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“I’m so mad! I’m going to poop on this couch.”
My little Joons! You’re back and that makes me so very happy. Last week gave us GG versus Asa in a backyard battle royale. This week, Reza and MJ square off to see who can be the bigger, big booty bitch. Let’s go!
Mike and his friend arrive at Omid’s house. GG’s brother-in-law and some guy are hanging out. This is one douchey crowd, and I bet you it is a Wednesday afternoon. You know all of these mo-fo’s are cashing checks from daddy. MJ and the pups join the rousing conversation about GG’s actions at the pool party. When asked whose side she took, MJ proudly declares she defended GG. Mike says that GG was in the wrong and he does not understand why MJ would side with someone that acted like a drunken spaz.
Oh, that’s convenient. Reza and Asa are also talking about the same incident! I am trying to pay attention to Reza but all I can concentrate on is the fugly “workout” pants Asa is wearing. I swear this bitch gets dressed in the dark. She tells Reza that GG attacked her at the party. IT. WAS. EPIC. It is only two minutes into the episode and my pimp hand feels strong. Shut up, Asa. I think I see a gold bracelet. Run!
What’s with the holes, and I’m not talking about these two assholes…
Back to Mike. He is explaining to the douche brigade, that he was just hanging out at the party and the next thing he knew, GG and MJ were sprawled on the ground. It seems as though Mike’s peer pressure has gotten to MJ because she flips and says that GG should not have gotten in Asa’s face like that. Mike pulls MJ to the side to discuss his disappointment in her. Mike is totally the dad of the group. He calls MJ a “flip-flopper,” and tells her that she needs to stop sticking up for crazy people.
Uh-oh. Asa and Reza are also disappointed in MJ. Reza tells Asa that they are adults, and 95% of adults can have a conversation without violently putting their hands on someone. Damn MJ, call Dr. Michelle and tell her you will be there in 30. Reza says that GG and MJ take it to a whole new level of crazy. He is upset that MJ stuck up for GG in the first place.
Since GG wakes up with a bottle of alcohol in her hand, it is not surprising that she arrives at Omid’s and immediately requests a beer. Mike, who is really the voice of reason this episode, says it is ridiculous that GG feels no shame after the fight. MJ actually asks her if she feels remorseful, and Omid tells her she acted like an butthole. Of course, GG claims no responsibility for her actions and says that Asa pushed her first.
“This is my serious face.”