Start-ups: Silicon Valley Recap: Cowboy up!

Start Ups

By Jane and Blanche | Wednesday, November 21, 2012 | 6:00 am | 12 Comments
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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

12 Comments

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    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:16 am

    If Andy Cohen’s dandruff and the pus from one of Perez Hilton’s zits made sweet love and produced a child, that child would be David.

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    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:54 am

    So, this show’s idea of “high tech” is blogging and a brother and sister’s not-fully-baked idea to market a “smart” bathroom scale. The only guy that I have seen with any real tech bona fides is David who has a Carnegie Mellon degree and a stint at Google on his résumé. As a rule, Google only hires really smart people with really good grades, so what happened that he is no longer working at Google and is now trying to hustle $3000, just to live on, out of some flaky bimbo with a free setup in a hotel?

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    labowner
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Cranky David could have stayed at Google and created the app, but then the app would have been Google’s and not David’s.

    My gawd what a horrible person Sara is.

  4. 4
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 9:43 am

    @labowner, I suppose he thinks his app is so great that he can make more money if he owns it himself than if he gets a regular paycheck, but the whole thing really looks like a stupid idea to me. Maybe he should write an app to help him have darker bowel movements. As the saying goes, it looks like he shouldn’t have quit his day job.

    I would love to know what Bravo is paying him. Maybe he is destitute in the same way that Taylor Armstrong is destitute.

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    labowner
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Oh my gawd. You have to read Sarah’s blog. She takes delusion to a whole nother level.

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    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 10:07 am

    I (Blanche) saw that she posted links on Twitter to her blog and some article she did but I just couldn’t bring myself to dive that deep into her world…

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted November 22, 2012 at 5:23 am

    Sara is the most officious, self-important hag. It takes her TWO HOURS to get ready? What? News flash:Piling on the \war paint\ isn’t going to make her un pretty ass and make her purdy. She is a nutcase. She video blogs on her \date\? (HER perception of her date with Jay, when Jay was only hanging out with her.) I guess even Jay does charity work. And when Sara finds out that Jay went on a REAL date with Hermy, she FLIPS! * Enter Twilight Zone music*. Sara strikes me as one of those people. You know, the ones who post EVERYTHING online, in her warped perception of actual life events. I’m convinced after hanging out with Jay, she would immediately change her Facebook status to \seeing someone\ and flip out when she sees that Jay didn’t change his \single\ status. \Oh my God! *enter tears*. I thought we had such a great date! Why didn’t you change your Facebook status? I’ve already picked out names for our kids! How could you do this to me? I video blogged the pictures of my wedding dress!\ Something like that. You know, the desperate head case. I hope Sara calls her doctor. She is clearly out of Thorazine.

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    darlingclementine
    Posted November 23, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    I googled life-casting and surprisingly there are not that many people that actually count as life-casters. Sarah was on the wiki page though… but I am thinking she may have wrote it herself bc she also had a long wiki page for herself which I dont really see how she exactly merits that. Let alone that 4 seasons set-up that I am jealous of.

    Herman’s accent sounds like her tongue got stung by bees to me.

  9. 9
    SurrealGirl
    Posted November 24, 2012 at 6:06 am

    Hermy speaks a lot like Rosie Pope from Pregnant in Heels.

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted November 24, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Hermy also needs a deep conditioning treatment. Her hair looks like straw!

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    labowner
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Interesting Dancing as you are not allowed to create a page for yourself. Wonder who Sarah paid to create her Wiki page?

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 7:10 am

    Maybe The Four Seasons write her Wiki page. She’ll whore herself out to get a little street cred.

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