Sister Wives Minicap


By PennyDreadful | | 9:38 pm | 3 Comments
Posted in: Recaps, Sister Wives

Good news, ladies! There could be a vacancy here soon.

Howdy, Gasmii! We were treated to a double-header this week.

First, we had French Door Gate (considerably less of an issue than the previews led us to believe) along with the loss of a friend, during which Kody returned briefly to their home in Utah.  The home that they still own, and could live in together, if Meri would just let Robyn share her space – like sister wives.  In other developments, Janelle talks about her exercise routine and how she’s seeing success.

In the second ep, Christine took her real estate exam again, and shared some feelings about how the family is functioning, which went over as well as you’d think.  Also, the wives launched their jewelry website and were shocked – shocked – that only a couple dozen people bought items. 

Here’s their 2012 ornament.  The sorta-mobius strips are the wives, apparently.  I assume the crown is King Kody.  What’s that thing at the bottom?  Oh, it’s the life preserver they so desperately need.

See you in a couple of days!

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    jp
    Posted December 17, 2012 at 7:10 am

    do sisterwives go on double dates with like each other? like Kody and 2 of the wives one day all go bowling together to save time of taking one on a date at a time?

  2. 2
    Thelar
    Posted December 17, 2012 at 7:48 am

    I think if the sister wives actually acted like sister wives, or even just like friends, they’d all be happier. Good job for Christine calling them out saying she never sees anyone, much less Kody Le douche. Just like with Meri, nobody ever mentioned surrogacy to her before Robyn came along?? I wish they would encourage them to go to lunch more often, or if they do get together in small groups, at least show it. Let us believe they sort of kind of maybe like each other.

    @jp I think that’d be a nice idea if they could get passed the overwhelming jealousy of one another, but they always talk about how they curb being affectionate around each other. They save it for “behind closed doors.”

  3. 3
    Pat Ledoux
    Posted December 17, 2012 at 8:14 am

    I never knew they had a dog…well, they don’t now, but had anyone ever seen it before?

    Wake up Brown family, as always, reality tv is destroying your family.

    Oh and Kody? You are King Douchbag

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