Sister Wives Recap: The Brothers Brown Take Downtown!


By LadyBaldy | | 12:01 am | 16 Comments
Posted in: Recaps, Sister Wives

The family sees off the brothers, and I’m even feeling a little sad to see them go. I think I need a nap.

Nooooooo! Don’t leave!! Your loving bonds and camaraderie are giving me warm fuzzies! I don’t want to go back to sad-sack episodes of this show!! 

Time to meet with Mona. The family is not going to finance the three homes in the cul-de-sac at 40% down because that is insane. Mona is now looking at the lots in a cul-de-sac at the other end of the street. This plan buys them time to repair their credit scores and a much smaller down payment.  The family is tentatively hopeful. Christine doesn’t know if she can bear getting disappointed again, so she’s not going to go down that path.

This is what tentatively hopeful looks like. Incidentally, this is also what playing “bus driver” looks like.

That brings us to the end of Part One of our two part recap! What did you think of this episode? Did you enjoy the more positive vibes, or are you so over Kody that no amount of family love and bonding can reach you? What did you think of Kody’s brothers? Would you display Erica’s Bird Poop masterpiece in your home? 

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LadyBaldy was raised by TV and thus has a completely warped version of what life is supposed to be like. She cannot have a conversation about anything without comparing situations and people to her favorite shows and movies. During the day, she works in clinical research and at night, she watches TV and discusses it with her cats.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 5:21 am

    Ah, LadyBaldy never disappoints!

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 6:47 am

    Great recap as always, LadyB. Don’t think it would be much fun to be married to old Scary Scott. Taking one’s responsibility to be a role model for one’s adult brothers goes a bit far. He just doesn’t seem to be a fun person.

    What would you bet that his wives are not Gasmi?

    On the other hand, wouldn’t it be great to turn Sister Wives into the Family Brown? I like this epi better than any other.

    Robyn is becoming annoying.

  3. 3
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 8:33 am

    Was that P-90 the sister wives bought him fully automatic? Usually, only semi-auto is legal unless you have a dealer’s license, but they are in Nevada, so who knows?

    Firing at that range DID look fun. Not even the patented Boring Brown effect can completely leach the excitement out of firing an automatic weapon. I bet if I went there and paid extra, I could use my own targets with Bethenny Frankel’s face on them.

  4. 4
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 8:56 am

    What NWMTV? Replacing FAndy with Bethenny?

    My my.

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 9:05 am

    I think the oldest bar in Vegas still serving is the Atomic Lounge.

    Harking back to the age of atomic testing as history would make QEII sneer, but, hey, we Yanks have to take what we can get.

  6. 6
    mere2142
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 9:13 am

    I just can’t support any religion that doesn’t allow alcohol!!

    I found it annoying that the wives were all ‘oh Kody needs a guys night’. He picked this lifestyle and chose to have 4 wives so I can’t stomach his complaints about how hard it is on him!

    Looking forward to part 2. Janelle was always my fav but her attitude about Logan using foul language endeared me a bit more.

  7. 7
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 9:15 am

    It was great seeing the kids, I agree. They add so much LIFE to the show. I was surprised to hear that Mariah is definitely planning to have sister wives. Maybe she suspects she may only be able to conceive once as well?
    I thought Erica was a sweetheart and it was nice to actually be able to relate to someone in this family. I sometimes feel bad for Robyn in scenarios like this where the extended family obviously has a history with Kody’s other wives that she just doesn’t have ….and pretends to – and then she gets daggers from the other wives. Overall I think Robyn is sneaky and manipulative but I felt kinda bad for her tonight. Nice catch on the goblets, LadyB!!!

  8. 8
    fancyface
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Ummm. B! I’m soooo over Kody!

    But I do want to see more of Scott! I can see he has a little rebel with a cause in him & I likey! I’m sure his family loves him & supports his decision…now, but because of the sermon he gave, methinks that wasn’t always the case. He clearly had some lack of support from his family when he 1st decided not to follow their faith, judging by what he said & how passionate he said it. But, IMO, all that matters is regardless of how they felt about it, they fully support him now.

