Christine finally understands that Robyn really supports Christine’s relationship with Kody, and now that the hate has subsided and she sees that Robyn is not trying to steal Kody, Christine is excited about the prospect of their friendship. Robyn is someone she would be friends with even if they weren’t Sister Wives. I would venture to guess they would be GREAT friends already if they didn’t share a husband.
Remember in the first episode last season when the family all decided to go into the real estate business together? Neither do Meri, Kody or Robyn; Christine and Janelle are the only two working on obtaining a real estate license. Janelle was excited to do it on her own once everyone else bitched out, and Christine decided to stay on board even though she was intially scared off by the study guide for the licensing exam.
“I was really looking forward to doing this solo. Just putting that out there.”
Birthday party time! Janelle is hosting the celebration at her home. It’s going to be dinner, hanging out and presents, nothing major. The kids give Kody a crown; stop enabling him! Kody is turning 44…according to normal human years. In BroDad Hagar years, he’s 16.
Kody loves all the handmade gifts from his kids! Whatev, I bet the recycling bin was full that night. Savannah, one of the daughters, gave her daddy all the money in her piggy bank. Kody says it’s a sign of generosity, I think it’s a hint:
“Happy Birthday, Daddy! Here’s some money for a haircut.”
I hope he gave that money back. He finally opens the gift from his wives and it’s a MacBook! Kody can barely contain his lack of excitement. The wives call him out and he maintains that the laptop represents debt and work. Well who doesn’t love getting those two things for their birthday? Kody, for one.
Kody wanted a fun present but no one could figure out how to wrap a BJ
Meri asks if it is the equivalent of him giving the wives an appliance, something he has never done because he’s soooooooooo thoughtful. Whatevs, on the Christmas episode we learned that brah never knows what to get the ladies. Maybe they want appliances, did he ever think of that? I certainly would do the “you are NOT the father dance” if someone got me a high end Dyson vacuum for my birthday.
In the interview panel, Kody clearly feels a little guilty that he didn’t react the way the wives had hoped. Robyn announces that she knew Kody didn’t want a laptop because it was a work related present. Really? THANKS FOR KEEPING THAT TO YOURSELF DURING THE PRESENT SELECTION DISCUSSION!
Shit like this is why no one likes you.
Christine reiterates Meri’s claim from earlier, that Kody is a picky pants and shopping for him sucks, and that going forward, they’re going to send him to buy what he wants and they’ll wrap it for him. WOW. I don’t know why Meri said “Robyn Robyn Robyn” all bitchy during the last episode when clearly the problem is “Kody Kody Kody”
And we’ve reached the end of another Sister Wives episode! Tomorrow we’ll discuss the Q&A episode. Meanwhile, your thoughts are welcomed and appreciated!
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