Asa and Reza decide they are done with GG. It is time to pick sides and they choose any side that does not involve her. She is done ruining their fun! Don’t worry guys, MJ will take care of that at dinner tonight.
Since MJ is now face-to-face with GG, she excuses her behavior because Asa should not have said the big nose comment upon first meeting Omid. Does anyone else think that MJ is scared of GG? The only person that should truly be scared is GG’s dad because he is going to have to live with her until he dies. GG repeats her “I am who I am” mantra, and says Asa can “suck her dick.” That one really has a way with words. Also, I can’t believe Bravo did not bleep out “dick.”
Time to check in with Lilly. She is getting ready for a Swimgerie photo shoot, and she is so excited that her Persian model actually has curves. If this chick is curvy, then I am the fat girl in a little coat. The photographer wants to test with Lilly, and she tells him that she is not a model but says it in a way that makes me think that she tells herself she is every day, while looking in the mirror and simultaneously stabbing a Vogue magazine. Reza and Asa stop by the shoot so Lilly can prove to them that she actually has a job. They hilariously peruse the bathing suits and Reza questions the motives of the women that would actually wear them. Lilly invites her new best friends and MJ to dinner that night. MJ must have just talked to her mother because she is acting very insecure about who really extended the invitation. After Reza confirms that Lilly would like her to join them, MJ…hangs up? I am not really sure what happens, but I am sure she did not say yes OR no.
Asa tells us that it is time to get her shit together because she has bills, bills, bills, and no cash to pay them. She has a meeting with Shawn at Unix Water. Remember the diamond water she drinks? It’s infused with diamonds, herbs, and good vibes? Well, she is trying to convince this company to bottle and sell it for her. Shawn tells her it will take at least $100,000 to start-up production. He is being a good sport for the cameras because he does not laugh in her face one time. Someone just earned some good karma.
“I have no idea what just happened.”
GG gets a call from her father, Mahmoud, and asks her to stop by her sister’s house. It seems that Lelia wants to sit down and talk about the hair extension company. Mahmoud is there to moderate. GG is still riding the blame train, as she tells her father that Lelia has done nothing to help her with the company. This is ridiculous. It is the same defense she had with Mike, Omid, and MJ, just a different subject. GG continues to blame her sister for the lack of progress involving the company. She calls Lelia a bitch and Lelia asks her if she plans on stabbing or tazing her with her collection of weapons. GG says she wants to stab her sister in the face, then she storms out of the house. Mahmoud, the enabler, admits to Lelia that he pays most of GG’s bills. With that last fuck you, he saunters outside to get into the car with GG.