    But then again, I could’ve COMPLETELY misconstrued that scene. Eh

    And good job trying to make that motorcycle ride look badass TLC! We got a real chuckle out of that music they were playing.

    My husband (who only watches because he has no other choice..ahem..& thinks Kody is a fraud with his own playground which he is disgusted by for some reason) & I were watching it together, & when Christine said they were going to show Erica (?) their Vegas style fun by going pottery painting…this was our conversation:

    Me: (grabs his leg) Whoa
    Us in unison (with hand gestures): CALM DOWN! (@ literally the same time)
    H: Think of the kids
    Me: IKR! Doesn’t she know they will probably watch this shit!
    H: How do you explain why you’re being so out of hand ON CAMERA!
    Me: This is just too much!

    What? Not that funny to you? I guess you had to be there :-)

    BTW..about the expensive hobby thing…Christine has a $400 Kitchenaid mixer…so there’s that?

  9. 9
    Closet fan
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Loved the recap! Waiting for the day when Janelle and Christine beat the shit out of Meri for bringing Robyn into the family.

  10. 10
    kloewent
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Kody with his ridiculous mop head has the best hair in the family!!!!! Maybe he is carefully plastering the bald spot with his ugly stringy strands!!! It surprises me a bit that he keeps it so long. With the conservative way the women have to dress you would think long hair would offend the polygys!

  11. 11
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    “When life hands you a Bad Day, break off a piece of that B and turn it into a Rad Day! BROWNS FOREVER!”

    Ah, I’m fairly certain I actually snorted. Love you, LB! Back to reading…

  12. 12
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted June 13, 2012 at 12:51 am

    @kloewent Maybe he’s a plyg with plugs?

  13. 13
    Pat Ledoux
    Posted June 13, 2012 at 7:42 am

    I liked the brothers, but am I the only one who thought Michael looked like a white supremacist??

    Anywhoo, a big BOO to TLC for the Hunter tease- What a letdown that was! But Logan swearing? Way cool. I liked Janelle’s handle on it. I am liking her more and more- I can see her kicking BroDad to the curb in the future, you go girl!

    As always LB, an enjoyable recap.

  14. 14
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 13, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Now that you mention it… I think he and Scott both look a bit…off? I’m not sure, because I’m always wrong when I try to lable people.

    You are so right about the swearing. She is a cool mom, and I haven’t seen much of her. Either she’s quiet or not around when I’m watching. I’m liking the wives more and more. And sis-in-law is terrific, and half of a terrific couple. Especially since they have a drink now and then! Yay. Let’s hang out.

  15. 15
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted June 13, 2012 at 9:41 am

    @LadyBaldy Thanks for doing such an awesome job on this show! After I get through watching it lately, I need to ROFL and you always come through.

    It’s nice the brothers got to visit. But it reminded me of the disclaimer on TOWIE. These people are real but some of the situations have been set up for your entertainment. So I wonder if they got to do any regular visiting that wasn’t stunts for the show.

    Also they’ve lost me on the house hunt. Since the other 1 is just land, how would that be cheaper? Wouldn’t they end up spending just as much $ or more building on it? And all that time they’ll be paying rent for where they are now and the payments on the land. Not to mention paying the house builders.

    I think you’re right they should just go on back to Utah and get into 1 big house again.

    LOL I’ve got so suspicious of Robyn now that I roll my eyes at everything that comes out of her mouth. I think she does want something. But I’m not sure it’s for KDouche to divorce Meri and dump the swives so he can either monogomarry her. Or let her be the 1 on paper and pick him all new swives.

    Just like with the houses, what’s the advantage? What prize would she win? It wouldn’t be more time with Kid 18. He’d be running around even more trying to look like he’s still 1/4 of a father to all the rest of them. And they’d all be upset and confused.

    Including all of Robyn’s own babies. They’d be crying and confused too. Asking her what about all those brothers and sisters she said they had.

    So how come she’s conniving like that? What is it she’s hoping to get?

  16. 16
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 13, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Kthxy, attention. Robyn wants the attention. It’s good to be Queen.

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