Snark Attack!

9 Comments

1. 1
   INdianJones
   Posted June 12, 2004 at 8:48 pm

   Hmm, the Snark-O-Tron reminds me of a certain shit generator from back in the day. CS4 comes in handy again!

2. 2
   b-side
   Posted June 12, 2004 at 9:12 pm

   Why yes, Indian Jones. You are correct. It was inspired by said shit generator. You can thank Brother Orko for the idea.

3. 3
   b-side
   Posted June 12, 2004 at 11:44 pm

   One of my favorite Snark-O-Tron comments so far: “I would love to see an episode of Road Rules where Theo says ”It’s official. I look like Bob Barker” and then cries in the arms of LaTerrean.”

4. 4
   b-side
   Posted June 13, 2004 at 12:29 am

   Is it bad that I’m addicted to my own feature?

   “The littlest known thing about Hailey from The OC is that her favorite thing in the world is humping Kobe Bryant. I guess that’s what happens when your last sexual conquest was the Dean of ITT Tech.”

   I love the Snark-O-Tron.

5. 5
   J-Unit
   Posted June 13, 2004 at 12:48 am

   “The best thing about Paula Abdul is that she’s sort of like a really crappy version of Hugh Jackman.”

6. 6
   b-side
   Posted June 13, 2004 at 3:28 pm

   “The most disturbing thing about Christy from The Apprentice is that she has a mild penchant for throwing knives at Hines Ward from the Pittsburgh Steelers.”

7. 7
   B-side
   Posted June 14, 2004 at 12:12 am

   I’m sorry. I can’t help myself…

   “The most disturbing thing about Summer from The OC is that on her birthday, she made sweet love to Sally Struthers.”

8. 8
   b-side
   Posted June 17, 2004 at 7:27 pm

   “I would love to see an episode of some show where Omarosa says ”Meet my new friend – Satan.” and then kicks Nick Lachey.”

9. 9
   b-side
   Posted June 20, 2004 at 3:18 am

   “I’d like Simon Cowell to spend less time dreaming about the cast of The OC and more time jerking off.”