Dwight wants to prove that computer geeks play as hard as they work. Yawn. He’s achieved in proving they are just as boring as we all thought they were. He says that he has enough money for beer and a mattress so what more could he need? How about a maid? Yikes, has he seen his kitchen and bathroom? He needs to call Kim, the toilet scrubber ASAP!
The show says his name is David but to us he’s Big Gay Al.
BGA was a fat kid and people made him cry so he proceeded to get more cosmetic surgery than all the housewives put together and now he wants to help other fat kids achieve their dreams of looking like Mama Elsa.
Don’t drag me into this mess!
So now we have all met and we’re off to a toga party at Snotter and Herman’s house. Apparently clubs are soooo Jersey Shore. In the SV they mingle at parties.
Sarah, who clearly lives in her own happy little world, is scantily clad in fig leaves and a hand towel. When did Adam and Eve have a toga party? Big Gay Al is her escort for the evening, in his shiny new spray tan, because he’s all about being authentic.
This is when we learn that Sarah and Herman were once BFF’s but had a falling out due to an awful e-mail Sarah sent out to “help” Herman. Yes, help is in quotes because in Sarah’s world all kinds of fun stuff happens. In Herman’s world (and everyone else’s for that matter) when you pay someone’s airfare and offer them a job, they shouldn’t e-mail the clients that everyone on your team sucks. In Sarah’s world, everyone should be thanking her for saving the job and apologizing for being mean and isn’t the sky a lovely shade of mauve?
The only other interesting thing we learn at the party is that Ben has the hots for Sarah but wants to be loyal to his sister… anyone want to take bets on how long his loyalty lasts if Sarah keeps wearing short skirts?
You know a party is boring when the computer geek leaves to go find a better party. Dwight takes Kim along to his best friend’s birthday bash where everyone tests each other’s drunkedness with trivia questions. If you answer it correctly, you must drink more. Binge drinking at it’s best, folks. We wonder if Dr Drew will use this as a cautionary tale for his clients.
We did however learn what the capital of Thailand is- very educational…
The party ends and 3 hours later, the Brit twits are off to pitch to a potential investor. Hermione is dressed in her finest Tetris stretch pants and scolds Ben for ironing his shirt. Because we all know the evils of a well ironed shirt could easily ruin a big deal. Sleeping under the conference room table however, is a winning plan that we must remember for our next interview.
They don’t get the money but vow to live to fight another day.
They show us some clips from the rest of the season- Sarah is clearly the villain and we can’t wait to rip into her week after week.
The first episode of a new show is always hard to recap because it’s all about the introductions, so tell us what you thought, we can’t wait to hear!