

    I hope MJ’s getting real counseling besides the fake tv kind. But after seeing her dad with her I secretly think she should just delete her mom’s number and get over it. He’s the 1 that raised her. There’s plenty of people that’d be glad to have even 1 of their parents that looks at them like that. How dare she not know she’s beautiful? Even if she was ugly as who shot Sally with a home made sin gun.

  4. 4
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Asa needed to get punched, but GG/MJ falling in the bushes made me laugh way too hard.

    Does anyone else get the feeling that Reza’s BF is going to dump him on national tv, because I can’t wait to see that!

    @kthxbai, I do hope that MJ gets the therapy she needs, although I’m sure Reza fucking her over in business will send her straight back to Dr. Michelle.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    @Derek Hazelton I went back and watched both episodes again. Plus thought back over some other stuff. Like MJ saying Reza ended up being the most “changed” a while back. And that it’s a Bravo show.

    And ended up going from grouchy to suspicious. That it’s got more to do with Reza’s character getting re framed.

    So anybody that’s been feeling sorry for poor little potted plant Adam getting his boring heart busted from getting too close to the sun can change their tune. And just be glad for him getting some work. Like Walter on RHOA.

  6. 6
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    I’m SO happy that I’m not the only one that thinks Asa sucks. I think it’s only going to get worse.

    Magrinch – thanks for the info on GG!!! I just do t believe her when she says she’s not embarrassed about how she acts on the show. It’s awful.

    Lab – I think the nude lipstick trend wouldn’t be as bad if it wasn’t for the Kardashians. They’re worse than Asa x10.

    Derek – the fall was hilarious. The best part was the fact GG pulled MJ down with her!!

    Kthxbai – MJ should totally delete her mom’s phone number. I wish she would cut off her mom to teach her a lesson, but I don’t think She-Devil would care.

  7. 7
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 7:32 am

    @kthxbai, potted plant is the best description of Adam, I sincerely hope plockeness monster uses it in his/her recaps!

  8. 8
    Z
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    I really liked Asa last year until she started talking about drinking diamonds for breakfast or whatever. Then I realized that she’s the craziest of the bunch (except for Psycho GG).

    How hard is it to just apologize if you said something to hurt someone’s feeling, even if you didn’t mean to hurt their feelings. Was Omid supposed to automatically know that that you have a big Persian nose fetish? A simple “My bad, dude, I was just joking.” could have avoided the whole scene. And then to buck up because you have your “boys” surrounding you and start egging on a clearly drunk and irrational person is just stupid. I was really hoping GG would break free and get some good licks in before she got carted off.

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