Minicap: Sister Wives Episode 5

Sister Wives

By LadyBaldy | Monday, October 17, 2011 | 10:40 pm | 7 Comments
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you are wrong“It’s not that I think you’re wrong, it’s just that I really really don’t think you’re right, brah.”

Howdy Gasmii! Are you ready for Wyoming’s Mustang Days? Me neither. Never heard of them until last night!

Apparently the producers can read my mind because the fifth episode of the this season of Sister Wives is not about the move to Vegas, how much the kids hate Vegas, how much Christine resents Robin, or how much Janelle resents unemployment. Instead, we get to take a look at how the outside world, specifically the Mormon world, deals with the Fundamentalist / Polygamist Mormon Church.

Kody is out and proud and takes his very large family back to Wyoming, but this time it’s not just about the ranch; Kody is going to introduce his family to his former close friends back in Wyoming, all of whom are mainstream Mormon. AWKWARD! We get to see Kody’s high school girlfriends, high school best friends, and a town full of gossipy white people who I though only existed in fiction.

People staringI’m in San Francisco – you pretty much have to be farting glitter while running down the street naked AND on fire to get this reaction.

Also in the episode – Christine is in a good mood! Robin is still fawning all over Kody! Lamaze class is awkward for everyone because Kody and Robin learned nothing from the ultrasound visit! We get to learn the name Robin has selected for her unborn son! Oh, and Robin makes this face:

Aggro Robin small

I’ve started the recap and should have it up by Wednesday at the latest. In the meantime, let’s discuss the fact that I swear I have never seen this kid before:

WHO IS THIS KIDREALLY? WHO IS THIS? NAMETAGS, PEOPLE!

 


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LadyBaldy was raised by TV and thus has a completely warped version of what life is supposed to be like. She cannot have a conversation about anything without comparing situations and people to her favorite shows and movies. During the day, she works in clinical research and at night, she watches TV and discusses it with her cats.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    no cars go
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 3:40 am

    i don’t know who that kid is but the fact that he wanted to name the baby cimon (with a c!) makes him probably my favorite of the kids. least favorite is still logan. creepy, creepy logan.

  2. 2
    bre
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 7:01 am

    Alright, this guy managed to out-douche OUR douche! First of all, if you dislike the guy that much, stay away, don’t act friendly and then slam him on camera. Second, Mormons get a bad rap because of your own nutty, magical beliefs, weird underwear, planetary origins, NOT because people think you’re all polygamists! I love how they’re so delusional they just don’t get how effing crazy even their MAINSTREAM religion is. It’s not the Browns, you douche, it’s you! I found myself very protective of our little clan this week, like the crazy relative that you can make fun of, but no one else better try!

    I loved (hated) the matching pink undershirts Robyn and Meri had on under the camis this interview, that can only mean Christine and Janelle are team blue…GO TEAM BLUE!

    Robyn is one sneaky little polyg! Childbirth class for your FOURTH kid! Who thinks this was just a way for her to sneak in a little extra Kody time? “But it’s our first child TOGETHER….” Um, yeah, pretty sure it comes out the same way regardless of who the dad is…nice move, skinny bitch…nice move…

  3. 3
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Lol@bre! You so know that is what Robyn is doing. In the past year and a half Robyn has seemed to slide her skinny ass into first place with DTKB. I mean, she did get a 10 day honeymoon to San Diego…!

    I am so with Janelle on the don’t like the baby’s name train! Dont like it. at. ALL! but I guess it could be worse. She could have named that kid “Job”…I personally like Elijah…but that is just me. MR Z won’t let me name our kid-don’t have any-Roman. He doesn’t like Roman, but that is his middle name….weird but I love him no less :) We do have some names that we WON’T name our kids…we also won’t be spelling our childrens names weird…ie the “Y” spellings like Christine did…

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 10:43 am

    Does Skinny Bitch need to strategize all that much? She’s SKINNY, and she’s NEW. Blammo! Favorite wife.

    @Bre: I was raised to believe in a Jewish zombie who was actually three people, and I supped and drank of his flesh and blood every seventh day. So, I’m going to call for a little tolerance for the Mormons and their Sanctified Long Johns.

  5. 5
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 11:44 am

    I have a feeling even other Mormons don’t like those nasty people in that nasty little town.

  6. 6
    saffie
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    @ NotWithout: Just because you are not religious anymore does not mean you have the right to get snarky with other people’s beliefs. Honestly sweetie, you sound so bitter! What’s the deal; have “issues” while you were a Catholic? Live and let live, that’s what I say.

  7. 7
    bre
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    @NotWithout – Call away, I’m not answering! The underwear is actually one of the LEAST nutty parts! The fact that one religion is nuttier than the next doesn’t require tolerance of any of them. Agree w/ you on skinny bitch being the hands-down fave(damn, she’s 8 months pregnant now and STILL the skinniest one!)IF I were religious, I would be praying for an anorexic redhead to “be revealed” unto Kody..that’d show her!

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