Start-ups Silicon Valley Recap: He’s not heavy…much


By Jane and Blanche | | 11:46 pm | 13 Comments
Posted in: Recaps, Start Ups

To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the gasm!

To follow my personal tweets, click here.

We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

13 Comments

  1. 1
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 8:28 am

    I only don’t watch the show anymore, but you’re saying somebody invested $500,000 in that stupid life-span app? Somebody who doesn’t mind losing money? Well, that’s the only thing that would explain it.

  2. 2
    Whatever
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 9:12 am

    This show sucks and I’m only watching to read the recaps!

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Anyone think Pandora (RHBH) and Herman are the same person?

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 10:23 am

    “Sarah needs to be a bit more likable so they’ve decided to write in a breast cancer scare….”

    Well she is from Marin….

    Has anyone Googled Shenova? You should not have quit your day job Kim. Who is going to buy that crap?

    Thanks for all your hard work Jane and Blanche.

  5. 5
    Lisa
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Just googled Shenova. Oh dear….

  6. 6
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 10:53 am

    I don’t think that’s the same site- it says shenova was started in 2011 by someone other than Kim and I don’t see her name anywhere. I think the gymnastics move is spelled with a u- shunova and that google search didn’t bring up anything. Maybe Kim did some actual research and found the similar site and decided to name it something different…

    Thanks guys! :)

  7. 7
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 11:00 am

    I feel like I should say SPOILER ALERT for some reason…

    http://www.webpronews.com/facebook-grabs-carsabi-co-founders-but-not-the-site-2012-10

    And it looks like you can get the app goalsponsors on your phone.

  8. 8
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Pandy and herms!!! OMG! Good catch! Although I doubt Lisa would let her daughter walk around with 5 miles of roots

  9. 9
    Insanehousewife
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 11:41 am

    I think everyone has been going to the wrong site for Kim, though I still believe a woman who dresses like her should be the last one running a startup for fashion. According to the Bravo bio her website is Shonova.com… though being an anti-facebook person, I guess I won’t be part of her Beta test.

  10. 10
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 11:48 am

    There it is! Thanks, insanehousewife.

  11. 11
    labowner
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Good catch Insane, but I thought Kim was bright. She didn’t research this name before she started? Her first idea for a name was dead from the get-go unless she planned on paying the girl for the use of her name. Now we have another site that is selling clothing for the nerdy girl with the same name. Strike two Kim. And Shonova is way to close to shenova. Me thinks if you might be getting a call from a lawyer about confusing names etc. That could be a stretch since I have never heard about shenova until the show. Oh and you just gave that girl a lot of free publicity.

    Is that Sarah she is using for a model? Goodness I hope not.

    Get over your whole “we disrupt companies” crap. No you don’t. People who “disrupt” things don’t sit around and talk about disrupting. They just do it.

    J&B you are correct. Lisa would never allow Pandy to have such roots.

  12. 12
    Insanehousewife
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    So we now know where Herms gets her leggings from… shenovafashion.com – that is some hideous stuff… yikes!

    @Lab – I can understand why you thought it was Sara… she’s just as scary (assuming you mean the woman in the red dress)

    Anyone else think that the producer, Miss Zuckerberg, had anything to do with Dwight landing a job at her big brother’s place?

  13. 13
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Good point- I wonder if it was a pity hire because she knew their site was not going to be successful

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.