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Middle Americans taking a break from their chuch going and porn glancing were shocked, SHOCKED today when Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Randy Moss turned a touchdown celebration into the funniest moment of 2005 (Ashlee Simpson getting booed off the Orange Bowl was less funny and more awesome). After receiving an amazing touchdown pass from Daunte Culpepper, Randy Moss mooned the Green Bay fans and then wiped his ass on the goal post – all in pantomime of course. Despite the roaring laughter in the TVgasm offices, Moss’s little show prompted sportscaster Joe Buck to declare, “That is a disgusting act by Randy Moss. And it’s unfortunate that we have that on our air live. That is digusting by Randy Moss.” And by “disgusting” he means HILARious. Still, Joe Buck is right. Such displays of tastelessness are unwelcomed at Fox, the home of “Who’s Your Daddy?”, Paris Hilton, and that scene from The Simpsons where Bart moons the Australian government.
Randy Moss will certainly face a fine from the NFL, which is unfair. Any act that brings such joy to our lives should never be penalized. If I had more liquid assets, I would donate a dollar or two to help offset any penalty. Sorry Randy. Maybe you should say you weren’t mooning, only stepping out of your invisible touchdown pants.
Of course, what doesn’t make sense is how the NFL can accuse Randy Moss of being classless when it had already displayed a far more disturbing, disgusting, and embarrassing image earlier in the game. Viewer discretion advised: