Shahs of Sunset Recap: Ring Around The Nosey


By plockness monster | | 10:17 am | 8 Comments

Drinking. Drinking. Swimming pool. Shots. Drinking.

Mike and Reza discuss real estate. Residential real estate is booming and Reza thinks that he and Mike should partner up and take the BH housing market by storm. Reza basically calls MJ lazy and tells Mike not to even worry about her in the business equation anymore. Side note: I am surprised at the casual tone Reza uses when talking to Mike about ditching MJ as his business partner. I know these two are all about the money, but he and MJ have been friends for twenty years!

Omid and Reza take a shot in honor of Asa. Asa, who is a bitch but calls it honesty, singles out Omid and tells him to just take half. He agrees and, I should point out, does not act like an asshole about it. She then restarts the conversation, “It was amazing to meet you the other night, but your comments were rude.” That is it. At this point, Asa deserves the embarrassment she is about to receive because the is totally baiting GG to start an argument with her! Don’t bring it up in the middle of a party with twenty people sitting around you. Omid asks Asa if she was joking when she called him loud and obnoxious. GG and MJ slither up to break into the conversation. GG immediately turns the conversation into her problems with Asa’s big nose comment. God gave her a big nose and it ruined her life and she is seriously fake crying about this so we feel sorry for her. MJ reassures Asa that GG is very self-conscious about this, which only angers Asa more because MJ always butts in. Asa pulls the old “I have a whole art series dedicated big-nosed Persians” act, but GG and Omid are not accepting that.

It starts to get really confusing at this point. Asa says GG thrives on the attention she gets from acting like a hood rat in public, and she can’t take it anymore. GG says she is not trying to act like a spaz. MJ slurs something. Asa gets mad because those two always gang up on her. GG’s eyes almost shoot fire as she takes off her earrings to bitch fight with Asa. They push each other a little and repeat things like, “I’ll fuck your ass up,” and “I’ll toss you like a salad.” MJ pulls back GG, and they both fall to the ground. They get up and GG tries to attack Asa with a folding chair. Finally, some male party guests that want camera time, break it up and pull Asa away to “have fun.” Mike and Omid play the voice of reason and Omid reminds her they are guests in someone’s HOME. Holy shit, GG breaks away and tries to rush Asa again. Omid has to physically pick her up and carry her out of the party. MJ tries to make excuses for GG, but she is pretty drunk and looks really stupid walking around in that ill fitted bathing suit. Ugh, with that, Asa says she is not mean, she just tells the truth. Hate. Her.

Round One

 

 GG tries to go Ric Flare on Asa’s ass. 

The most lady-like way to make an exit.

I am here for your amusement. 

8 Comments

  1. 1
    magrinch
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 10:47 am

    On WWHL, GG confirmed she was engaged to Omid and said that she wasn’t embarressed by what she does but the show is a learning experience. She also claimed that she didn’t party much, but when she did she drank a whole hell of lot.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Ugh the nude lipstick trend continues.

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Last season I liked Reza and MJ. I felt bad for both of their parent issues. And also that MJ doesn’t know how pretty she is. Or maybe she’s just another 1 of those people that’s going to need assisted styling her whole life. Like Phaedra on RHOA.

    I even felt a little bit sorry for Asa being so Delusiona.

    This yr it’s like the whole bunch of them might as well be Mike and GG. Which is great for the fuckwaffle factor. But it’s also nice to have at least 1 or 2 you don’t think are as trashy as the rest of them.

    I hope MJ’s getting real counseling besides the fake tv kind. But after seeing her dad with her I secretly think she should just delete her mom’s number and get over it. He’s the 1 that raised her. There’s plenty of people that’d be glad to have even 1 of their parents that looks at them like that. How dare she not know she’s beautiful? Even if she was ugly as who shot Sally with a home made sin gun.

  4. 4
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Asa needed to get punched, but GG/MJ falling in the bushes made me laugh way too hard.

    Does anyone else get the feeling that Reza’s BF is going to dump him on national tv, because I can’t wait to see that!

    @kthxbai, I do hope that MJ gets the therapy she needs, although I’m sure Reza fucking her over in business will send her straight back to Dr. Michelle.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    @Derek Hazelton I went back and watched both episodes again. Plus thought back over some other stuff. Like MJ saying Reza ended up being the most “changed” a while back. And that it’s a Bravo show.

    And ended up going from grouchy to suspicious. That it’s got more to do with Reza’s character getting re framed.

    So anybody that’s been feeling sorry for poor little potted plant Adam getting his boring heart busted from getting too close to the sun can change their tune. And just be glad for him getting some work. Like Walter on RHOA.

  6. 6
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    I’m SO happy that I’m not the only one that thinks Asa sucks. I think it’s only going to get worse.

    Magrinch – thanks for the info on GG!!! I just do t believe her when she says she’s not embarrassed about how she acts on the show. It’s awful.

    Lab – I think the nude lipstick trend wouldn’t be as bad if it wasn’t for the Kardashians. They’re worse than Asa x10.

    Derek – the fall was hilarious. The best part was the fact GG pulled MJ down with her!!

    Kthxbai – MJ should totally delete her mom’s phone number. I wish she would cut off her mom to teach her a lesson, but I don’t think She-Devil would care.

  7. 7
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 7:32 am

    @kthxbai, potted plant is the best description of Adam, I sincerely hope plockeness monster uses it in his/her recaps!

  8. 8
    Z
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    I really liked Asa last year until she started talking about drinking diamonds for breakfast or whatever. Then I realized that she’s the craziest of the bunch (except for Psycho GG).

    How hard is it to just apologize if you said something to hurt someone’s feeling, even if you didn’t mean to hurt their feelings. Was Omid supposed to automatically know that that you have a big Persian nose fetish? A simple “My bad, dude, I was just joking.” could have avoided the whole scene. And then to buck up because you have your “boys” surrounding you and start egging on a clearly drunk and irrational person is just stupid. I was really hoping GG would break free and get some good licks in before she got carted off.

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