Happy Post-Thanksgiving! We’re in that magical, stressful time between Thanksgiving and the winter holidays / end of the year. Let’s take a breather from food, family, work, debt and all the other madness to visit the Browns! If you haven’t been watching and you need to catch up, check out the previous recaps:
So APPARENTLY there were TWO episodes of Sister Wives on November 20. How did I miss the second one?!?! Oh, I watch this shiz on the internets and Amazon.com didn’t have the second episode from the 20th up the next day. BOOO. You know what that means, though – we’re having another SISTER WIVES DOUBLE HEADER RECAP this week! WHOOO!
Let’s hit the highlights of these two episodes:
Theo and Mona are back!!!
THEO SHOW! I’m seriously considering driving to Vegas to buy furniture from this man. Who’s with me??
JANELLE DOES YOGA! Namaste.
Kody has a boys’ night and gets in the ring…in his jeans?
It’s not gay if you keep your pants on…I guess
Bill and Christine have more chemistry than Kody and Christine! AWKWARD!
Look closely, that’s not a group hug! Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
Some of the kids are coming around while the others are still not into Vegas…or Robyn.
“Solomon is related to you. At least his genes from the sperm are related to you. You half to at least half-love him!”
The S-dubs have been having weekly lunches to bond!
Like Sex in the City 2 except not painfully embarrassing or depressing
Christine tries to make up for her past resentment and jealousy towards Robyn with an embroidery!
“I was going to write ‘Sorry my resentment bled into the hearts of the children and turned them against you’ but they didn’t have a pattern for it at Michaels and it wouldn’t fit anyway”
Robyn’s Baby is HERE!!!
Welcome Baby Solomon! You’re never going to have to take the rap for ANYTHING since you’ve got 16 people to pin your crimes on!
Oh, and THIS HAPPENS:
Bitches, the last five minutes of the last episode MADE ME CRY. Also, I take back everything I snarky I’ve ever uttered about Robyn because after this episode, I understand a bit more where she is coming from, and she makes an offer to Meri that means a lot, and I love Meri, so…DAMMIT I’VE GONE SOFT. This show has made me all kinds of emotional – I can feel cracks around the ice of my cold, dead heart! SIDENOTE – I had this friend back in the day who, when I would complain about being cold, would tell me it was from my cold, dead heart. What a dick, hahaha! Actually, I miss that fucker. I should email him. DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME???
The family is finally coming back together after all the stress of moving and a new wife and kids. This is the first time in a long time that the wives seem happy and bright instead of exhausted, tired and pissed. Thanks to Solomon, the baby-glue bringing them all together, the family seems to be healing and moving forward. They’re even looking at creating new homes on one property. They found a nice cul-de-sac and you can feel the hope and the excitement as they talk about how it great it would be to finally have one place again.
I will have a recap up for you this week – there is SO MUCH to cover, and I want to get it all in there. I hope that your holiday season has gotten off to a great start, and I look forward to hearing your thoughts on the last two episodes!
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