Swimsuit time! Kody wears boardshorts and a tight purple shirt, Meri has a swimsuit and shorts. Looking at Kody’s getup, I wondered if the modesty thing applied to males and females. Kody answered my question – he took off his shirt, so never mind. You know, if he would have left the khakis on for swimming, he could have destroyed the evidence of his sweaty butt / crotch problem
They rappel down into the cave; Meri took her time to savor the experience. It looks like a blast. Kody says there is a lot he loves about Meri, but he did not realize he loved her for her sense of adventure. That is a huge improvement over “I love your organization skills.”
“Hey Mer, can I get a do-over on the what I love about you question? I’ve got a good one this time!”
To get out of the cave, they have to climb a rickety rope ladder sideways. Why can’t they climb it normal style? Meri decided to do the ladder even though it was physically challenging to prove to herself that she could do it. It looks exhausting! Meri is a superstar and gets it done, which earns her shoulder pat from Colonel Kody Von Swampy Slacks and a bear hug from the hot lady tour guide.
At least hot tour guide gets how rad Meri is!
Hot tour guide says that Kody and Meri are the first polygamists she and her tour guide partner have met, and that they were very nice. The Browns really are excellent ambassadors for their lifestyle when you consider that the most notorious polygamists in our country are sick bastards (Warren Jeffs, I’m looking at you). Kody and Meri bid the tour guides a fond farewell and head back.
Back to Vegas! Janelle and Christine have finished their test so they roll to a Greek restaurant with Robyn. Janelle says that one of them passed and one of them failed, but they’re not going to say who until they call Kody and Meri. Drumroll…Janelle passed and Christine failed! Unfortunately the phone connection is not great. Kody cannot tell that it is Janelle speaking so he thinks it is Christine saying she passed. This means that poor Christine has to keep yelling “I failed” over and over hahahaha.
“I FAAAAAAAILED!” This would be more awesome if Kody was fucking with her so she would keep yelling “I FAILED!”
Robyn forcefully tries for the billionth time and finally gets through to Meri and Kody. Kody’s response to the news? “Congrats Janelle, Bummer Christine.” Wow. You should write greeting cards, brah!
Day Two in Mexico – Kody and Meri head to Xel-ha to swim with dolphins. As they head to the facility from the car, Kody reveals that Meri mentioned that hot lady tour guide was cute. Kody is immediately reminded of when Meri said the same thing to him about Robyn and look how that turned out! Kody tells her to stop wife hunting, and Meri insists that is not what she had in mind at all. The other ladies are hearing about it in Vegas because they’re all like “REALLY?!?!?!” Meri was just admiring her. Janelle says she thinks Meri goes sister wife recruiter when she wants to get to know someone because that is just the way her mind is wired. Kody wants to leave it as they were smitten by the tour guide but that is all.
I have to wonder if Meri’s real motive was to hear Kody admit that he thought the tour guide was hot. If so, Kody was wise to make the conversation about Meri instead. He sidestepped one of the oldest games in the book entitled “How to Screw With Your Man.” First, we lull you into a false sense of security by complimenting another female. Thinking it’s safe to do so, perhaps you agree or compliment said female. As soon as you do, we immediately go all Warren Commission on your ass and start asking specific questions. This interrogation usually culminates with emotional landmines like “is she prettier than me” or “you’re thinking about fucking her, aren’t you?” Yes, women are the devil.
“Why, Baldy??? Can’t you give us dudes a break?” Of course I can. I’m just not going to.
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Oh how happy you made me LB to see this recap already! What you may not have caught was Meri at the hotel or wherever they were and she said-” Kody gives it to me good”. Now, having the filthy mind that I do, I fell off the sofa chuckling at that little remark! I don’t even know what she was talking about, but most likely, not what I assume!
Kody continues to be King Douche, but it was nice that he told Meri she is important no matter what. However, why would they even consider more children? Me thinks 17 is 17 too many. Give it a rest KD. You just want to see Robyn’s twat spewing forth another baby. I do love Meri, but at age 41 Sista, our eggs are pretty much scrambled. Also, is it just me, but is Meri a bit of a closet lesbo? She did seem taken with the tour guide. Oh well, we’ll see what next week brings!
