Flipit Talks to Bill O’Reilly Via Satellite!

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By Flipit | Sunday, April 15, 2007 | 4:06 pm | 9 Comments

billoreillysbrokenheart.gifBill O’Reilly won’t return my calls. I was the best intern I could be, but he has officially dropped me like a hot potato. Being the tricky dick that I am, I got in touch with my good friend Mike Wallace over at 60 Minutes and snagged one final interview.

If finding out Bill’s one nasty SOB is gonna hurt your delicate sensibilities, this exchange might not be in your best interest. Otherwise, feel my pain after the jump!

Flipit Via Satellite #2

5 min long, kinda safe for work.

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

9 Comments

  1. 1
    angiemarie
    Posted April 15, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Who’s your leather daddy? LOL
    Great interview Flipit!

  2. 2
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted April 15, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    I cant believe you got both of them to participate in a 3way!

    MYL

  3. 3
    chooch850
    Posted April 15, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    Oh sweetie, why do you let those old bastards use you like that. You deserve so much better. Hey, I heard Imus wasn’t busy.

    …..and get b-side the hell outta there, he’s crampin’ your style.

  4. 4
    brendahamLincoln
    Posted April 15, 2007 at 8:04 pm

    I’m speechless. That was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed…

    God damn, that was funny.

    BTW, we have that same star lantern thingy hanging in our back porch.

  5. 5
    jasminetheawesome
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 7:14 am

    Glorious.

  6. 6
    may
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 9:37 am

    You are an interview genius. And you are so much better looking than Maria Shriver. More articulate too. But honey, you got to set your standards higher!

  7. 7
    photochild
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Is one allowed to love their alter-ego this much? Because I do. Pure giggles from me.

  8. 8
    Punkrox
    Posted April 17, 2007 at 7:01 am

    You beautiful little tart. You gave me the
    Ha-Ha-Boo-Hoos. These tears, they are for you.

  9. 9
    CrazyTrain
    Posted April 18, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    Ok, I don’t care about those guys or know why people love/hate them but DANG Flipit! What Bill did to you!! :( This was some sad and funny stuff. You are awesome.

    I must go find satellite #1.

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