Start Ups: Silicon Valley Mini-cap- Cheating?

Start Ups

By Jane and Blanche | | 9:47 pm | 4 Comments

 

Hello Gasmii! Welcome to another week of texting with Jane and Blanche. It was well received last time so we decided to take the easy way out, again, and share or “notes” for the show. Full recap tomorrow:) Enjoy!

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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

4 Comments

  1. 1
    SurrealGirl
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 6:45 am

    I’m looking forward to the full recap today! Lots to talk about, n’est-ce pas?

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Love the texts. What a horrible human being Sarah is. Has the 4 fired her yet?

  3. 3
    2muchbravo
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    I can’t believe one can make a living simply by blogging and putting your life on the interwebs 24/7.
    And, why does a hotel need a live-in blogger or whatever the hell she calls herself? What a pretentious, self-centered tw@t.
    Some of those ideas seem sort of lame. No wonder they have trouble finding funding.

  4. 4
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:20 am

    @2muchbravo, I wonder if Bravo is paying her tab or if she has a sugar daddy, because it does seem totally unnecessary for a hotel to put her in a free suite and then also comp all her room service and other amenities. Too much of that and all their rooms will be occupied by staff and there won’t be any space left for paying guests.

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