I really feel for Meri. She is 41 and knows that now is the time to make the decision. It must have been so hard on her all of those years Janelle and Christine were popping out babies left and right. When I was having problems getting pregnant (in the end we adopted, best decision EVER) all of my friends were having babies. I was really happy for them but sad for me. I could not imagine living it 24/7 like Meri did. I wonder why they never tried another way before for a baby.
I love Meri, she is awesome in every way. With all those ocean breezes, man, you could really see how receded Kody’s hairline is. He must grow it long to compensate for the huge widow’s peaks! I think Robyn is going to be upset if Meri doesn’t choose to use her as a surrogate, not for Meri, but for herself b/c I think she desperately wants to be in the wives clique but for now is still an outsider, standing alone at her high school locker staring longingly at the popular girls chatting over by the water fountain. Her uterus was her “in” but now that Meri didn’t jump at that chance, Robyn’s going to have to think of something else that will make her popular.
Meri has super awesome cleavage. Who knew?
I was cracking up when I saw S-Dubs, I assume it meant Sister Wives. I have two sisters (regular sisters) who are Jehovah Witnesses and our whole family calls them J-Dubs, or just Dubs for short!!
@Pat Ledoux – NICE CATCH and AAAGHH HOW DID I MISS THAT??? I am going to have to go back and watch the episode again. I think my ears closed themselves so I would not be traumatized with visions of these two getting it on.
@Kloewent – hahaha I love J-Dubs! You are correct, S-Dubs is Sister Wives for short (I’m a lazy typist).
@Sweetblondie – I know, right? I bet she was super embarrassed when she saw the episode but she has nothing to be ashamed of!
I just read the recaps for this show instead of watching it. From what I can tell the recaps are way better than the show.
Isn’t the point of a vacation to relax and get away from your worries for a while, it’s not a time to have someone corner you with your worries.
I’ve never seen Star Trek, so every time I see that alien guy, I picture Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory saying that line.
LadyBaldy, I always LOL at your recaps! Your S-Dub recaps are what brought me to the ‘gasm in the first place! So thanks for being the gateway drug that has turned into a TVGasm addiction!
Though I think Robin’s surrogacy offer could be a really sweet genuine thing, something about it wasn’t ringing true for me. Then I realized why. Towards the beginning of the show (I think it was last time Kody & Meri were in Mexico. Season 1 maybe?), Kody & Meri talked about the possibility of in-vitro. She instantly shot that idea down and said that it wasn’t an option at all. I’m assuming they watch their own show, which means Robin would have watched that scene and therefore known Meri’s position on the matter. So why bring up the issue (which had already been decided) by offering to be a surrogate (and on camera)?! I’m throwing Robin a VERY suspicious side eye. As someone else mentioned a few weeks ago, Robin looks good either way because of her offer. If Meri says yes, then Robin will be the hero; if Meri says no, then Robin still wins because it makes it look like Meri is choosing not to have more kids rather than just being unable to.
I wanted to like Robin in the beginning because I felt bad for her, but now I’m thinking she really is manipulative (or perhaps just REALLY naive). Remember her saying “oh, I knew Kody wouldn’t like the computer” AFTER they’d given it to him? Hmmmm….
I don’t quite “get” why the s-dubs routinely wear camis over a long-sleeved shirt for “modesty”, but it was totally okay for meri’s cleavage to be on camera (shot from above, no less!). I am glad that we weren’t subjected to the trash-bag-dresses the duggar females wear to swim in, but I could have lived the rest of my life without seeing k-douche’s sweaty ass or meri’s cleavage in that much detail. I will admit that I hated kody less this episode, though.
Pageant-grandma I agree with you, seeing Kody’s wet ass gave me nightmares. I didn’t dislike him quite as much, but I was getting pissed the way he was nagging my Meri about more children they don’t need! I adore her, I only wish she was married to a guy who treated her better, or didn’t ahve 3 other wives..
LB, I may have misquoted Meri, but trust me, it was close!
I was surprised by how “well” Kody came off in this episode – it is obvious that he actually married Meri, because he loved her, and it was incredibly important (and pretty impressive of him) to realize that is what Meri needed to hear. Especially since she isn’t WONDERING if her husband really wants babies – she KNOWS her husband really wants (and has) babies.
