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Drinking. Drinking. Swimming pool. Shots. Drinking.
Mike and Reza discuss real estate. Residential real estate is booming and Reza thinks that he and Mike should partner up and take the BH housing market by storm. Reza basically calls MJ lazy and tells Mike not to even worry about her in the business equation anymore. Side note: I am surprised at the casual tone Reza uses when talking to Mike about ditching MJ as his business partner. I know these two are all about the money, but he and MJ have been friends for twenty years!
Omid and Reza take a shot in honor of Asa. Asa, who is a bitch but calls it honesty, singles out Omid and tells him to just take half. He agrees and, I should point out, does not act like an asshole about it. She then restarts the conversation, “It was amazing to meet you the other night, but your comments were rude.” That is it. At this point, Asa deserves the embarrassment she is about to receive because the is totally baiting GG to start an argument with her! Don’t bring it up in the middle of a party with twenty people sitting around you. Omid asks Asa if she was joking when she called him loud and obnoxious. GG and MJ slither up to break into the conversation. GG immediately turns the conversation into her problems with Asa’s big nose comment. God gave her a big nose and it ruined her life and she is seriously fake crying about this so we feel sorry for her. MJ reassures Asa that GG is very self-conscious about this, which only angers Asa more because MJ always butts in. Asa pulls the old “I have a whole art series dedicated big-nosed Persians” act, but GG and Omid are not accepting that.
It starts to get really confusing at this point. Asa says GG thrives on the attention she gets from acting like a hood rat in public, and she can’t take it anymore. GG says she is not trying to act like a spaz. MJ slurs something. Asa gets mad because those two always gang up on her. GG’s eyes almost shoot fire as she takes off her earrings to bitch fight with Asa. They push each other a little and repeat things like, “I’ll fuck your ass up,” and “I’ll toss you like a salad.” MJ pulls back GG, and they both fall to the ground. They get up and GG tries to attack Asa with a folding chair. Finally, some male party guests that want camera time, break it up and pull Asa away to “have fun.” Mike and Omid play the voice of reason and Omid reminds her they are guests in someone’s HOME. Holy shit, GG breaks away and tries to rush Asa again. Omid has to physically pick her up and carry her out of the party. MJ tries to make excuses for GG, but she is pretty drunk and looks really stupid walking around in that ill fitted bathing suit. Ugh, with that, Asa says she is not mean, she just tells the truth. Hate. Her.
GG tries to go Ric Flare on Asa’s ass.
The most lady-like way to make an exit.