Start-Ups: Silicon Valley Mini-Cap

Start Ups

By Jane and Blanche | Tuesday, December 18, 2012 | 10:30 pm | 6 Comments
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Jane is flying the friendly skies this week so I am flying solo for this Mini- the recap will be posted Friday morning. We apologize for the delay.

With the devastating tragedy in Connecticut it was really hard to give a flying shit about these self-absorbed, ridiculous people.  I was quickly reminded, however,  that snark is the spice of life. I don’t think I want to live in a world where no one mocks the village idiots.

All is not well in the SV. The show started on Tuesday’s at 9pm (we live in Texas so central time is the only one that exists in our world). Then moved to Tuesday’s at 8pm and tonight it aired at 6pm, not a good sign for a second season…  Oh well, this week;

SarOprah had a cancer scare and not the horoscope kind.

Big Gay Al needs to work harder to make his deadline.

Kim went to New York.

Dwight followed Kim to New York and watched her flirt with another guy.

Herman and Snots dodged having to pay for their ugly ass app.

Are we starting to see why the show got moved to 6pm?

Tune in later this week for our recap…we might have to throw in opinions on other shows for some filler, no one is safe!

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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

6 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Did they throw in the cancer stuff to make us try and like Sara just a little?

  2. 2
    SurrealGirl
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    Quite possibly, lab. I thought the “cancer scare” was so over-dramatic. Every woman finds irregularities in their bodies. OF COURSE it wasn’t cancer, Snotface Sarah! The whole storyline DIDN’T make me like Sarah. In fact, it made me hate her more because I hate all her drama.

  3. 3
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 10:01 am

    I’ve had a similar scare and it’s nothing to laugh at but to add it when they knew the outcome was nothing serious was a bit heavy handed and smacked of pandering- IMHO.
    They aired the season finale last night so our recap will have both episodes.

  4. 4
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 10:52 am

    I was flipping channels and caught about the last twenty minutes of the finale, where Sara and I believe the guy you call Big Gay Al ended their friendship/business relationship. If Sara is really like that and not just playing some character role, then she is a fucking sociopath. Unbelievable. I wish I could figure out how people like her behave as they do and not be totally shunned in business and in life.

  5. 5
    SurrealGirl
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    The finale was nothing special. Strange how Bravo aired it without all the \hype\ and teasers that Bravo usually airs. I hope Kim buys new jeans in New York! Is it me, or is Kim’s smile crooked? I’ve noticed that her bottom left lip seems fatter than the right.

    Dwight is such a yo yo. He thinks he’s a total ladies man. When he went to NY with Kim, he checks out the techs at Grouper, who I guess we’re the minds behind OKCupid (dating site). Dwight mentions that he was on OKCupid for a day, because the first three women the site suggested were supposedly women he had already dated. I think he’s full of crap. Fuck him for knocking OKCupid. I met my husband on that site, and we just celebrated our second wedding anniversary!

    Sarah I can’t stand. I recently went to her Twitter for shits and giggles, and she was Tweeting about her visit to New York, cleaning up sticks in Central Park after Hurricane Sandy. Mother Theresa? Fuck you too, you snot faced skank! I live on Long Island where people are STILL homeless! And I Tweeted that to her. I didn’t see it posted, nor was her snotty reply. She can shove the twigs up her ass. Come down here and move some wet Sheetrock, then you’ll get your merit badge. As Bravo plays the closing scenes \Sarah is currently blah,
    Blah, blah\, apparently Sarah is no longer living at The Four Seasons. Quelle surprise! I’m sure she was asked to leave after abusing the staff. I have no doubt that she was calling the front desk every 10 minutes. \Did I get any messages? I am expecting a love letter from Jay. I blogged all about our future together. I’ve picked out baby names and wedding decor. What? No messages?! Someone must be sleeping on the job down there!\ Or something like that.

    Hermy and Ben. What a clusterfuck, those two. I hope Hermy is generating an income, so she can get those roots touched up! Ben, sod off, you bloody wander! I hope you continue to be \stalked\. No woman wants you, Benji. Not even the psychotic ones.

    David seems harmless enough. I hope he is doing well.

    THANK GOODNESS THIS SHOW WRAPPED! What a suck-o-tunitty for bad reality TV! Almost as bad as Gallery Girls. Almost.

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    Sarah is completely delusional. I would love to see what her business partners think of her veiled threat to David.

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