On another note, I was a surrogate Mum for good friends of mine, and I have offered to do it for another friend (who has medical issues and cannot stop taking her medication to be pregnant, she’s one of my best friends). Both of these women had sisters or sister-in-laws who said they would be surrogates, but both turned them down. My best friend said that it would be so much harder to watch her SISTER have her baby, then her friend (or a stranger), because she would forever have to sit at holiday meals and remember that’s just one more thing her SISTER could do that she couldn’t.
I will forever think having Robyn be the surrogate is a BAD idea. Surrogacy is hard, anyway – adding any feelings of competition or jealousy to the mix make it that much worse.
rascallion Meri said she didn’t want to use donor eggs. She did not shoot down the idea of in vitro or surrogacy. But if they are going to do it she wants it to be done with her eggs. If she wasn’t willing to even consider in vitro the conversation is pretty much over at this point. That is why Kody was asking about having her eggs tested because if her eggs aren’t viable again conversation over because she doesn’t want to use donor eggs.
I found these recaps this weekend and read every single one. Thanks for the laughs!
LOL @LadyBaldy You know what? I thought Captain Creamsicle was the funniest thing! I started calling him that a lot and laughing every time. But today was the 1st I realized you meant it about his outfit he had on. Which I had to go look at an old recap to see. All this time I’ve been calling him Captain Creamsicle for his hair!
That sure was a bad phone connection. Robyn’s was the only voice he could recognize. Even after being married to the other 2 for all those yrs.
I would have commented earlier, but I had to take to my bed after hearing they aren’t looking for another wife right now. So depressing to hear. Now what family will I marry? Kody’s youunger brother is looking…
So the other wives were like “No, it’s fine that Meri got a big trip!” but you know that two of them were lying (and I’m not talking about Janelle – Janelle gets it). Not only did Meri not get a birthday or anniversary trip last year, she had to share her birthday party with Robyn’s kid. And you just know that Robyn’s kid is probably like that kid that the mother insists on taking to every baby and bridal shower and thinks that the kid should get to help open the presents because in reality it’s all about them (I hate that mother and that kid), so Meri probably didn’t really even get a birthday. She totally deserved the trip!
And more evidence that Robyn wants all the attention on her – even though Janelle and Christine were sharing their news, Robyn felt the need to deliver the recap so her widdle KoKo could hear it. Janelle and Christine weren’t capable, Robyn? You suck hard Robyn. You and your uterus should be minding your business until you are spoken to.
Yay for Janelle! Better luck next time, Christine, though I’m not sure she really wanted it but good for her for sticking to it.
I think what would be really helpful to Meri at this point is to talk this whole baby situation out with someone who is not Kody, a sister wife, or sitting behind a camera. Trying to sort through something this big on your own is so hard; a therapist or a good friend could help Meri weigh her options and discover what it is that she really wants. As far as we call tell, Meri is trying to work through this on her own. I wonder if Kody and Meri have talked this out in more length; I would like to think that they have, but with how little alone time they get, I don’t know.
The more I think about it, the more it bugs me that Robyn said “I was just trying to give Meri a choice” at the end of the episode. Something about the way she said it rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe it was the smile and shrug of the shoulders. I don’t know. I would not care that Robyn brought up her offer every five minutes if she made it about Meri. For example, if she had said “I just want Meri to be happy and I will do whatever I can to help make that happen,” then I would probably see Robyn as a really good friend. It’s the fact that it’s always about how SHE would do this thing for Meri that doesn’t sit well with me.
Also, Janelle RULES! And I agree with you, Chicken Lips – I think it’s great that Christine saw the real estate test through. Better luck to her next time!
@LadyBaldy It’s been bothering me too.
When they showed that flashback of her offer she made Meri, as soon as it came out of Robyn’s mouth, you can see the expression on Meri’s face change. Like she just got hit with an embarrassment bomb.
And now she’s got to put all her “baby decision” on TV.
If I was her friend in real life I’d start doing stuff like accidentally leaving books about other religions around her house.
