Start-Ups: Silicon Valley Recaps Doofus No More

Start Ups

By Jane and Blanche | Friday, December 21, 2012 | 9:21 am | 9 Comments
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Posted in: Recaps, Start Ups

 Girl- you don’t know what assault is!

 I’m telling all my friends to ignore you!

 You don’t have any friends, byotch!

 I’m too pretty to look at you anymore.

 I’m calling you a bitch in Cantonese right now

In all honesty folks, David earned our respect (so much respect that we’re calling him David, instead of BGA, for the moment). He was articulate and fair and said all the right things in just the right way. Unfortunately, he was talking to a sociopathic narcissist so it all fell on deaf ears. When all your friends leave you, at what point do you realize it might not be their problem but your?

Herms and Snots are fighting again… don’t care

Kim and Dwight are having dinner together. He’s becoming more successful than her so she really won’t ever date him now.

Maybe I’ll buy your cute little fashion app in a year or so… 

We get a look at what the gang is up to 2 months later and some of it is actually interesting.

 

 What about a video game pants start-up?

She admits the argument with David was a mistake and wants to be friends with everybody. 

We wonder what the movie in her head sounds like

It’s ok for him to divide his time, but not ok for his sister to divide hers.

Prick.

A bed that Kim will never sleep in.

And her love life is in “stealth mode” probably the dude from Ampush…

Get his app, please, so he can afford a new hoodie

 

That’s all she wrote, guys, or at least all we can write until next season…HA! We don’t need the Mayans to tell us that this show will never see another season, unless the cast gets replaced by 40 something co-dependent women and they add “housewives” to the title and that would be fine by us!! 

We hope you all have a safe, fun and blessed holiday and a very happy New Year!! :)

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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

9 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 11:08 am

    When is a TVGasm reality show going to air? I would love a behind the scenes look at the recappers in all of their glory?

    Back to reading.

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    labowner
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

    ” I’m calling you a bitch in Cantonese right now”

    That’s gold, Jerry. Gold.

    I bet there was some backlash at Sarah from attempting to control business relationships when she is a no one. So glad to hear she is not free-loading from the Four Seasons anymore. I would love to see even one check she received for any tweet. She is from Marin – where they have thousands of cases of breast cancer – why the need to go all the way down to LA? Why not Stanford? You were living in PA no? Right next door.

    Congrats to Dwight, but any app he creates now FB owns, thus why David had to quit his job. What happened to Dwights business partner? What did Marcus do? Shocked Barbacco let them film in there. Wonder who is a connected investor.

    I take it there is no re-union? I would love to see that.

    Can we start a reality show with all the delusional cast members from different shows? I would start with GG, Sarah, KarenT, Teresa, and Alexis

    Thanks for the recaps and the laughs JB.

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    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Thanks Lab!
    I’ve (Blanche) found that on Bravo only shows produced by Andy Cohen get reunions. Or shows that do better than Andy Cohen shows…

    I love the reality show idea- call it The Worst of The All-Stars.

    Jane and I write via Facetime (we don’t live in the same city) and we have been trying to figure out how to record our Facetime sessions for your viewing pleasure, lol.

  4. 4
    Catherine
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Wtf? I consider myself up to date on tv show airings, even saw the one at 7 pm Tuesday…. How did I miss the finale? And now not a replay in the future? This recap is the closest ill get to closure!

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    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    I thought my DVR had misfired when it taped the finale. I don’t think they I’d any promotion for it at all.

  6. 6
    Madelyne27
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 8:21 am

    I am hosting an Agoraphobics Only! trip to Brazil next year… so far the headcount is zero.

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    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 10:29 am

    LOL!

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 8:11 pm

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    The finale was nothing special. Strange how Bravo aired it without all the \hype\ and teasers that Bravo usually airs. I hope Kim buys new jeans in New York! Is it me, or is Kim’s smile crooked? I’ve noticed that her bottom left lip seems fatter than the right.

    Dwight is such a yo yo. He thinks he’s a total ladies man. When he went to NY with Kim, he checks out the techs at Grouper, who I guess we’re the minds behind OKCupid (dating site). Dwight mentions that he was on OKCupid for a day, because the first three women the site suggested were supposedly women he had already dated. I think he’s full of crap. Fuck him for knocking OKCupid. I met my husband on that site, and we just celebrated our second wedding anniversary!

    Sarah I can’t stand. I recently went to her Twitter for shits and giggles, and she was Tweeting about her visit to New York, cleaning up sticks in Central Park after Hurricane Sandy. Mother Theresa? Fuck you too, you snot faced skank! I live on Long Island where people are STILL homeless! And I Tweeted that to her. I didn’t see it posted, nor was her snotty reply. She can shove the twigs up her ass. Come down here and move some wet Sheetrock, then you’ll get your merit badge. As Bravo plays the closing scenes \Sarah is currently blah,
    Blah, blah\, apparently Sarah is no longer living at The Four Seasons. Quelle surprise! I’m sure she was asked to leave after abusing the staff. I have no doubt that she was calling the front desk every 10 minutes. \Did I get any messages? I am expecting a love letter from Jay. I blogged all about our future together. I’ve picked out baby names and wedding decor. What? No messages?! Someone must be sleeping on the job down there!\ Or something like that.

    Hermy and Ben. What a clusterfuck, those two. I hope Hermy is generating an income, so she can get those roots touched up! Ben, sod off, you bloody wander! I hope you continue to be \stalked\. No woman wants you, Benji. Not even the psychotic ones.

    David seems harmless enough. I hope he is doing well.

    THANK GOODNESS THIS SHOW WRAPPED! What a suck-o-tunitty for bad reality TV! Almost as bad as Gallery Girls. Almost.

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    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 12:27 am

    Sarah is one of my all-time favorite sphincter muscles from reality TV. I wish they’d do a version of Survivor with my favorites. It’s my fondest wish. She’d be one of my nominees….sprinkle in a few Shahs of Sunset, a few Hosewives and you’ve got yourself a show!

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