Sin City Rules Recap: What Happens In Vegas…

Amy meets with Lana at her house to talk further shit about Alicia. Amy is greeted at the door by one of Lana’s entourage and she complains that Lana should have met her at the door. Maybe she was just taking a dump and couldn’t get to the door in time and didn’t want to make you wait? Amy sure does talk a lot of shit in her interviews about Lana but then kisses her ass in person. Lana explains that she doesn’t invite just anyone to her house and there is always a motive and her motive is to find out more about Alicia. Why are they investing so much time in Alicia? She’s pretty useless and I’m pretty sure you all have private investigators at your disposal. Amy presents Lana with a gift bag containing a lizard in a dress and a name tag with the name Alicia. She explains in her interviews that they just happened to be in the bag together and if Lana made a connection then that was her own interpretation. I think only Honey Boo Boo would miss that kind of implied connection. Lana wonders how many people Alicia has slept with and compares her to a bird that doesn’t know how to build a nest so it steals other bird’s nests. See the thing is Alicia was married so when did she have the time to date all these men she claims she hooked up with? So is she pretty much implying that she did sleep around while married and/or separated?

Alicia goes to get her hair and makeup done for the shooting party and just so happens to get it done by a girl who knows of Lana. She explains that Lana is always surrounded by the biggest and blackest men (great choice of words honey) and Alicia wonders if she is in some sort of jeopardy. Bitch is a billionaire living in Las Vegas, of course she’s in some sort of jeopardy. Alicia is worried about Lana and doesn’t understand why she was even invited but intends to go anyway. I’m sorry but if I know someone doesn’t like me I would never go to the middle of the desert with tons of guns around. Accidents happen and in the middle of the desert they are pretty easy to clean up.

I get that Alicia wants attention so she wore shoes that made it impossible to walk on rocks and dirt but how come no one called out Amy on her stilettos and boobneck corset? The ladies all arrive at the shooting picnic ready to shoot guns and eat food catered by Four Seasons in air conditioned tents.  Lana arrives later with her sister and immediately starts ignoring Alicia who has decided to not shoot any guns…why is she even there then? One of the instructors ends up getting hit by some shrapnel and Alicia freaks out. The rest of the ladies take turns shooting various guns at targets and fruits (damn why are they wasting watermelons??). The ladies sit down to eat and Lana purposely ignores Alicia who is sitting across from her at the table. I don’t get why Alicia wants Lana’s approval so badly or why Lana even invited her if she was just going to ignore her. It’s not fun to ignore people, it’s more fun to make fun of them to their face and she is wasting precious opportunities.