Janelle is awesome. I love that by and large, she doesn’t take crap from anyone, and says what is on her mind. I loved Christine during season 1, but more and more I want to slap her. You’re jealous of Robyn. I get that. But either pitch a huge fit or shut up already!! Robyn.. I want to like her, but I just don’t. I actually think meri rocks. What we know of meri’s reproductive issues is. That she had Mariah, was pregnant one other time (miscarried?) and then nada. So I don’t even quite understand why the idea of a surrogate has even entered the conversation, except to make Robyn seem more likable (it isn’t working). It sounds like meri’s issue is GETTING pregnant, not staying that way, save 1 (and miscarriages are not umcommon). I totally understand how she is conflicted. She wanted a tonne of kids. She got Mariah, who is nearly grown. Start over? Or no? I do think kody was way sensible (and I rarely have that opinion of him) when he suggested that the next step should be checking if meri’s eggs are even viable.
@Pageant-grandma I think you just said the other big reason it keeps bothering me. Till Robyn said that it didn’tcome up.
Which makes me wonder how much it was in Meri’s head up till then. Even though she made no secret that she would’ve liked more. But it wasn’t the main thing about Meri. Like it’s been turned into.
It might be just me making up for lost time. Because I was so late getting to the anti Robyn sentiment party. But I don’t think so.
Oh thank you so much for the warning, LadyB! I still wasn’t prepared for Mr. SandyButt, however. Ugh.
I love Meri more and more. She is just so sweet and classy. Like Kthxy I was late getting aboard the anti-Robyn train because I simply couldn’t see beyond Christine’s jealousy. Now the evidence is just piling up and I think that Meri inadvertently brought a snake into the fold. To her detriment.
I wonder if Robyn hadn’t been brought into the family because the three women were having problems, as sometimes happens with three, and Meri thought a fourth would even things out, bringing harmony. Polygamists often take in women who have their own families in the spirit of generosity. More and more I am thinking this was not such a good idea.
I wonder why the other sister wives have never volunteered to be a surrogate? It seems like something they wouldn’t think twice about doing since they are SISTER WIVES!!!
Thank you for burning Kody’s creamsicle outfit. Next, could you give him a haircut?
So I’m a bit late reading/commenting, however…
@wasabi: I totally agree about the Meri-egg thing. She won’t consider a baby that’s not hers genetically, and at this point in her unusual life who can blame her? The testing would be definitive.
I adore ALL of the wives (and even Kody quite often – he’s not as much of an asshat as he seems), but Christine continues to be my favorite. she is sooo damn “fuck-the-world I tell it like it is” that I can’t help it. Keep studying, chickie! You’ll pass it eventually! Oh, and I should amend my satement to “all of the wives EXCEPT Robyn”. I agree with most of you guys that she’s a bit too full of herself. I do realize some of it could be inecurity, though.
Late to the party but I had to stop by.
I read the recap line “Robyn thinks Meri is leaning towards trying in vitro herself” wrong, and thought it read, “Robyn thinks Meri is trying to invitro herself” Which brought turkey basters to mind, and that would be a totally different type of reality show.
Tht said, I think Robyn only offered to be a surrogate so that she could be pregnant with Kody’s baby again, no matter what.
And I say to Christine, “Embrace your jealousy” I think youre right to suspect Robyn.
I was a surrogate three times. I wasn’t proud of it, but I accepted money from all three couples–just so I could get by, not for payment for the baby or anything. But all three times, when I saw that precious little face… I grabbed the kid and skidaddled for Mexico.
Come on, NWMTV, tell the rest of the story. You saw that precious little face and skedaddled to Mexico because you knew how much you could get for it on the black market.
WTF, snowshoe!! You don’t know me. You could NEVER know me. Where do you get off?? Have you ever had a child? Well, HAVE YOU???
I held on to each of those kids like grim death! They loved me and I loved them. Right up until my tequila and grass money ran out. And then, well, choices had to be made.
To this day, when the rent is due, sometimes I crave ice cream with salt and pepper on top…
Yes, NWMTV, i did have children.
But I ate them.
Taste like chicken!
Ohmygosh sheesh! Were you there too?
Well no…but children do taste like chicken…
THEY DO!
Sister!